>/tv/ thinks Wonder Woman is feminist Feminists are SEETH

Based Gal triggering the /pol/tards AND the feminists

How does she do it bros?

>barely passes the Bechdel test
And this is bad why?

>Perhaps I, a person who writes about gender and feminism every day and hasn’t seen enough superhero stuff to be impressed by the mere existence of a female protagonist, am the wrong audience for this film. Perhaps I was too distracted by the figure-skater dress Diana wears for most of the film, sculpted with tiny bumps for her apparently ever-erect nipples
>am the wrong audience for this film.
Yes. Utterly BTFO.

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>The love story in Wonder Woman also seems positioned as a “no homo” response to the heroine’s inherently queer backstory

>Maybe it’s because, as with the Ghostbusters reboot, insecure men have seized upon Wonder Woman and its all-woman screenings as evidence of a misandrist, matriarchal uprising that threatens their place in the world. Maybe I’d secretly hoped those men were right.

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>>83509384
Gal Gadot is beautiful and talented.

>>83509384
>It triggers feminists
Is Wonder Woman /OurCapeShit/?

>>83509573
>passes this strict test
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BUT NOT ENOUGH

Feminists are genuinely more autistic than this place.

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>tfw Wonder Woman is a feminist filter, but not in the way you expected
In case anyone was wondering if they really wanted her to hate men. Yes, they did.

>>83509384
how do you even find this stuff? do you go out of your way to look for angry feminist blogs so you can post them here?

>>83509806
Don't know but Gal is /mygal/ now.

BGGWTF

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Don't really consider myself an expert on superheroes but it's funny to see how pussified the average moviegoer is when Wonder Woman is portrayed as this gallant figure who can do no wrong and plays coy with her enemies when in the Video game Injustice she literally turns Harley Quinn into a shiskabob. I would love to see Gal Gadot cut people in half and shit down their throats

>>83510445
Injustice WW is the worst WW though.

>>83510445

Injustice Wonder Woman is one of the worst version of Wonder Woman to exist, and Wonder Woman had other terrible characterizations in that vein before.

>based WW triggering mcucks and feminists
/ourgal/

>>83510535
Literally the only good thing she does is trying to kill Harley.

>presumably so they can do sex things
>SEX THINGS

What kind of "adult" speaks like this?

>>83510960
Someone who tried to do sex things and was endlessly rejected?

>giving any attention whatsoever to the hormonally imballanced SJW pseudo-intellectuals and their agenda-centric "critique" of entertainment
baka desu

My only question is actually when Chris Pine says he has no idea what love feels like. In that instance did he say he was a virgin or that he didn't know what being in love was? Or both?

>>83509384
>barely passes the Bechdel test after several consecutive scenes that do nothing but pass the bechdel test
Jesus christ what the fuck does she even want?

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>butch-of-center

>>83511115

It meant that before meeting her he only pumped and left. He had meaningless flings. He never felt real luv.

>>83511116
Every scene must be women talking to each other about feminism or the movie is sexist.

Gal Gadot a cute

>>83511150
Also some of the "women" must have penises or it's not truly representative. See: "The Vagina Monologues" controversy

>>83510960

Someone who lists her dildo as her "partner" on social media sites.

>>83511210
kek

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>her capacity for consent is somewhat blurry
If she didn't want to fuck she could've snapped his dick.

>>83509384
>barely passing the Bechdel test after the opening scenes on Diana’s home island.

Fucking Etta Candy is with her for most of the movie.

>>83510960
SJWs aren't mentally mature enough to be considered adults. It's why this dumb bitch is crying about WW not being capable of consent, she's projecting like a motherfucker.

ARE THERE ANY MORE WEBM OF gADOT DOING CUTE THINGS?

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>>83511492

>>83509384
>this one dyke says it's not femnist just ignore the reviews, director and king cuck whedon goyim.

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>>83509384
>energizing woke-feminist manifesto

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>>83511492

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>Oh, goody. Now that "Wonder Woman" has attained a 93% positive score on rottentomatoes.com and looks like it will become a massive hit, we can look forward to an avalanche of overblown, CGI-driven comic-book movies featuring hot-looking, kick-butt heroines. This, supposedly, is what feminism looks like in 2017?

>Yep, Diana Prince, aka Wonder Woman, has long been touted as some sort of feminist icon, but in reality she's just a bodacious fantasy figure created by a man named William Moulton Marston. And whether in her comic book incarnation or her '70s TV persona -- played by the extremely curvy Lynda Carter -- WW has always been able to take care of herself- but also has been a major sex object.
What's wrong with this picture? Just this.

>Your daughters need to understand that these are not the role models they should be paying attention to, that physical strength is fine, but some arbitrary standard for conventional beauty is about the least of what matters in this world -- and that Hollywood only rarely cares to tell the stories of the brainiacs, the brave girls, the nerds, the achievers, the people like, say, the "Hidden Figures" women who have made a real difference in the real world. But don't let them believe that Wonder Woman is an empowered feminist.

http://edition.cnn.com/2017/06/02/opinions/wonder-woman-you-call-this-feminism-beale/index.html

>>83509384
This gif makes me rock hard.

>>83509384
Honestly it's nice that feminists exist. They're a female version of a neckbeard, just as clueless about real world.

>>83511991
She seems to forget that she's watching a capeshit

>>83512183
It's a man.

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why is she so perfect?

>>83512211
>"man"

http://my.mixtape.moe/hhghha.webm

>>83509384
Wtf? I love WW now! I love Gal now!

>>83512275
>DEJAVU
Unironically GOAT webm.

>>83509494
Not surprising really, they're both at the extreme end of the horseshoe.

>>83509384
>tl;dr Gadot is hotter than me and that is not ok

>>83509384
>slate.com

no.

>>83509573
>Perhaps I, a person who writes about gender and feminism every day and hasn’t seen enough superhero stuff to be impressed by the mere existence of a female protagonist, am the wrong audience for this film. Perhaps I was too distracted by the figure-skater dress Diana wears for most of the film, sculpted with tiny bumps for her apparently ever-erect nipples

Why even write this article if she clearly understands that she doesn't get it?

>>83509384
> Diana has lesbian sex
> YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZ WE WUZ QUEENS
> But she also has sex with a man
> But she is so innocent that she can't really consent
>So he raped her
> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
> But the lesbian sex was totes consensual !!! Nvm she is innocent and can't consent
> YEAYAZZZZZZ QUEENZ
How can they contredict themself in the same piece ?
Do this individual not possess the least amount of intelligence ?

>>83512472
I think it's a case of just having the false expectation that Wonder Woman should hate men. You know something's wrong when people are mad about this.

>>83512416
Seconding this.

>>83510445
She also kills the kid that hosts Shazam and decapitated aquaman waifu in that one dcau movie.

>>83511028
Your post is pretty ironic, I kinda feel for you.

>ywn be gal's goy toy
JDIMSA

>>83509760
But they basically confirmed she was all about the pussy too.

"Men are unnecessary for pleasure." Unless Amazons are all virgins that just masturbate constantly. So the logic that Steve is there as confirmation she's straight is hilarious.

>>83512870
Diana didn't believe in that though, she said that she read all about procreation and sex... on books written by Amazons.

We saw that in the movie she was an outlier in that sense.

Remember when shitbusters came out swinging at men, then a week later it was all about how it ACTUALLY wasnt femshit it was against it somehow (cause it flopped)


Now look what's happening, wonder flop.

>>83511236
Well not all rape looks like violent rape. She's making the argument that Diana is basically mentally handicapped when it comes to sex so she can't consent because she was raised with all women. Which is retarded because bisexual people exist, and she literally has a conversation with Steve about how she's studied twelve books on sex and pleasure.

>>83512921
Mmmm I can see that but they don't really go that much into it other than that conversation which is pretty vague about her personal experience so we really don't know. I just think the virginal Amazonian princess is a retarded idea. If that gets your rocks off go ahead.

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>you live in an age where capeshit movie is taken seriously as a part of socio-political discourse

Time to go outside

>>83509384

lmao even Slate readers are going in on her. What an embarrassing article.

>>83512213
What the fuck. I thought she wasn't hot. I'm in love with Amy Adams completely but Gadot looks really good there.

>>83509789
>talented

>>83512213
was only looking at amy the whole time

How exactly she isn't feminist?

>>83512213
Reminder that her and Amy slept together, Gal even said so

I have nothing against the movie, but the woman only screening was quite a silly thing. There's nothing like trying to show you're oppressed by organizing something that nobody can actually complain about, while trying really hard to bring down anything similar on the other side.

Also we live in times where women feel so empowered already that "bringing them up" feels almost like a waste. Like there's no point anymore.

>>83509384
>A single male feminist is writing clickbait telling women what to think about a feminist icon

If that ain't mansplaining then I don't know what is

>>83513361
No one was actually trying to bring down a male showing of anything though. Alamo actually said if anyone wants to make one they're perfectly happy to host it just like they did with WW

>>83512979
>not all rape looks like violent rape
Seducing and carrying a woman is a kind of rape then? haha oh wow

>>83513361
>>83513384
And I say no one in the general sense. I'm sure there were some crazy fems that were saying that but general audiences don't give a shit and the business hosting it doesn't care so those people are decidedly outsiders in opinion.

>>83512979
>Well not all rape looks like violent rape.
Yeah but that literally wasn't rape.

>>83509494
>>83512416
>>83512669

/pol/ really doesn't give a shit about this movie. After the leaked webm came out they just laugh at it.

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>>83511127
>he doesn't want a bf (female)

>>83512416
Bretty much this.

>>83513434
>tourists spamming ww threads on /tv/ for days
>p-pol isn't triggerd

>>83513391
Hahaha yeah I like making up bullshit to pretend to argue with something too.

If someone has literally no knowledge of sex or relationships then it's highly unethical to have sex with them because they are incapable of making an informed decision on whether or not they consent. If someone doesn't have the brain structures to understand those things then even moreso. This is why most countries have legal age limits on sex.

>>83512531
Wait, is there lesbian sex in this thing?

>>83513457
You may be thinking of r/the_donald

>>83513434
w-we don't care guys!

>>83513427
Nah it wasn't, I agree completely. I was just explaining the retarded authors logic.

Man must be a tough way to live being an assblasted liberal every single day

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>>83513435
>she will never beat you up

>>83513476
Nope, but Diana has sex with Steve.

>>83513476
Implied. It's an island of only women and Diana says the Amazons have a dozen books that are basically the Kama sutra, and the Amazons believe men are unnecessary for pleasure.

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>>83510445
Inustice is an alternate reality thing.
Mainstream Superman in the comics would literally never kill anyone ever ever x1 gajillion because he's just the best.
In Injustice he's a mass murderer. Don't take characterisation from it.

>>83511236
There was a case in New York or something recently where these 5 young guys were accused of raping this girl in a park and terrorising her dad.
Anyway, turned out it was a consensual gangbang and the girl and dad got paid. But the feminists said she couldn't consent because she was underage.
Anyway, turned out the girl was over 18. So some people were saying that this was a form of rape because...
Anyway, turned out when they arrived she was already fucking her dad. So this was incest and he had clearly been grooming and coercing her to do this over a period of years.
Anyway, turned out she'd been sent to foster care when she was 2 and had only just met her dad again after she turned 18. So some feminists said she was drunk and thus could not consent.
Anyway, turned out everyone was drunk so nobody could consent.
Anyway, turned out feminists really aren't happy with any of this. They were sure this poor woman got raped, they just weren't sure who did it or how.
Anyway, turned out one of the guys she fucked was 14 so the only rapist was in fact the woman.

>>83512922
But WW didn't come out attacking men. It's not the movies fault that women only screenings are happening.

It's also not shitting on a classic movie franchise and going rara girl power fuck men everywhere. Wonder Woman is capeshit so of course she's going to save the day and be kicking ass. It's expected.

I don't care either way for the movie but nowhere have i seen it marketed as a fuck the patriarchy movie.

That's why retarded feminists and sjw and /pol/tards are all pissed.

I'm sure it's a fine movie by cape / comic standards.

>>83513528
pls cite

>>83513457
No.
Nobody gives a fuck.
You're just SEETHING at a Mongolian adult coloring book chatterbox site
Pafuckingthetic

>>83513457
>/tv/ never gets autistically upset at movies
>only /pol/ does

really makes me think

>>83513391
Oh boy. I wish i had it but there is an image out there with a list of like 70 different "types of rape" a woman can endure by men

the sex scene was completely out of place and retarded
so was every other aspect of the movie
>it shits on the accomplishments of WW2 vets, and extorts the injuries for dramatic effect
>the film never once mentions hitler
>the film has scenes where the nazis wake up from their haze and all start hugging
>they hug a native american
>the very idea that britain would employ and american to go undercover as a german is so retarded it makes me question how anyone considered this a good idea, let alone how anyone considered this to be the most important plot point in the entire film
>not once but twice does this american successfully go undercover and steal an aeroplane
>the 'whats going on' schtick was overused and painfully acted
>the whole film was a joke, and not even because of the feminist angle
>'thats no mans land. no man goes there'
>WW goes there and pulls the entire british front behind her into nazi occupied france

>>83509384
Is there a better bane for a lady than Gal?

Notice how whenever someone mentions /pol/ someone immediately has to come to their rescue?

KEK

Finna gal gadot got both the cucks and bucks finna seething, based big dimes gal gadot working the /pol/tards and /co/mblrcucks

>>83513638
have sex loser

>>83513638
Here's the (You) that you crave so much, you filthy little (You)slut.

>>83513653
i get snatch on the regs boyo

>>83513652
Is Gal a draw?

>>83513565
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/charges-dropped-5-accused-brooklyn-gang-rape-article-1.2543019

Here you go son. I was looking through the comments on a news and I'm not sure it was this one. Experience may vary.

>>83509384
Isn't it permacanon that Flash snaps Reverse Flash's neck?

>>83509789
literal zika baby

>>83510126
That's great, isn't it? She's the filter between feminists and feminazis.

>>83513638
>>the film never once mentions hitler
Who do you think the fucking Kaiser is, dumbass?

>>they hug a native american
oh okay I'm retarded and fell for bait

>>83513638
I'm not going to yell at you because im pretty sure it's bait but in case you are actually retarded its WW1 not WW2

>>83512733
Fuck that was a laugh.

>>83511639
Damn it. That smile.

She's melting my heart.

>>83513693
>http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/charges-dropped-5-accused-brooklyn-gang-rape-article-1.2543019
of course, they are black. What else could be expected?

>>83513638
>never mentioned hitler
8/10 not even oscarlets are this stupid but you deserve some (you)s

>>83513472
So, what? She has to get her Sex License first? When exactly would she be knowledgeable enough to give consent? If not by doing it, what would you propose?

But as it's been states numorous times, Diana isn't ignorant about sex.

>>83513472
It's not like she's mentally retarded and incapable of understanding what sex is, she states she's got significant book-knowledge of it, which is more than most normal people have before their first time, she's also much, much older and more mature than most regular people are before their first sexual experience.

>the killing and destruction wasn't OK in Man of Steel and Batman v Superman.... but I'm a feminist so it's AIGHT IN MOTHERFUCKING WONDER WOMAN!!!!!!

>the figure-skater dress Diana wears for most of the film, sculpted with tiny bumps for her apparently ever-erect nipples

Wat.

Does she mean her armor? It has nipple bumps?

>>83513027
of course pop culture is going to be taken as a reflection of the society that produces it and analyzed as such you dolt

>>83509494
/pol/ is the best board.

>>83513698

Yeah. that's why reverse flash hates him. Time travel shenanigans

>>83514098
>Does she mean her armor?
Yes.
>It has nipple bumps?
It doesn't.

>>83513361

I mean, it was pure bait. No need to get upset what was obviously a publicity stunt.

>>83513802
Actually it was set during WW1 so there is no Hitler

if feminists had a concrete idea of what they wanted they couldn't exist

>>83514069
That had to do more with being out of character for both Batman and Superman. It's in character for WW

>>83513802
they do hug a native american though.
the 'spell' is lifted and a nazi hugs the apache dude who hangs with steve

>>83514235
Correct.
As violence is in character for all women.

>>83514176
If that movie ever comes out will people pretend Flash hasn't snapped necks before like they pretended Superman hasn't?

>>83514266
I took that as everyone being happy to be alive because there was a massive fucking monster man killing everything seconds ago.

>>83514318
they wake up from a trance
do you really think they would hug it out after that dude just murdered 100s of his chums with his gang of invincibles?

>>83514276
No. That's not what I meant.
Take your (You) back

>feminists justify a scene as rape because she is naive -- instead of just being from a different culture and having a hard time adapting
>make no mention of her slaughtering hundreds of men in a war she doesn't understand for the same reasons

>>83513528
Anyway, turned out

>>83514463
Killing men is never wrong.

I was expecting Ares to have more depth. Doomsday was a dumb animal in the comics and in BvS he got the privilege of being Zod. Ares doesn't get expanded on.

Feminists worked into a shoot. They need to take a shower and have sex desu.

>>83512733
She was fucking radical in that movie.

>>83514533
>Doomsday was a dumb animal in the comics and in BvS he got the privilege of being Zod now reduced to being a dumb animal

fixed, don't act like there was anything deep to him other than an obvious Frankenstein nod

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>>83509384
>ywn have a cute sexy jewish wife like Gal Gadot
Why even live, /tv/?

>>83515035

Lowtier standards

>frogposter

Not beeg surprise

>>83515035
>Why even live, /tv/?
I just live to drink and eat. It's rough being a genetic dead end.

>>83513342
source?

>>83512213
>camera cuts to the wideshot the second you can see nips

>>83515277

first hit on youtube search gal gadot amy adams slept together

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>>83515066
>this is low standards
ok then, fag

>>83515427
>falling for the airbrush jew

>>83511795
Is she /ourgal/?

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>>83509384

What I always wonder is why is there so much /pol/ shit on /tv/?

Does watching /tv/ makes you actually stupid?

>>83509573
>>barely passes the Bechdel test
I don't think Dostoievsky's books pass this, and to dismiss them because of that is 150% retarded.

>>83515427

>ratface
>hank hill ass
>microcephly

enjoy froggie!

>>83509384
Was Chris Pine cool before this movie? I didn't like this flick but I wish Pine had a more permanent role in the DCEU.

>>83510960
People whose
>Sex junk, is so oh oh oh

>>83515782
Yeah, he was really good.

>>83515782
Hell or High Water

>>83511991
>Implying the women in hidden figures are not beautiful.
Racist!

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Ever since I watched this movie I can't stop thinking about her

FUCK

>>83515970
>ywn hold gal in your arms and sway to a slow song, while snow gently falls in some little french town

;_; why even go on?

In my opinion, feminism has gotten a bad wrap over the last decade or so from radicals. But this film was the perfect "feminist" empowering movie.

The way you empower women is not by making men feel inferior (because that still makes it about men). That's why the scene where she rushes into battle from the trenches is great.

They could have easily had Steve say "Diane! You can't cross that field it's no man's land!" and have Wondey go "But I am MAN" but they didn't.

>>83516448
>That's why the scene where she rushes into battle
Can somebody explain this scene in detail? I can't find a review that describes it beyond "it's great".

>>83516448
>. That's why the scene where she rushes into battle from the trenches is great.
because it shows how inferior burgers soldiers are?

>tfw Steve and his crew watch Wonder Woman run on roofs, leap super high into the air, defeat nazis by herself and smash into a church unharmed
>they still don't believe her about Aries

I don't get it

>>83509494
>Mfw this is true
Shes a gem all the way.

>>83514533
he'll be back

>>83515782
>Was Chris Pine cool before this movie?

very much so. Dude's a bro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJkn8QFX8HY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BHRu1CrTME

>>83511639
/r/ing /hr/

>>83511639
>AfricanRabbit
Why? Why take credit for making a gif?

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>>83512416

I can honestly say, i never expected gal gadots wonder woman to be genuinely the best thing about the DCEU by miles.
What a fucking world. It was honestly one of the better capeshit films.
Now i hope aquaman is just as good, cause odds are justice league will be a hot mess.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUQ4mz4p7A8

Count how many fetishes this exploits in the first 30 seconds

>>83517121
imagine if she made him lick them haha

>>83517110
I don't hate Snyder but the break from THAT color filter (you know which) was a good thing for my eyes. Also, since he wrote WW too, apparently he has a better grasp on Diana than Batman or Superman because she was pretty much perfect.

>>83517121
Why do I expect Gal to defend foot fetishism?

>>83516523
>Wonder Woman and the crew are walking through the trenches to make it to the front line
>Wonder Woman stops when she sees a woman and her child begging for her help about their village and she needs food for her child
>WW wants to help and cross the open field
>Chris Pine tells her no it's too dangerous
>her sense of justice is too strong so she takes off her coat to reveal her outfit and walks up the ladder into the battlefield
>deflects bullets with the iron wrist things and blocks gun fire with her shield
>Chris Pine and his ragtag team rush in to help her
>whole american/british army charge in behind them
>they rush into the town where WW kicks some serious ass and busts into buildings through walls and windows and destroys a church that has a sniper in it
>then they get their photo taken that was shown in BvS

It sounds basic if you just read about it but it was executed very well imo

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>>83512416
>horseshoe

>>83516567
burger soldiers were always inferior. They lost two World Wars m8

>>83517110
>>83517705
I know I'm in the minority for loving BvS, but it was refreshing to see how hopeful Wonder Woman was compared to how dark MoS and BvS was

>>83517767
You just KNOW she'd love a boy toy massaging her feet.

>>83509384
She's so cringy in a not so cute way >>83509760
The problem is, female heroines are so rare in real life that making a film about female heroines sometime feels like pandering to the SJWs.

>>83509384
the film will tank because women don't care about capeshit and the bro demographic won't show up

MARK

MY

WORDS

>>83509384
how do I get a jewfu bros?

>>83517968
She has a husband but not a boyfriend, anon.

>>83517968
Be successful.
Goys who marry Jew's tend to be successful. Jew's don't want to taint their merchant bloodlines with uttermensch.

>>83517968
>be rich

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>americans
>fighting in the World Wars

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>>83517911
>I know I'm in the minority for loving BvS
Did you like Eisenberg's Lex Luthor?

>>83517968
Just bee yourself
Also shekels

>>83517949
It's already a confirmed $90 million+ domestic opening.

>>83509384
>10 minutes into handjob and cum and you bust too early, she gives you this look

>>83518924
so what?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm-MLEcon80&t=55s
>playing the piano naked
How is this allowed?

>>83518973
>anon lasting 10 minutes.
Doubts.

>>83518985
So that means it isn't tanking, you desperate cuck.

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>>83517968
>find jewess
>ask her out

>>83519075
She is literally a goddess

>tfw gal will never blindfold you and mercilessly tease your goy cock before locking you up again without release
;_; jdimsa

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ITT leftards try to spin this movie as anti-feminist so people will watch this drivel

Even with this in mind, leftards are subtly declaring their "victory" over /pol/.

>>83509573
>barely passes the Bechdel test

The whole first part of the movie is only women talking about shit that aren't men, or any romantic interests whatsoever.

>>83510445
Yes, and Superman is a badass 'cause he kills people!

>>83519594
>after the opening scenes on Diana’s home island

She acknowledges that.

>>83519594
It's never enough. Diana isn't a manhater so it's inherently bad and offensive for reasons.

>>83509384
>Diana lets slip that she’s learned men are integral to reproduction
>her capacity for consent is somewhat blurry

In the scene of the boat, it was clear that Diana knew what sex was, she just didn't know about the western societal conventions.
Implying she couldn't give consent is treating her as if she was some sort of dumb air head retard, which she wasn't. Isn't feminism in favor of having sex with whoever you want? Because it was obvious she wanted to be with Steve.

>>83519692
Then how it "barely" passes that bullshit test, when you have like 20 minutes of only women talking about stuff other than men?

>>83519394
/pol has already won

>>83519812
>barely passing the Bechdel test after the opening scenes on Diana’s home island.
>after

She's applying the Bechdel test to the part of the movie after they leave the island.

>>83509384
Literally reverse-alt-rights.

>>83509494
Holy fuck this...i love it.
And the bonus triggering of Marleltars is delicious.

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>>83513435
giv muscle gf

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>>83513510
>>83519322

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>>83519866
>>83519812
>>83519778
We all know that the complaints are because
>Diana gets with a man
>she doesn't belittle the guys in the movie
>she wants to learn from Steve
>the men aren't portrayed as incompetent retards
>she believes that men are good

They straight up said that misandry is appealing, so when they saw that there was none they got disappointed.

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>>83520004
Here you go. webm > gif.

>>83520097
All those upskirts in the movie were delicious desu.

>>83509384
>barely passing the Bechdel test after the opening scenes on Diana’s home island.

>if you remove the scenes where the movie pass my arbitrary meaningless test, it almost doesn't pass my arbitrary meaningless test!
feminism.

>>83520004
>>83520097
wtf I love gal gadot now!

>>83509384
>>83511639
high res?

>>83520097
qt

Is Salon MCUckcentral?

>>83520160
lmao this

>>83520160
The opening scenes are literally more than 40 minutes...then she hangs around with Etta and Steve for most of the movie...
Now i wonder why would Disney stop the checks more 99% of the critics but send one to Salon.

>>83509494
How assblasted do you think those autists who daily spammed steroid abusing instagram whores are that /tv/ loves Wonder Woman?

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>>83518277
Not him, but I did. Once you get past the whole "not muh Lex" thing, he's fucking fantastic.

>>83519866
That's being a nitipcky douchebag. She only exchanges a few lines with Etta after that (none of them about men) and then she goes to war, in a time where there were no women in the battlefield (there's even a line of dialogue pointing this out).
And most of the time he talks with men, it isn't romantic or sex related.

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>>83520097
reminder that there are numales and they want Wonder Woman in the next movie to wear pants

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>>83520608
>amy adams ended up being gal's goy toy

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>>83520608
why is Amy so lewd?

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>>83520739
Well isn't that the question of the day

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>>83513528

>>83511639
goddamnit now I have to watch this shit movie just to see her smile and pretend she's smiling at me while I masturbate, crying all the while.

>>83518277
When I realized that Eisenberg Lex wasn't THE Lex I enjoyed him a lot more.

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what's with all these pictures for ants, gifs for ants, and webms for ants?

Has the invasion begun?
mine doesn't count it's jsut a meme picture. But why post such small res qts?

>>83519394
It isn't anti-feminist at all, but it's also not neo-feminist.

>>83519394
>A few neckbeard /pol/tards will torrent the movie to masturbate to Gal Gadot and ignore every feminist message or even the entire fucking plot of the movie
>This is a victory for the left

I guess you take what you can get, right?

>>83514212

Actually Hitler was in WW1 and was actually a well commended officer.

>>83509384
>she murders hundreds of conscripted german soldiers
This is fine
>she shags some bloke
RAPERAPE

How can they talk about her
>naïveté and innocence
but find it okay that she instantly jumps to murdering men that have no chance or hope against her? She's like a child crushing ants, they're no threat to her and yet it's perfectly fine that she rampantly kills everyone.

>>83520999
Pretty sure this is an outtake or blooper. She's probably all stoney faced and grim like every character in every movie, all serious never smiling.

>>83521495
>she wants to hold hands
>she likes babies
>she learns how to dance
>she'll join you in bath
>she doesn't mind you sleeping next to her

She'll win your heart like she has everyone else.

>>83521495
>She's probably all stoney faced and grim like every character in every movie, all serious never smiling.
You couldn't possibly be more wrong bro.

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>>83510535
>Injustice Wonder Woman is one of the worst version of Wonder Woman to exist, and Wonder Woman had other terrible characterizations in that vein before.
>Miller
Not when this she thing exist.

>>83521110
Exactly, if there's any feminism at all here, it's the kind that the foaming-at-the-mouth types could never understand.

So anywhere where IS the island she lives on?

>>83521958
I'd rather forget that ever happened, anon.

>>83521958

Okay, that is worse. Got i had forgotten about it.

any good lasso/bondage scene in the movie?

>>83519778
Imagine fucking Wonder Woman though.
Shit would be cash

>>83522314
>Diana doesn't know what condoms are
>she lets you cum inside

>>83522197
There is if you're into it for men with Chris Pine

>>83522314
For some reason I'd want to be on top and would get off mostly from knowing that she could easily with no effort overpower me if she felt like it.