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>be me, watching WW with family
>suddenly this girl (maybe 13) appears to the side of us
>stands there looking around the theater
>theater is dark af mind you
>just stands there then yells "MOM!"
>look to my left my mother looks to me
>I whisper, "why does it always have to be us that has to suffer"
>girl continues to call for her mother
>finally gives up, walks down our aisle and takes a seat
>Mind you this is one of those theaters where you have to get the seats ahead of time
>she starts shouting again
>finally an older woman appears nearby
>"KELSEY!!!"
>"MOM!!"
>Finally I speak up and say, "Can you be quiet please thank you"
>"Excuse me asshole but I was separated from my daughter!"
>"Yeah whatever just be quiet so we can watch the movie"
At least she wasn't black, I guess I got lucky because I'm a small guy and not ready for a brawl in pitch black
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>>83601371
Well asshole she was separated from her daughter.
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>>83601371
>>be me, watching WW with family
there's your first mistake
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OP sounds like an asshole
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>>83601371
>be me, a try-hard cock scrubber who forgot their fidget spinner and has trouble paying attention to things
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>>83601371
are you george costanza
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>sneak up behind them in the dark theatre
>tactically assassinate them
Do it during an action scene. It's the perfect fucking crime
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>>83601371
>wait until the situation is resolved before meekly addressing the issue
jesus you are such a fucking pussy
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>>83601371
why didnt you help the girl find her mother you asshole?
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>>83602571
Because it was assigned seating
Dumb girl somehow forgot where she was sitting
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>>83601371
Should have told her to do a better job at keeping an eye on her daughter or you'll kidnap her next time.
That would shut her up.
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>>83601371
>going to cinema
>complains about people
Really? Piracy was made to avoid this.
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>>83601511
>He doesnt Watch kino with the family
Pleb
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>>83601371
>13 year old girl separated from her parents, could have been as young as 11
>you don't HELP
wtf is wrong with you?
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>>83601371
>Excuse me asshole but I was separated from my daughter!"
By whom? Who was the monster that separated them? For what purpose?
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Was Kelsey hot?
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>>83602888
Nice trips but no
I'm not one of those guys that pretends not to find younger girls attractive if they exhibit more mature features either she was fat and doughy
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>>83602755
>WW
>kino
Way to waste dubs, faggot.
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