>Assemble the accountants at Dunharrow, as many auditors as

>>83505753
bump because i really miss taxposting but im not good at it

speak associate, and file

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>They have a cave toll

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why can't we have some loans?

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>Is there no other way to retrieve our assets from the failed start-up?
>...
>IS THERE NO OTHER WAY?

>>83508230
LOOKS LIKE DEDUCTIONS ARE BACK ON THE MENU

FILE, YOU FOOLS

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NOBODY TAXES A DWARF!

This meme fuckin sucks guys

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>>83505753
fight for me with your controlling interest during this merger, and i will convert your ownership equity into cash

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>>83508257
>What can men do against such reckless loan sharks?
>Re-invest with me
>What?
>Re-invest the loans
>For bankruptcy and insolvency...
>For your tax policy

look to the correction, at first light on the fifth day, invest in the east

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BUT MY LORD THERE IS NO SUCH TAX

>the Fellowship assembles with the intent to return the Ring to the rightful owner for a finder's fee
>rival companies seek a hostile takeover to return the Ring themselves
>the Fellowship tries to use the pass of Caradhras as a toll collecting operation but the capital need is too high
>they opt to invest in Mines of Moria instead
>however, their actions earn them the attention of the IRS Watcher who lets them go after a brief inspection
>the Fellowship tries to evade the cave toll but is unsuccesful
>one of the board members is caught in the scandal
>Durin's bail has to be paid
>Gandalf falls off the fiscal cliff
>the Fellowship's stock price plummets
>they seek to recapitalize with a loan from the Elves
>the Elves provide only a temporary solution
>Saruman sends a squad of auditors to inspect the Fellowship's finance
>Boromir tries to hold them off but their piercing questions are too much for him to handle
>Pippin and Merry end up in custody
>Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn seek to acquire bail money
>president Frodo Baggins and his VP downsizes the company and continues onward with his plan

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I have some financial statements that I was bidden to show to thee - to thee in especial, if thou shouldst dare to come.

>You will ride with us?
>Just to the IRS. It's tradition for the CPAs of the court to ride with the auditors

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>>83505753
>It is over. The world of investments will fall and all will come to non profit and my company to bankruptcy
>I do not know what strength is in my assets but I swear to you I will not let the company fall. Nor our shares devalue
>Our shares... our shares
>I would have invested in you my dependent. My coworker. My CEO.
>Retire in peace, employee of Gondor Inc.

They come with budget cuts
They come with taxes

>>83508374
AND MY TAX

Good thread

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>THE ADMINISTRATORS ARE COMING

6000 tax receipts, less than half of what I'd hoped for.

I'm the Fatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da got got
Yo da got got
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Yo da got got
(I'm the Fatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da got got
Yo da got got
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Yo da got got
-George R.R. Martin (1948-2017), Novelist

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>>83508230
Because you Orcs produce nothing of value. All you do is take away and destroy other people's property, and encouraging that behaviour is just bad business.

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If the company survives this recession, you will still be parted. If Soros is defeated and you made primary shareholder and all that you hope for comes true you will still have to taste the bitterness of decreasing profit margins. Whether by the IRS or the slow decay of consumer confidence, your portfolio will empty. And there will be no comfort for you, no comfort to ease the deficit of its passing. It will come to death an image of the splendor of the Fortune 500 in glory undimmed before the breaking of the economy. But you, my shareholder, you will linger on in non profit and in low investor confidence as nightfall in winter that comes without a star. Here you will dwell bound to your company under the fading trees until all the market is changed and the value of your shares are utterly spent.

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>>83509341
Back to /Gondor/ you orcphobic tard. When will you people realise that there is no superior people. We need to embrace our differences. It's people like you holding Middle Earth back.

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>>83505753
>Yes Theoden, investing in Rohan's real estate market is a great decision at the present
>You don't need Rohirrim Asset Management to manage any of your liquid assets when you have the Gríma Group

>>83509464
>with all the inbound Orc immigration, house prices can ONLY go up!

>>83508934
Kek

>>83509435
>there is no superior people.
Yes there is, they're called elves. They're objectively superior to all other species on Middle-Earth in every way. And they have much better tax plans to boot.

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>>83509614
Uhmmm try again sweety. Elves are a dying species, and yes, THIS IS A GOOD THING.

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>>83509464
>Leave this place Gandalf Associates, his 4% per annum management fee is ours
>the Steward of Gondor is looking for someone to manage his investments in Osgiliath and Pelargir, I've heard glowing reports about the returns from investments there recently

>>83509676
Orcs are shitters, GDP of Mordor proves it. Even that is produced by the humans at Núrnen, not orcs.

>>83509787
The Misty Mountains and Moria have even more pathetic GDPs. These fuckers just don't understand economic basics like supply or demand. They don't buy or sell anything. They don't produce anything. They don't even have a culture.

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>>83509739
>Unlike the Gríma Group, my team of financial advisers cares about our clients' dividends and returns
>we've devised a portfolio with strong investment in smithies and a solid base in Gondorian war bonds

>>83509833
Its because of elves and men who destroyed their cultultural heritage

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>>83510016
>If I pull out of these traditional CDs, I'll be penalized interest gained along with a cut of the principal
>Why should I let you manage my assets while my portfolio is still net positive from owning the majority stake in Isengard Builders Incorporated

>>83509787
The orcs are a lost cause, we need to fucking genocide them and be done with it.
The humans that Sauron has enslaved however, them we must help. The Easterlings, the Haradrim...they're humans like us, they actually have a culture and understand concepts like a functioning economy and art. We must make peace with them and sign trade treaties, as well as perform cultural exchanges so that they can eventually be brought into the fold.

>>83510152
>cultural heritage

Being afraid of Sauron and eating maggoty bread?

>>83510244
>Easterlings and Haradrim
>people who have worshipped Sauron for millenia and hated the West with burning passion
>peace and trade treaties

Lel no. They have to be contained. Especially Umbar.

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>>83510286
thats like their culture and no culture is like inferior to like another

>>83509407
Good

>>83510286
Sauron is dead.
It's best to start making peace with them now so that the next generations won't hate the West. Besides, they have plenty of useful goods we could use, we can easily exploit them with our military and economic advantage.

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>>83510217
>Isengard is clearly a pump and dump, you should have jumped ship months ago and invested in a stable economy like the Shire's
>If our introductory fee of 2% is too steep, we are willing to start out with a fixed fee of 1.5% and a commitment of 10 years
>Our group's fund averages a return of 14% annually while your portfolio's is barely above inflation

>>83510332
>the next generations won't hate the West

Yeah, they won't hate us at all for killing their buddy Sauron, sure.

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>'So there I was, at the mercy of three monstrous Auditors! And they were all arguing amongst themselves over how they were going to book us, whether we should fail the audit or whether they should sell our assets one by one, and liquidate them into bonds! well they spent so much time arguing the 'whether to's' and the 'why fors' that the new fiscal year crept over the markets and POOFT Defaulted all our loans!

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>>83510354
>YOU TOLD ME THAT ANYTHING ABOVE INFLATION IS GOOD
>But it is sir, we were still making money over time!
>YOUR CUT PUT ME IN THE RED, AND MANY OF ROHAN'S HOMEOWNERS ARE DEFAULTING ON THEIR PAYMENTS!
>The Rohan CDO market currently holds a rating of A; how was I supposed to know the Dunlendings would attack Rohan's villages!

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>>83510580
>Curses, the Gríma Group will have to fold into our parent company Saruman Capital in order to stay afloat
>Nationalization of Isengard is now necessary to counter Theoden's stake, but we will acquire his assets one piece at a time
>Our angel investor Mordor Global Management is with nationalization as long as we set our sights on hostile takeover of Rohan's key industries