Unless I donate my sperm I'll probably never have kids of

Start lifting pussy

>coming of age film based around romance and friendship
>can't relate whatsoever and get sad literally minutes in
Lol

You are the movie.

>>83563893
They put in information like health, weight and work/education when you donate you know, it's not just jizzing in a cup. Nobody would choose your sperm.

>>83564452

I'm a tall white man in college with prospects of a good job. I'm also one of five healthy children so I think they would at least pick my sperm over yours even though you're a manager at McDonald's.

>>83563893
That's the greatest opening line I've ever read

Write a book with it anon

>>83563893
>lazy
>self pitying
>non religious
These are all interconnected and all should be changed

>>83564809

Yeah, but how?

>>83564645
>I'll probably never have kids of my own (because I'm a fat loser)

>I'm a tall white man in college with prospects of a good job. I'm also one of five healthy children

>>83563893
when did /tv/ get /r9k/ posters? are the fags and /b/ posters that showed up too much or something?

>>83564851
By doing the opposite.