will they just keep ignoring the elephant in the room and pretend

What happened?

BROWN BRICKS

>>83583748
mike's a MAD LAD

What gay e-drama is happening now?

>>83583864
Mike used to make extremely racist cartoons that contained things such as rape

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Ryan instructed them to keep their mouths shut, or he will fire both of them

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>>83583748
>>83583864
Mike made an unfunny comic about Mexicans and now they're getting backlash for racism even though the most offensive thing about it is how he overly explains the unfunny joke and it's literally about how vaginas smell like fish.

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>>83583864

>>83583704
They record episodes weeks, sometimes months ahead of time. But they will probavly keep ignoring it anyway

>>83584068
damn the loco bandito got a long ass dick

>>83583704
yes

>>83584068
That's actually pretty funny. Good job, Mr. Motherfucker.

>>83584068

Redpilled as fuck.

>>83584068
Bretty gud desu

The fact that mike gets to just flash people, sockpuppet, and go on constant power trips, only to delete everything and pretend things are fine infuriates me. I almost actually hate him, and I'm thinking about gathering all this scandals evidence up and emailing it to any publication that ran stories about the scan movie just to fuck over this poser asshole.

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>>83583704
>>83584000
>>83584042
>>83584068
It'd be hilarious if James dumps him over this (he won't), just for the sheer hilarity of Mike becoming even less relevant than he already is.

>ignoring the elephant in the room

So they're ignoring Mike's dick?

>>83584247
The fact that no one's really even upset kind of shows how irrelevant Cinemassacre has gotten.

>>83584265
My first thoughts exactly.

>>83584247
SJW faggot detected. Go back.

>>83584351
he should have went to see female ghostbusters like a good goyim

>>83584265
I thought he meant Ryan

>>83584410
Not him but you must actually be Mike to be defending Mike. No cares if he's racist, everyone's racist. It's that he's about as much of a loser wannabe as they come. Literally his only cling to fame is being James' soundboard.

>>83584508
No one gives a fuck about him. He is a loser, but what does that make you for caring so much

>>83584422
He probably saw it already since James already admitted to seeing it. They're both cucks. The only reason anyone started talking about James and his tumor again was because of the Ghostbusters thing. And they couldn't even make good on their promise like they said they would.

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>dat punchline

I mean the art is pretty good for a 12 year old from /b/ circa 2004

>>83584601
Someone who's happy to laugh at losers like you for defending him and probably being him. :^)

Seriously Mike, get a real job and stop leeching off a has-been Youtuber.

BROWN

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>>83584423

>>83584351
When were they relevant beyond some nerds

>>83584738
AVGN was relatively huge in its day, at least as big as Nostalgia Critic. Must've stung when both Doug and James realized they were one-trick ponies.

So where's the proof that Mike actually made these and not some mentally ill anon, because I could totally see that happening.

>>83584804
They have talent though why not just put it somewhere

>>83584634
mike "gas the kikes" matei can't keep getting away with it!

>>83584656
Calling him a loser who no one cares about is an awfully funny way of defending him. What a fucking moron

>>83584901
I'm not defending him, you are.

>>83584871
One trick ponies have one trick talents.

>>83584871
They did and failed hard.

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>>83583748
Quick rundown on Mike Matei

>James Rolfe's best friend since college
>originally encouraged James to make the AVGN episodes
>has appeared in many of the classic episodes as Bugs Bunny, the Cowardly Lion, the Joker, and others
>has run the website, YouTube channel, and subreddit almost singlehandedly, James pretty much only makes videos
>when James was in California working on the AVGN movie, Mike started making more videos by himself to keep the channel alive
>among them were the infamously unfunny Minecraft review "featuring Inspector Gadget" and the shockingly juvenile Elmo in Grouchland review
>Mike has deleted these videos, and tries to get the videos removed whenever someone reuploads them
>once streamed Super Mario Brothers while extremely drunk, deleted the video, and now bans anyone who mentions it on Reddit
>Bootsy stopped appearing on the channel, and it seems like there's a conflict between him and Mike
>Mike has posted pictures of his erect penis on both the Cinemassacre subreddit, and Twitter accounts before quickly deleting them, despite many of their fans being underage
>he has also bragged about his penis size on Tumblr and in the YouTube comments
>and of course, if you mention this on the subreddit, you get banned
>a disgruntled mod from the Cinemassacre subreddit confirmed all this was true
>the subreddit becomes increasingly anti-Mike
>he has at least one person defend him
>an account called "elvis8atari" begins defending Mike, saying that Mike is a good guy and this is probably a difficult time for him, so we should go easy on him
>Mike is known to be a big fan of both Elvis and Atari
>he couldn't possibly be that stupid, could he?
>apparently he is

>>83584953
Retard.

You think that's defending him >>83584601
Kill yourself

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>>83585008
>people start googling "elvis8atari" and find out that it is indeed an old screen name used by Mike
>he's used it for years, trashing the Irate Gamer in forums
>people find out that Mike asked an old lady to make him a Klingon costume, presumably the one used in the AVGN Star Trek episode, and told her when she was halfway done that he needed it in a hurry and bought one somewhere else, and he paid her nothing, even though she had already bought the materials and put in a lot of work
>they also discovered that Mike wrote and drew a webcomic ~2004 called "The Loco Bandito"
>it's ASTOUNDINGLY unfunny, makes the Minecraft video look like a Marx Brothers film
>there are no jokes, just edgy racism
>Mike says he tried to get it published, but "no one had the balls"
>a Reddit mod recently e-mailed James' personal e-mail to tell him all of this, it seems James had no idea

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>>83584634
How about this classic punchline?

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>>83584068

>>83585025
all this does is make mike the mad man matei more powerful
mike "the monster member" matei probably shrugs all this off because he can

>>83584857
Seconding this.

>>83585025
>it seems James had no idea

James seems very naive and ignorant about a lot of things.

>>83585047
It's brilliant absurdist humor

Fuck you Google and your 5 billion rivers

>>83585047
No seriously how old was mike when he made these?

>>83585019
Try harder Mike. I'm sure you'll convince me eventually.

>>83585306
About 24.

>>83585347
A gentleman, a scholar AND a philosopher

>>83585201
Yeah. He's the best. He's probably laughing at all his cuck haters as we speak.

>>83585047
Shakespearean in its brilliance.

>>83583704
Are you talking about Mike's trunk?

>>83585047
Im getting some R. Crumb vibes

>>83583704
>nobody on youtube cares about the drama
>James doesn't care
Hmm, it's almost as if the only people throwing a tantrum about Mike's antics are from a certain website. Just a guess, though.

>>83584068
so mike helped us win PA
based

>>83585047
kek
this is funny desu

>>83585510

do you realize that youtube comments are being censored by Mike himself?

>>83585047
The last panel is so juvenile and unfunny that it becomes funny again. Based Mike.

>people think mike might get fired
Literally no one gives a fuck outside some gay little e-drama subreddit.

oh no he made waycist cartoons ten years ago ;(

>>83585569
Their so shockingly unfunny

The most offensive thing about these comics is how painfully unfunny they are

>>83585546
Why do you care? I don't, to be honest.

>lol tortanic guise xd

>>83584068
Does Mike know that sandnigger doesn't refer to Indians? Or is he just another white boi afraid to name the Imam

>>83585612
>>83585621
>>83585567
We get it, samefag.

>>83585653

yeah sure bro you totally dont care

thats why youre arguing the topic with strangers over the internet right now

>>83584068
This is some underground shit.

>>83584857
>>83585221
https://web.archive.org/web/20041206211158/http://www.thelocobandito.com:80/mainpage.html

web.archive doesnt lie

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Do you have that book, Mieney Kampfka? Mike was reading it on his computerbook.

>>83585784
Mike is so handsome, and it only helps that he has a 10 inch cock and isn't afraid to hurl slurs at niggers and other minority vermin. Truly a man's man.

>>83585692
One of these posts contradicts the other two, though, and it happens to be mine. Think before yiu post, honey.

>>83585700
As I said before: I don't care. I just find stupid how some of you want to make a big deal about these comics.

>>83585008
>he has also bragged about his penis size on Tumblr and in the YouTube comments

To be fair, he isn't lying...

>>83585818
>Think before yiu post, honey.
>yiu

Yiu, too.

>honey

This is a woman or a homosexual with a grudge. Cram your faux outrage up your wopped out cunt, you whore.

>>83585818
Sure I totally believe you ;^)

>>83585764
I'll accept it

I don't know what the block does, do you? I don't know. I dunno. Hey everybody, I'm here with my good friend, Inspector Gadget. Uh, how're you doing Inspector Gadget? I'm having a lot of fun. So, you wanna do some reviews, Inspector Gadget? I'm better than you are, so I should do the review. Okay, alright, well, Inspector Gadget's gonna do the review. You can shut up now, I'm always on duty! Hmm, do you have that game, "Miney Crafta"? Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computer book. Let's play Miney Crafta! Um, well, I have Minecraft, I think that's probably what you're talking about. Let's try that. Hmm, oh yes, this is it: Miney Crafta! No no no, Inspector gadget, it's called Minecraft. Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap? Well, there really is no point. It's a sandbox game. Oh good, I love building sandcastles. No, that just means you can do anything you want like explore, build stuff, and mess around. What kind of stuff can you build? Well, anything, really. There's one guy that built a scale model of the Starship Enterprise. My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly, never had sex. Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about expressing your creativity!

>>83585261
well he did go to a special ed school for 7 years

>>83585901
Are yiu triggered, sweetie?

>>83585008
anyone have the minecraft or elmo videos?

>>83585864
For real Mike should be in porn. Massive dick on that boy

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>>83584701
holy shit

It's hilariously pathetic how you autists feel the need to defend your identity as the ultimate contrarians and pretend to enjoy Mike's painfully unfunny comics.

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>>83584014

>>83585982
https://youtu.be/PgIr9ZLV_wk

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>>83585924

>>83586096
I enjoy the comics not, but I do enjoy the reaction

just like star wars for me, I fucking hate that shit but I watched every movie and search the catalog for the threads because I enjoy the reaction it gives off

>>83584068
>>83584571
>>83584634

These are fucking awful. Not the racism or the slurs, that shit CAN be funny. Fucking Robert Crumb was a master of that shit. These are essentially Tijuana Bible tier crap. This proves to me that he really is an unfunny fuck. He can't even make racist jokes funny. Christ.

I told you to shut up, but you didn't listen. Oh look, a free iPad.

>>83586309
Would "good friend" do this?

>>83586467
Wait... What if Gadget leaked the dick picture??? WHAT IF HE ACCIDENTLY PRESSED PHOTOS WHILE SWIPING FOR MINEYCRAFTA???

>>83586380
>I enjoy the comics not

I hate when third worlders post.

Please stop making fun of Mike. This was all just one big misunderstanding. We can talk about AVGN instead. Isn't that dude one wild and funny geek? I love his reviews! There seems to be a bit more charm in his videos involving Bugs Bunny and the lion from Wizards of Oz, though.

will reddit ever stop obsessing over what some retarded e-celebs do?

>>83586607
Apparently thisboard wont either

>>83586605
Disappointment

>>83586649
He's going to steal it. You can count on that. And he has the perfect 10 inch tool to do it.

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>>83585047
>>83584634
>>83584571
>>83584068
>Motherfucker mike is actually /ourguy/
fucking kek

Imma post these in LOL threads from now on

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>>83586649
haha i too saw their myspaces. i like how james says where he lives.

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>>83585784
>Mieney Kampfka

>>83586605
Nostalgia Critic looks like the type of dude to secretly jack off to really weird illegal shit

>>83586298
I never found this to be all that bad. Now where's the Elmo one?

>>83584068
what the FUCK did he mean by this?

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>>83587031

>>83586392
Fuck you, those are funny in absurd way.

>>83587071
I was hoping for sound, but fuck it. It's not that important anyway.

>>83584068
>by mike matei

I don't hate it but come on dude, why would you sign your name on something like this when you are involved heavily with an internet celebrity

>>83587632
When you have a big dick you just don't give a fuck.

>>83587652
having a big dick alone can't pay your bills unless you are ready to whore yourself out to my ancient bitch looking to expand her harem.

>>83584068
Someone should show Angry Jose. Then there could be a feud with him and AVGN

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>>83585008
>subredit

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Justice for Bootsy when?

>>83587701
When you have a big dick things just all work out somehow.

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>>83587778
Bootsy was involved with The Loco Bandito.

>>83587791
this explains a lot about my life.

new mike and ryan video is pretty cool. not because of them but because of the place they went to.

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>>83587778
hes making his own channel

>>83584612
They ended up watching Ghostbusters?

>>83584068
>>83584571
>>83584634
>Penises everywhere.
>No bewbs.
I think he should come out of the closet TBQH.

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>>83586903
you don't say

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>>83584068
Truly a blessing from Lord Kek. Mike Mateo is officially redpilled, protected and /ourguy/. He has a place in the promised land of Kekistan.

AWOO! SHADILAY! PRAISE KEK!

>>83591186
who makes these terrible images

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

>>83591891
TO LYNCH SOME NIGGERS BACK IN THE WEST

So is somebody going to post/link to a pic of his cock?

>>83585047
A little amusing,
Good drawer tho

>>83584068
I'm one of the most openly racist people you will ever meet, but this isn't even funny, just autistic. WHAT WAS HE THINKING???

>>83584068
Literally /our/ guy, holy shit.

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>>83584068
>mfw Mike draws dicks as freakishly huge because he uses his own dick as a point of reference

it must really be true what they say

>>83583704
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

>>83585784
underrated

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>>83585435
It's more Ivan Brunetti's "Schizo" or Johhny Ryan to me

>>83588420

Jeez what happened between him and James?

>>83585025
>>they also discovered that Mike wrote and drew a webcomic ~2004 called "The Loco Bandito"
Why are people so surprised about this? There was a flash animation on the Cinemassacre website (it was on the YouTube a while back but it mysteriously disappeared) that had the Loco Bandito as the main character.

>>83592482
It wasn't between him and James, it was Bootsy and Mike.

maybe if you send the comic to kotaku it might do something

So how come when James says "cowa-fuckin-piece-of-dogshit" or "ASSFUCK" or pretends to take a shit on someone's face it's comedy gold, but when Mike does juvenile crude humor suddenly it's not funny? Even though half of the ideas for AVGN bits probably came from Mike in the first place.

>>83584701
>>83584701
Keke

>>83592872
>trying to understand the mind of a e-celeb watching faggot
Don't do it to yourself my man.
James isn't funny either, although being a cuck to his feminist wife might give him extra brownie points to his viewers.

>>83584068
>>83584634
>>83585047
Based

>>83586309
Who was in the wrong here?

>>83592872
James is just a naturally funny person. It's like when the irate gamer copies James it's not as funny because Chris doesn't have charisma. Some people have it, some people don't

>>83583704
Your family does it with you everyday so I doubt it's that hard for them just for a couple of weeks until everyone forgets.

>>83586545
t. American who doesn't know his own language

>>83583704
who cares? cinemassacre has been dead for a while now

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>>83587777
Best get this shitty board ever got