Now that the dust has settled, we can all agree Holly was

What would you do if a dog latched onto your hand?

>>83543894
run away

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>>83543894

>>83543861
angerey

She lickin her snout which mean she want to be left alone

>>83544006
so you would run away while the dog is fucking up your hand?

>>83543861
he stands over a dog just trying to eat her fucking food and then he hits her

>>83543894
fall over on it

>>83543861
doggo needed it desu

How would you like it if you were eating your food and minding your business, then some violent spic came, hit you in the throat and took a retarded power stance to irritate you even further?

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>>83543894

>>83544385
i would take a colm, relexed state

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>>83544385
Well if you bit back then you'd just get kicked.

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>>83544479
You just got fuckin' whispered son.

>>83544385
As a dog I would submit.

Is there a context or did the Dog Whisperer resort to beating the shit out of dogs

These threads just make it clear that dog apologists should be shot on sight.

>>83544576
It's called Whispering.

>>83544576
Sometimes the best way to whisper is with your fists.

>>83544576
the context is that he beats the shit out of dogs and takes their food

>>83543861
At least come up with a daring synthesis. Posting the exact same shit is not at all interesting or entertaining.

>>83544626
It's called having a civilized debate.

Holly was attacked while eating.
Dog whisperer my ASS.

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dont touch me

>>83544479
This is what's known as an asshole dog. Some dogs are just lifelong assholes. He might be able to train it to behave temporarily, but it will always be on the verge of biting someone at any given moment.

>>83544385
your master would ask him for help in the first place if you are well behaved you nigger

>>83544657
*punches your throat*

is this the new rick & morty

>>83543894
I've been attacked by a small dog when I was 7yo.
Broke its neck out of panic.

>>83544664
*wouldn't

>>83544603
>>83544615
Correct choice. Fucking Lab latched onto my leg once when I walk in front of the house to do package delivery and yelled to the owner to tell the dog to stop. The fucking owner just screamed and do nothing so I had to fucking kick the shit out of it

>>83544643
the only time he's bit by a dog and it's a retriever

i call shenanigans on this

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YOU NEVER PUT YOUR FUCKING HANDS ON A WOMAN YOU BETA FUCKS

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Who was in the wrong here?

Holly's owners were going to have a baby and you know one day the baby is going to be crawling around and touch Holly's food bowl while she's eating. No trained dog should ever not allow their master to mess with their food. I can take my dog's food away and she will not do anything at all.

>>83544770
Dis you see how high up that faggot sloth was and still got eaten? That pussy cat earned his dinner.

>>83544770
the sloth has stopped being aggressive, it's a good sign

>>83544836
>how high up that faggot sloth was
smug little fucker thought he got away with it too, all smiling and happy and shit at the beginning

>>83544662
This dog can be saved but half of the work must be done on his owner who must stop being a cuck

>>83544836
nice youtube comment bro

>>83544678
yeah this is a new episode of rick and morty

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http://www.strawpoll.me/embed_1/13101910/
http://www.strawpoll.me/embed_1/13101910/
http://www.strawpoll.me/embed_1/13101910/
http://www.strawpoll.me/embed_1/13101910/
http://www.strawpoll.me/embed_1/13101910/

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What would Cesar do in this situation?

>>83545053
Punch the rooster in the throat, perform a full nelson on the cat and rip the mouse in half.

>>83545053
>tfw you realize roosters used to be raptors and actually love meat

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but the doggo is no longer angery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlN6NsbWAQg

>>83545053
PUSSY GETTIN' COCK'D

>>83545053
chicken living up to the dinosaurs

>>83544836
>>83544770
If you watched the full video, you know the sloth had more time to scale up the tree, but the fucker was lazy.
The tiger kept trying and trying just to keep failing.
It took the tiger numerous times to finally get up that high and grab the sloth.
Sloth should have climbed up higher.
So Sloth was in the wrong.

>>83545202
how the fuck did sloths evolve while being so lazy?

>>83545053
>tfw you learn chickens will gladly eat each other if food is scarce

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>>83545140
>mfw all the animal fuckers that said he did the wrong thing by attacking the dog
>mfw he did the right thing all along and now doggo is calm

>this dog can be saved

kek. Ceaser has already made Holly his bitch.

>>83545202
http://www.strawpoll.me/13108974
http://www.strawpoll.me/13108974

>>83543861
absolutely she was in the wrong to begin with.

A disobedient dog is useless and not worthy of surviving. I would have euthanized her the first time she actually bit someone.

>>83544770
wtf?

I don't care about wildlife hunting on carnivores now

>>83545053
wtf

since when are chickens carnavores?

>>83545140
its almost as if he knows how to handle dogs and meme addicted neets do not.

shocker.

>>83545268
Since when they were dinosaurs.

All birds will eat meat of some sort.

>>83545140
>when all the Holly supporters get BTFO and she looks happier than ever

Cesar knows how to whisper.

>>83545268
All birds eat meat retard. You think they just eat seeds/grains all day? We feed them that because it's cheap.

>>83544662
I mean he literally pushes his hand in the dogs face when it wasn't even paying attention so at first it just bite because it got startled
then the spic doesn't pull back really

the dog is too aggressive of course but it clearly is the spics fault for getting bitten in the first place

my german shepad is generally obedient but wouldnt let me touch his food with a ten foot pole. am i being too lenient?

>>83545364
its instinctual for them to protect their food

>>83545364
Yes, if your pet doesn't let you near their food they think you are their bitch.

>>83545364
that means you fucked up to train him. either that or your dog is shit tier in terms of genetic. did you buy it with pedigree from a trusted breeder?

>>83545364
Yes you fucking idiot. If a dog you own is showing you any signs of aggression for any reason at all you have fucking failed.

Why can't dog retards get that.

>>83543894

Wonder if punching it in the throat while it was eating earlier was a good idea or not.

>>83544598

I'm impressed the toxoplasmosis hasn't destroyed you ability to comprehend language yet.

>>83545140

So does Holly just live with him now or what?

That's actually a good endorsement of his skill if the one dog we all keep posting was eventually tamed by him. Does any other dog respond poorly to whispering?

>>83545202

>victim blaming

>>83545545
He kidnapped her and has since been brutally punching her throat, kicking her and stealing her food. Cesar is not a forgiving man.

>>83545140
So does he just steal the dogs from their owners after they get wispered?

>>83543861
>>83544479
That bitch got
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>>83544756
how

>>83545202
>tiger

>>83546074
Tiger, cougar, panther, whatever.
Whatever it is, Cesar would Stone Cold Stunner all of them.

A dog of my friends bit its leash, ran off when I took it out for a walk, it wouldn't settle and got excited around a child and began to scare her. I grabbed it and yanked it very hard by the collar and hit it on its head while keeping it between my legs and told it off in a very low voice. It sat on its hind legs with its tail tucked and ears pinned and behaved the entire way home though it was clearly nervous around me. It even chose to sat next to me with it facing away over my friend when we got back. I didn't like doing it but with badly disciplined dogs it is essential to let it know who is boss as my friend was a lousy owner. Still, it's a great loving dog and fun to be around.

>>83544756
What happened there? I'm kind of scared watching any gym webm after that one there women's legs were broken.

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>>83544770
good kot

>>83546233
Falls over like a retard.

>>83546233
she falls off it and lands on the ground like the fat slob she is.

>>83545053
rules of nature

>>83546417
>>83546419
Thank you.

>>83543861
from what people were saying they made it sound like Cesar viciously beat this dog but based on that video it looks like the dog needed some discipline.
Ive hit my dog a few times in the face when she gets uppity but i never launch a sustained attack on her or anything so i dont see the problem.

>>83544770
how didnt these goofs go extinct already

>>83545224
I think it's an evolutionary trade-off between having really easy diets and therefore having really low-energy requirements. They eat garbage-tier leafs and stuff so they don't have much high-quality, dense calorie requirements - therefore they're slow.

slothful bastards

>>83546471
Can't kill off one of the seven evils.

>>83546199
you did the right thing, that's exactly what you're supposed to do.

Dogs are animals, not people - they don't have reason, just instinct. That dog's instincts were dangerous, yours were in the right place.

>>83546502
>therefore they're slow.
then how did they evolve being so slow?

wouldn't they have been killed off?

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>>83546556
They spend their days sleeping in trees. They're mostly safe from predators.

>>83546556
Evolution isn't like XP points or whatever, right?

Basically the most evolutionarily successful sloths turned out to be the ones who consumed leafs and stuff and chilled all day.

Most herbivores have to eat tons of grass or leaves or whatever because they're consuming calorie-light food and need a certain amount to grow, to thrive, to escape predators.

Sloths live in trees and don't have to move around too much as they don't have many natural predators. So they don't need to eat as much, so they don't need to burn as much, so they don't need to use as much.

So the most evolutionarily successful ones were the ones who got by doing the least amount of work possible to survive and procreate. Kinda like dumb people.

If he couldn't train that lab would it just have been destroyed? I would adopt it too in that case, Labs are best dogs.

Not really. Dog breeds like labradors get like that around food. The owners were at fault for not training it at a younger age. Though I wouldn't call it training as there's basically no effort involved in petting a puppy while they eat.

>>83544770
This is how Muslims see the western world, as a sloth that needs to be eaten by a hungry panther.

>>83546671
Plenty of dogs in the world, you shouldn't keep a fucked up one. They're not human beings, they don't possess the capacity for reason. If you have fucked up, aggressive Lab, just put 'er down and get another one from the many many shelters out there.

>>83546654
So sloths are the neets of the animal kingdom?

>>83544385
I'd bite his face off.

>>83544770
>if i close my eyes maybe it will go away

>>83545364
Haha don't listen to people, dogs gonna dog, I had a tennerfield terrier crossed with a chihuahua, she was just super hyped all the time and would fuck a nigga up over meal time, but she never bit anyone or was disobedient. Haha I remember one time we put a chicken at the back door to thaw and she sat on the otherside the whole time thinking it was hers and growling at us when we went near it. Her brother is still in the family at almost 19 years old and never growled over shit. Still healthy as shit.

>>83546753
Good luck with that, faggot. Labs have a strong bite, but can't make a move without broadcasting it to the world. He'd be on top of you before you finished your thought.

>>83543861
Yes, all current breeds of dog and /tv/ posters are as retarded as the humans that bred them and equally to blame for the world's stupidity that we face now.

It's time to put you all down.

>>83546794
I can't wait until we toss you people over the Wall.

>>83546825
Jokes on you. Dogs don't think.

>>83544019

This. Except I wouldn't stop at unconcious.

>>83546794

>allows his dog to display aggresion towards its owners
>dogs gonna dog
>haha

People like you make me think that getting a dog should be as difficult as adopting a child.

>>83545364
take your dog to a professional trainer if you can't train him to stop that by yourself

>>83543861
I have a chocolate lab and I could literally stick my hand in his food and he wouldn't growl at me

why is this pupper so angry?

>>83546857
Don't live in you faggot country cuck, thanks for shitting up the world with identity politics
>>83547110
People like you should go back in time and swallow your dad's load ending yourself while simultaneously braining your whore mother with the bedside lamp of whatever cum encrusted hotel you were conceived in before they begrudgingly decided to tie the knot and raise a couple of fags

>>83545053
ROOSTED

>>83547338
Guess he hit a nerve, eh?

>>83545364
It is your food not his, you're just allowing him to have some.

I can place my hand in my dog's food bowl while he is eating.
A good way to get him to stop being food agressive is to add food to his bowl while he is eating.

>>83545053
the cock always beats the pussy

>>83547614
Yeah, the nerve endings of his dick on it's way into your mouth

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>>83548472
Holy shit you fucking pansy he really got you huh? It's the internet, man. Don't take it so seriously.

>>83548472
>being this angry

>>83545357
And any dog, literally any dog, will one day be in the presence of children or morons or cats or traffic and will have to tolerate unwelcome stimuli without lashing out violently. I love dogs, but a dog's life is not worth the potential for injury to a person. You have to stop them behaving like this by any means necessary, because you can't say "it was your fault, you shouldn't have startled the dog" to a child who's been maimed.
Of course, you will have a flippant response to this because you don't live in the real world.

>>83548558
You're banter sucks, time to go back

>>83545364
Your dog doesn't view you as the alpha male, he views himself as that.

Another one people have trouble with is a dog being too protective of its owner. That doesn't mean your dog loves you, it's literally protecting its source of food from others.

>>83544756
Gotta do them facial crunches

>>83547338
You have failed to show your dog how to exist in the world. haha lol. You have admitted to being stupid and lazy to the point of risking injury to your family. Dogs gonna dog haha :)

>>83546365
That bird has pun on such a determined face, but the cat's looking chill as fuck knowing that the bird can't get away

>>83543894
SING IT THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE

>>83543894
I've heard that jamming your finger up the dog's anus would work. I dunno.

>>83543861
What is Cesar's Stand?

>>83548698
Do not take dog training tips from poor gay porn movies.

>>83548629
Wow man this is just great. Thankyou new/tv/. I'll be sure to salt and burn my dog's ashes so she doesn't come back as ghost mutt and injure a human for the first time. haha enjoy your trained doggo dyina couple of years when mines in the guiness book of records for being old as fuck

>>83548577
this

If a dog is aggressive, you put it down and be done with it. That's why most dogs never attack humans, those who did were quickly culled and never got to reproduce.

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>>83548897
You're obviously not gonna stop a gay guy by putting a finger up his ass

>>83548577
I was only talking about this particular circumstance and the fact that he got bitten eventhough as an "expert" he should seen it coming

I agree with everything you said

>>83543894
Smack it on the top of it's head, which is far, far worse for a dog than kicking it in the ribs.

>>83546556
they move so slow to camouflage from predators with bad eye sight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGMmQBiU1Ls

>>83545268
Lots of herbivores will eat meat if they need it or get the opportunity. Horses will eat mice if they get the chance, and deer will empty out nests filled with chicks if they lack certain nutrients.

Is being a dogfag a mental illness?

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>>83550907
it probably is

>living in filth with the animal
>everything a dogfags owns is dirty
>dogfags houses are always full of dog hair and dirt and dogshit particles and dogpiss
>they touch the dog and then don't wash their hands and eat like that
>dogfags let their dog lick them in the face n shit

fucking disgusting.
only reason to have a dog is when you live on a farm or something.

cats are also not much better. the difference is they can bring their filth to places where a dog can't go.

>>83544770
Holy shit, I wasn't ready for that

>>83550966
>>living in filth with the animal
>>everything a dogfags owns is dirty
>>dogfags houses are always full of dog hair and dirt and dogshit particles and dogpiss
>>they touch the dog and then don't wash their hands and eat like that
>>dogfags let their dog lick them in the face n shit
If your parents can live with that, so can I.

>>83543861
No, the fucking spic is

>>83543894
That's not the bit I object to. I object to punching a dog, completely unprovoked, WHILE IT'S EATING ITS FOOD

>>83545364
>getting cucked by your dog

I it needs some whispering

>>83548711
[Rain Dogs]

>>83545752
he takes the ones that the families are forced to give up because no matter how good they are to Cesar, once that retarded family takes it back, the dog goes back to being psycho
and dog owners are truly retarded unless they get lucky with a really calm and playful dog

>>83549105
He might like it so much it gives him pause.

>>83550445
Requesting that webm of a horse eating a hamster or whatever it was.

>>83547150
>random mexican comes to your house and throat punches you
>why you mad tho xd

>>83545053
WE

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>>83544571
Slut. I'll give your sissy ass something to submit to.

>>83544385
As a brainless dog who was trained by a group of non-retards I'd submit to the bigger human immediately

>>83554139
I'm gonna say there's a reason he showed up to that dog's place specifically in the first place. I don't think Cesar just shows up randomly in dog owner's back yards.

>>83554139
It's not his house though, the house belongs to the dog's owner.
This is why delusional dogfuckers should not own dogs.
>get cucked by your own dog

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Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind!