FOX decides to renew House for a 10 episode 9th season and needs

House becomes addicted to meth and decides he likes bareback gay orgies. He forgets to take his prep and gets HIV and the last couple of episodes of him are telling everyone he loves them.

Mostly set at bareback gay orgies.

>>83600886
Also I've never seen house but this seems hot to me and im jacking off to gay bareback porn and hugh laurie seems like a hot daddy right now desu.

after Wilson dies, House travels around he world looking miserable for a montage's worth of scenes. Ends up in Mexico and gets some cheap meds and goes on a bender. After montage a scene where house is ordering a burrito and some kid starts having a seizure. He saves him and starts working at a hospital there. Joe Pena as houses number 2.

>>83600650
I just need a 3 minute YouTube video

>House is dead
>Some hot chick visits the hospital with a really sexy yet mysterious illness
>wtf is this shit we need House
>House's gay friend visits his grave and pours on a bottle of vicodin
>A hand holding a cane rises out of the dirt

It would also serve as my pitch for my R rated House movie - Raunchy Zombie sex House #litty

make it a case where a villain has a magic whiteboard and switches house's whiteboard for the magic one so that whatever gets written on it comes true for the patient so all their possible diseases strike the patient at once lmao

>>83600974
Seems viable

>>83600886
>>83600928

Seek help, but not from House.

>>83600650
first episode it is lupus and they solve the case in the first 5 minutes. the rest of the episode is house and wilson at a dog racing park.

>>83602965

>Season 10
>Wilson

U Wot M8?

>>83603019
house cured cancer btw

instead of house throwing a ball against a wall he has a fidget spinner.

>>83603126

No he didn't.

>>83603310
rewatch it

>>83603310
He did anon.

>>83603394
>>83603483

Wilson was in remission, he still had terminal cancer.

>>83603579
Anon, House cured cancer right after he cured american reading comprehension. Did you even watch this show?

>>83603394
>>83603483

>To his shock, Wilson discovers House alive and well having faked his death and House asks Wilson how he wants to spend his last five months. Sometime later, an unkempt Wilson and House are seen in the countryside on motorcycles, Wilson having presumably quit his job to spend his last five months as he wants. He asks House about what they will do when the cancer gets bad, but House simply tells him that "cancer is boring" and they ride off together.
>how he wants to spend his last five months
>his last five months

>>83601140
I would piss my pants laughing at that.

>>83600650

house blows up the hospital

House's lost black gay step-brother comes back from wherever to replace old House.

>>83600974

I'd watch it.

>>83601140
*takes place in american gods universe

>>83605682

>not Jewish gay black gypsy lost brother

Do you even House?

10 episodes of chase giving cameron and 13 the dick then he gets pegged in the ass by dr.masters

>>83601205
underrated