Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Not a bad story.
>>83616332
Why does he wear the robe?
>>83616863
He's obviously a Sith Lord and the robe lets him contain his alien farts.
>>83616332
Plagueis was legit one of the strongest Sith ever, even by Old Republic Standards. He was also relatively nice for an Sith Lord. But Sheev played 5d chess and wanted to murder the universe while Plagueis was content with his lot.
>>83617564
Sheev was an asshole
Still salty Snoke won't be Plagueis. Sheev/Plagueis prequel when???
>>83617564
>Darth Plagueis was nice.
In one of the books, there was a droid that Plagus was forced to abandon on a doomed planet. Before he left the planet he took time to console the Droid who was worried about dying.
It was seriously one of those feels moments. Plagus was too good for this world.
>>83618226
the plagueis book was really good.
>>83616332
>Did you ever hear the tragedy of Tangerine the Tangerine? I thought not. It’s not a story the Justice League would tell you. It’s a DC legend. Darth Tangerine was a Dark Tangerine of the League of Tangerine Shadows, so powerful and so wise he could use the tangerines to influence the child to create rubies… He had such a knowledge of tangerines that he could even keep the ones he cared about from getting scurvy. The dark side of the Tangerine is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be the size of a child. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his tangerines, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his tangerine everything he knew, then his tangerine killed him in his sleep. Tangironic. He could save others from tangerines, but not a tangerine.
>>83617783
Maybe Snoke is Darth Plague's apprentice
>>83617783
>>83618649
All they have to do is make a movie out of the book. It's not hard. It's a great story. Plagueis does so many unexpected things. It's like watching American Psyco but instead of Bateman murdering people after the long tense scenes he gives them money and good advice.
A SLOTH LORD?
>>83619284
i thought this post sucked until "tangironic".
That made it worth it.