HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAHAA

Seriously, this should be a bannable offense

>>83561081
whys that? this movie is going to flop so hard its hillarious

>>83561053
>2017
>people still watch this shit

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JUST dance

>>83561123
>star wars
>floping

Stop being retarded...you know Very well they could lauch a star wars movie that consists of yoga taking a dump for two hours and it will give millions

>>83561123
Rogue one was a pile of donkey droppings and it still made almost a billion

Adam Driver as the villain was a mistake. Completely non-threatening emo kid.

>>83561698
youre wrong, after the dust settled from tfa people realize how awful the new reboots were. seriously, every review of tfa has been negative and downright hateful, especialy towards rey and her mary sue-ness

It is completely fucking shocking how normies can possibly like this shit. I literally cannot believe it.

Wtf is phantom still working for the empire???

>>83561796
nice try but rouge one was actually good , since the main characters were not invincible, master of all trades

>dude, brianna darth is cool in game of thrones, let's put her in the movie! lmao

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bitch reminds me of ashka

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>>83561053
Kylo Ren is my favorite villain in star wars.

Can't wait for TLJ. I hope It's the new Empire Strikes Back. I don't even care if it's a carbon copy as they say. That didn't bother with TFA. Nothing wrong with keeping it simple like the originals.

>>83561053
Wait, Phasma survived the explosion?
Is that really her without the helmet?

Should've kept the helmet on.

>>83561974
No, it was shit.

Phasma singlehandely destroyed the whole planet and here she is working as nothing happended.
Women never accept responsabilities.

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>>83562046
You're shit.
Rogue One > TFA

>>83562010
Yeah. She had plenty of time to get out of the garbage disposal and evacuate.

>>83561974
The main characters also had less personality than video game characters from the 1980s

>>83562101
I rate Rogue One the worst star wars movie. However, I rate TFA above all the prequels.

The trailers for the old republic are god tier.

>>83561123
It won't come close to TFA but it definitely won't flop

>>83562101
Both of them are complete shit. It's nonsense to compare it.

>>83562164
>video game meaningless garbage
>god tier

Bioware is the worst thing that ever happened to star wars minus maybe kotor 1.

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>>83562126
youre right dude, they should have added quips at the end of every dialogue so capeshit fans like yourself can assume they have a personality

>>83561907
This. I think it's not even how bad the movie is itself that keeps bringing me back to these threads, but the fact that people actually take the time to defend it.

>>83562101
solid shit > wet shit

>>83561796
Rogue one was actually fucking good

The force awakens is rehashing the death star plot AGAIN with a bunch of nobodies and a mary sue with darth CUT MY LIFE TO PIECES THIS IS MY LAST RESORT as the antagonist while roping in the old actors to pander to fans

>>83562202
It's called movies that are fun, faggot.

TFA is good. I hate all capeshit. Only underage fags call star wars cape shit.

>>83561888
D E L U S I O N A L

You think any normie is aware or cares about this? You think any normie is aware of the term "Mary Sue"?
And the autistic Star Wars fans defend everything to death, as shown in the recent Star Wars Celebration.

Face it, the movie is out in half a year and you're already too late to change anything, it could be shit on screen for 2 hours and it will get 1.5 billion box office easily.
I bet that even half of the posters in this very thread shitting on it will go see it on opening week.

>>83562236
>complains about death star plot
>praises film that is all about the death star AND weakens Luke's importance in ANH

Rogue One fanboys lack any logic

>>83561053
What are we laughing at here exactly?

It's a decent promo photo, the costume design is flawless.
Yes Kylo's scar could've been bigger and Phasma's character was atrocious in TFA but I'm sure that's not why you are laughing at it.

>>83562257
ofc im going to go see it opening week, that doesnt mean im going to like it.

just because you buy a ticket to see a movie doesnt instantly make the movie good..ive bought tickets to movies which turned out to be shit, like TFA for example.

>>83561888
Nope, you are just jaded and going off of 4chan and youtube comment bias. It's the no life fags that are butt hurt about their expectations that are a vocal minority. Majority of star wars fans like it. Bunch of faggots with group think mentality that can't think for themselves. "oh shit the hipsters say its bad, I have to spam mary sue and carbon copy buzz words to feel like my opinion is validated among a small minority on the internet."
>>83562257
Nah man, people who bitch and moan and cry all day about it are delusional.

>>83562421
>It's the no life fags that are butt hurt about their expectations that are a vocal minority
you realize the "vocal minority" as you put it, are also the ones that got trump elected as president right?
dont discredit us

>>83562364
what? it's a terrible photo. the positioning of characters is awkward and they didn't even bother to hide the fact they're in a studio. maybe it's the trendy thing to do now but it makes no sense for sci-fi characters to be standing in a 21st century photo studio for a promo shoot.

>>83562201

Bioware doesn't make the trailers, retard.

>>83562494
That's a dumb comment. Majority of America got Trump elected. I voted for Trump. What does that have to do with me liking the force awakens? Holy shit you need to wake the fuck up. There are more people out there than a bunch of nerdy fags on /pol/. A lot of people i fucking hate voted for Trump. We have nothing in common just because we voted.

Disney executives: "we better make sure to include women and minorities in main roles to increase viewership!"

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>>83562514
>now
they've been doing promo shots like this for decades you fucking underage

>>83562494
>I don't like TFA
>I like DTJ
>Therefore TFA is shit and DTJ is god

Captcha: Downs Garfield
kek

>>83562420
Who cares what your opinion is, what matters is that you give your money to Disney and you're doing exactly that

>>83562514
Nah it's yet another reference to the originals trilogy. That's what hat I ta promotional pics look like

>>83561053
Why is fasma still around after completely fucking over star killer base. She was complaining about Finn, but she did more damage than he ever will.

>>83561053
Worse than Rogue One and the prequels.

>>83562004
He isn't even looking at them. Good job CGI guy.

>>83562603
Nothing makes me want to watch a film less, and I'm female.

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>>83562603
THIS

what the fuck were they thinking?

they pandered to the sjw's and not only added in minorities but they made them ugly as well...
bioware did the same shit with mass effect andromeda and look how that turned out.. mass effect franchise is finished and the entire team was fired

>>83562736
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>83562589
Not really taking sides in this but a majority of Americans did not vote for Trump. The majority didn't vote at all because American voting institutions suck, and Trump got less overall votes than Hillary. He got the EC, that's what counts.

>>83561053
>>83561081

Fuck you, the one on the right literally turned traitor over a blaster in the face and got the entire station murdered. Jesus Christ what a laughable shit story.

>>83562364
>the costume design is flawless.
nah they all look pretty plain

>>83561974
I expected no other opinion from an autist who can't event spell "rogue".

>>83562778
I hope she becomes a badass like they advertise her, and not become a shitty Boba Fett wannabe and never does anything on screen.

>>83561053
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

I see it and double it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

>>83562750
>hire Oscar Isaac
>put him in a bit role

Biggest mistake of the first movie (and there were plenty)

>>83562834
Well I heard they were gonna kill him off originally.

>>83562825
Boba Fett did pretty much nothing though

>>83562866
So she was female boba fett, basically

>>83562848
Maybe in the next trilogy 10 to 15 years from now.

>>83562866
That's what I meant.
He didn't do anything.
And that's what it seems Phasma is turning out to be like.
Looks cool, doesn't talk a lot, marketed as a badass, but never does anything.

>>83561053

FUCKING WHITE PEOPLE

>>83562750

brave, heroic minorities fighting against the evil imperialist white people :^)

>>83562953
>marketed as a badass, but never does anything
Read the comics and books and play the videogames, goy

>>83561053
that's some good cosplay there. even found people who look like the actors

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Patrician Ranking coming through

III > IV = V > I = VI > II > VII > RO

>>83561974
just because it was not as obvious as in ep 7 don't delude yourself into thinking they were not too skilled and just because they died don't delude yourself into thinking it was a well structured story

>>83562983
If you read my initial post.

>on screen

>>83562953
boba fett was the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy
he also went toe to toe with darth vader and held his own, they both have a mutual respect for eachother.

>>83562150
Ep 3 and 2 are better than TFA

>>83563061

AotC was really bad.

>>83563092
not canon, neither should it have been originally

>>83563061
t. nostalgia fueled 90s kid brainlet

>>83561053
Why does hex look sick? also who the fuck does cholo ren think he is, pulling CIAs power stance

>>83561796

Rouge 1 was a fucken masterpeace dammit

>>83561053
the empire was intentionally supposed to not have any women...

>>83563102
TFA has shit writing.
The prequels have shit everything (except sound and world building)

>>83561053
Casting only brits was a mistake.

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>>83563061
5>1>6>3>4>>RO>2>7

>>83562202
>they should have added quips at the end of every dialogue
If when someone says "personality" you immediately think of quips, you have the mental age of a 6 year old

And I am pretty sure you are likely 16

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>>83563154
really? i thought they wouldnt allow any blacks since they are literal nazis

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>>83563102
>>83563061
Nope. TFA better than all the prequels. Yes I like the prequels too.

>>83563169
prequels have more important events. structure was okish and the sound was good.

>>83563238
TFA is good, but the main protagonists are have too many wildly unbelievable traits, progression, and character interactions.

>>83563240

I have a very important penis

>>83563169
pleb

>>83563234
when did you ever see an empire aligned woman on any empire ship ever, it's part of the whole death cult aesthetic

>>83561053
>ugly peoples are mean

>>83563316
THIS
the action was good but the characters SUCKED.
at the very beginning of the movie i was already questioning how retarded/contradciting the black guy was. i mean, he was against his "brothers" being killed and seemed to be against killing in general, yet he had no problem killing them during his escape of the death star... seriously, did no one else realize that?

>>83561123

>Star Wars
>ever flopping
>ever

There's a whole faux-nerd culture surrounding it. Disney shoves millions and millions into it and the merch.

It's the most bankable thing out there. When capeshit is dead and in a grave there will still be fucking Star Wars movies making money.

>>83562202
Except that's what they did? The stupid fucking robot

>>83563316
To add if it eventuates that Rey didn't have any brainwashed force training before TFA it makes it that much shitter.

>>83563316
I disagree. I believed all the characters and I think TFA has some of the best character writing out of all the star wars movies.

>>83563485
Yep. After episode 9 they will take several year hiatus so that it doesn't get stale.

>>83563419
He wasn't against killing in general, you retard, he was against the execution of innocent people begging for their lives

the Stormtroopers were trying to kill him, what was he supposed to do?

>>83561053

Least threatening looking villains ever?

>>83561053
Wait... that pose. Could it be?

>>83563496
I think for the most part it's good, Kylo, Snoke and Han are very well done.

But some things that happen are just so odd.
Rey being able to mind trick, to resist Kylo's force probe.

I can't remember any exact scenes atm, but the main cast are all buddies with everyone they meet in a flash, there's no middle ground ever (minus Han), they just immediately are inducted into the ranks. Leia hugging Rey and not chewbacca comes to mind.

>>83563595
People who hate the movie will make any excuse in the book to hate the movie. Don't waste your time. They won't admit that they are just butt hurt that their fanboy fanfictions didn't happen.

FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WH*TE PEOPLE

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>>83563663
Nitpicking force power stuff is dumb though. That's just nerdy video game shit. I don't look at star wars like "omg he has a high sith level" or "which jedi is the most powerful." That's not what star wars is about.

As far as Leia hugging Rey.. well Rey is a fucking human. She also was with her husband when he died. Maybe Leia and Chewie have had a fallen out. Who knows. Who cares. Chewie is just a side character.

>>83563154
When?

>>83563795
It's not though, if she is doing all that stuff without training it is fairly called out for being stupid. It's not about her being powerful, or strong. If she's going to use these abilities, she should have some training or character progression.

>>83563663
the reason leia hugged rey and not chewbacca was because she blamed chewie for not protecting /saving han. she resented him and was angry at him. whether that was just temporary or permanant is yet to be discovered.

its subtle but its there.

>>83563595
escape unnoticed

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

>>83561888
0% of the population cares about reviews. Film reviews are a meme industry.

>>83561053
This looks so fucking stupid it's beyond words. Star Wars is three movies: ANH, TESB, ROTJ. Original Versions.

>>83563958
HOLY SHIT, my boy donald glover fucking nailed the young llando look.

They could tape a light saber to a penguin's forehead as a main character and the film would still make a billion dollars

>>83564012
All the promo pics for ANH, TESB, ROTJ look even worse

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>>83563888
>if she is doing all that stuff without training

Prequel and videogamefags need to realize that real Star Wars (the original trilogy) it isn't about power levels or experience points, it's about spirit, conviction, and belief

Rey believes, Kylo doesn't. That's why Rey wins. Deal.

>>83561974
Reddit letter media said it was bad so I think you'll find you're wrong

>>83564098
>headcanon

kill yourself.

>>83562750
>Oscar Isaac
>ugly
are you even a faggot?

>>83564098
actually kylo uses both the dark and lightside of the force. hes supposed to be more powerful than a regular jedi or sith because he draws power from both sides (which is generally forbidden as a jedi or sith)
hes the godamn leader of the knights of ren , was trained by luke, trained by snoke and has slaughtered the remaining jedi yet he loses to a mary sue with 0 training, 0 knowlege and 0 belief in the forece.

yeah, FUCK this movie

>>83562750
only the Bioware montreal team was fired and it was literally not even their D team
they gave the new ME to some more or less random fuckos because they got cocky and thought it will sell anyways

>>83564098

You are a moron lmao.

Nor is it about appropriation of skills you have no knowledge of.

your interpretation, and make it no mistake, that's all it is, is hilariously wrong. Note in the OT Yoda says "You must complete your training". Hopefully this gets changed in the new special editions to "Lol get him Luke you believe."

"You must not go to the Dagobah system, training is for plebs lol just believe dood."

Actually lmao at your life.

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>>83562101

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>>83564187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YkbgvRMpW0

Do you honestly believe the point of this speech was "you need more experience points in your Force level and another few years at the Yoda Academy"?

>>83561253
wow is he fat now

>>83564247
to add on to this, hes supposed to be the equivalent to luke skywalker since luke also taps into both the dark and lightside of the force.
so, logically kylo should be on par with lukes skills, yet he loses to rey, who goes to train with luke since shes supposedly lower skilled than luke...

logic out the window

>>83564247
Wrong. He uses the dark, but struggles with it due to the pull of the light.

Him losing to Rey is believable, he's shot with Chewie's bowcaster and bleeding out.

>>83561974
Rogue One is absolute shit. You fucking redditor

>>83564341
>Posts a scene of Luke TRAINING in the force
>Still insists you don't need training

you can stop painting a strawman dude about powerlevels or whatever, throw your headcanon in the trash where it belongs.

>>83564098
yeah people keep saying that but that spiritual bullshit is not for me. star wars has many faces and I like the one where you need training

>>83564365
>Him losing to Rey is believable, he's shot with Chewie's bowcaster and bleeding out.
so how did he almost lose to finn then? he should have just force crushed his throat instantly

>>83562004
>the droid is in the Millennium Falcon. Piloted by your father, Han Solo.

Why do people like this again?

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>>83564098
>>83564315
>>83564341
>>83564432
BTFO

>>83561053
This movie wont even touch the box office of Wonder Woman

>>83564098
>>83564341
How daft are you cunt?

>>83562750

You don't understand being ugly is the most important thing for SJWs, they literally hate anything that is attractive.

>>83564432
Luke had about 3 days of training total and was considered a full fledged Jedi Master by the end of RotJ.

>No. I don't believe it.
>That, is why you fail.

Is the point of the whole lesson it's not a literal fucking academic training where he has to take Jedi exams and whack around glowbats with his youngling buddies like all you retards suggest.

>>83564451
then stick to your videogames where the Force has been quantified into experience points for autists

>>83564341

Yoda is just glad he doesn't have to be a part of this garbage.

>>83564519
it will print money, star wars is like that sports team that has not won the championship in years but fans still go to its games

>>83564098
>Kylo doesn't.
wut?

>>83562364
Phasma looks ridiculous and not threatening at all, Kylo looks like he ate snoke and young Hitler there looks like a coolface.

>>83564474
>the droid™ is in the Millennium Falcon™. Piloted by your father, Han Solo ®.

>>83561053

>Your java programing startup coworkers when you don't replace the soy milk cartrige in the company latte machine

>>83564519
lmao, you can't be serious.

>>83564565
Still continuing with the retarded powerlevels strawman? You'll note that you are the only one mentioning this ITT lol.

>Luke had about 3 days of training total and was considered a full fledged Jedi Master by the end of RotJ.

1-months to years of training 2-Jedi Master at a stretch, certainly not fully fledged.

And here you are confusing Luke's ascension to Jedi (or Jedi Master if you want) to be one due to his power. It's not, he faces Vader, and when he has the opportunity to strike him down in anger, he refuses; and then to attack the Emperor, again in anger, though for a noble purpose, he casts aside his weapon and embraces the Light.

>No. I don't believe it.
>That, is why you fail.

cherry-picking, there is much more to the Force than your belief, "Feel the Force, its energy surrounds us, binds us"
*Leaping around Dagobah with the Force*
*Lifting objects with the Force*

Belief is just a part of it you dingus, opening yourself to the Force is one thing, using it is another.

>>83564644
Kylo is an insecure autist who's latched onto the persona of Darth Vader in a vain attempt to make up for his own self-loathing, but deep down he knows he's a piece of shit and he doesn't actually buy his own hype of being this badass Vader successor.

Did you miss the part where he's talking to the Vader helmet about being "pulled to the light" and he desperately needs guidance so he can be a good boi for leader Snoke?

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>>83562750
>what the fuck were they thinking?
>breaks a billion
>implying Mass Effect Andromeda was shit because if diversity and not because EA and Bioware are shit

Jesus Christ you're an idiot. I hate shoehorned diversity too, but these are stupid examples and you should stop posting on this website if you're going to shitpost unironically like this.

>>83564870
>self-loathing
projection or you are missreading the whole thing

>>83562101
>defends RO w an image
>shot ain't in the movie

Why would you name a child Dumb nail?

He's already ginger, for fuck sake. Leave him be

>>83561123
>/tv/ predicts the new Star Wars movie will flop

that sentence can be used every 2 years

>>83564098
Lol everything you said is pretty much false. There are power levels in star wars if you read the EU. Just stop faggot haha

V>VI>IV>R1>III>TFA>I>II

>>83564969
He's wrong, both in canon and EU

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>>83564900
>constant temper tantrums when he feels inept or incompetent
>begs for guidance from father figures, daddy issues
>"Your son is gone. He was weak and foolish, like his father, so I destroyed him!"

yeah I'm sure he's real secure and his self-esteem is great, that's why his whole shtick is pretending to be someone else so he can feel badass and he's exposed for the loser he really is when the mask comes off

>>83564978
This is demonstrably FALSE.

>>83564934
You typed this post and paused for a bit before clicking on "Post" hesitating if it's actually funny or not, right?

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>>83562101

IV=V>VI>III.VII>I>II>R1

I don't get why anyone defends R1, it functions as a movie on about the same level as star wars battlefront

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>>83563234
kys

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>>83562004
>dont talk to me or my sons ever again

>>83565209
the Nazis may have used people of color as auxiliary troops but you're honestly delusional if they had any black officers or if they were treated as anything less than cannon fodder

racial "purity" is one of the core tenets of national socialism

>>83563061
>III was so shit it had to use DotF to try and recapture the thrill of I
it s the worst of the prequels and the only decent things in II are the bounty hunter chase, arena clone/jedi battles and intro and yoda fighting. III only lasted about 5 mins before everything going on was tired and flat. III and VI are equally bad

Empire > RotJ, AnH >> III > II >> I, RO > Whatever the 7th one is called

>>83561053
Emo wars... Return of the edge lord

>>83565301
>the Empire may have used niggers and women as auxiliary troops but you're honestly delusional

>>83565311
>II, III, IV, V, VI, VII were so shit they had to reuse the opening crawl music to recapture the thrill of I

pleb

>>83563192
Swap 4 and 1 and this would be correct

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>83565367
>please argue with me
not even a u nigga

>>83565028
He is hideous

>>83562750
>its "they rape your long loved franchise for money" episode

Are original films actually good today? Should i watch them?

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>>83565154
>that list is the same as mine

Impressive.. very nice... lets see Paul Anon's list.

>>83564012
KOTOR were the only good part of Star Wars. Go ahead post your fedora pics I don't care

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>>83565895
Nah, KotOR is not fedora
KotOR is the greatest shit ever

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>>83561053
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>>83561253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg_FoEy8T_A

>>83564012
>ANH
>Original versions

Oh wow, shiny breeches lost her helm. Some unprecedented character development right here.

>>83561253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU

>>83562055
This.

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>>83561053
It's nice to see the von Habsburgs getting another chance

>>83563657
Ms. Rey I'm Knight of Ren

>>83568054

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>>83563102
>worst 2 star wars movie
>better than tfa

>>83563695
Yeah, fuck Episode IV.

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>>83571462
>2nd and 3rd worst star wars movies
>better than the worst star wars movie

>two overacting manlets and a fucking trans will face mary-sue
What were they thinking?

>>83561123
Do you have brain damage?

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V>IV>III=Rouge>VI>II>I

>>83571989
I forgot TFA
II>TFA>I

>>83571961
>6'1 and 6'2
>manlets
turbolanklet spotted

>>83563695
So wait is the screenwriter saying non-whites aren't even human?

>>83561253
He looks bored

>>83572045
above all, being a manlet is a state of mind, and that's what they are here, only to ridicule the fucking white male

Captain Phantasma looks weirdly hot

>>83563061
>III on top
>RO on bottom
>Holy shit you're an fucking idiot.

>>83561053
*blocks your path*

>>83572168
she looks like a grandma

>>83561974
>not invincible
Did you miss the entire movie until the last 15 minutes?

>>83561053
why does kylo ren look so unintimidating?

>>83572851
hes the only one with a weapon

>>83562750
>adding a crippled Inuit lesbian midget to the cast
How progressive

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>>83573041
maybe shes related to yoda somehow?

>>83571777
>but at least the prequels tried something new!
Fuck off.

>>83573041
>not lesbian eskimo midget left-handed ninja albino
You had one job anon.

>>83567292
You know what I meant sperglord, the pre-special editions.

>>83561253
I'm Solo, Han Solo oooooooh

>>83563958
me on the right

>>83563061
Disney canon:
Star Wars > The Empire Strikes Back > Return of the Jedi > Rogue One > The Force Awakens > Revenge of the Sith > Attack of the Clones > The Phantom Menace > The Clone Wars (Pilot Movie)

Legends canon:
Star Wars > The Empire Strikes Back > Return of the Jedi > Revenge of the Sith > The Battle for Endor > Caravan of Courage > Attack of the Clones > The Phantom Menace > The Clone Wars (Pilot Movie) > Holiday Special

>>83562150
>However, I rate TFA above all the prequels.

kek

>>83563238
>TFA better than all the prequels

L O L

>>83562101
ESB > RO > RotS > ANH > RotJ > AotC > TPH >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TFA

Whoever says TFA is better than RO is objectively wrong, If you compare them, each has problems the stems from characters/character development. And while yes, there was technically more character development in TFA (albeit very shitty development), there is significantly much more wrong with TFA than RO. RO is much closer to a cohesive story more than that contrived shit that was TFA, and both had good action sequences and music, which were the only upsides really. RO is at least better than the first 2 prequel movies, and TFA is probably the worst one

>>83563061
If this isn't bait, you shouldn't even be on this board

>>83561985
well that takes me back

>>83572183
thanks for mocking the haters for me in advance son
>

>>83576204
>>83563125
hello manchildren!

WHY ARE HIS LEGS SO FAR APART?! He's like the actors in Blackadder

ROOOOAAAARRR Jedi Ray, I'm Dark Side!

>>83562750
The asian lady is going to be a lesbian isn't she?

>>83563958
Someone shop the cia hands please

>>83562150
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>>83576034
>bad opinions?
>on MY /tv/?
>It's more likely than you think

>>83563889
Cool fanfiction.

>>83561053
I was going to joke about the dark side turning people into hideous subhumans but then I realized that was canon.

young Professor Snape striking the CIA pose I see.

>>83576136
>probably the worst one
>RO literally has no characters
>story has no stakes because you not only don't give a shit about main characters, you already know the ending
>All emotional scenes are extremely forced
>Vader's retarded costume
>HORRIBLE CG Leia
>pointless obnoxious cameos
>"BEST SCENE" in movie is a scene was shoehorned for fan service purposes and served no purpose other than that

I didn't like TFA, but if you think that movie was a pandering shit show but defend RO as a "better" film, then you're a fucking idiot.

>>83579226
>>HORRIBLE CG Leia
Looked more real than the one they used in Force Awakens

>>83563205
if i jump on her head will she die?

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V>III=IV>RO=VI>I>II>a steaming pile of shit>VII

Reminder, Rogue One was forgettable trash. If it wasn't for shitposting on 4chins I wouldn't even remember this movie even existed.

>>83563102
TFA is better than all the prequels, but that's not saying much. RO was hot garbage, though.

>>83562202
>anime
Opinion discarded.

>>83580567
I haven't watched it and the couple of scenes I've seen while walking past other people watching it were so embarrassingly awful I probably won't ever.

>>83578780
unironically kill urself

>>83561829
That's the point

>>83561053
What are we laughing at? Idgi

>>83563061
V>IV>VII=VI>III>RO>I>Dogshit>II

>>83581664
Objectively non-contrarian true list

>>83581664
>VII=VI
Nah.

>>83561053
Since when did snape become a jedi?

>>83561053
>that shitty little cardboard set

That's embarrassing

>>83561053

>Those reflections on Phasma

Jesus Christ someone run this through Photoshop.

>>83581347
>"no-no, you see, the villain is supposed to be shitty!"
The conflict in the story is as good as the forces that oppose heroes.

>>83561053
How is whatsherface supposed to be intimidating at all after what happened? Forget Kylo Ren, he has room for growth. She's done.

What the fuck were they thinking with her character?

>>83561123
It's not though. You could stamp the Star Wars logo on a piece of shit and it would sell.

>>83582905
You're not very bright.

>>83583015
Is it because I'm black? You racist.

>>83582957
>What the fuck were they thinking with her character?
"People like this Game of Thrones show a lot."

A shame because I actually like the actress but what a shit role.

>>83582957
She's a Feminist Hero. She's there to show all the little girls watching Star Wars that they too can grow up to be an incompetent failure who's only there to wear a pretty uniform and get thrown in the trash.

>>83565209
Just shows how desperate they really were for manpower

>>83564098
kylo ren isn't able to kill her because she is one his horcruxes

>>83582905
He's kind of right. Kylo Ren is supposed to cut an unimposing figure. That was pretty much what they intended.

>>83583403
and why wasnt kylo able to kill finn?

>>83583403
>>83583656
He had a huge hole blown in his gut and was doing pretty good just staying conscious.

>>83565209
>le nazis were peaceful and tolerant!
>/pol/ loves non-whites!

Why do people try to spin these sort of lies? A big part of what draws many of us to NS is its adherence to racial purity. We don't need any help from niggers or gooks. They are not our allies or brothers in arms. Letting them into our ranks is just reinforcing (((civic))) nationalism.

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>>83578780
>see negative comment of Starshit
>it has one reply
>without looking at it immediately guess it'll be one assblasted autist replying to multiple comments
I was right

>>83581862
I hope this is b8

>>83561796
Over a billion, actually

>>83583736
I don't think that's the point of that image, so much as pointing out how complicated history really is. Shit isn't black and white.

>>83562631
>My feet hurt
>Am i holding this right
>George if you retake this one more time i swear

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>>83562010
thats why she gave up so quickly
>i got caught on purpose!

>>83561053

>threeuglyfucks.jpg

>>83573176
>Fat Jet Li

>>83584245
except theyre all rich, talented and charming a-list actors and get laid more than you ever will faggot

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>>83584280

A deeply compelling argument, faglord.


If you like star wars then might I also suggest a dick in your ass?

>>83584335
they dont give a shit about your useless butthurt opinion anon and neither do i

>>83584362

You seem pretty upset about it.

>>83561053
tip top kekkle kekkle

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>>83561053
This looks ripe to turn into this