Whats the best way to piss in a theater? I'm sick of missing

>>83542269
Installing a catheter

>>83542269
get a catheter you faggot

go to baywatch, they allow you to piss in the aisle

get one of those piss bags you attach to your leg

>>83542269
get your theatre hired gf to drink it

they have to do it if you ask them to

Don't drink anything before you see the movie. I have a strict "no eating or drinking" policy before going to a movie theater UNLESS I do it right before I go. It'll take longer than 2 hours for me to have to use the bathroom.

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>that kid who went to go take a shit and came back with shit on his forehead without realizing it
it was me

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>When they're out of theater catheters

>>83542269
Piss in your seat. Lets the theater owner know you're enjoying a RAUNCHY lil summer comedy!

>>83542269
Use this and insert the bottom of it into your empty popcorn bucket/drink cup. Then leave it for the wagies to clean up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJDszJp7gKQ&user=TheWhizdomTV

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>>83542269
>he has to pee every 20 minutes

w-why is there a fork?

>>83542497
>tfw think I have the beetus but too scared to go to doctors and actually find out for sure
I-I'm sure it'll be fine

How about you just drink something that doesn't have caffeine in it?

>>83542545
just fuck the remainder of your life up family

>>83542545
Schrodinger's beetus

>>83542545
Diabetes isn't one of those "oops" diseases. If you had it and you weren't treating it, you'd know. You'd be in immense pain and discomfort and your extremities would start rotting off

>>83542556
It's not just the caffeine though, the popcorn and candy gives me diarrhea nearly everytime

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is it the beeties if i can piss on command? i go to the bathroom at work maybe once an hour just to fuck around, but if i whip it out, i can piss, even though i didnt feel like i need to

>>83542269
Pause the movie, dumbass.

>>83542474
Doesn't work when you're flaccid penis is only an inch like mine.
It'll fall off.

>>83542269
I wear a skirt and nopan, then I just aim downwards and let it run down the theater floor.

Never gotten in trouble for it yet.

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>>83542269

>tfw movie's almost over but your bladder feels like it's going to burst

>>83542637
I actually had a dream once where I was able to pause, fast forward, and rewind the movie while watching in a theatre and I accidentally fast forwarded too far and couldn't get back to where the movie left off.

>not going to the bathroom before going into the auditorium

>>83542315
STOP BEING A CRITIC. FANS LOVE MY MOVIE.

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>>83542269
That's some tasty looking peach tea you have there.