"""""""""""BEST

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Cringe

>>83549513
WE WUZ MUTENTS N SHIET

>>83549507
The third act and these faggot kids really let the movie down

fuck off /pol/. we get it. you don't like minority children. particularly ones that appear more powerful than your "superior race". this movie was not for you

>it's a marvel movie when people hate/love it
>it's a FOX movie when people hate/love it

sigh

>>83549507
It was too short overall but fucking a Patrick Stewart steals every scene he's in.

>>83549513

Static Shock got fat af

>>83549533

you can't just use that meme willy nilly anon, it makes no sense here.

>>83549552
/pol thinks Wolverine is a guido.

>>83549507
>>83549513
What the hell is this crap?

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>>83549601
Another Marvel garbage.

Watchmen is still the ONLY good movie with super heroes.

>>83549507
The third act was so out of place. Why were the faggot cops not just shooting the kids as they chubbily jogged through the woods? I mean, earlier in the movie they had explicit orders to kill them, and if the argument is
>b-but they have special DNAs!
Then bullshit, Caliban did too but they were able to work with him even post-mortem.

Also the INSTANTANEOUS flip flop of personality in the little girl. Feral kid in one scene, then a morality cop to Jackman in the next. She'd been on the run living with that nurse for a while, but two days with Jackman and she's civilized? Dumb writing.

Movie was shot really well, and Jackman/Stewart were great as usual, but just some severely dumb writing.

>>83549683
how in the fuck does one "chubbily jog" you moron

What happened to the other mutant fags from X-men? Did they all die or something?

>>83549708
you must be fun at parties

>>83549748
im fun when you are on your knees bitch

>>83549708
Like this? Doesn't take much imagination to picture it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYP9AGtLvRg

Any actual thoughts about why the movie wuzgood?

Nobody cares if you dislike something.

The movie could be a lot better but they simply HAD TO dumb it down with "muh minority mutant-kids din du nuthin" and "bad government oppresses the minorities"

>>83549731

Professor X killed the X-Men, rest of the world's mutants were rendered impotent by alterations to food and water

>>83549731
Yeah the professor killed them all in a seizure in this timeline.

>>83549708
With a trombone player behind them.

>>83549789
and no one pointed out how it made no scents that the mexican bitch was allowed to film all the super secret experiments on her fucking cell phone? and she even film the mutant kid commiting suicide by jumping off the roof instead of putting down the camera and trying to help him? LMAO

>>83549774
that is a chub jogging

does a skinny person "skinnily" jog?

does a tall person "talley" jog?

>>83549834

yup, the movie was terrible. all super hero movies are terrible. when will the plebs move on to a new fad?

do superhero fags go home and dream about having powers?

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>>83549675
>Watchmeme

Opinion discarded.

>>83549804
>>83549808
Was that shown in any previous movies?

>>83549948
No

And in the Logan comics it was Wolverine who killed all the X-Men while under an illusion from Mysterio that made him think the school was under attack

>>83549948

No, it's used purely for this movie, it's hinted at through the conversations with Logan and Charles as well as a radio station news report that talks about the Manchester Incident.

Logan references the previous movies very discretely but is mostly focused on its own story.

>>83549948
Not that I know of but they really hinted at it right. They never mention it and it's only brought up inadvertently like twice.

anyone who does not agree with /pol/ needs to jump off a bridge

>>83549507
>It's nowhere near as good as
>The last of Us.
I would certainly hope so. Last of Us is garbage even for its own braindead media standards.

>>83549513
Huh, that girls pretty cute. Didn't notice before.

>>83549513
>The movie was ruined for me by a scene that took 3 seconds.

fuck off.

Movie was great until the abysmal barn scene. Went to shit after that and never recovered.

>>83549507
what is the right kid's power again?
>>83549513
what is the left kid's power again?

>>83550008
fuck off r the_donald

>>83550067
And by barn I meant farm.

>>83549513
Storm really let herself go

>>83550067
It felt like a budget video game where the devs knew where to apply their time and money but it was just never going to feel polished no matter what.

>>83549507
>dumb pocs can't act
oy vey!

>>83549837
Fat people cannotnrun effectively due to their mass, this shouldnt be a surprise to you - think back to how you were high school gym class with everyone snickering at your bitch tits flopping everywhere.

A tall person would have what could be described as a loping stride, yes. Are you severely autistic?

>>83549675
>he didn't watch Capitão Falcão
that or shit taste

>>83550290
does an autist "autistically" jog

does a lawyer "legally" jog

does a jogger "fuck you" jog

>>83549507
it should have stayed stripped down and grounded but they just couldn't keep it in their pants in the end. It starts getting real cliché and predictable the last half. I like the performances of the main characters but the antagonists have no gravity. 6 out of 10 movie for me at best

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>>83549513
>>83549507
>this is the future X-Men

>>83549552
the movie wasn't for anyone. It was made for my toilet (because it's a lump of shit)

>>83551388

There's no reason for them to be X-Men

>>83549789
>bad government oppresses minorities

Nigga, have you even read/watched X-Men?? That's the whole fucking plot: That the government and society in general is trying their hardest to suppress the minority mutant population.

>>83549683
>Also the INSTANTANEOUS flip flop of personality in the little girl. Feral kid in one scene, then a morality cop to Jackman in the next.

When did that ever happen?

>She'd been on the run living with that nurse for a while, but two days with Jackman and she's civilized?

On what are you basing this? The scene at the farm? The Munsons were no threat to her. The scene with the doctor? It was a doctor, and she stole a car to drive to his office. The scene with the other kids? They were her friends. She was never portrayed as always violent and animalistic, but she did have her outbursts.

>>83549536
This.

>dude, you know how Pierce is the bad guy? Let's introduce another bad guy. NO WAIT....two bad guys
>Pierce, X24, and the doctor all have to fight for screentime now

>>83549513
LOGAN COULD BE ANYWHERE

>>83551478
Yes, that is exactly how it is in the comics, with approximately infinitely more finesse.

Rewatches kind of suck. I hate how there's still like an hour to go once they actually get to the kid hideout.

>>83550349

No, they just jog. It's your fat wobbling ass that lurches from side to side while moving that chubbily jogs.

>>83549513
1.21 NIGGAWATTS

>>83549789
all x men are oppressed minorties but not all oppressed minorities are x men except in Logan unless you are a cholo but not if your a kid

>>83549513
>>83549507

Someone post the copypasta of the black kid getting the role and thinking about how some girl stole something of his

>>83552261
Son of a bitch. Spit coffee all over my keyboard.

>>83552516
And a webm of the fat kid running from the henchmen.

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>>83549675
Wrong.

>>83549507
I enjoyed the hell out of this movie but you got me on this shot, lol. I remember them holding on it and actually cringing at their expressions.

>>83553229
>there will NEVER. EVER. be a sequel

I'm still mad.

>>83549822
Lel

>>83549507
>>83549513
Only bad part of the movie. Rest of it was pure kino.

>>83550060
that'd be true if the rest of the film was actually good

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>>83549507
>I was a fool to believe in all that, the movie is overhyped garbage.

Well duh. People who watch cape movies tend to have low standards, so mediocrity is constantly praised. You haven't learned this after 6 years?

>>83554136
>Rest of it was pure kino.
No it wasn't you underage

>>83553398
Me too, anon. Me too.

>>83554151
I'm dying to hear your valid criticism.

>70 replies
>Not one mentions the fact that this isn't a fucking Marvel movie

>>83550060
>>83554671
Not him but
>They are only kids! They don't want to kill
>Laura proceeds to kill every goon in sight
>Almost kills shop clerk
>Brutalizes X-24
>Goes full retard on third act with all the other kids who are capable killers and could easily fend for themselves

Just watched this

Why in the name of fuck didn't the kids with the superpowers just hold down the clone and then get x-23 to shoot him in the head with the adamantium bullet?

>>83549513
Yep, this scene was fucking horrible

>>83549507
Logan was fine until the clone showed up at the farmhouse. Turned to complete shit at the moment

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>>83549513
>>83549507
The fuck? Is this real?

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>>83549507
>let's shit on and kill off all the white people then replace them with spics, niggers, and other minorities that don't matter irl

>>83554711
How can you even tell them apart? Capeshit is capeshit regardless of its flavor or inclusion of peanuts in the turds.

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>>83549507
>The last of Us.
GTFO First for thinking that vydia and movies can be compared, and second for believing TLoU is good at ANY level.

>>83555555
what have you done...

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>>83555555
Oh
My
God

>>83555555
How can /v/ ever recover????

>>83555555
The absolute madman.

>>83555433
>Can't even watch a movie without bringing up race politics
Must be tough being a bitch

>>83555555
>The last of Us

That's the movie Logan, kid.

>>83555707
Kind of difficult to miss when that BBC is being forced down your throat in every movie now.

>>83554750
Just cause Laura was semi-successfully turned into a killing machine didn't mean they were successful with the others and it doesn't mean they have no qualms with killing and fighting. They're all also different ages.

Also she was never match for the clone, she could fuck him up a bit but he was way stronger than her and probably healed faster since he was jacked up on drugs. She was scared of him. It makes sense, he's a fucking monster.

Also
>these little kids are scared for their lives cause theyre being chased by killers, full retard!

The only full retard here is you

>>83555555
>GTFO First for thinking that vydia and movies can be compared, and second for believing TLoU is good at ANY level.

TLoU is a movie game that is a better movie than Logan as well.

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This movie in my new pleb detector, just like persona 5 is my new pleb detector for gaming.

I had so many people, who know I'm a deep cinema guy, plead with me to see this. They told me how mature and depressing it was, they talked about "the feels" but, Lord, this movie was just abysmal. I can't believe how well of a critical reception it got too. A complete waste of time; I don't know why I bothered to give a Superhero movie another chance, they're all retarded because superheroes, at their core, are retarded.

Anyone who was legitimately emotionally effected by this movie should consider suicide.

>>83555799
>TLoU is a movie game
And that's exactly the problem, the type of "Press x to win" games, real games should be focused on gameplay mechanics and not in plot or graphics.

>>83555896
>And that's exactly the problem, the type of "Press x to win" games, real games should be focused on gameplay mechanics and not in plot or graphics.
No one cares what you think about "real games", faggot.

>>83555711
did you even read the OP you aBSOLUTE RETARD

>>83550087
brown privilege

>>83555555
/v/ here
no one on there actually loves this overrated piece of shit except for sonydrones

>>83550349
>does an autist "autistically" jog
yes. now fuck off, grammar nazi

>>83549837

No, they just jog. Chubby jogging is for fat fucks.

>>83549834
I see you watch cinemasins.
also "made no scents"....Really?

>>83555045
>Why in the name of fuck didn't the kids with the superpowers just hold down the clone and then get x-23 to shoot him in the head with the adamantium bullet?
because the writers were lazy

>>83556183
>/v/ here

Kys :)

>>83555750
Learn to read. I'm talking exclusively about Laura having no problem attacking people, being REALLY competent at it and then not doing it AT ALL until Logan shows up.

And your argument is shit
>She attacked X-24 because she was scared
>She didn't attack the goons because she was scared


Face it. Third act IS full retard.

>>83549507
>Fucking final fight was so bad I couldn't watch it without fast forwarding it.

What a coincidence the contrarians only ever start shitposting about a movie when it's come out on torrents since they're too low functioning to go to the cinema.

>>83555045

probably because they're terrified 10 year olds with no training and didn't know the bullet existed?

>>83555555
waste of digits on capeshit

>>83556183
NEVER EVER PKEK

>>83550349
god damn man shut the fuck up

i know i'm late on this but holy hell

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>>83556388
>shill wants us to pay to jews

Hahahahahahahahahah gas yourself

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RUN KID-WEAPONS!! DON'T USE YOUR COMBINED FIFTEEN DEADLY POWERS TO HELP ME AGAINST THIS SINGLE OPPONENT!

>>83550098
Back to /leftypol/

>>83556578
X-24 was a bloodlust Wolverine at his peak physical condition. Stopping him wouldn't have been as easy as stopping Pierce and only Laura could heal if he attacked her. If he had stabbed any other kid they'd be fucking dead so he told them to run

>>83556388
I'd rather watch a movie at home even if the cinema was free.
Can get as comfortable as you want, nobody disturbing you, can eat/drink what you want for cheap, can pause when you want and carry on another day if you want to.
There are a lot of 2+ hours movies I've liked at home but would have been too long at the cinema, seated incomfortably, without a break and so on.
Also director's cuts.

>>83549507
>"""""""""""BEST MARVEL MOVIE""""""""""""""""
It is best Marvel movie.

Says a lot of Marvel movies. Or capeshit in general.

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>marvelshit
>DC shit

Superior italian hero movie. Everything is literally 10 folds better, from acting to story to visuals.

>>83556736
Some of them had medium range powers though, why not help him? Also why did so few of them use their powers while being chased? You'd think they'd resort to them even if just as a reflex from the danger?

>>83549507
>>83549513
This CGI is Origins Wolverine tier, what the fuck

>>83556578
Better question, why were the kids running from the mooks? All they had to do was support x-23 with their ranged powers so she couldn't get pinned down and there would be no way the normal humans could win.

>>83556913
because they were just a bunch of scared kids

I thought that movie made it obvious that x-23 is the only bloodthirsty one

>ugly spic girl screams a lot: the movie

It fucking sucked

And fuck everyone involved for killing Wolverine / Hugh Jackman's Wolverine

You fucking fuckers killed part of my childhood, why couldn't you just let him retire the character without dying

>>83554750
Those are minor plot holes and not really even plot holes since they can be explained away by simply understanding that not all kids are alike.
All that aside, plot holes are how plebs judge movies. Patricians care more about dialog, acting, editing, pacing and cinematography.

>>83556840
Because they were little kids scared of the motherfucking monster going after them? They specifically mention that they had failed to turn them into soldiers.

>>83549507

It makes me liking it so much more sweeter.

>>83553229
Chris Evans is just the hero that keeps on giving.

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>>83557061
I genuinely, and sincerely, hope you die as well.

>>83557244
Why would you say that?

>>83557104
>guy posts a pic showing bad acting and bad effects
>t-that's not valid criticism
>y-you're a crybaby for complaining about this
Ok. Here's another point.
>h-ha ha! It's a minor detail! That thing we have estabilished before that was bad is actually what is important. Not character motivation and consistency. Only stupid people looks for that in a movie

>>83557384
Pointing to one scene that's litterally seconds long that has nothing to do with the main protagonists or story and saying the whole movie is shit because of it is absolutely not a valid criticism.
It's a painfully transparent bit of cherry picking from someone who didn't like a movie but can't articulate the reason why.

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>>83557061
>ugly

You can't be serious

>>83549789
The entire premise of X-men is government oppressing minorities.
Seriously, you guys are more retarded then you appear.

>>83549552
did this nigger get triggered?

>>83557982
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6PMfTMgp20

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>>83558103
>then

It's than, retard.

>>83549507
It's an x-men movie for people who hate x-men and superpowers and fun.

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>>83549507
Step aside, superior X-Men movie coming through

>>83558210
>It's an x-men movie for people who hate x-men and superpowers and fun.

I don't really "hate" X-men and I actually expected a serious and well directed movie from Logan.

Of course it was just another on-surface Marvel shit. Completely unimpressive movie.

>>83556780
Home has its advantages for sure, but sitting for 2 hours and enjoying a film really isn't that hard anon.

>>83556821
Sure it is.

>>83555555
sonycucks bfo

>>83558313
>Where were you, Charles?! We were supposed to protect them!

10/10 x-men movie.

>>83558198
No then you appear, more retarded.
Retard.

>>83555555
my queen

The gay xmen thing with the kids killing the guy with frost and grass and the electro finger was a bit lame.

Really wanted to see that tosser get chopped to pieces

>>83558883
You gonna pick all that shit up?

>>83558883
>>83558313
Imagine if apocalypse was good and we got a nice trilogy.

>>83560338
I still find it so bizzare that the guy who gave us DoFP and even First Class also gave us apocalypse.

>>83560338
Apocalypse pisses me off so much. The prequel trilogy was shaping up to be the greatest capeshit trilogy of all times, what went so wrong? What was Synger thinking?