>60 years old How the fuck is this even possible? How

kunny power gives him youth

>>83607052
His early works

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgihkyHeym0&t=708s

SP blood

>>83607052
hes 54

being /ourguy/ gives you special powers

>>83607052
He's 49, dipshit

Activated thetans

>>83607160
>>83607160
Is this true? Where can I get sum kunny power?

>>83607052
*blocks time*

He's a lich. Smash his phylactery and his power subsides!

>>83607052
manletism

>>83607237
hollywood
the democratic party

Scientology powers

He's 54

>>83607052
High Thetan levels

>>83607273
This is actually somewhat true. Short people live longer on average, the heart doesn't need to pump blood as far.

>>83607052
Genetics, exercise, luck, good diet, and skin care.
Teenagers from the 2010s look younger than 90 kids because of their diet and they don't go outside.

>>83607052
Scientology

Would you rather be:

A. Older manlet but with perpetual youth and good facial features

B. Tall but with typical old man features like wrinkles and liver spots

C. As you are now, overweight, thinning hairline while in your 20s, bloated face, numerous other woman repelling features.

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>52

lots of Korean actors look way younger than they are aswell. if you watch any korean movies, Won Bin and Lee Byung Hun are two of the best examples for males.

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>>83607273
>>83607368

I can confirm this as a fellow manlet. I literally do not age.

>>83607455
D. C but with a huge penis.

>>83607455
But what if I'm tall and have good facial features and I'm in my 20s right now?

>>83607052
The best facial surgeons in the world, the best hair transplant doc in the world, HGH, and good genetics.

>>83607500
That makes you a liar. Nobody who looks like that visits this place.

>>83607455
D. Average looking woman with innie pusy

>>83607455
But I'm not overweight now anon.

>>83607362
But high thetan levels is a bad thing. It means you have more confused aliens ghosts in you. Cruise probably has the lowest if not zero thetan level.

Stays true to himself, that keep his stress low which we know is the main factor in aging.

>>83607052
he's 32 dipshit

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Cruise is older than Russell Crowe.

>>83607052
Human Growth Hormone and HRT. Same as Joe Brogan.

>>83607644
Scientology probably spends half their profits keeping him young looking. He's the only spokesman they have people like.

He's like OT VIII. He should be immortal and have psychic powers by now.

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>tom cruise just aged well guys!
really, OP?

>>83607052
Cruise is known for spending an astronomical amount of time and money maintaining his youthful look. You and I have to grow old normally because we don't have 480 million dollars like he does.

>>83607554
If you don't have visible abdominals and can't deadlift 405 lbs, you're either overweight or skinnyfat, i.e. unathletic and fat.

>>83607769
that makes a lot more sense

>>83607535
Yeah we do. Good looks don't determine your personality; there are plenty of attractive looking people who aren't "successful". Besides, 4chan is full of all kinds of normies anyways, they love shitposting anonymously in this garbage dump.

>>83607535
>I'm repulsive so everyone here must be too

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>>83607052
He's unlocked his full potential.

>>83607772
Explain Keanu then.

>>83608299
Immortal, doesn't count.

>>83608229
>can't even ride a motorcycle

sad.

>>83607052
Through the mastery of thetans.
And the fact that he is actually on 54 years old.

>>83607237
Ask Soros

>>83607535
Oof found the uggo

>>83607052
>scientology is for sucks, they said.

>>83607335
5'4? What a manlet

>>83607632
3'2"? That's little people territory

Tom Cruise was born in 1962, which makes him 54 years old.

Turns out you retards can't fucking do any maths, you fucking non-scientology loving fucks.

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>177 years old

>>83608730
and she still hasn't reached puberty

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>>83608229
what do you call this stance?

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Eat right, stay fit and don't play into the alcoholism and smoking memes.

You might not have movie superstar looks and charisma, but you can at least keep your guts and brain working right.

>>83607052
You fucking twit.

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>>83607769
don't make me slap you, shithead

>>83607052
xenu lads, xenu or getting lots of pussy

>>83608925
gassing it off the takeoff and thru the air cuz you are scared

>>83609179
Getting lots of pussy definitely helps, considering I'm an 11/10 who gets crazy amounts of pussy.

He's like OT VII at this point. You can fly and slow down aging at OT V

He's the 2nd biggest man in Scientology. And he's not 60 years old.
David Miscavidge also looks very young despite being 57 years old, by the way. I'm sure it's a coincidence...

>>83609352
>google david miscavidge
>5'1
jesus christ even tom cruise dwarfs the guy

I'm a "grill", and I think there's something so cool about short guys. Just letting you guys know we're out here.

And no I'm not derailing this thread with a picture of myself, I've done it before and it only creates chaos, so you'll just have to take my word for it that there are girls out there who think manlets (who are confident in their height mind you, I've talked to other girls before about how many short guys act extra tough, as if they have something to prove or compensate for, and that's part of why some girls try to stay away from short guys) are really cool and have a preference for them.

>>83609529
lanklets BTFO

>>83609529
let's keep the discussion somewhat realistic

>>83609529
>I'm a "grill"
How big is your cock?

>>83609522
>he's still going on about height when the guy has mastered all Xenu powers
bro...
Besides, being tall isn't good for space. Don't you remember how in the acclaimed documentary Battlefield Earth, the alien Terl hit his head to the ceiling and yelled "LOUSY CEILING"?

>>83609529
t. manlet

>>83607052
because that's a promotional image from 11 years ago

>>83607644
Crowe would look a lot younger if he kept the weight off.

Also Cruise has had some work done.

>>83609668
its only 1" atm. I just started taking the hormone pills.

>>83608750
Oh yes she has

I bet cruise has a new Scientology state blood boy every month

http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2017/06/this-anti-aging-start-up-is-paying-thousands-of-dollars-for-teen-blood

>>83609984
That's pretty hilarious, and not too far fetched. Actually if I were a betting man, I would be putting money on that actually being the case because to be honest it sounds pretty true. It's probably true.

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>41 years old
>gets his i.d. turned down when trying to buy cigs/alcohol
>almost got molested by a pedophile during one of his twitch streams

>>83610375
>41 years old

Christ

>>83609929
Why.

>>83607415
>Teenagers from the 2010s look younger than 90 kids

I would expect them to considering they're 20 years younger

Also no one born in the 2010s is a teen yet

>wtf is this post