>Evening Sir! You seem to be alone? >Are you aware of

robert? Can I speak to you privately?

Does my falcon count as a partner?

>>83582729
Robert. Dos that apply to woman as well because i identify as a non jewish white woman. I already have my ticket. may I please go find my seat?

ok, i'll just take a crab juice to go then

s-shes in the restroom

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Damn Robert!

did you just assume my relationship status?

>>83582831
Oh okay we'll just wait for her to come out. We can't have you roaming the theater alone!

>>83582729
But Robert. I'm meeting my bros inside. This is a RAUNCHY FUN SUMMER R-RATED movie, I'm gona get #Litty

BLACKED

>>83582867
*pulls out big black gun*
Nothing personnel, Bob

>>83582729
Robert, Lane, Jumbo. i brought my turbo goggles and an extra entrance fee anwyay, i can just put my pyramid of crab legs in the free seat, okay? Wha---Robert! There's no need to call security, please, take the money Robert, they're resealing the kinotower foundations, i'll get entombed in asphalt out there robert! PLEASE! PLEASE!

>>83582729
Oh fuck off Lane I'll slit you're throat neck

>>83582946
*teleports behind you completely unclothed*
Heh, you call that gun "BIG"?
*BBC becomes fully erect and your gun becomes flaccid instantly*
You're coming with me kid

>>83582836
I can feel all those white pussies getting wet from here

>>83582729
But Robert I paid for the premium ticket that let's me bypass the no singles policy. Don't you appreciate my business that is supporting your kinotorium?

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>>83582729
what a pathetic little fantasy world you all reside in to actually believe anyone but yourselves care about the party size at the cinema

>>83582729
hey robert!

>>83582729
Excuse me but I'm here with my ant lover see?

>you will never inseminate lane.

Why even live??

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>>83582729
I come from the mine sir, we lost two of our guys when the sweet popcorn tunnel collapsed. I'm looking for two large bags to gather the popcorn

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>>83583149

Anyone know about this rumor of the chocolate pits now being available and granting an exclusive singles cube in theaters?

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Alone for the matinee again, sir?

>>83582729
why of course, and are you aware of the children labor law robert?

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>Sorry, you can't sit there. I'm saving this seat for my husband.

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>>83583678
tfw this happened to me this weekend

>strategically took mom to see wonderwoman to avoid the no singles policy
>get there early and have access to good seats
>waiting for movie to start but need to pee
>tell mom i have to use the restroom and to save my seat, she says ok
>go use bathroom
>come back and sit down in seat
>women next to tells me that shes saving the seat for her husband
>look at my mom , expecting her to help me out here
>she says nothing
>i turn back towards the woman and say ok
>have to go sit across the theatre cause all the other seats are taken


who was in the wrong here?

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>>83583580
Man, at my old job I'd work 5 days a week but usually at least one of my days off would be a weekday. Going solo to weekday matinees is lit, as long as it's not a kids movie. The only other people are a few random elderly couples who are always super quiet and respectful and sit far in the back, so you get to sit wherever the fuck you want. Man, I miss those, wish I still got weekdays off regularly. Evening and weekend shows are full of loud obnoxious fans and teenagers who text during the movie.

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>>83582729
Just take a friend, male or female and if you have no friends take a body pillow, at least then you're not entirely alone.

>>83584001
Depends if you mom or the lady sit down first and your mom informed the lady that she was saving it for her son.

>>83582836
what's that move called?

>>83582729
Dude on the left looks like he has a rape dungeon somewhere

Be careful who you hire, Robert

>>83584106
>guy with Naruto headband on the left
to be quite honest waifu pillow man isn't even out of place in that setting

>>83584156
>im going to have to ask you to leave sir.

>>83584168
He's with his kind now. Life finds a way and all that shit.

>>83582729
It's called VR cinema
Get with the times, get a headset and embrace your incel fate

>>83584184
W-Where are you taking me?

Robert...Lane...HELP!!

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>>83583069
>I'll slit you're throat neck
>throat neck
What did he mean by this?

A bit of playful ribbing eh Robert? You know I only enjoy kinos in a completely empty theatre. I pay good money to this establishment for that privilege. Or shall I take my money elsewhere?

>>83583309
I was down there for so long last shift I forgot how blue the sky was. They need to cut shifts a year is just too long.

>>83582729
Is this actually a thing in some backward countries?

>>83584307
Haha indeed sir! It was only a joke no need to inform corporate.

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>>83584572
>his third world shithole doesn't enforce the NSP

I saw Logan alone hahaha