>"Hey Alan" >"Yes Charlie" >"I

>"Hey Charlie"
>"*sigh* Yes Alan?"
>"My ex-wife"
*laugh track*
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

HEY ALAN SUCK MY DICK LOL

Am I the only one who thinks Alan is more handsome than Charlie?

>>83635952
>"Hey Alan"
>"Yes Charlie"
>"My legs are very skinny"
*laugh track*

>"Hey Alan"
>"Yes Charlie"
>"I am very rich and you live in my house"
*laugh track*
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

>>83635952
>with a tranny with AIDS!
>lol alan!

The kid says something stupid

>"Hey Alan"
>"Yes Charlie"
>''AIDS''
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>"Hey Alan"
>"Yes Charlie"
>"I'm going to give you AIDS"
*laugh track*
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

>>83636318
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>"hey alan"
>"yes charlie?"
>"i have AIDS"
MEEEEEEEEN

>>83635952
>"Stuffing your face as usual, Jake?"
>"I gotta have a good meal."
>"Jake you fat kid, you are so dumb and fat. Why are you so fat?"
>"I eat, Uncle Charlie, it's what I do."
*laugh track*
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

>"Hey Charlie"
>"Yes Alan?"
>"You snort coke and have aids lol."
*LAUGH TRACK FOR 2 MINUTES*
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN

>>83635952
>"Hey Alan"
>"Yes Charlie"
>"I fucked your mum"
*laugh track*
>"But Charlie, she's also your mum"
>"whatever"
*laugh track*
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

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wtf were they thinking?

>>83636394
no way he gets pusy

>"Hey Alan"
>"Yes Charlie"
>"I aM v3rY DRRunk"
*laugh track*
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

>"Hey Alan"
>"Yes Charlie"
>>"I raped Jake last night"
>*laugh track*
>Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

>>83636394
>"Hey Ashton"
>"Yes Alan"
>"You're not like Charlie"
*laugh track*
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

>"Hey Alan"
>"Yes Charlie?"
*laugh track*
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>Hey Alan
>Yes, Charlie
>I have AIDS
>I guess now you'll be more positive
>JAKE!
Meeeeeeeeeeeeen

>>83636302

Did they ever reveal the tranny? Its 2spooky mane, I wanna nut in a trannys bareback boipuss but AIDSfear is keepin me away, thank you jesus

>>83636435
Finally, we have perfected it.

>Hey Ala-
MMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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>"I killed the hooker, Alan. She was a reminder of my life of hedonism and degeneracy. God will never let me into heaven if I do not purge myself of my sins."
>"Well, you sure purged yourself all over the carpet last night. I'm getting tipsy just smelling it."

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeen

>"Hey Allen"
>"Yes Halberstam?"
>"Try getting an 8-30 res at Dorsia now, you fucking stupid bastard!"
*laugh track*
It's hip to be squaaaaaaaaaare

>>83636497
>"Hey"
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

They don't even say "men" you stupid faggots

>>83636554
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>83636558
Yes it does, when they move to the next scene.

Is this the new colbertposting?

>>83636558
>murmurs "Two and a half...
>comes closer and sings "MEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

>"Hey Alex!"
>"WHAT DO YOU WANT, DERICKKKKK???!!!'
>"I look like a ball player."
*laugh track*

>>83636647
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>83636558
yes, they do you fag

>>83636674
>Actor goes "Hm" and twists his head a little
>Hysterical laughs track

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>this thread

>>83636554
>>83636591
Holy fucking autism

>>83636726
MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNN

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"Hey Allen"
"Yes, Bateman?"
"TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORSIA NOW YOU FUCKING STUPID BASTARD"
*Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip to be square"

men men men manly men

>>83636421
Hahahahaha spat out my water

>>83636813
Awww come on, you forgot the MEEEENNNNNN

>>83636835
shut the fuck up no you didn't you probably weren't even drinking water

this thread is 3 words, ***** ******* ****

>>83636938
Big guy?

>Hey Alan
>Yes Charlie
>Mom sucks
>I agree
*laugh track*
MEN MEN MEN MEN MENLY MEN MEN MEN
MEN MEN MEN MEN MENLY MEN MEN MEN
MEN MEN MEN MEN MENLY MEN

>>83636938
nigga niggers suck

>>83635952
>"Hey Charlie
>"Yes Alan"
>"I'm a pathetic loser who got fucked by my ex-wife in court and gets custody of my kid 6 days a week allowing her to turn him against me forever but even she didn't he would hate me forever anyway due to my lack of dignity and prospects for later life and I currently exist on the same level as a blooduscking parasite by continuing to annoy you and loiter in your guest room as I have done so for years because I am a manchild unable to move out, a fact which has also caused my mother to be forever disappointed in me and nobody ever wants to socialize with me or think of me in a positive light because I am a dull person who is regularly embarassing to myself and others in public causing you and others to avoid me whenever possible and despite me living here for several years you still despise me due to my lack of dignity and my shitty personality, and me having sex is funny because I have no sex life, being unable to move on from the divorce and because I am extremely unattractive as a partner.
*laugh track*
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

>>83635952
>"Hey Alan"
>"Yes Charlie"
>"I had sex last night"
>"With whom?"

MEEEEEENNNNN

>>83636972
>>Hey Alan
>Yes Charlie
>"Mom sucks"
>"Yeah she sucks my dick hahah"
>*laugh track*
Men men men men, manly men men men!
Men men men men, manly men men men!
Men men men men, manly men, oo hoo hoo, hoo hoo, oo
Men men men men, manly men men men!
Men men men men, manly men men HOOOOOOO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!

>>83636900
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>83636900
I'm sorry for lying on the internet :'(

But I LITERALLY just got cancer from reading your post.

>>83635952

I approve of MENposting.

is this the beginning of an epic new meme?

>>83637070
>*cuts to commercial*
>"Are you a big guy? Well theN JUST FUCK MY PLANE UP WITH NO ZLOMPF AND CHECK THESE DUBS FOR YOU!"

>>83637104
Yeah I think this shows going to be real big. Can't wait until season 2 comes out

>>83636096
nope
my mom thinks the same

>"hey berta I want you to make my bed"
>"and I want to fuck axl rose"
men

>>83637074
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

I LOVED YOU IN WALL STREET!

>Meeeeeeeeeeeeeen

HEY ALAN IM AN ALCOHOLIC LOL

>"Hey Charlie"
>"Yes Alan?"
>You know what the difference between Judith and a female dog is?"
>"What?"
>"You stop the car and pull over when you hit a dog"
*Charlie turns page in newspaper and crosses his legs the other way*
>*laugh track*
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnn

>>83636767
>copy and pasting E for a few seconds is autism now

back to rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreddit

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>>83637164
Berta is the only redeemable part of the show tbqh

>tfw she's 74 now

"Hey Alan"
"Yes, Charlie?"
"Get out of my house"
"no"
*laugh track*
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
*piano falls on Chuck Lorre*
EEEN

>>83637231
>rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreddit
>not reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddit

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>"Hey Uncle Charlie"
>"... what now Jake?"
>"Ummmm what is S E X?"
*audience erupts into laughter*
>"You'll figure it out heh"
*the audience is clapping, cheering and laughing so hard they form a supermassive black hole"
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeEeEEeeEEEEEeEEeEEEEeEeeeEEEEEeEEEEeEEEeeEEEEERRENNNngh

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Superb thread

I almost pissed myself laughing reading this thread

Absolute memekino

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>hey Charlie i would slit my wrists for you please marry me
*laughter*
>jumps off of balcony
*insane laughter, audience in tears*
meeeeeeeennnnnn

>>83638764
>Hey Charlie I'm going to fuck you now
>Rose reveals a knife
>Or else
*uproarious laughter*
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>83638764
>remember the time I glued your balls to your legs

>"Hey Charlie"
*laugh track starts*
>"Yea Alan?"
*Laugh track grows louder*
*Alan holds up a baggie with a turd in it, laugh track starts splitting the eardrums of everyone in the studio*
>"UH WHY WAS THIS IN MY BED?"
*Actors are now in visible pain, blood starting to drip from their ears as the laugh track swells louder*
"I dunno Alan I was drunk haha"
*Laugh track generates a shockwave powerful enough to level the set and the studio*
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>"Hey anon"
>"Yea anon?"
>"Big black cock"
*Uproarious laugh track*

MEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>83636539
underrated

>>83638730
aw here goes, that's so fucking litty bro
this raunchy lil' R rated summer thread got you goin' huh?

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>>83635952
>"Hey Alan"
*crowd audiably laughs*
>"Yes Charlie?"
*audience is laughing so much they burs into tears, people in back seats even vomit from laughter*
>"Nevermind"
*The studio explodes with ape-sounds of chanting and howling. People start shitting uncontrollably. In the distance some men start masturbating furiously. Several heads implode from such a good comedy*
>Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

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when I have to use a public restroom I have the unstoppable urge to start singing the meeeeeeeeeeen song in my head whenever I see this sign.

>>83637145
Hahahs there are already 10 plus season you goofy

>>83636343
>"Hey Alan, ever played I'm getting raped by my brother that have AIDS?"
>"N-No Charlie."
>"Good!"
>"Charlie! NO!"

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>83635952
This is seriously the least funniest comedy I've ever seen.

And the intro is gay as fuck

>>83639417
How about TBBT, that's worst imho

>>83635952
look at those aids legs

>>83639417
Nice on critic, but this RAUNCHY R-Rated sitcom was made for the fans

>>83637343
>le stronk independent womyn who just tells it like it is and no one cares because lol shes just so right!

the only redeemable part of the show was when it was over

>>83638764
LOL FEMALES STALKING MALES IS HILARIOUS FEMALES RAPING MALES IS HILARIOUS

MALE AGGRESSION NEEDS TO GET REINED IN

>>83635952
I hope you faggot aren't actually a fan of this series and are only mocking it based on what little episodes you watched, or the history of the actors, because this series was really, really shitty.

>>83640024
Half of a man detected.

You'll get it when you grow older.

>>83640056
Is this the equivalent in these threads of calling me a hothead? Really, this series is as shitty as TBBT, which I hope nobody here even ironically likes.

>>83636647
>SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS

>>83639417
HIMYM is worse desu

>>83636377
First funny one.

>"Hey, Alan"
>"Yes, Charlie?"
>"I'm having sex with 5 HIV+ hookers"
>"Are you crazy?"
>"Yep. It's torture."
*laugh track*
>Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

Am i smelling new mem?

>>83640426
"No, Allan, that's the stench you're letting out of the room"
*laugh track*
"Sorry, Charlie"
*closes door*
*laugh track*
*Alan goes in bedroom and strips off in a goofy (((white man))) way to reveal his white budgie smuggler underwear and prepares to jerk off*
*audience sniggers*
*Jake walks in the room and Alan jumps in bed nervously to cover up*
"Nevermind, Alan"
*laugh track*
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>'Hey Jake, don't you think that woman's a babe?'
>'What? She looks way too old to be a baby.'
>MEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>83635952

I absolutely despise the opening theme to this show.

>>83639718
Are you alright?

>"Hey, Jake, I paid for this hooker for your 15th birthday, so you can lose your virginity"
*laugh track*
>"My WHAT?"
MEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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>it's a washed up roastie does a guest spot that involves her being overly sexualized to the point of absurdity episode


Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

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>>83640024

Your people need you.

>>83640627
I can be genuinely curious without being reddit.

>A: "Hey Charlie"
>C: "Yes, Alan"
>A: "My marriage was a disaster"
>J: "So was my exam today"
>MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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>Hey Charlie, I'll have you know I once voiced Mulan

>Then let's get down to business

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>83640568
why? it's catchy

"Alan let me get this straight, you turned your ex-wife in to a lesbian, and you're a pathetic little weasel who stutters, and you're too cheap to pay tips or pay for our meals out and you automatically assume I'm going to pay for everything, and every time you meet a girl you ask her to marry you, and you're paying alimony to 4 women and you're broke and drive a girl's car and you quickly bend over to take it in the ass whenever a woman tells you to do something and you still haven't got the hint yet?"
*laugh track*
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

(((executive producer)))
(((writer)))
(((senior producer)))
(((everyone involved)))

remember white men, you're supposed to be a pathetic goy who is submissive to women, also dont forget to raise tyrone's baby and pay alimony

>hey alan
>yes charlie
>I fucked a crackwhore in the ass and now i'm dying of aids and cancer simultaneously
>laugh track for 20 minutes
MEEEEEEEEEEEN

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>Hey Bane
>Yes CIA
>If I take that off will you die?
>It would be extremely painful
BIG MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>83640768

Does it just suck to be you? So full of hate and insecurity?

>>83640796
why? is it liberating to be a cuck?

>>83636647
>SOOOOOOOOO...
>MMMMEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNN

>>83640768
>americans feel obliged to pay tips
lmao

This song and it's lyrics sums up OP's sex life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZJQlddwuvY

>>83640826

I don't think you know what that word actually means.

>>83640856
(((alan))) feels obliged to get charlie to leave a big tip to the waitress who looks hot

(((alan))) forgot his wallet oy vey

>>83639417
I'm fucking horrible with sitcoms, since I can watch any one and piss myself laughing despite how good the show may or may not. I'm the physical embodyment of canned laughter.

It's a legitimate problem.

"Hey, Charlie. Is it OK if I put this $500 groceries in your trolley? I promise I'm good for it"
"Sure, Alan"
"Oh... you know what... damn, I forgot my wallet."
*laugh track*
"Gee."
*laugh track*
"Hey, why don't you just put it through with yours, aa-a-a-a-a-and I'll go back to the car to get my wallet"
*laugh track*
"OK, fine"
"Ah.... you know what must've happened, I forgot to actually bring my wallet out of the house.... but since I took 15 minutes to go to the car and you already paid for my groceries, it would be a shame to take them back"
*laugh track*
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

>>83640768
Why is it that Chuck Lorre writes such irredeemable cunts as his main characters? Charlie is a fucking asshole who will dump women for absolutely no reason (and not in a funny way like George Costanza), and Alan is a complete fucking primadonna with nothing good going for him. You can argue that's the point, but the characters are so unrealistic that their actions make you think "why the fuck would he do that?".

Do I even have to mention how much of a cunt Sheldon is? What a fucking twat. Is there a more unlikeable sitcom character?

>>83635952
>"Hey Alan"
>"Yes Charlie"
>"I have polio in my waxed legs"
*laugh track*
Aaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiddss

>>83640960

I know what you mean. Laughing at shit is like my therapy.

"Hey, Charlie, what do you think of my new girlfriend? She's HOT right?"
"Yeah, Alan, she's stunning. I wouldn't mind pounding the shit out of that"
*laugh track*
"We've only been dating 2 days but she's finally the one... the future ex-Mrs. Alan Number 5"
*laugh track*
"But Alan, does she always do that when you aren't looking?"
"Do what?"
"Give random people handjobs behind your back"
*laugh track*
"That's not important. She's so hot."
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

>"that woman is smoking."
>"well she shouldn't be, you're not allowed to smoke in here!'
>MEEEEEEEEN