Chris Hemsworth says Gal Gadot's Wonder Woman would kick

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>I'd beat the shit out of that dumb cunt

wtf Tobey?

>>83533071
Marvel's lucky they have Gunn around to hire non-cucks to play their characters.

>>83533071
He's not wrong.

>>83533071
Marvel actors are all cucks

Wonder Woman is a proper goddess ready to go toe to toe with other gods.
Thor is a manchildrend that gets his hammer relinquished every ten minutes for not being a good boy.

Pathetic cucks, why would Diana have to kick anyone's ass? Why couldn't they just be friends and spar together for training, as equals? Instead these fags try to be muh feminism but instead end up being patronizing anyway.

Diana and Thor would be friends considering how much they have in common, neither would "kick" the other's "ass" unless they were being mind-controlled.

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>>83533119
based Tobey

>>83533345
A spindly white man with blocked nasal cavities could trick them into fighting each other.

>>83533071
Wonder Woman was pretty much toying with Doomsday & had a big smile on her face like it turned her on

Thor in MCU is a fucking joke & got rekt by Ultron

>>83533071
NEWSFLASH!!!!!!!!!!!
twink pegged by jew feminazi

...in other news
the sun is hot

its literally canon that wonder woman is stronger than thor

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Bruce Timm's Wonder Woman is still the best version of her

Well isn't Wonder Woman stronger than Thor technically?

>>83533532
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-onkS4nHuqg

Dunno

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFhImA0TRck

>>83533532
Negligible

It would come down to who is the better fighter and in the DC universe Wonder Woman is one of the best

>>83533071
He's been pc, if he'd say that Thor would kick WW's ass he would be labeled as "muh soggy nist"

>>83533568
>>83533582
Eh it seems he's right about that though.

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Is she a murderous psycho in this film?

>>83533594
The world is a cunt

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>Marvel guys are always the nicest to DC guys
>Meanwhile at DC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjZkC8TUSks

>>83533653
Not at all. Cutest version ever.

>>83533653
She does kill a shit ton of people in the movie

>>83533071
I'd let her spank my ass...if you know what I mean...nudge nudge, wink wink...

>>83533071
Nerd culture was a mistake

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>>83533708
I don't understand.

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>>83533708
I'm surprised this isn't a post about her feet.

>>83533071
I would also say that and fantasize about it if I played thor

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>>83533768
DC girls are all footsluts

Well she would, it's the way DC works. C-listers like Aquaman are still like ten times stronger than most marvel characters, DC's power levels are full retarded. If someone has super-strength, they can usually lit a quardillion tons, there's no cap

>>83533777
this tbqh

>>83533704
Just like Gadot did irl

>>83533784

FUCKING DISGUSTING STOP POSTING THIS FUCKING SHIT

>>83533071

Hemsworth's Thor is an extradimensional alien that was worshiped as a god. Gadot's Diana is a legitimate deity.

>>83533768
I would let her peg my boipussy AND worship her perfect jewish feet

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>>83533568
SUPES WAS HOLDING BACK

https://youtu.be/Cl_5UwS57X8

>>83533826
She does look like she's into pegging desu.

>>83533808
kek

arabs aren't people

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>>83533903
>superman is vulnerable to magic
>wonder woman has an arsenal of magical weapons that she's an expert in

wow she can really fuck him up easily, can't she?

>>83533853
Woah, did this fight take place on an abandoned island?

>>83534027
To a point.

I would go to the toilet inside of this womans

>>83534027
well sure, and he can incinerate her with a look, they just never fight for real

would Wonder Woman be able to lift Mjollinir?

>>83533532
In the live action movies, definitely.
Thor is sorely underpowered in his movies.
They all are, except maybe ant man

>>83533786
Kinda makes it hard to do a threatening villain.

>>83534102
She has in a marvel/dc cross over in the 90s

Try not to ask a bitch if you can fertilize her ovaries

>>83533119
Kek

>>83534103
How could ant man be realistically underpowered? From what I understand call he does is shrink and grow big. What can you nerf about that?

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>>83534102

>>83534103
i don't think so, tim. cap is way overpowered and iron man is just right

>>83534202
The fact that he can shrink to the quantum level means he can break physics. Read up on strangelets.

>>83533265

>Marvel actors are all cucks

This guy is dealing with this issue like an actual man: affable indifference.

He has nothing to prove. He is giving the women what they want because he knows how it truly is in life.

He's a "cuck" for saying this? You guys don't even understand how beta you are by taking all of this superficial shit this seriously. You can't even detect how subtly and perfectly dismissive he's being with this attitude. He's being good-natured about it because behind it all he actually considers it to be one giant joke. It's the perfect play for him to make.

Maybe because bragging about beating up a woman looks bad publicly you autistic fucks, jesus christ, not one of you guys thought that? All SJW DURR, KEK DURR, MEME DURR.

>>83534337
I really hope this is bait

>>83534362
somebody tell this bitch to be cool

>>83534361
But Wondy could literally destroy Thor's ass at any time. That's not a lie.

>>83534362

>Maybe because bragging about beating up a woman looks bad publicly you autistic fucks, jesus christ, not one of you guys thought that?

Wow someone else that actually understands how the world works ITT. Fucking schocking.

>>83534362
>>83534383
be cool bitch

>>83534383
>>83534407
lmao

>>83534102
Hercules No. Well possibly post labors.
Perseus probably could. Perseus with his magic armor and flying shoes head of medusa and Mjollinir pretty fucking hack.
Ares probably not.
DIANA/wonder woman could.

lifting mjlonir has fuck all to do with strength, you just have to be "worthy", which means whatever the writers want it to mean at any given time. thor himself is often less noble than most other heroes but they still can't lift it

>>83534538
>being noble makes you worthy

>>83533463

Is there actually a "canon" that encompasses both DC and marvel?

>>83534559

That's about how it goes, yes.

Unless you have some edgekid NEETcheee interpretation of le ubermensch virtuousness.

>>83534562
>>83534639
>niggers shooting niggers in gang wars is equal to muslims killing civilians at random

>>83534407

YUNG BLUD

>Storm (Marvel) vs. Wonder Woman (DC). After Diana drops Thor's hammer in order to allow the fight to happen as it was intended, Storm wins the battle after repeatedly hitting Diana with her lightning after a brief melee encounter.


JUST

>>83534902
Storm has no enhanced physical abilities beyond an athletic human. She should have been absolutely wrecked in a brief melee encounter.

>>83533796
Suicide Squad did just as good as the average Marvel movie at the box office.

>>83534361
That's a long way to describe cuck.

wew.

>>83533119

>I'd slap that kike bitch down so fast she'd think she was in Dachau.

Jesus, I think Tobey spent too much time with Raimi.

>>83534902
it doesn't matter, that crossover was voter-input. people would vote on the matches and the writers would follow what the fans wanted. the more popular character always won.

the X-men were HUGE in the 90s so Storm won. Wolverine beat fucking Lobo, that should tell you something

>>83535003
all mutants are innately physically superior to all humans. in an old x-men comic, trying to find the scan, professor x notes that in college, his mutant genes gave him significant advantages over even college athletes despite the fact that his mutant power had nothing to do with physicality.

they aren't all captain america level innately, but they're definitely at least significanty above average by human standards.

>a man is no longer allowed to say that a male character can defeat a female character without getting a shitstorm of feminists and media called on his ass

>>83533119

Calm down

>>83534652
>Unless you have some ironpilled 6'4 jotunbearmode interpretation of virtuousness.

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>>83534902
Yes, yes, well done, Storm. Well done...

HOWEVER!

>>83535113
She's definitely above average human, but still not even peak human. The point stands that in a melee confrontation with Wonder Woman she would be immediately wrecked.

I nver got Wonder Woman, if you're stong enough to lift an airplane, how can you possibly not be durable enough to take a bullet? And if she's bulletproof, why is she wlays doing that bracelet shit

>>83533119
Jesus that entire crew of that film was a little out there, huh?

>>83535268
If you're strong enough to lift a microwave, how can you possibly not be durable enough to take a thumb-tack?

>>83535268
She did it in the JL cartoon too.
She's not bulletproof but she heals fast.

>>83534361
WAIT

You think that...Chris Hemsworth doesn't really care about Thor/WW power level analysis?

What the fuck else does he do with his time, fuck supermodels?

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>>83533519
The Justice League Action version is great too. That metal hair.

>>83535152
Wow, that looks fucking terrible.
I was going to watch this in a few months, but I doubt I'll bother now.

>>83535359
most comic characters have a proportionate level of durability to their strength, so, you know, using the strength doesn't snap their bones, tear their muscles and liquefy their organs

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>>83535152
Holy shit that's the cheesiest shit I've ever seen.
>that jesus symbolism

>>83535448
i know, you'd expect better quality image from such an expensive production

>>83535423

Nah, that version is horrible. She only have a good design.

>>83533199
This.

>>83533119
It was a different time.

>>83535152
>Goodbye, brother
What did she mean by this?

>>83533071
>Hemsworth uses Wonder Woman to get people talking about Thor.
Marvel played three dimensional chess while DC plays snakes and ladders.

>>83535907
That he's literally her brother? Zeus impregnated Hippolyta.

>>83533119
>She'd be in da shoah before you could count to 6 million

damn...

>>83536049
B-but she was born out clay, don't push heteronormativity.

>>83533071
MCU's Thor? Absolutely, he's by far the most jobbiest character in that franchise.

>Zeus created humanity in the DC comics movie universe

>That means Zeus created BATMAN!

>>83536124
>B-but she was born out clay
Not since the New 52.

>>83533071
Anyone caring about this for 5 seconds is a literal retard. Every one of you.

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>>83533071
Not surprised. MCU Thor is weak as fuck.

someone post the webm of that god awful Avengers Thor/Loki fight

>>83533071
>Chris Hemsworth says Gal Gadot's Wonder Woman would kick Thor's ass
Even better would be a new super hero, potato girl. She screams, she shits her pants, she punches holes in walls and in thor. That would get the point across much more effectively.

>>83536486
Isn't he the strongest hero? He can take on Hulk hand-to-hand, presumably everyone else is weaker except maybe Vision or Iron Man's Hulkbuster armor.

>oh boy we gotta shill another company's movie or else we're nazis toooooo

>>83533675
>RDJ went around saying "Fuck DC"
>Helmsworth went around crowing about Marlel winning against DC


Fuck Marvel.

>>83533786
Like half the Marvel universe is reality warpers...

Am i literally the only one triggered by Ares's actor? Absolute trash

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>>83535268

>>83534361

>bending over because your desperate to give loud, whiney women what they want at every opportunity even when it conflicts with your own thoughts/wants/preferences/objectives
>not a cuck

You tried really, REALLY hard to dismiss the situation and prove your moral and social high-horse, but you failed miserably.

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>>83536723
>Helmsworth went around crowing about Marlel winning against DC

>being mad about FACTS

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what's your favorite MCU moment?

>>83536817
This is funny to hear from the star of Marvel's worst and least popular franchise.

>>83534337

Yes, because America has had three terror-attacks in the last two months?

>>83536853

still less people dead than the daily gun violence :^)

>>83534127

>London has a LITERAL Muslim, not a Muslim-sympathizer, but an ACTUAL Muslim, ruling over them and apologizing for terrorism and scapegoating America for it

Can't make this shit up.
Europe is cucked beyond belief at this point.

>>83536847
Marvels worst franchise has higher RT scores than BvS.

>>83536932
But people actually care about BvS. Everyone hates Thor.

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>>83533071
Do you think ScarJo feels like a fucking cuck. Harley Quinn instantly became more iconic than her. Wonder Woman instantly became more iconic than her. Do you think Mera will make her kill herself? Do Marvel fanatics even like that hoarse cunt Black Widow?

>>83536996
you forgot
>even her co-stars make fun of her

>>83536996
scarlett johansen the most overrated woman on earth, pudgy little pig jewess with dissapointing tits

>>83536996
>Do you think ScarJo feels like a fucking cuck

she is one of the highest paid actresses thanks to marvel shit

>>83536896

>"""gun violence"""

So a statistic almost entirely composed of hoodrats shooting each other?
And that liberal gun-grabbers include both suicides and accidents in because they are disingenuous, dishonest fuck-sticks?

The actual rate of "gun violene" among American whites is equal and often less than that of fucking Switzerland.

Meanwhile Brit-turds can't go to a bridge or a concert or a marketplace without getting shot/stabbed/blown up by representatives of the religion of peace while your Muslim politician overlords make excuses for them and bury your memory.

>>83537125
She's just past her prime. Watch Ghost World and The Island again and tell me she doesn't have movie star looks.

>>83536996

But those characters were already more iconic than Black Widow.

>>83537196
The studio who made Iron Man an icon has no excuse senpai

>>83533071
movie Thor is kind of shit. Comic Thor got kind of cucked by his most recent writer.

>>83536749
not the popular ones though, no one in the main justice league is a reality warper either besides maybe Flash I guess but they'll never go full speed force

That's true though. Thor sucks.

>>83537375
Scarlet Witch

>>83537371

>Does it really matter whether you die in a terror attack or get shot by some negro/drunk redneck?

The difference is criminals shooting each other, and terrorists murdering normal, innocent people in random acts of violence in public places.

So yes, that difference does matter.

And this doesn't stop any time soon. This is "the new normal" for the countries of Europe, according to your own cucked liberal politicians.
Again, it's good to see Europe gaining so fucking much from """cultural enrichment""".

Hemsworth doesnt give a fuck. By all rights he should still be stuck with his shirt off on Home and Away, every moment he gets paid for real movies is a bonus

>>83533071
They know their movies are shit.

Kirk is right, Thor is a faggy weak cunt in the Marvel movies, his achievemnts were: hugging Loki in Thor 1, playing stationary lighting rod in Avengers and finally the classic "looking mildly confused" in Thor 2's amazing climax; Wonder Woman went full Sayian against the generic monster in BvS and Ares in her own movie.

>>83533865
whites too

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>>83536093

>>83533119
>>83535036
>>83536093
Damn, how long did this rant go on for, Tobey?

>>83535268
One very anal comic writer, John Byrne, repeatedly went over this in his run. Basically she's as durable as Superman to blunt damage, heat, whatever, but her skin isn't as tough, so bullets, spears and swords can still penetrate her. The reality, of course, is that the bracelets were invented before any powerlevel bullshit came into play, and you can't have Wonder Woman without the iconic bracelets.

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>>83535028
>>83536814

>geek faggots not being able to wrap their head around the fact that actual men don't care about this nonsense geek identity politics shit as much as them so they placate the nu-male rubes that do

PROTIP: Get a clue.

>>83534202
His mass stays the same. All he has to do is shrink to 1/10th his height and the squared-cubed law means his body has 1000 times it's normal density and can tear through steel like it was paper. If he shrinks to 1/100th his height he becomes 1,000,000 times as dense and so on. There's no limit to how small he can shrink. Ant man can do a running jump and become an arbitrarily powerful bullet.