Evening, sir! Robert got the night off, here's your medium

>>83611311
Who are you? Where am I? Where did you get those old popcorn bags from my childhood? WHAT YEAR IS IT

Manlet pit is looking a little empty tonight

>>83611311
>medium
This is clearly the wrong order

>>83611311
>whole family went to see Wonder Woman over the weekend
>Came with because not a total autist
>total came up to over 100$
it really is getting out of hand all jokes aside

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>>83611311
Robert is not here tonight?What a shame.Nobody is gonna stop me now.

>>83611527

where do you live? that's on the medium-cheap side for a group of four

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Where do you sit /tv/?

>>83611311
>Quality theater
Bullshit, when was the last time you cleaned those showers?

>>83611311
nothing for me, im watching my blood sugar
my wife wans one of those extra long snikers bars and a vanilla sundae with hot fudge

>>83611617
I'm Vin Diesel so front row obviously

>>83611617
D-2 next to Stacy. Time to work my magic

>>83611311
may I speak with your owner please?

>>83611596
Chicago area
Theres 6 of us so i guess ive got it pretty good then if thats on the cheap side

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>>83611617
>posting the old floor plan

>>83611311
Uh I ordered a coke zero. Yes, there's a difference. You know what, forget it. Robert wouldn't have messed this up, thats why they pay him the big bucks

>>83611617
Looks like ive got no choice, into the manlet pit i go.

Does this price include the penis inspection yes or no pls respond

>>83611770
Ah thanks - I was getting a bit stressed about the anvil situation in that other layout

>>83611527
Went to the admittedly most expensive section of the Leicester Square Odeon over the weekend and it was 47 quid for two people.

>>83611311
>$79.99 plus tip
>PLUS FUCKING TIP

JFC is this a highyway robbery?

I don't know where people come up with these ridiculous theatre prices. Where I love a ticket will cost no more than $8. Generally half price for matinée or a senior or student discount. Drinks are ~$3 and medium popcorn is $5. I don't typically buy snacks there, though.

>>83611846
You have to pay an extra if you are under 9 inches

>>83611544

Fuck you Dan, you popcorn piper scumbag

>>83611913
We don't all live in the year 1990.

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>>83611999
Watcha gonna do kiddo? Your nigger buddy is not here we in charge now.

>>83611617
>rape golem

Got 4.7 laughs from this pic. 2 of them hearty.

SAVED

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Shit i'm way early, damn movie trailers. I'm gonna head out and get some more butter for my pop-

Holy shit is that Robert? He's coming out with his own kino???

>>83612008
This is Columbus, Ohio 2017.

Does anyone know what they do with the foreskins they get from the penis inspections?

>>83612343
Ever heard of a hot dog?

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>Him? Oh don't worry, that's just anon. He'll be sitting in the singles section, far away from the rest of you. Won't you, anon?

>>83612433
Your Kinohaus has a singles only section? Mine doesn't even let singles in. They don't even let customers accompanied by falcons in

>>83612433
Both parents have blue eyes, one of the kids has brown eyes, thats scientifically impossible

The moms cheating.

>>83612433
Those kids aren't his.

>>83612369
I wish I didn't

>>83612433
Who is this whore? Where is Lane?What's happening in the kinoplex?

>>83611311

That's a Pepsi you stupid nigger

>>83611596
in my country i can literally buy 1 months supply of food for that money

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>>83611311
"h-hey can I get a free refill?"
>PLEB DETECTED - INITIATING SENTENCING PROTOCOL: ROBERT.EXE....SEQUENCE COMPLETE. YOU HAVE BEEN SENTENCED TO 18 MONTHS IN THE POPCORN MINES. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO REMOVE YOUR VIRGIN COLLAR AT THIS TIME.
every fucking time they come up with new ways to get me. this is god damn entrapment.

>>83612133
Take off your gay ass Mickey Mouse gloves and your retarded pencil eraser looking ass hat and fight me in the designated manlet pit.

>>83613306

pedro or pajeet?

>>83611311
Hey Al, what's the catch of the day?

>>83611617
Right next to the manlet pit so I get a good view of what I paid for