Cutekino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuy Cdgpa5sY

>>83620896
>tfw no pupper to snuggle with while watching kinos
;_;

>>83620896
awww thanks I needed that

>have a dog
>1 month ago I saved a kitty
>now it lives with me and my dog

Does anyone have experience with this? I always been a dog owner so having a cat is kinda strange to me.

>>83621067
Cats and dogs that grow up together tend to get along fine.

>>83620896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2Jlm2gnKb8

>>83621067
I had 2 dogs and a cat when i was a kid. They got along fine, never any trouble. Then... when I was around 5 I got up one xmas morning and the cat was laying behind the sofa having kittens. The dogs were both sitting there on guard duty and wouldn't budge. I woke Mum and the family up and we had to force the dogs outside because they were nervous when we went near the cat.

I didn't even know the cat was pregnant, not sure if the rest of the family did but it was a total surprise to me,

They'll be best pals. Good luck, bro.

>>83621128
i wish i was 3 months old again, experiencing everything for the first time, fascinated by a fucking cat which must seem so alien to that little guy

experiencing all kino for the first time... sigh...

What sort of "parent" would let a filthy mongrel near a precious babby? That cur's anus is literally resting on the blanket

>>83621429
i read this in the Oblivion Guard's voice

>>83621429
It's really not that serious, man.

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>>83620896

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>>83621469

You just KNOW that by the end of this thread some edgelord will post a dead baby or dog eating a baby.webm or some shit.

Nothing is sacred on this shithole site. gonna NOPE now before shit goes south. Good thread. Nice feels.

>>83621429
It's just being comfortable.

>>83621741

Welcome to 4chan, I hope you're enjoying your first few minutes outside /b/.

>>83621785
>outside /b/.
>implying that shit don't come from /b/
>implying I can even click /b/ without throwing up at the dozen rekt and trap threads
Welcome, newfriend.

>>83621741
word thanks for the heads up, i'm getting the frick outta here

>>83621854
>>83621785
>newfriends accuse each other of being newfriends

>>83621128
what happend to the babbys arms?

this is now a cringe thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahSML8WhhKs

>>83621854

The fact that you so wildly misinterpreted my post betrays you. I'm saying you should stop expecting every thread to turn into shit you find on /b/ because /b/ is not all of 4chan, newfag.

>>83621920
Oh, well you didn't say that faggot.

>>83621895
kek, welcome newfriend

>>83621934
YAY!

>>83621509
very cute snek mhmm good snek

>>83622126
You're supposed to post cute things, that's just a normal shower curtain...

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Dog threads are fun

>>83622015
y dos waterdoge have no feets

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>>83622172
>mfw

>>83622191
Is it a good idea to get a pet toucan?

>>83620896
why do small animals refuse to fall alseep?

>>83622305

Finanically no, a toucan is like 10 grand. They are very well tempered though, and they're vegetarians so you don't have to worry about them eating any other animals.

Also like the top comment says, they sound like the Predator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hwaRZWJ0bu4

>>83622191
is it common for birds to enjoy being petted?

>>83622305
birds take a fuck ton of attention and care. You have to spend money and time making vegetables every day too. get a cockatiel if you really want a bird. They are cheap and easy to take care of. Just sit them on your desk while you shitpost and they'll eat seed if you don't want to cook veges for them everyday.

>>83622382

All animals enjoy it. A light rubbing is kinda universally enjoyed among land animals.

>>83622382
Yes but if you pet them in the wrong spot they think you're trying to mate with them.

>>83622354
>you wake up in the middle of the night
>sleep paralysis
>hear your toucan calling out to you
>suddenly dream-predator appears

>>83621961

It's exactly what I said. Clearly you don't know the flow of how people start at /b/ and filter outward.

>>83621741
enter redditman

>>83621429
People like you are the reason modern societies drowns in allergies.

>>83622452
In fairness that's just their happy voice, they squawk too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ewn3RYh2HGU

>>83622480
I started at /b/. I didn't understand your post.

>>83622505
Yup, I'm redditman. Wait, what's reddit?

>>83622620

That's less of a squawk and more of a snort.

>>83621897
kek, you and your filenames. I'm scared to open them. that's seriously cute though.

Why are doge so based?

>>83622191
>>83622354
>>83622620
I wonder what their beak feels like.

>>83622821

Rubbery plastic, I've touched one before.

>>83622015
That guy petting the seal always triggers me. It's like he just NEEDS to do it.

>>83622858

I don't blame them, they have this wierd slippery leather feel that's neat to touch.

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I have a Magic Cat

>Mom gets him from a shelter friend, as a rescue
>He's really cute and cool
>Initially the name of cat is Toulouse
>Sister and I call him "Tulsa" as a joke
>Get into University of Tulsa (a really nice private school) School of Law about a month later, despite i being ranked way higher than my other options
>Watch "The VVitch" with him on out laps
>We laugh because he's black
>Start dancing around him and yelling "BLACK PHILLIP, BLACK PHILLIP!" over and over
>Now we call him Black Philip
>Reading up on Celtic folklore
>He has a white dot on his chest, exactly like a Cait Sith
>Checking his papers yesterday before checking him to go get shots
>He was born on the same day as my mom and I (June 6th, today)

>>83623017
I used to know a kitten named Tolouse but that was years ago

>>83623017
He loves you and wants to bring you eternal happiness!

https://www.instagram.com/p/BU5R9sdDr9n/?taken-by=ponchan918&hl=en

>>83622015
>pepe le pew sexually assaulting cats.webm

>>83621429
shut up achmed

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Pitbull tears newborn baby to shreds

>>83624174
Adorable, but really getting a purebred pit is a bad idea. Get one that's mixed with a dog that has a better natural temperment like a boxer. It's what I did.

>>83624501
Temper has to do with genetics? Wtf!!

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I want a dog again but I feel like I wouldn't be able to afford the food and vet bills

>>83624522
are you this ignorant, anon?

>>83624596
No, but you are if you think pitbulls are genetically predisposed to be more aggressive. What a foolish thing to think.

>>83624620
are you this ignorant, anon?

>>83624620
Dude, do you think that indented forehead on pits is for show?
They have a frontal lobe the size of an altoid.

>>83624522
Because most modern dog breeds were created through extensive eugenic programs, yes some dogs just have natural temper settings. Pitbulls tend to have temper issues because they were initially bred for fighting each other. Boxers on the other hand were specifically bred to be a dog for dog shows, so a good temperment was required so that they could interact well among lots of people and other dogs.

Keep in mind that we did this shit the old-fashioned way, but killing off any dogs that didn't exhibit the desired behavioral traits and only allowing the desired ones to breed.

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Rate my doggo

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>>83624706

Fuzzy/10. Here's mine, the boxer-pit I mentioned, he's about 6 now.

>>83624703
>but killing off any dogs that didn't exhibit the desired behavioral traits and only allowing the desired ones to breed.
we should kill off the nigger gene this way.

>>83621268
holy shit your dogs fucked your cat?

>>83624734
>>83624706
how do I get a sideways doggo?

>>83624763
You take the picture with your phone, or live on the equator. Either one works.

>>83624522
>leftist talks about animals

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>>83622678
Maybe you're just a dumb nigger then.

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>>83624816
I think he's trying to be tough.

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>>83624832
Nah, they just spread their wings like that when it's sunny. It's a vulture thing, apparently bakes bacteria off of their feathers.

>>83624620
based /pol/ poster

>>83624867
neat

>>83624832
>those tags on its legs
He must be a researcher or something taking care of it

>>83624832
So is it true owls are assholes or is it just one of those things people say?

>>83624927

They're just very brutal predators when it comes to handling prey.

>>83624927
They just aren't very smart, as far as birds of prey go, they are at the bottom in intelligence I believe, with vultures at the top.

>>83624867
Oh hey, turkey vultures. One of those lives near me, they're surprisingly good around people.

>>83624998
Which is surprising considering how smart some birds are. I mean crows in Japan figured out how to use vending machines, at least as far as the "put in money, out comes food" part goes

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>tfw you will never be as happy as a dogger playing with its puppers

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here are some cute /tv/-themed woofers

>>83625085
>honey, do you ever think we have too many basset hounds?
>why do you think that?

>>83624706
11/10 I want a schnauzer so badly, they've got just about everything I'd need in a dog.

>>83625085
reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgIz1Add98s

>>83625045
Yeah, they are great predators, but they specialize and are entirely hunters with little else in their brains. Crows, vultures, parrots, generally the omnivorous and/or social birds are much smarter, which does make sense.

>>83625085
fat fucks

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>>83625164
so much panting

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>>83622762
15,000 of domestication.

>>83625195
Those breeds always look kinda fat

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This is a nice thread.

>>83622191
what must it be like to be that secure in life? an exotic animal, dual, maybe even triple monitor computer. here i am about to miss a mortgage payment. then theres people that have it even worse than mei hope i dont end up like them

>>83620896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGyVt_qigcY

>>83625276
like a fucking animatronic

>>83625311
Apparently the owner is like a film editor or something.

>>83623017
>Start dancing around him and yelling "BLACK PHILLIP, BLACK PHILLIP!" over and over
what could possibly go wrong?

should I trust Spic Milan's advice on dog training? I need to get a good general book on it

>>83625323
A videographer, rather, which really I'm not sure what that entails.

>>83622452
>sleep paralysis
>being a soldier cuck
just sleep on your side

>>83625385

A videographer is someone you hire when you need something professionally shot but aren't in filmmaking or shit yourself. Like the people you hire to shoot wedding videos.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5H7uMq3mS8
I just want a lovable daughter brehs.

https://youtu.be/dZiJkicepzM

This made me tear up.

>>83625316
Holy shit i'm in love with these birds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72m_gcADrv0
Bonus: they're probably still alive and will be for a long time, considering Hyacinth Macaws live 50 FUCKING YEARS

>>83625442
Makes me almost want a cow, but then I remember how much bigger they get.

I had a friend who owned a pig. It was very much like this pig.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zbsUtQL4nY

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>>83625502
Large birds really seem to live an unusually long time. I remember recently people found a tagged wild bald eagle who was 38 years old, and killed by a car collision. Could have very well lived much longer.

>>83625588
Look at these guys. Skip to 2:40 for some fun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzDT2CqN2yI

>>83625502
>>83625588

Birds despite having a rapid metabolism, evolved so that they naturally age slower than mammals. Plus since they fly, they are constantly exercising, and exercise increases lifespan.

African Gray Parrots live for an average of 80 years in the wild.

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>this thread is the only good one on /tv/ right now
What the fuck happened bros

>>83625673

Everyone likes animals. Why do you think so many people in the UK freaked the fuck out when the conservative party talked about bringing back the fox hunt?

If you've never seen it and I hope it doesn't come back so you can, it's not simply hunting foxes. It's about using dogs to chase down the fox until it's too tired to run, and then letting the dogs rip it apart. It's barbaric.

>>83625706
Christ, I thought they just shot it.

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>this thread
all good dogeys

all good puppers

>>83625749

Oh no, you can still shoot a fox. May be necesary if you have a farm and it's going after livestock. But the fox hunt is a specific event.

>>83625734
So does he have any concept of like, "hey I'm playing right now" or does he think he's grabbing food or what? I really don't understand animals.

>>83625502
The also cost as much as a car

>>83625780

In those toucan videos in the thread, the channel has one where it knows to bring the ball back to the owner like a dog. But then toucans are really smart so that isn't hard to figure out the owner's intent.

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>>83625780
It always depends on the kind of animal.

>>83625706
>>83625760
>the practice of hound-based fox hunting was considered such an act of animal cruelty that fucking Hermann Göring had it banned in nazi germany
>literally everyone except the aristocrats who participated in it supported the ban

>>83625903
>That Guy joins your campaign

>>83625903
which physics engine is this?

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>>83625556

>>83626055
Vultures?

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>>83626111
yup

I like this thread a lot guys. Nice job.

>>83625442
its a confirmed fact taht cows are just big good doggos and good big puppers

>>83621429
Filthy sand nigger detected

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>>83624867
ehhh, i dont know about that anon

looks like those raptors wanna start some shit

>>83625903
what the fuck is his problem

>>83626233
Not as sad when you realize he's trying to bury it, not keep it alive.

>>83625903
>>83626273
The way he slowly but casually knocks over singular pieces after the first stack shows that he knows he's an asshole.

>>83626233
good doggo, sensing fear and suffering in the animal kingdom and is attempting to rescue fishbro

based dogey

>>83625780
some birds are fairly smart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpF1HKsrA28

>>83622382
Most things like being petted. Still remember being a little kid, and putting my head on my mom's lap going to sleep while she sort of pet my hair.

ITT: faggots

>>83626323
Not really though, see >>83626286

>>83625903
flexin' ass raptor

showing his muscle and general influence in plastic cup town, dick head.

>>83625370
No. Victoria from "Its Me Or The Dog" is 100% better choice

>>83624174
I fucking hate parents who have pitbulls. I'm not worried about the kid, but if you have a kid, the dog WILL be accidentally let out on his own at some point, and they are almost guaranteed to attack someone else's dog if they see one.

You know how you love your pit? Everyone else loves their dog too. Selfish fucking cunts.

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>>83626353

>>83625085
Their house must smell terrible.

>>83621268
>one cat two dogs
>one cat
>one

fook one of your dogs got your cat pregnant

post pic of puppykittens! or is it puppttens? or kittppy?

>>83621429

hypochondriac faggot detected

>>83620896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zY3NJFfDB1M

>>83626399

soooo cuuuuuute

>>83626333
Those birds are fucking stupid, they rip cars to shreds and steal your food if you look away.

>>83624174
>footjob

have you guys ever taken some really strong acid and realized mid trip that you are literally just an ape?

it's spooky

>>83626333
i see they got the Seinfeld guy for the background music

>>83624867
it's for cooling you idiot

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>>83626514

>>83625311

i've been both (currently financially secure, used to be poorfag). don't know what it feels like to be financially secure all your life but for someone who had to skip meals and sometimes have biscuits for dinner becoming financially secure feels comfygreat.

don't worry, anon. life will get better.

>>83623017

nothing in your post shows how your cat is magic. but then cat owners are always delusional about their cats delusionally thinking their cat is doing acrobat-level tricks when it's just sitting there staring at them. they delusionally think cat is awwww-so-cute-cat-is-protecting-baby when cat is actually being spiteful attacking babysitter even when baby is nowhere near.

>>83621934
someone take out the one year frame and put a grave

>>83626688
Are we watching a bird contemplate suicide?

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>>83626444
CATDOG

90's kino

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>>83625851

>>83626742
Crows are smart enough to know how to fuck with humans for enjoyment. It can get scary. If they watch you enough they can tell what it is you value most and then steal it from you just to amuse themselves.

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>>83626671
>IMPRESSIVE!

>>83624905
They're like collars. You put a leash through hoops on the lag bands so it wont fly away when you hold it.

>>83626712
someone hunt this asshole down and hit it with a sledgehammer

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>>83626742
>>83626783
I bet. And that wasn't a single laces/pan attempt. That bird was doing it over and over again...

>>83625780
Vultures are extremely smart. Probably smarter than most dogs.

>>83626878
I hate babies

>>83625481
cats are so fucking based man. dogs are great of course but when you've got a cat who's well trained and smart, there's no better pet.

reminds me my kitty is getting old. ;__;

>>83626895

i don't hate them. i just don't like their ugly prunefaces and disgusting poopsmell. i hate parents who insist i kiss and hold their disgusting poop machines.

>>83626948

was expecting one of those cat-jumping-in-shocksurprise videos. that was so cute.

i wonder what rabbits like that who cuddle with cats taste like. do you cook them like regular rabbits raised in cages?

>>83626940

there's no such thing as a well-trained cat. cats train you.

>>83625706
Fun for the dogs though.

>>83626322
Sucks that the bush covered the money shot. Really fucking cool bird though.

>>83627043
i want to FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK this doe so badly

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>>83625276

>>83626676
Really enjoyed this one!

>>83620896
Looks like a pit or ridgeback mix. Hope they trained it right. Great dogs as long as you aren't an idiot.

>>83627043
>maybe i can be your gf tonight

>>83627372
Is there any more of this dog PoV stuff? That was great to watch

>>83622400
Spiders don't. They always start running like I'm the devil when I try to pet them.

>>83621067
I had a rottweiler, shiba/?,and a chow/pit living together in the same house with two cats. If your dog has already accepted the cat they should be fine.

>>83624657
Tell me which gene it is that makes dogs more predisposed to anger.