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Why do lots of movies have a white-bearded wise mentor leading the forces of good against evil?
Minorities are dumb.
Cliches, new-age neo-hipsters like to call them "tropes"
>>83616539
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wise_old_man
>>83616539
because Merlin and old people knowing things
So the self insert MC can be even more special by acomplishing what's been a generations long archviement at such a young age!
>>83616539
Minorities are usually shot or stabbed before they reach that age.
>>83616539
Minorities killing each other before they have the chance to get old
>>83616539
Who is the bottom right?
>>83616539
Are people complaining about this? That's funny, because they also lose their shit when it's a wise old black man...
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MagicalNegro
>>83616810
Sheev.
Who is the one in the bottom right?
Old white men always stand up to evil.
>>83616810
the commie from the UK that runs Labor
>>83616996
So this is a stealth /pol/ thread for Shariabrits?
It's the most common personification of god.
>>83616539
The wise old man is one of the oldest tropes in the book.
>>83617021
>wants to increase police forces and halt arms sales to Saudis and ""moderate rebels""
>implying shariabrits aren't the ones voting for May who wants to keep selling Saudis weapons and killing elderly pensioners
>>83617062
>>83617125
You could even say it's part of the Monomyth.
>>83617204
I don't even know which party he is part of
With shariabrits I meant all of you.
>>83617229
Your mom is a Monomyth.
>>83616539
>that pic
Yep.
this really is the worst fucking board. it's worse than /r9k/ right now i hope you know that.
>>83617354
You have to go back, redditor.
>>83617354
*farts*
>>83617354
>a board with one /r9/-/pol/ thread is worse than board with nothing but that
reddit seems more like your speed
I am genuinely surprised this thread isn't deleted yet.
@83617398
@83617399
@83617411
... See what i mean?
>We need someone to play the wise old black mentor/sidekick, to break the nor-
>I got Mr. Freeman on the phone right now
>>83617398
i've literally been here for 10 years you miserable child. what a shit image as well, you should probably commit suicide.
>>83617399
now we're talking
>>83617411
i learned about reddit from you sad cunts.
>I am genuinely surprised this thread isn't deleted yet.
i'm not. the mods are fucking useless. yes go ahead and ban me, you've banned me for less you sour bitches.
>>83616933
>have negative tropes about blacks
>REEEEEEEEEE
>have positive tropes about blacks
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you just can't please these coons
>>83617511
>i learned about reddit from you sad cunts.
/pol/ is way closer to reddit than any other board
You are full of shit
@83617448
Don't worry anon, I'll give them the (you)s they deserve
>>83617398
>>83617399
>>83617411
>>83617610
how would you know?
>>83617650
Because I noticed an usually large influx of redditors and traced it back to /pol/ and the_donald
>>83617511
You are an insufferable twat.
>>83617723
no anon, i'm not your mother.
Because them fuckers seen some shit
>>83616996
>>83616810
It was just a matter of finding out which commie I suppose.
>>83616539
If Corbyn was Gandalf, he'd argue that the Orcs have just as much right to the lands of Man as Man does. He'd also argue for higher taxation so that wealth can be distributed to the Orcs who dindu nuffin and have suffered under Mankind privilege.
>>83617354
*ejaculates*
>>83616933
>>83617553
it should be a woman like in Doctor Strange
>>83619857
>REEEE whitewashing
>>83616539
Because of the Hero's Journey and the shameless hacks writing all these stories
>>83617276
*momomyth
They're good at it
>>83616933
Uncle Remus was a character written by black people. He was a kind old man and there was no reason to dislike him outside of his skin color.