HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's wrong?

>>83539892
>caring about kids movies

lol

Isn't that lightsaber a little too bright and she is looking directly to it, poor eyes.

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>>83539892
>mfw the lightsaber symbolizes the BBC

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>>83539892

I hope she rubbed that lightsaber with hand sanitizer. Imagine all those germs from Anakin and Luke! Sick!

>>83539892
Why is Korra holding a lightsaber?

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>you will NEVER live in an old AAT with Rey and share quarter portions with her

>>83539892
>duh, what's this? a lightsaber??

>>83540051

>share quarter portions with her
Nah, I would eat the whole quarter portion then she would my sperm....if you know what i mean..

>>83539961
big blue cock

>>83540127
there is no sex stuff in star wars land!

>>83539892

No matter what you say, no matter how shit this movie is, it will have 95%+ score on RT. Just because of the female protagonist.

>>83539892
haha topkek my lad

>>83539892
>op posts his deviantart oc on /tv/

>>83540051
I actually liked the bits with Rey surviving on the planet, they really nailed her plight. Then, the rest of the movie is action on rails

>>83539892
For a fan made poster it doesn't look too bad. What's the problem?

>>83540490
they were the best parts. the movie lost me around when the sweet potato lady showed up

>>83539892
her hair looks like she visited an African village and got fucked by several large black males who used their big dongs to fashion the worst looking hairstyle in the galaxy

>>83539892
BLUED

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>>83539923
Get it? It's ironic because Daisy Ridley can't have kids.

>>83539915
her hands look really weird. Something about how they edited the picture so she's holding it makes it look off. Especially the bottom hand which looks like she's only grasping it with her finger tips in a really strange way

>>83540659
it's not that funny

>>83539892
Op confirmed autist

>>83539961
Wouldn't that make it a darksaber?

>>83539997
You mean boy-cooties?

>>83540708
Sure. I'm not op. I was just commenting that her hands look all wrong.

>>83539892
What's so funny OP? Why don't you tell us so we can all laugh too?

>>83539961
It symbolized patriarchy.

>>83539892
that's a big sabre

Why do women ruin everything?

>>83540146

Then how was luke and leia born?
Then how was anakin born?

>>83539892

autism

>>83540593

>projection

>>83540917
women can be nerds too, get over it

>>83540958
love

>>83540659
She's clearly not holding it, she's holding a short cardboard cylinder and they edited it very poorly

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>>83539892
>that poster

Its been done. and betfer at that

I really woshed they hired Tsuyoshi Nagano to do more official Star Wars artwork outside of Japan. His artwork literally blows the fuck out all of the shitty artists lucasfilm hires, especially nowadays.

>>83540917
because weak men allow them to

M A R Y

>>83540905
>>83540905
>>83540905
>>83540905

>>83540984
it's not real

>>83541004
this is brilliant

>>83540917

Inshallah, habbibi.

I'm still reeling over the fact a movie with horrendous acting, an unoriginal and rehashed plot that basically brought nothing new to the table, a cartoonish villian and protagonists and very poor connections between characters made 2 billion dollars and got tons of rave reviews. NOBODY I KNOW THOUGHT IT WAS FUCKING BAD EVEN THOUGH IT IS. They just fucking like any movie with star wars slapped on it. I'm really sick of movies making money purely based off past success.

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>>83539892
>swn look at your dick like that

>>83539892
>last jedi
>last
Spoiler: Luke dies.

>>83541007
Fooled me, considering the shitty digital art main poster Disney used for the force awakens.

Why didnt Disney get Drew Struzman to do main poster anyways? Why waste his talent on a shitty standee instead?

>>83539892
Jon Snow

>>83539892
>light saber is way to long
>head way to close to the bit that kills you
>lazy grip and form
yuck

>>83540958

Anakin was conceived by the force.

>>83540984
>leia with a light saber
>giant wolf thing
>vader is a robutt
I'd be confused but then I remember shrooms used to be legal over there

>>83542155
I forget who the wolf thing is but the robot is party of a small army Lando created to fight the invading Vong army. The Vong despise all forms of technology so Lando specifically fashioned the robots after the aliens to mock them

Time to start blacklisting every film that doesnt have a white male lead and a white male main sidekick.

Fuck all this pandering bullshit. Fucking losers. Why do people think people liked all those crazy 80's and 90's classics? Because that was America, faggots.

Who the fuck landed a spaceship on the moon you fucking cunts?

Dont get me wrong. You wanna make an awesome movie with minorities and women? Do it. I love Bad Boys. Blade. Alien.

But obvious diversity is FUCKING OBVIOUS. Fuck you, Hollywood. I hope the hollywood hills burns up.

>one single sneeze and it's over

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>>83539892
How she so cute?

>>83542688
good pasta

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>>83540051
I bet she smelled naughty

what with being a sweety desert qt

>>83542744
>dfc
>pale as snow
>Britbong physical deformities (fucked up mouth, big forehead, ect.)
Because she's attainable and I want her inside of me so fucking badly.

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>>83539892
FUCK DAISY RIDLEY

BRING BACK FELICITY JONES!

>>83542766
Does she really eat like that or did they tell her to for the scene/character

>>83543009
>what is directing
No shit the open mouth eating is for the scene.

>>83543009
she's a poor scavenger living on a planet with no manners

its def an ACT

>>83542976
too old

>>83542766
god this was so gay

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>>83543041
No she's not.

>>83543080
bune

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>>83543080
>(You)

>>83542655
Is it one of those dog things the smuggler had from the Thrawn books? I've only started looking at the EU recently.

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>>83543072
no u r

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>>83543129
>"""""""acting"""""""""

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>posting

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>multiplies your reply count by 4

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>Normies are just going to keep eating up Star Wars slop, no matter how boring and banal it is
Just kill me

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>>83543153
same team brah

>>83539915
There's a disturbance in the hype

>>83540623
wait for real?

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>>83543222
Unronically yes, as it's highly unlikely that she ever will due to her endometriosis and polycystic ovary syndrome.

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>>83540022
I thought the same.

>>83543256
Why are you posting neopets?

>>83543434
Do you feel in charge?

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>Riding Nostalgiafag dick raw
>Still using these shitty Photoshop Posters
I mean, you make a gorillian dollars off this garbage, and you can't commission a painted, Struzanesque poster

I mean, is artistic integrity dead?

>>83539936
realizing we've never had a lightsaber duel in pitch black with the only light source being two sabers

FUND IT. THROW A COUPLE MIRRORS IN THAT SCENE AND YOU HAVE JEDI KINO, FINALLY!

>>83543636
Calm down.

>>83539997
>germs
The Force IS fucking germs.

>>83540958
Luke and Leia by sex

Anakin by immaculate conception. No joke. Unless his mom was lying.

>>83543256
gotta admit, that reaction image got me. Kek.

>>83543357
see >>83543721

>>83543751
I still don't get it or why.

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>>83543080
Yes she is

>>83540708
When are these threads ever funny?

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>>83543917
Felicity is PERFECT

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>felicity jones will never be your footslave
why live lads?

>>83543256

Well since Rey is such a Mary Sue maybe Daisy can use the midichlorians to create...life

>>83543681
immaculate conception ≠ virgin birth
get it right you heathen

>>83544078
>>83544078
I'd rather be her footslave to be honest, family.

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>>83543947
Woah

>>83539892
I swear I've seen that exact same expression in porn movies when whitey is confronted with a BBC.

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>>83544135
>immaculate conception
like Shaw using a surgery machine for men to abort the squid monster in Prometheus.

>>83540990
S U E

>>83539892
Isn't that saber too long?

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>>83544225
>>83540990

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>>83544188
Whoa, buddy, we don't post that picture around here.

>>83541018
*4

>>83539923
this

>>83539892
Looks fine to me.

>>83544293
The out of context based Rocco quotes that were put into this webm were never funny and will never be funny.

>blue light saber

too obvious. she really is going to go Sheev isn't she? it's the only thing that could make it worth talking about.

>>83543657
>19 years since TPM came out
>people STILL don't understand what midichlorians are

Goddamn, Lucas had some really shitty ideas, but his target audience is actually too retarded to get them.

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>>83544334
>blue light saber

Too obvious. Luke's really going to join Vader, isn't he?

>>83544334
It should be Kylo's saber when he turns good since he's technically part of the Skywalker family.
Then Rey can get that gay red cross saber when she turns evil.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zC30BYR3CUk

>>83544374
well it's been set up more, that's the third movie this is the second/eighth movie

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>>83544252
How about this one?

>>83539892
i forgot this existed there seems to be zero hype even amongst my star wars loving pleb colleagues

>>83539892
>Having something that can cut through DragonForce 6 inches from your face

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>>83540136
You rang?

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>>83544470
They're fine, all still there.
Not everyone is perfect :)
Doesn't want me from wanting a Rogue Two movie where she magically survives.

>>83544447
reminder that she can do all this heavy weight training because shes literally a man since she has that disgusting ovary disease which causes her body to produce more testosterone than estrogen

>>83544468
The point is that it didn't happen.

>>83541116
Counter-spoiler: Luke slashes Rey in half within the first 15 minutes of the movie after getting sick of her shit and the rest of the runtime is spent on Luke singlehandedly destroying the new order with his 20+ straight years of intensive Jedi training with ghost Yoda and Obi Wan

Id see it desu

>>83541116
It's plural

>>83539961
Imagine looking at everything in the world and seeing a dick.

>>83545385
This is pretty much my life.

I'm a carpenter so I have pull out my tape measure all day, when something is 9 or 10 inches I think "sure would like to see my wife take that"

Same with the vegetable section.

Basically anything in the 10ish inch range makes me think of a dick that size in my wife.

I'm strongly considering suicide.

>>83546064
You should definitely kill yourself.

>>83540983
so she's holding an empty roll of toilet paper?

>>83539892
>fake news
It's fan made you retards

>>83539892

Don't lightsabers produce heats? Or is 100% of the energy contained within the ... laser?

>>83539961
Big blue cock?

>>83539892

waiting for the BBC edit

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>>83539892
I wont bother to look through this thread to see if someone else has mentioned this but

Why is she gripping it so autistically? It's a fucking powerful deadly weapon.
She's literally holding it like an upright cock

>>83547912
dont bother asking questions it will always end with "why do you hate women?"

>>83541036
Maybe you're the one who's wrong here anon.

>>83547912
it's from Deviantart

>>83544628
dude, I'm willing to pay for this movie. That's the only way they could redeem themesleves

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

>>83548674
I pity Hux for being forced to save Kylo by Snoke. And I can never take Garbage Trooper seriously after TFA.

>>83548674
i didnt know hux and kylo are manlets

>>83548729
They aren't she's just 6'5

>>83539892

>penis-envy: the poster

>>83540983
>lightsabers aren't real

Oh wow, really?!

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>>83539892
How long until Luke's son shows up and wrecks her shit up?

>>83549769
It's in the execution, you jerk. looks way too obvious that she's holding some prop

>>83539892
KEEP HITTING THOSE HOMERUNS BASED DISNEY

>>83543636
A scene in Ep2 is pretty close to that.