anyone else watch this film recently? The plot twist at

>>83541197
Well that's what happens when you limit the possible outcomes to 2.

>>83541437
plus in the movie she says she can't pilot

>>83541197
It had a pacing issue, but it was still pretty good I thought. The parts where the alien is doing stuff are pretty thrilling, but the moments where it goes back to the humans being retarded it just drags.

>>83541197
yeah it was fucking stupid

>>83541197
Just because it was obvious doesn't mean it was bad. I was pretty happy that they actually went for it and the music during that last shot was perfect.

The most memorable scene for me was when it was trying to crawl into Ryan Reynolds mouth. He did a great bit of acting there.

>>83541197
Watched it today after that big thread earlier. It was absolutely average as fuck. Some good tone setting, couple creepy moments, but there were pretty much zero good kills, and everything was just totally by the numbers.

>>83542001
Sums up my thoughts. Decent, but nothing memorable.

Goin' /pol/ for a second here, but it's amazing how they sneak shit in there. The black dude is "British", which is no longer an ethnicity but a vague globalist concept, and Gylenhall's character did medical work in Syria and was torn up from "all the bombings." Little on the nose there, Hollywood.

What doesn't make sense is why her escape pod malfunctioned, and somehow that error caused it to fling out into space rather than crash down to Earth. Both pods should have returned.

>>83542612
Her pod was damaged, but that still doesn't explain how Jake's was able to autocorrect at the last second with his overriding being briefly interrupted while hers just said fuck it and started shooting off instead of the autopilot correcting it. They both went through the same debris field. It was just a "haha fuck you audience!" moment.

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It was a great origin story to Venom but Sony pictures is too stupid to realize it.

Why were the people in the Soyuz that attached in the end? I've thought it would automately push the ISS into deep space, or just had a nuke on board.

>>83542725
>Why were the people in the Soyuz that attached in the end?

1) It was a drone
2) A nuke detonating that close to the atmosphere blowing up a huge chunk of metal which would just hit the earth on re-entry is reckless.

>>83542754

THere were people in there. Calvin was eating them. You hear them scream when the jap is floating away

Once you realize these aren't astronauts in space and are Hollywood actors in space this movie is almost tolerable

>>83542754
Also a decent nuke would be able to completely vaporize the ISS.

>>83542961
>nuke in space
>vaporizing anything

>>83543133
>what is the sun

I don't wanna watch this movie what's the plot twist

>>83543537
fusion=/=fision

>>83543608
Jake and Interchangeable-Female need to GTFO the ISS but there's 2 pods and an ayy. Jake decides to sacrifice himself and take the ayy to deep space while the woman goes down to earth. Surprise: Jake's pod with the ayy is the one that makes it to earth instead

Watched this last night.

The film was complete and utter garbage. The plot is driven by a bunch of Astronauts - humanity's best and brightest - making dumb decision after dumb decision. It relied upon NASA approving research of Alien life onboard a station without even the most basic of containment systems.

At one point the alien kills the man trapped in the room with it. The alien then escapes through open air vents. How the lab wasn't sealed the moment the alien showed even remote signs of being intelligent is beyond me.

How the soyuz drone didn't contain a nuke is beyond me.

How the ISS computer failed at the exact time the Alien was making its escape is beyond me.

There's not a single redeemable feature in this film and you will feel dumber having watched it.

> Soyuz drone docks in order to push the ISS into outer space as part of the ISS's last line of defense against an alien threat

> Doesn't contain a nuke

> Contains living astronauts who for some reason aren't armed to the teeth and expecting the worst

Humanity deserved to die

I didnt like how super strong and smart it was when it was tiny. If by the time it got biger its powers scaled then it would easily break people in half instead of just crawling around there arms or body and it would be smart as fuck too.

>>83541197
shit was bland as fuck

>>83544430
This man brings up good points.
also
>i disable automatic landing on your pod
>pod lands automaticaly

I am fine with alien killing everything and everyone, but god damnit, couldn't they just make a good alien horror movie for once.
It feels like the whole fucking genre peaked at the first Alien movie and has beein in a steady decline since.
>>83544542
This so much.
>can't shke it of when it's small and it mangles guy's hand.
>can't hold onto that chick when atmosphere s being vented, if though humans who should be weaker can hold on easily

>>83544773
Then at the end it was just going for the oxygen lamps and ignoring jake like an animal. It would be smarter then any human at that size. Also when it was clinging to the lady in the space suit outside it should of been able to break every bone in her body. Though i think it was keeping her alive to get let inside. If she really wanted to kill it she would of just grabed it and jumped into space.

>calvin a cute :3

>>83544917
And the way it fed just a little on reynolds and then spent the rest of the time looking for more to eat, when it already had a whole fucking adult male body. Just get huge and destroy shit.

>>83544430
also, how the ISS has no fuel after a couple of thrusts a second long

Apart from everything already mentioned ITT, I never had "fear" that Calvin would get down to earth. It's prime advantage is that it's fast in zero g, pretty strong and resilient against fire. I kept imagining it crawling around on the floor on earth like an octopus out of water and I can't imagine a couple of shotgun shots not doing the trick of killing it.

>>83541197
>alien containment room
>the alien can escape through the air vents
>they can only shut down the air vents one at a time (???)
>there isn't a big emergency red button that immediately locks everything into ULTRA SECURE MODE
It was honestly the dumbest thing I had ever seen. They were researching evolving life and barely took any precautions to secure the room.

>>83545901
Its highly adaptable. It would just because become terrifyingly strong in Earth's environment. The first thing it would do is swim around the sea hunting all life to extinction while multiplying rapidly. Then there would be millions of these things floating around until they get hungry.

>>83545990
I agree, and even further:
>The air vents should lead to nothing but nitrogen storage containers, either liquid or pressurized. How does it find any way into the ships general atmosphere from there?
>Crawling into the thrusters somehow leads to the ship's atmosphere too, not just fuel storage.
How is all this stuff connected to each other without depressurizing the ship?

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I half expected the alien to give everyone the finger while in the glove with how dumb this movie was

I watched about 35 minutes, it's so bad you have to wonder how they got the budget for this stupid movie. The first scene is soooo dumb. A guy catches a space probe travelling at high speed. we don't even understand why they needed some astronaut outside the shuttle since it's the arm that blocked the probe. We don't even understand what the guy is doing because the camera is following the idiotic crew moving around inside

>>83542258
Imagine living your life like this anon

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>>83546382
that was such a poorly shot and explained scene.

it was so good i had to watch cloverfield again

>>83546542
It's a completely crazy move. That probe would have smashed their shuttle into pieces.

Welp, that was average as fuck.

Alien Convenient was better.

just got done watching it i liked it there was the obvious dumb problems like in most sci fi movies but for what it was i think a sequel on earth wouldn't be that bad considering it could basically turn into a kaiju movie

>The second firewall is by design breached automatically if a fire is detected in the room.
How? Containment rooms such as this are designed to withstand fire for hours, especially on a space station. There's no emergency system taking away manual control to open the floodgates in case of fire. It's called a "firewall".

>>83541197
I mean I didn't think his parents were lying to him, but it's good he got out of that bubble

>>83546288
this, i was wondering this too, this thing must have made a wholesomwhere in the thruster parts to get back inside the station.

How come both this and Covenant felt like having retarded and predictable BAD END TWEEEST with spoopy music to boot? At least in Alien it's a lead in to further movies, here it's just a gutpunch for shock's value. They couldn't even stage it right.

>>83547683
>whole

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>>83546416
Imagine consuming this horseshit all your life uncritically
>Just turn your brain off bro, it's just a fun movie!

>>83548135
kill yourself nigger

I didn't get the ending - how the fuck were the pods switched? I must admit I wasn't watching at that point, the movie lost me when the thrusters didn't kill it and it was clear the thing is indestructible.

So it's confirmed that this is a prequel to Venom right?

The final shot has him engulfed by the alien. It's probably become a symbiot i.e. venom from Spiderman.

>>83541197

I enjoyed it, simply because it had decent actors and the monster design was great.

Obviously I can understand when people say: SO DUMB LOLZ, but thats part of popular entertainment. You always have braindead people insecure about their own intelligence claiming to know what smart people would do in situations of life/death without precedent.

I enjoyed it, but the ending was obviously predictable.

>>83548601
There was a collision while the bimbo was undocking that veered her and Jake off course

Honestly it's a solid flick, it doesn't deserve the shit it gets. I'd give it a 6.5/10

what's with the goofy sound effect when Calvin hit the door, that came out of nowhere lmao

so what was the twist? crew finds alien, alien fucks them up, then what?

>>83548135
It's not even... I just... who fucking cares? The scientist is black so a) that somehow makes him not British and b) that ACTUALLY ruins the movie for you? And someone mentioning a war from real life is propaganda? Go outside more, christ

>>83541197
>twist
What twist?

The CGI was uggo tho

>>83548135
You don't need to turn your brain off to avoid being triggered by the silliest shit, grow up son. I hope you grow out of your /pol/ fedora phase soon

>>83549605
>>83549689
It's not about "being triggered". It's about being able to think about and understand what is being presented.

>>83541197

not my type of flick. didn't enjoy. ending was pretty obvious. hate endings like the ending of this one. nothing good to say about this one desu senpai except jake g is the man.

>>83549689
>I hope you grow out of your /pol/ fedora phase soon

I'd put money that it's a spotty faced 19 yr old saying this.

>>83542708
Nice meme

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>>83549799
Dude grow up, it's just a black guy, seriously, just a black guy, that's it
>but but the jews are conspiring and.. THINK CRITICALLY
Dude, it's just a black guy.
>>83549845
pic related you

>>83542258
You seriously need to leave /pol/ for a while, you're inches away from shooting up a mosque

>>83549935
Most of those guys didn't even do Nazi shit in the stream. Jesus just fucked around

>>83542258
desu senpai i am always looking at movies in this way also, and was expecting the british dude to end up being the savior of the crew after everyone wanted to give up on him. thankfully that didn't happen.

>>83549935
Dude, you're like literally a retard dude, like dude

I liked the scene where the tiny tentacles uses a stick to poke a hole in a glove. Sadly, the ayyylium never does anything interesting or smart for the rest of the movie and just turns into indesctructible supersanic squid

>>83544430
This.
I've had the exact same thoughts when Prometheus Déjà-vu kicked in for me.

This entire mission was build around alien life and its research and the most important room on the entire station where all the alien interactivity will take place - the lab, did not have an isolated, failsafe containment system that sealed and isolated it off in case of emergency with a big fat red button?
What the fuck was that about having to close every single air vent manually?
After that the flick became irredeemable for me.
Fuck, screenwriters are shit these days.

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>>83541197
You fucking twat

saying there is a tweeest ruins the surprise

fuck you

Would it even have been helpful to get rid of the squid when the station itself was on decaying orbit and it was full of samples?

>>83541437
Literally this

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>>83546542
>>83546382
>>83546717
How do you catch a probe whose speed is a couple hundred hours per mile?
Hollywood magic!
They made it actioniy and overdramatic at the cost of realism and integrity.

lmao you cuntfaced turbospergies. its a fucking movie about people in space made by people who dont know enough about that to make it realistic. What are they gonna do, spend SEVERAL YEARS researching actual astronautics to make a realistic monster movie made to entertain people?

jesus christ, you complete dukes of spergville. every fucking time. every time theres a space movie you nitpick and analyze any tedious little detail the makers got wrong.

ITS JUST A MOVIE ABOUT AN ALIEN WHO KILLS PEOPLE IN SPACE. WHO CARES. IT WAS FUN. RYAN REYNOLDS GOT EATEN FROM INSIDE. VERY NICE.

i hope you never experience the pleasure of smelling another woman you virgin cuntsuckers.

Suddenly the people are less stupid than the guys from Covenant. When too bitches there slipped on the same blood stain in two minutes I had a good chuckle.

>>83550615
haven't taken your meds ration for today yet?

>75 posts
>no mention of movies name

I refuse to believe this exists and that im getting memed until somebody tells me its name.

>>83550615
Alien had an excuse for having retards in space because they were basically space truckers
Aliens had an excuse for having retards in space because they were basically space marines
Covenant and this turd supposedly feature a full crew of highly trained specialists who can't wear a fucking helmet or decide to pet the alien life for fun

>>83550674
It's mentioned at least 9 times

>>83550577
>couple hundred hours per mile
how do you move so much time in so little distance?

>>83550739
So whats it called, you double nigger?

>>83550815
Alien Covenant

>>83550674
Life

If the firewall 3 is pushing the station into space, why didn't they nope the fuck otta here in escape pods the moment it got out of containment?

>>83550815
Roody Poos from Outer Space

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The true Lovecraft kino of the year

>>83550762
with a time machine of course.
TWIST: the probe was a time machine

>>83550986
this was trash and I fucking love Lovecraft.

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Movie was fkkn epic

You are a retard if you disagree

Half the complaints ITT aren't even valid

E.g. >>83542612
>>83542673 if you watched carefully or rewound it you'd see how the woman's pod hit the ISS causing her navigation system to malfunction, and Jake Gyllenhaal's pod hit Earth because Calvin took his hand off the steering wheel and Earth was the default landing site/place

Probably the best space thriller ever. Even better than Alien, people will realize when the nostalgia wears off

>>83551004
no

>>83541197
Yeah, but not sure if that's because I had read that there was a "tweest" ending

>>83541197
It sucks that this movie was a better Alien movie than Alien Covenant.

>>83546382
The astronaut was the guy controlling the arm and that was the only way to get a good view from that angle, no?

>>83551519
Yes the pod is defaulted to return to Earth, but Jake overrided that option and is in control of the pod and when he was hit by the debris, the pod could be orientated at any direction but it magically falls down to Earth.

>>83551519
Honestly pretty good, yup.

Alien will still reign supreme, but I loved about this that it reminded how advanced we are (come on, fucking space station already), and that encounters with alien life are maybe closer than we think. Made it more tense for me at least.

>>83541197
Why did Miranda's ship not fly to earth in the end?

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>grab a bunch of these oxygen sticks
>light them up and throw that shit in space
>dumb squid jumps after them
They should send me to do these space missions

>>83551519
>Even better than Alien

This is definitely bait.

people are being too hard on this movie. they were observing a clump of cells. why would they need to be armed with guns? why would anyone think to nuke them?

>>83552515
Clamp of cells that evolved into reacting entity within 2 minutes from a bit of glucose. Honestly what the fuck were they expecting to happen by the end of their experiment? Loyal space dog?

>>83544430
>le dumb character meme

Stopped reading.You are like niggers that yell at movie screens. Fucking stupid.

This movie was so bad it made it actually made Alien: Covenant good in comparison.
I have many autistic things to nitpick, but what really bothered me was how inconsistent Calvins strength was. Really early on it can break the niggers hand with ease, but later on it had many chances to crush the other astronauts limbs/skull and it doesnt reall do anything. Like when the woman went out of the ISS to fix the communications, Calvin couldve easily crush her visor and instantly kill her, or straight up break her leg when it latches onto her, but it decides to fuck with her cooling equipment. What was that for, just to give us the """""""""terrifying"""""""""" death by drowning in her own suit? Or when the jap astronaut locks himself in the sleeping pod, Calvin couldve easily cracked that thing open, but it gives up for no reason at all.

The concept was good, sci-fi horror in todays setting, other than somewhere in the future, but they really fucked up the execution.

>>83552792
>Calvin couldve easily crush her visor and instantly kill her, or straight up break her leg when it latches onto her, but it decides to fuck with her cooling equipment.
Wasn't he trying to force her back into the ISS, and it would've been detrimental to him to kill her? maybe idiot

Also I find it funny how they managed to shoehorn a crippled nigger as a top biologist and he was the one who fucked up everything.

What did they mean by this?

>>83552792
>I'm too autistic

Stopped reading there

Hurr I think a Movie Sins video is calling you. Or maybe you want to watch the black science man dismantle this one.

>>83552893
>>83542258

nah blacks have identified as brits for a long time. there were no real pol issues in this film. and it was the iss so the diversity makes sense.

>>83552893
>joos put nigirs in moobie agan :D!@:#!#!$!

>>83550577
maybe 200 miles faster than the craft. They need to match orbital velocity of the probe IRL in order to catch it. Objects are actually moving closer to 10,000 miles an hour. The reason things don't seem like they're moving is because they're all moving at the same speed. If you look down at the Earth from the ISS you can see it moving very quickly beneath the station. This scene is stupid for the above reasons.

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>>83541197
>this film

Yeah dude, I marathoned MV5BMjE1ODUyMjg0NV5BMl5Ba.jpg last night....

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>>83554721
>You will never live in the timeline where there are so many space thrillers they can't be immediately identified by a single pic of an actor in costume

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>>83554721

only thing worse than a cunt, is a smug lazy stupid cunt, you smug lazy stupid cunt, go get mommy to wipe the shit from your crack.

>>83549476
Alien gets to earth, I guess.

And, Alien is actually Venom from Spiderman.

>>83556703

That rumor was debunked

>>83549935
The right is more diverse than the left, imagine that

>>83549983
>mosque
yeah, no, schlomo

>>83541809
>Ryan Reynolds known for his witty lines and smart mouth
>Directors jam an alien into it

Wolverine Origins all over again.

>>83541197
Its pretty great for Marvel-Disney's first R rating

Solid 6/10 movie if you're a fan of both horror and sci-fi. I feel a few tweaks to the dialogue and a better ending could have bumped it up to an easy 7. The part where it crushes the niggas hand and drowns the chick in her suit were very good as I'm anxious about those sort of scenarios.

Endings I would have preferred;

>Calvin becomes peaceful after being fed the oxygen sticks - remember it only attacked in self-defense at first - and engages David in conversation using Morse code flashes as the two of them drift into deep space
>David reveals he'd sabotaged Miranda's pod so it won't launch and explains to her via radio that he's given up on Humanity and intends to ferry Calvin down to Earth

>>83559397

no one will ever believe you

>>83546328
this part was pretty cool tho

>>83546328
>ay lmao has the dudes hand for like, two minutes
>Dude never thinks to simply turn the gas valves RIGHT ABOVE HIM and knock the little bitch out

Of course the traitorous nog also lets the fucking thing crawl into his pants and brings it into their last bastion so he was obviously on it's side from day one.

>>83541476
This
>Trained to do one of the hardest jobs on earth (or beyond)
>Taught that even a single, small mistake can lead to death, if you don't double check everything and never let your emotions take control
>Fuck protocol, I'm putting us all in risk because GODDAMNIT THATS OUR MAN IN THERE (eventhough that's probably the one thing we're taught not to do)
>"Oh yeah we should probably close down the sprinklers, we've been standing here for more than a minute while it tries to find a way out"
>"All I have to do is hold down this button as long as it takes to steer myself into outer space. I'm sure the alien won't kill me on the meanwhile or anything"
And it's not like these are some scared, socially awkward nerds, you have to be resourceful and analytical to get out there, but they go full teenager chased by a killer mode stupid. And it's not like the alien just appeared and started killing shit, they watched it develop and even knew the risks since they had protocol on stopping in from getting to earth

>>83542754
Yeah I'm sure bits of metal wouldn't vaporize upon entry. Especially since the blast would repel them at earth in high speed

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>>83541197
The only obvious thing is that he should have never left the bubble.

>>83541197
Worst film I've seen this year

>>83561379

This was a lot better than I expected it to be.