>films about a complete outcast from society >still has

>>83630204
Literally 99.3% of men will get laid at some point in their lives and imagine how much of the remaining 0.7% are just quadriplegic or heavily brain damaged

>>83630204
Well, they're outcasts, not ugly spergs.

>>83630254
>>83630284
Normies, begone.

>>83630204
its for the normies

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that's why Taxi Driver is the GOAT

>>83630204
because even most outcasts aren't virgins

>>83630204
Who is this bitch?

>>83630790
This, and link the blacked scene ASAP

>dude just have sex you dumb idiot lmao haha faggot virgin. yeah I'm an outcast like you too loser

average 4chan user in 2017. kill me. probably posted from a fucking phone too

>>83630815
Jacky Joy.

Christ L2 Revers image search faggots.

Sex is the most natural thing in the world. Everybody does it, it's not some fantastical ritual. Jesus, it's not even that great. Once you cum you just want to be left alone anyway. Fucking a new hot girl is the best feeling in the world though but only because you get to reveal her sweet body before you pound her. The foreplay is better than sex. You guys should try it.

>>83630684
>takes date to a porn theater
what did he mean by this?

If they don't fuck some slut it means they're GAAAY.

>>83630854
>kill me

Trust me I would given the chance you subhuman whiny reddit9k reject faggot.

>>83630204

Unironically it's because the normies won't empathize with them. It's one thing to empathize with a poor soul who's fallen on hard times, but relating to a person so wretched they've been rejected for breeding? No way.

>>83630619

That's what MOVIES ARE MADE FOR. Not You. NORMIES. It answers the question.

You are a complete and utter worthless sack of shit, deal with it. Or don't. I don't care. You're ugly. No one cares about ugly people.

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>>83630204
>schoolgirl
>actress looks like she's at least 30

>there are virgins in this thread RIGHT NOW

normies love stories about losers that have some kind of comeuppance

the truth is that most of us just get kicked while we're down until we die. being neglected as a child set in motion a domino effect that only gets worse as you get older and the consequences of each failure surmount to create something that is virtually impossible to defeat.

for a normal person fixing one thing about their life can change everything. but when you've had mounds of shit piled on you since birth if you fix one thing a thousand other things come and drag you back down.

The biggest one though is the ability to relate to other human beings. Once you lose that you are completely fucked.

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>>83631071
whaddup?

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This comes close OP

Notice just how far from them he is, they can probably hear him breathing and don't care

>>83631230
BLEACHED

>>83631230
Holy fuck, he's literally standing RIGHT THERE

>tfw never even had sex in a dream

>>83631448
it's the virgin curse, you can't simulate sex in your dreams unless you've had sex irl

>>83631448
Whenever I eat pussy in dreams it always tastes of salt & vinegar chips

>>83631230
The hell?

>>83631448
Literally every time I've had a sex dream I come to the realization I am dreaming and I wake up.

>>83631448
>tfw held hands with a girl in a dream
>happiest i've been in years

>>83630854
>>83630900
you're both reddit spacing normalfags

>>83630880
>Jesus, it's not even that great
> Fucking a new hot girl is the best feeling in the world though
hmm... really activated my almonds

>>83631230

I never noticed that top fucking kek.

Book ending is better tho

>tfw Jacky Joy and all your favourite pornstars from 2005-2012 have retired for the most part

>all new actresses look the same, have no personality and start porn to become 'instagram famous'

>>83631489
i got bad news for you

>>83631653
How dare they want a career besides putting dicks in their mouths

>>83631519
Sleep with a nicotine patch on all night after not masturbating for 5 - 7 days but edging almost to the point of climax every day. Then just before you go to sleep have a coffee, take yourself close to orgasm again while looking at a picture of the girl that you want to dream fuck. I am not kidding about this. It actually works. The nicotine patch will give you REALLY crazy and intense dreams but you will have a wet dream. I have so far done Daddario, My co-worker, Katy Perry and Kristen Stewart and accidentally did Miley Cyrus even though I don't really find her that hot. But she just appeared and we fucked in the shower. Do this and thank me next week. You also need to be quite sleep deprived so that the coffee does not keep you awake and you enter a deep but hyper state of sleep.

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>>83630880
>Jesus, it's not even that great.

>>83631599
Re-read my post and try not taking things out of context you little fucking goblin.

>>83631741
How is that taking it out of context? First you say it's not that great, then you say fucking a new hot girl is the best feeling in the world. It can't be both not that great and potentially the best feeling in the world, retard.

>>83631785
>Fucking a new hot girl is the best feeling in the world though but only because you get to reveal her sweet body before you pound her. The foreplay is better than sex.

>>83631582

Is reddit spacing the new meme? Just because people don't post in incoherent blocks of text?

>>83631803
"incoherent blocks of text" is such a fucking reddit meme. You retards don't even know what proper paragraphs look like. Read a fucking book

>>83631230
Literally my life in a nutshell

>>83630204
(((Hollywood))) is just trying to push their degenerate agenda. They want you to think everyone's getting laid but you, so that you become frustrated and alienated, and start consuming: consuming porn, consuming films and tv, consuming beauty products, consuming expensive stuff thinking it'll get you puss, so on, so on...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lad26hfccS4

>>83631826
Splitting up your thoughts is a reddit meme now? What the fuck happened to this place? You can't even form an arguement without resorting to talking about reddit.

>>83631736
Pfff. Amateur...

>>83631599
The act of sex itself, penis in-out, is genuinely not that great. Even without a condom, your hand is tighter and can go much faster, even changing pace and friction with ease. Deepthroat is pretty amazing, but very few women have the ability and lack of self-respect to gobble cock. Same with getting your ass licked, also amazing, but hard to find women slutty enough to do it with. Anal I haven't tired, too wide to fit, but i've heard its underwhelming as well.

Stick to jacking off, it's genuinely better for so many reasons, easier, quicker, tighter, and none of that weird empty feeling you get after sex.

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>when you're such a virgin that everybody just knows from looking at you

How?

>>83631793
The foreplay is still part of sex you absolute retard. The absolute state of normie intelligence, I swear...

>>83631681
They shouldn't be allowed to have a career other than escort

>>83631890
So naked kissing is sex? Sucking a girls tits is sex? Oh please, child. Don't be so uptight.

>>83631714
Thats pretty labor intensive...
I think I'll just fuck my GF instead.

>>83631889
They say it jokingly the first time and your body language and subtle facial expressions give it away.

>>83631859
STUPID REDDIT!!!

>>83630254
This.

>>83630880
It really isn't. Our society has gotten so fucked up: we have porn readily at our disposal that I'd rather use my hand than go on a date and have to potentially pay for something. I'm not trying to show off but with Tinder it's too easy. It's actually toxic but these tools have taken away from use the need to commit to one specific girl

>>83631981
delet

>>83631956
Yes, those things literally are sex you retard

>>83631736
>Wildly Hip!

>>83632127
You probably think holding hands is sex you ugly little cunt. My God you are fucked. You will die without ever having made a girl cum or beg for your cock. You are not a man, you are a weak meme personification of the fragile ego, bitter women hating wizard that is too scared to attempt sex. You probably couldn't even find the hole you flabby little bitch. Go cry wank over some tranny you waste of oxygen.

>>83631448
I just recently had an extremely vivid and lengthy dream where I was a young boy living with a milfy Carrie Ann Moss and we had sex. I licked her butthole and at one point she shoved her finger in my butt in a sexual but motherly way. There was also a serial killer stalking her and then we flew in Miami after stealing some royal costumes.

>>83632127
Sup virgin. That other anon is right. Kissing and sucking titties isn't sex. Intercourse is sex. Those are just being intimate\erotic. And it's true that discovering a girl's body is the best part, like the anticipation behind what her pussy will look and taste like. But afterwards they just become a hole to cum in as tragic as that sounds.

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>>83630204
That’s because you watch only mainstream hollywood bullshit.
Go watch The Man Who Sleeps

>>83631016
why are you here?

>>83631016
i bet you enjoy cunnyposting alot

>>83631230
HE'S LIKE ONE FUCKING FOOTSTEP AWAY CAN'T YOU HEAR HIS TROUBLED BREATHING AS HE MOVES THE FUCK AROUND IN DESPAIR? STOP COLONIZING THAT BITCH FOR TWO SECONDS AND TELL THE FREAK TO FUCK OFF LIKE WHAT THE FUCK DISNEY.

>>83632627
It's more alpha to fuck a dudes bitch in front of him. Disney was trying to teach kids to be alpha.

>>83631826
>>>/reddit/

Can I ask you guys a question?

Why are you so mean to each other? Why? Why are you guys such douches to each other, and not to the people who hurt you? We come to /tv/ to talk to each other, we come to /tv/ for each other's company, so why are you/we acting like a jerk to everyone who posts here?

>>83632779
The weak should fear the strong

>>83632627
They definitely heard him tear up that playing card

>>83630204
what the fuck stops an outcast from talking up a girl and fucking her for the physical pleasure?
you're mad because you're too retarded to do the same

>>83631714
was this a cringe thread?

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>>83632627
They were using his tears as lubricant for their lust.
His pain their pleasure.

>>83632779
>>83632796
No one here is a stud, no one here fucks bitches. If you go to any highschool and easedrop on the "weirdos" or "losers" table, you'd here them taking like we do here on /tv/. If you went over the the "cool kids" tablet you'd here them be way nicer to each other. People who fuck are laid back and nice in general, so that tells me that anyone who's a douche isn't getting that puss on a regular basis.

>>83632923
t. High school loser

>>83631880
No..not by a mile. Sex with a new hot girl especially when you both are in a lust frenzy to get out of clothes. the labored breathy and the initial feel as you plunge in and she engulfs you is the most euphoric feeling in the world. My hand can't begin to match that even with the best porn in front of me.

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>>83632923
>we
You know the way out.

>>83632980
This. It's better than any drug and some drugs are fucking incredible. Probably the best feeling achievable in life.

>>83632181
>>83632280
I think by sex he meant being intimate with someone. Obviously foreplay and kissing aren't sex, but most anons who haven't had sex probably haven't had intimate relationships like that either. That's usually why when I think of a virgin, especially on 4chan, I also assume they've never kissed a girl.

>>83633031
Then stop talking out of your ass grandpa. People like it when you mess with them, it's the outcasts that take it seriously and go home to lip sync evanescence.
Go anywhere in the world and you'll find normal guys messing with each other for fun

>>83632923
>People who fuck are laid back and nice in general, so that tells me that anyone who's a douche isn't getting that puss on a regular basis.
That's a strange conclusion to draw.
Have you considered that they are sexually active because the are laid back and nice rather than the other way around? Your reasoning has no basis.

>>83630254
Closer to 80%

>>83632923
wrong

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>>83631230
JESUS CHRIST LMAO HE'S RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO THEM

>>83631448
This, I'm 27.

>>83631999
hello redd.it

>>83633111
I deleted this post because it was a reply to the wrong post. IE I thought i was replying to a post that called me a high school loser. Further examination proved that post was not directed at me.

>>83631880
>weird empty feeling you get after sex.
How about fucking a girl that you actually love

>>83633313
Mate, one of the perks of this environment is having no obligation to explain yourself.
Partly because no one cares.

>>83630870
Rekt

>>83631071
N-no. ..

>>83633375
This nigga is correct. There's no better place to learn to drop ego than here. It also functions in the real world as well.

>>83631448
DELET

>>83631448
>dreamt about kissing the love of my life
>tasted horrible, was instantly repulsed, the dynamic switched to me trying to reject her and not vice versa
I need to stop thinking about women I last saw 6 years ago

>>83632237
How hairy was she?

>>83630254

Literally 99% of people who start a sentence with literally and mention a percentage are pulling numbers out of their ass.

You think 3.47B males will get laid?

>>83630880
>Sex is the most natural thing in the world.

No. Violence is.

>inb4 some tumblrina bluehair says sex IS violence

>>83631230
>quasimodo expects a negress to be human

>>83631582
>hurr durr reddit invented newlines

>>83633641
If you were confronted with a stunning lady and your first reaction was a violent one then you are broken, mate.

>>83630887
didn't that also happen on the graduate?

>>83633119
Sounds like the just world fallacy. There's also research that showed disagreeable people have more sexual partners, and this was true of men and women.

>>83631714
I think you're right about crazy dreams, but I think other things might work too like garlic or basil or hot and spicy foods.

Also, since dreams are largely about going over the previous day's memories, you're also right about looking at or thinking about what you what to dream about.

>>83630880
Sex is a lot like air: It's not a big deal until you're not getting any.

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>>83631230
>You know Quasimodo predicted all of this

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>>83633596
>>83633123
https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nhsr/nhsr036.pdf

>>83631803
Why do you think you need a line break between the inline reply and the body of your text?

>>83632280

Yes, intercourse is sex. But foreplay is sexual activity/sexually arousing.

>>83632779

Anonymity leads to lowered inhibitions. And the losers who post here like to lash out at strangers, because they're too cowardly to confront the actual people who have wronged them.

So please, nitpicking over trivial things is the only thing they have in life.

>>83632923

You're right that losers are more bark than bite, and that people who fuck are more laid back.

>that tells me that anyone who's a douche isn't getting that puss on a regular basis.

But no, douchebags get more pussy because women would rather fuck a bully than his victims (the weirdos, the losers).

Is it worth fucking a prostitute because I'm a virgin?

>>83633085
>It's better than any drug
t. a non heroin user

>>83633111
>People like it when you mess with them

Only if they're friends.

>Go anywhere in the world and you'll find normal guys messing with each other for fun

Again, people will only accept it if they're friends.

>>83633971
Yes, just spend a little more and make sure that they are attractive and have a good body. No point spending your hard earned cash on something you won't enjoy. Paying for sex is just a condensed version of dating anyway, and cheaper.

>>83632779
Because it's funny?? If you don't think calling someone a nigger or a faggot is funny than why are you even here?? 4chan has always been like this go back to u know where

Even the most despicable, gross, disguting, bloated collection of errant sentient flesh can get laid. Thinking someone can't is just silly.

:(

>>83633737

All I'm saying is that violence happens more often than sex. Like all the meat you eat. I'm guessing you eat more than you have sex, so violence is more natural than sex.

>>83633797

Violence happens more often than sex. So nobody can say that sex is "the most natural thing in the world."

Because having sex doesn't automatically make you a normie

For example You're retarded if you think furfags who yiff are normal people by any standard of measurement

>>83633820

That chart says 10% of males 15-44 in US in 2002 had never had sexual contact with the opposite sex. It was even higher in 2006-2008 at 11.2%, it was getting worse (6,906 out of 60,479 men never had sex with a female).

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>>83634194
>Because having sex doesn't automatically make you a normie

>>83634194
Or disgusting dweebs that hook up during an anime/comic con.

>>83633839

Why are you so autistic that a newline triggers you?

>>83634194
Furfags are normies with a creepy fetish

They still go out, get laid and have friends

>>83634115
This is simply untrue. That is just your perception. There are billions of people constantly having sex. It is human nature. Everybody has sexual urges, not everybody has violent urges.

>>83634049
>Paying for sex is just a condensed version of dating anyway, and cheaper.

Pretty much. Most men end up paying for sex, one way or another. Be it dating, marriage, etc. It's been said that a wife is merely a hooker with one client but she can say no.

Imagine still being a virgin past 18, pathetic.

>>83634072
if you think saying "nigger" or "faggot" are funny in and of itself, you need to be at least 18 to post here, you dumb retarded niggerfaggot.

>>83634087
>Even the most despicable, gross, disguting, bloated collection of errant sentient flesh can get laid.

But do they want to get laid by the most despicable, gross, disgusting, bloated collection of errant sentient flesh?

>>83634267
The totals are skewed because a whopping half of 15 year olds have never had sex, big surprise.

The point is when you get to age 30, 97% of people have had sex and it increases to 99% by 40.

>>83631889
It's all in the way you walk.

>>83634318

Have you ever eaten meat? Then you have violent urges. Sure, maybe you pay someone else to be violent for you, you pass the violence off to someone else. And sure, billions of people have sex. But they eat more than than have sex. For example, think of how many times you ate before you first had sex. Do you think you've caught up regarding sex?

And yes, everybody has violent urges, that's why assault and murder is illegal. If people didn't want to murder, there would be no need to outlaw it. Laws exist to ban things that people want to do. If nobody wanted to do it, there wouldn't need to be a law against it.

Human history has largely been an extremely violent one.

>>83634332

It's more pathetic to be pumped and dumped and used by someone and thrown away, than to save yourself for someone you love.

Used goods are pathetic.

Would you rather buy and eat a candy bar that's new in wrapper, or eat a candy bar sitting on the street that 10 guys have jizzed on?

>>83634511
>Listens to The Smiths once

Don't worry, you'll grow out of it.

>>83634305
Is a rape victim a normie? Is a guy who goes to gay bars and gets fisted a normie?

This standard that anyone who is not a complete social failure or incapable of feeling human emotions outside of Japanese cartoons completely belies on a false assumption that once you have sex you are now totally integrated into society and accepted by everyone

>>83634625
A rape victim can still be a virgin you stupid fuck

>>83634387

Anon said 0.7% of men never have sex, but the chart has it at 11.2%. Anon was off by over a factor of 10.

And sex isn't even a great accomplishment. If you tell someone you've had sex, they'd probably say "big fucking deal."

I think sex with a certain person means more than sex with any person.

>>83634669
re-read >>83630254

>at some point in their lives

>>83634625
Why you are comparing consensual acts with non-consensual ones you imbecile?

>>83634606

There is more violence than sex in the world.

I bet you've eaten more hamburgers in your life than the times you've had sex.

And in the wild kingdom, when two male mammals battle over a female, the competition of violence determines who the female will have sex with, the winner, the dominant one.

And it's no surprise that women reward violent men with sex. In fact, if a man hasn't had sex by a certain age, it's probably because he's not violent enough.

>>83631714
>Daddario, My co-worker, Katy Perry and Kristen Stewart and accidentally did Miley Cyrus
Chuckled, what a fucking champ.

>>83634625
Begone, normalfag.

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Why does /tv/ get so worked up over the portrayal of sex in movies?

Everyone has sex. Even ugly, sperg guys. There are girls they can find too. They might not be pretty but they'll still fuck.

I'm only 19 but I've fucked three girls. And I spend all my time here.

It's not that hard. Literally just talk to them.

>>83635137
Maybe they don't want to fuck ugly fat girls.

Also, stop working from a sample size of one (yourself) and generalizing to everyone. Then again, dumber people are usually more confident. And women prefer confident men.

>>83635205
The sample size is much larger than myself. Scores of guys I know have managed the same.

And yet the only ones I've met that can't are one: anonymous. You. You're the weird exception.

Such a cancerous topic but life is cancerous. Hope you all get eaten alive.

>>83635278

I've had sex.

But again, it's stupid to jump from guys you know to everyone.

To say "everyone has sex" is just false.

And if all it took to have sex with girls is talking to them, then why have you only fucked 3? How many girls have you talked to? More than 3?

Nobody fucking cares how "easy" it was for you to have sex. Saying "it's not that hard" doesn't help anyone. It's just about stroking your own ego. And if you were really having that much sex, you wouldn't have time to post here, would you?

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>>83635278
>meanwhile in reality town

>>83635421
Are you Japanese?

>>83635543
はい

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>>83631071

>>83631230
>quasimodo ends up 'accepting' this and giving them hia 'blessing'
Normies truly hate us.

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>>83631538
me last night

>>83635399
>gets this worked up about someone saying sex is no big deal
>"b-but i've had sex"

oh boyo, your issues are showing

>>83632980

Let me break it down for you retards.

Sex with a hot new girl is NOT the greatest PHYSICAL pleasure you will ever have. It can be the greatest MENTAL pleasure one can ever achieve though.

The best, greatest sex you will ever have with a chick is after a few weeks or a month and you have really gotten to the bottom of each others sexuality.

The best PHYSICAL sex is when both of you are firing on all cylinders from experience with each other but its still feels brand new and not stale.

>>83635709
I have had sex.

I get worked up when people say blatantly false things, like "everyone has sex."

Sorry you think that insisting on "truth" is an "issue."

>>83631714
Teach me your ways, dream warrior. I am in awe of your skills.

>>83635847
>I have had sex
>blatantly false
at least your post got *something* right lol

>>83635718

.....cont.


But another unsaid but sad reality is afterban extended period of time (usualy a year or even a few years) of fucking the same chick over and over your brain increasingly wants to see new and differnt women going new and different things and over time simply rubbimg one out to some fetish filling porn becomes preferable to simply going to bed and fucking your chick again for the 200th time.

>>83635900
I've had sex. That other anon's had sex. Scores of guys he knows have had sex. Not everyone has had sex, for example, 42% of men and 44% of women aged 18-34 in Japan.

Anything else you need help understanding you fucking retard?

>>83630204
People can't understand, at least not the people who get their tv shows and movies made. They've never experienced the fear and self-loathing that social interaction brings us.

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>My face when I realize I share this planet with people who haven't had sex

I first asked a girl to go with me when I was 28 and she said yes faster than you can say Jack Flash. We were fucking that night and it was awesome. Then her friend asked me to go with her and told me she's liked me for years and thought I was gay. I fucked her the month after. Then I realised that pretty much every girl I made an effort with let me sleep with her. Turns out I was/am considered pretty handsome but because I was so fucking shy and coy they all thought I was gay. Now I have a steady girlfriend but I got around in the last few years. I'm 35 now and really regret being such a pussy all through my teens and early twenties. I thought rejection was the ultimate insult and would make me die from pain. I had a few girls say no and it was totally fine. Man up you fuckers. I was just like you lot, still am to a certain extent. I'm an old fag and love it here, but you need to try instead of being so afraid and defensive.

>>83636058
so you had sex the moment you were born huh? giving your birthing mother a birth orgasm doesn't count.

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>>83636175
Breh, you spend the first 9 months of your life literally submerged in pussy.
Poor c-section virgins...

>>83636125
>Turns out I was/am considered pretty handsome
>Man up you fuckers. I was just like you lot, still am to a certain extent.

Naw. You just sound like an attractive pussy, and you admitted as much.

Oh wow, women let an handsome guy sleep with them. Fuck off.

>>83636249

Well children, which you share this planet with, generally don't have sex. But then again, you're posting nigger gifs so maybe that's how things go down when you got no daddy around.

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>>83636286
>people are their reaction images in real life
Awesome

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>>83635137
>literally just talk to them
>says pic related
Fuck you. Golden rule, I wouldn't want strangers walking up and talking to me, so why would I that? I just bother people with my presence.

>>83636125
What the fuck am I going to do, just walk up and talk to random women? What the fuck would I say? I don't know them, they don't know me, they're probably boring as fuck

>>83636707
>they're probably boring as fuck

no you are. thats why you have nothing to say to them.

>>83636740
Oh please, fuck off. Women are fucking braindead, they couldn't be interesting if they tried. I'm perfectly interesting but women are like fucking children, if you're not dangling some metaphorical toy in front of their face they think you're 'boring.'

>>83631039
White people.

>>83636818
>Projecting this hard
>not even realizing the irony in your own statement

>if you're not dangling some metaphorical toy in front of their face they think you're 'boring.'
You mean like sex or the imagined "interesting" girl is for you?

>>83636611
Are you scared of strangers? I don't mind if someone makes conversation with me as long as it isn't threatening or creepy in some way. How else do you meet new people?

>>83636707
That's what everybody who is in a relationship had to do at some point, so yes.

>Women are fucking braindead, they couldn't be interesting if they tried. I'm perfectly interesting but women are like fucking children

You need to work on your attitude first, anon. Some women are really interesting and funny and when you meet that person then you will fall head over heels and see the world in a whole new light. You will get your heart broken, and it hurts like a motherfucker, sometimes for years, but it makes you grow. Bite the bullet, or don't. It's your life.

The fact is that even what normalfags consider to be "losers" will get laid at least once in their lives, you are in an absolutely miniscule minority if you never have sex, far beyond being a simple loser. There aren't many films that show that type of loser.

>>83636919
>DUDE UR PROJECTING
Great argument champ.
>>83636958
>attitude
Oh fuck off, like that fucking matters. Chad could be the biggest misogynist in the world and they would still fuck him.
>some women are really intersting and funny
HAHAHAHAHA
No, you're just a blue pilled beta orbiter who thinks pretending girls are soooo awesome will get you laid.
It won't.

>>83636928
>Are you scared of strangers?
I live in a really shitty city and literally every single time a stranger talks to me it's because they're harassing me or because I've done something wrong. So yes.

>>83636958
>it hurts but it makes you grow
Not for the woman. She's forgotten about you in a matter of hours, if she ever knew you in the first place, and has already moved on to the next Chad. The only 'growth' for her from that experience was the money you spent on her in vain hope.

>>83636958
>Some women are really interesting and funny and when you meet that person then you will fall head over heels and see the world in a whole new light.
t. uninteresting, unfunny cunt

>>83637020
>you are in an absolutely miniscule minority if you never have sex

>in japan 42% of men and 44% of women age 18-34 are virgins

that may be a minority but it's not miniscule.

that's 2 out of 5. cut 4 of your 10 fingers off and call it miniscule.

>>83637268
>you're wrong because of this cherrypicked stat of a specific age range in a specific country that is itself an outlier due to its population crisis

>>83637068
>>83637194
>>83637199
Poor babies have rejected love without ever having experienced it. And if you think saying that some women are funny and interesting somehow makes me a beta, or 'cuck' as you like to say, then you have clearly been brainwashed by your right wing, masculine elders and I pity you. I genuinely do pity you, it's not just a tossed off remark. Your lives are going to be awful and only get worse as you age. Fuck you, die alone.

>>83637268
How many of the films that the OP is talking about are set in Japan? In the US once you hit 25 almost 99% of men have had sex before.

>>83637320
oh yeah, everything that refutes your bullshit is "cherrypicked", okay.

and do you think the population crisis is causing the lack of sex? can you even put your pants on the right way?

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Some advice for future wizards that wantt to actually get laid.

#1 is you are going to have to fight through your shyness like your life depended on it. Once you realize that rejection from a chick means less than nothing..and I mean actualy,, literally nothing...zero. The ultimate state to strive for is where you actually EMBRACE rejection as just another war srory because it means that you are actually getting out of the fucking house and living life.

#2 is clean yourself up ypu fucking slob. You dont even have to lift or lose all that much weight if you simply take a bath and stop looking like a cross between a serial killer and a hobo.

#3 lower ypur standards. If you dont have the ability to pull hot chicks then you don't deserve one and you have no one to blame but yourself for not getting laid.
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#4 Way down the line is working out. It will help a fucking metric fuckton, even if you have the face of a distressed pitbull. But it wont mean jack shit without the other three points, ESPECIALLY #1.

>>83637333
>Fuck you, die alone.

Tell that to Paul Allen, you stupid bitch.

Name one woman who is both funny and interesting.

>>83637398
No, the lack of sex is causing the population crisis. I was pointing out that Japan is a global outlier because of that population crisis, so its stats are skewed. My post was clearly a blanket statement for the world as a whole, your cherrypicked stat of 1 age range in an outlier country doesn't refute anything I said.

Stop being an angry virgin.

>>83637333
Nu-male.

>>83637097
Then I hope you already know women/men already that you might have a meaningful relationship with otherwise you prospects are slim to nil since you refuse to meet or get to know anyone new.

>>83637398
...it literally is the definition of a cherrypicked statistic, it would only prove him wrong if he had made a claim about 18-34 year olds in japan, which he didn't

>>83637411
And what do the women have to do? Nothing. I have to bend over backwards and work hard to even have a chance of sex, meanwhile a woman just has to exist. This is a broken game, and the only winning move is not to play.

>>83637361
>In the US once you hit 25 almost 99% of men have had sex before.

False.

>>83637428
Lucille Ball
Mary Tyler Moore,
Gilda Radner ..the list is quite extensive actually.

>>83637535
Here's my evidence
>>83633820
I trust you have some of your own?

>>83637527
well your choice is obvious then...become a woman.

>>83637411
>If you dont have the ability to pull hot chicks then you don't deserve one

Deserve's got nothing to do with anything.

I am supposedly really good looking, to the point when random strangers I'm drinking in the pubs with get all jealous and ask me how much pussy I get with my face. yet I'm a virgin at 24. how to stop being an antisocial cunt bros?

>>83637468
Listen anon, you are probably more of a normie than me. Just because you come to this board and can't get any pusy doesn't enter you into the cool club. What makes you not a normie? What differentiates you? I am an illustrator and play in a few bands travelling around Europe and staying with friends. My life is mainly drugs, art, music and meditation. What makes you so special. I love women and I love my life. What have you got apart from your virginity, your tiny white balls and your bitterness?

>>83637437
>No, the lack of sex is causing the population crisis.

Exactly. Two out of five Japanese millenials are virgins.

I'm not a virgin. But I do get angry at stupid people who think they know what the fuck they're talking about.

>>83637540
None of those women are interesting or particularly good at what they do.

>>83637612
....and what does Japan have to do with global statistics? Why are you so hung up on Japan? I never said anything about Japan, I made a blanket statement that, in general, applies to the world as a whole. Yes, there are outliers, but it's totally irrelevant as virtually none of the subject matter referred to by the OP is Japanese. Learn to read, Mr. ESL.

>>83637510

Anon said:
>The fact is that even what normalfags consider to be "losers" will get laid at least once in their lives, you are in an absolutely miniscule minority if you never have sex, far beyond being a simple loser.

40% in Japan is not a "miniscule minority." 11% in the US is not a "miniscule" minority.

Jesus fucking Christ. You "cherrypicked" memers love to dismiss anything that disproves the bullshit spewing out of your mouth.

>>83637527
Men treat women as sex objects. Women treat men as success objects. It's not fair, but it's women's nature to leech off men more successful than they are.

>>83637620
What shallow existence/reality do you exist in to not find legendary Comedians interesting or funny? What/Who exactly would you class as interesting?

>>83637691
What? Where are you pulling the 11% out of your ass from? That chart? Can you even read? "All males aged 15-44 years" - it is heavily skewed by the inclusion of teenagers as "men", you can clearly see in the chart that once you get into the actual adult age ranges the amount of virgins sharply drops off to under 4%

>>83637602
You play shitty 4 chord pop songs for people as braindead as you, before filling your empty void with drugs and fleeting sex with STD-infested whores. You go to Europe and take trendy pictures of yourself at historical landmarks without the slightest bit of knowledge or appreciation of what they are. Then you practice the trendy millenial version of 'meditation'. You sit in a circle and pretend to think deeply, which if you actually did once would make you realize how empty your life truly is.

>>83637583
Practice talking to girls. It is awkward as fuck at first but, like most things, it gets easier and you get better at it. Being attractive is a bonus but even then it is mostly about your personality and your confidence. Just keep at it and soon it will become natural. You will blow it a few times but learn to laugh about it and put it down to experience. Go for it! What the fuck is the worst thing that can happen?

>>83637540
And they're all dead. Are you trying to argue that funny+interesting women no longer exist?

>>83637691
stop reddit spacing lol

>>83637753
JUST
BE
CONFIDENT