I found who could play samus aran in the metroid movie it's so obvious and we never saw it
Who said there's going to be a fucking Metroid movie?
>>83597746
There should be
>>83597697
You're a funny cunt, aren't you?
>>83597697
need a big girl
>>83597787
What? She is perfect for the part even looks like Samus
>>83597697
You're a faggot, and you're waifu is shit
>>83597697
>implying a Metroid movie will ever be made
>implying a live-action Metroid movie should be made
Considering Samus Aran's main villain is a space pterodactyl it wouldn't fly. Today's modern audiences crave quippy, white villains.
>>83597697
Too late then that the perfect casting already exists
>>83597899
That is a cosplayer they should be rounded up and shot not celebrated
>>83597899
debicki would bully this femlet to suicide
>>83597871
>Implying that Mother Brain isn't a quippy villain.
>>83597944
I assume you meant shot in the face with a hot load of thick cum.
>>83598056
No I mean life ended abruptly
>>83597944
wow rude
>>83598076
2edge4me
Why would they make a movie about a dead video game series nobody cares about?
>>83597899
SUPERIOR ASIAN COCK
>>83597697
Metroid should be released as a relatively low-key movie and keep the titular title, but not otherwise pander excessively to nerds in advertising. Get that Del Toro guy or whoever that did Hellboy ( I think ) and Pan's Labyrinth, have him make some esoteric looking bird people, some alien space pirates, and really creepy metroids who are like translucent squid/barnacles that eat people but light up like a sea creature when disturbed.
I'd watch it and it could even be unironically really good, with the right attitude about it.
>>83597697
She's horrible in everything she's in.
>>83597899
>what do you know about casting?
>err, I like big butts
>>83598540
You other brothers can't deny
>>83598562
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
>>83597767
No there shouldn't. The best metroid games are nothing but a silent protagonist exploring. That is not much potential for a story. The games are fine, but there should never be a movie
>>83597899
her spine is fucked
>>83597697
>thinks a movie will be made when even nintendo doesn't give a shit about metroid
Why are you Nintendo drones always so fucking delusional?
>>83598773
dat ass should be fucked
>>83598672
>The best metroid games are nothing but a silent protagonist exploring. That is not much potential for a story. The games are fine, but there should never be a movie
There's apparently a large amount of background lore included in the games as seeimgly offhand comments and in game text documents.
>>83597697
Samus needs to be 6'3".
>>83598780
>dude muh console warzzzzz
You have to go back.