you're chilling at the lake and this guy comes up and asks

>>83544656
Pull down my pants and expose my asshole

Refuse, when a goon learns you won't do what he tells you, he gets flustered, has to improvise, and is liable to making a mistake because of it.
I think I got that bit of advice from the nice guys.

>>83544656
Why the fuck would I be sitting around at a lake

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>>83544656
Blow his brains out with my tactical pocket pistol

>>83544656

laugh at his faggoty outfit and make a cutting remark.

>>83544656
Did you know that David Fincher uses CGI for all of the characters in his movies?

>>83544823
Something tells me the zodiac killer would be the winner of this gunfight.

>>83544862
does this look like CGI to you?
*blows you're brains out*

>>83544656
Tell him I don't carry cash and my mom dropped me off

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>>83544656
In that situation and at that range you literally just run serpentine.

Obviously tell the girl to do it too and if you both go in opposite directions, that will make it even harder for him. Also remember to scream to attract attention.

Literally go fucking batshit.