>tfw you fell for the "Alien 3 is good" meme thx

>>83593117
I, too, fell for this meme. Let us suffer together brother.

Alien resurrection is the real sleeper kino

>>83593117
It's a damn travesty. It shits on the outcome that the other first films were working towards.

>>83593997
2 and 3 aren't even canon anymore

>>83594172
Says who? Ridley Scott? Ha! He didnt even come up with Alien; that was Dan O'Bannon. Ridley just directed. The series is not his brainchild, as he would have everyone believe.

Let me know when 20th Century Fox says Aliens isn't canon (never gonna happen), because they're the ones that actually have the authority to make those kind of distinctions.

IIRC they even said that shitty Aliens: Colonial Marines game is canon, just to boost its sales when it came out

You didn't watch the director's cut, did you faggot?

>>83593997
I wouldn't say it shits all over it.
It's actually kind of cool. No matter what you really can't ever escape the Alien.
Every survivor eventually dies in this series, it's kinda a running theme.

>>83594907
>The Assembly Cut is good meme
It's marginally better, but still pretty bad.

>>83593117
>Doggomorph
>Charles Dance
>Sigourny Winner
what else do you need

>>83593117
Me too, the prison setting was retarded

>>83593117
Everything this board loves is thoroughly mediocre. Learn it the hard way.

>>83593117
Let me guess your age and location. Less than 21? US?

>>83594907
>2,5 hours wasted
What did you not understand in that comment?
The theatrical cut wasn't even 2 hours.

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based on a true story?

The whole movie was doomed since they decided to change the alien into a runner cause then they had to make it a puppet that looked fucking terrible

>>83593117
Eh, only faggots care about whats canon or not. If you look at Aliens 3 as a stand alone movie its pretty good.

>>83594770
>Says who? Ridley Scott?
Yeah, the only one with a say on the franchise.

>>83597522
false. He has to convince his bosses at Fox, and they would never disown Aliens or Alien 3 at his request. Especially not Aliens