>watching a movie >reach into your bag of popcorn >realize

>Eating popcorn when there are crab legs available

Wonder why I ordered wasps

Continue eating?

Why the fuck would I waste good protein?

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>at the movie
>suddenly this thing taps your shoulder
>"Hey pal, are we gonna wrestle or what?"
What do?

>>83587258
MOAR

>>83587322
http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/wsg/image/1468/63/1468633738680.webm

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>>83587188
>close bag
>shake it as hard as i can
>throw it on the person that talks during the movie

>>83587460
No! MOAR snek!

>>83587811
I'd just toss it up in the air and see what happens.

>>83587693

Sometimes I spread my nutsack out on the carpet like that when my mom isn't home and I'm playing the nakey game.

>>83587188
Lick their butts until they excrete something as delicious as honey.

Pour them on my dick and take a picture for the upcoming return of >>>/z/.

Eat them because I'm a fat fuck

>>83588469

Best board all years? Best board all years.

>>83587693
daily reminder that we need to drain and firebomb the oceans

My local kinotorium policy says that whoever gets the bag of wasps has to smush them up and feed the rental falcons before they leave. If you don't then you get your paddleboat priveliges revoked and good luck trying to avoid kinogators.

>>83588583

That's a good way to end up with a Cthullu infestation.

>>83588583
That would just set all those abominations loose in the earth and sky, better to let them drown slowly in the ocean and blast off to a smart planet like mars that doesn't have to worry about sea monsters.

This actually happened to me once. I mistakenly gave my falcon the popcorn instead of the wasps and he would freak out and shriek when I tried to switch with him. I ended up having to eat the wasps.

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At my kinoplex some virgin or other must have brought some wasps down with him when he was sent to the popcorn mines. This was years ago, and now they've actually managed to evolve into a sort of troglodyte race who rule the caves with an iron fist.

Look again Michael. THEY'RE SHOOTING AT US!

>>83587258
>let's playfight with an animal three times as big as I am, that's flexible as fuck, can hold it's breath longer and is made of pure muscle.
Absolute madman

>>83587693
Fascinating

>>83588412
Wasps aren't bees you fucking rural and suburban retard

>>83590708
So what, something yummy is bound to come out eventually, a frog isn't a chicken, but fry it up and they taste pretty much the same..

>>83590811
>something yummy is bound to come out eventually,
suck your father cock them

>>83591038
WASPs abhor homosexual incest and you can do it since you are already familiar with the taste.

>>83587258
what the fuck, how retarded you must be to do that

replay harvester

>>83588583
Just cloverfieled my shit up senpai

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>>83591534
At least this retarded.

>>83587258
This is awesome

>>83591586
You always were such a kidder, faggot.

>>83587258
I JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALON

>>83591813
WHY YOU POST THIS

>scream like a little bitch
>smash the bag on the chair in front of me in panic
>throw it a few lines forward
>sue the theater

>>83590426

They clearly knew what they were doing. Could even be a part of a documentary. I mean, there are fucking cameras underwater. Absolute madman.

die of fright

>>83587188
eat them, bees are full of protein

>take out a wasp and inspect it
>it's a carpenter bee with yellow stripes painted on
Needless to say, one phone call and that kinotorium got its falcon privileges revoked within fourteen business days.

>>83587188
I need to know the context behind this. How was he able to do this without being stung?

>>83593188
He squeezed a lemon over his hands and worked the juice in his skin. Wasps for some reason can't tolerate the strong smell of lemon, so they are just confused as fuck and don't lash out by stinging the object covered in lemon juice.

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>>83593275
Not sure if that's right, but I'm only smart enough to think of one way to find out.

>wasps recently started showing up near my house
>went on a genocidal rampage spraying any I can find with soupy water
>dozens dead, didn't get stung once, feels good
>a few days later I find out they weren't wasps they were just harmless mud daubers
>think about all those innocent lives lost
Should I kill myself /tv/?

>>83593430
It's not anon, I made it up as an le epic trolle.
Please don't go sticking your lemon covered hands in a wasp nesp or something like that.

>>83593551
this is why 4chan sucks now

>>83593551
Well I didn't find any wasps but my hands are burning something fierce from that lemon juice already. Why is this happening?

>>83587188

Eat them, obviously.

>he doesn't eat honeyed wasps

>>83593573
Yeah, because if I didn't tell the anon I was fucking with him, he'd totally go test out this theory, right?

>>83593749
You most likely have small cuts on your hands. Find this in your kitchen and rub the rough edge on the parts of your hand that sting. That will soak up juices and stop the burning.

>>83587188
I think they are docile. I know bees go through docile periods when they are moving with their queen and won't sting. Maybe same theory with these wasps.

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>>83593827
Whoops, forgot pic

>>83588366
What's nakey game, anon?

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>>83587188