>And how's this for a New Rule: Those FUCKING COLOREDS can drink out of their own goddamn water fountain!
Ok... that crossed the line.
>>83524665
Does he do this stuff now? Might star watching him
>“The black is indolent and a dreamer; spending his meager wage on frivolity or drink; the European has a tradition of work and saving, which has pursued him as far as this corner of America and drives him to advance himself, even independently of his own individual aspirations.”
Really Bill?
>Hey have you heard this story about Israel sterilizing black immigrants without their knowledge? It's great! Jews must retain their purity as the chosen people.
>>83524665
>Really folks, Trump can flop around trying to bring coal back, but do you know what would really make America great again? Getting those NEGROES back in the fields!
Yikes, I didn't think Bill would go there.
>>83524665
Who thought hiring Sam Raimi to write the monologues would be smart?
And our musical guest tonight is a real American playing real American music. Ladies and gentleman....Johnny Reb!
>>83525029
>he's fucking dead
Still haven't accepted it.
>New Rule: Around blacks, NEVER relax! That's right folks! Even around uppity jiggaboos like King Obongo!
Uh...this is not OK.
>>83524947
kek beat me to it
>>83524665
This is going to be like Colbert and Burr posting. A good idea with lots of funny shit to work with but Summerfags ruin it with their terrible sense of humor