/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

I just got done watching and I have to say this series is very problematic. They way that men talk to and treat women is extremely sexist and degrading. But the worst thing is how transphobic it is. They use Denise to get a cheap laugh by exploiting the stuggle and pain of the transsexual community. Also the few token minorities are extremely stereotypical, Josie speaks in broken English despite living in America for 6 years, Hawk is and expert tracker, Bob wears all denim, and the Asian man is a karate expert. Fuck this show and fuck the writers.

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>Cooper will never put his disease in you

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>2 days till the next episode

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>>83504815
>that mega milk maiden in the bottom right

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IM HERE SHERIFF TRUMAN

>>83504815
why are americans so fucking fat. everyone in that pic is overweight or obese

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Be honest.
Does he have any flaw?

>>83505024

thicc

>>83505057
he's too cute

on a more serious note, not having a flaw could be a flaw, as a character

>>83504898
What a cuckette

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Anyone for pie?

Come discuss Lynch

>>83500004
>>83500004
>>83500004

>>83505057

yeah, he's too darned handsome

>>83504894
Denise and Hawk are cool though.

>>83505275
Nah, unless you have apple or lemon meringue. I fucking hate cherry pie.

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>>83505057
He might be too agreeable for some.

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Why is Bobby Peru so fucking scary?

>>83504898
Laura Dern is so cute there

I wanna take her on a date to an ice cream parlour

>>83504815
Look at all those fucking normies.

the tp free episode link in on plebbit /r/television for several hours and hasn't gotten past 50 upvotes haha, this show is dead!!!

>>83505048
Are you implying you wouldn't the thicc Isabella Rossilini in front?

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>>83505444

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>>83505444
She was cute in Blue Velvet, sure, but she got my dick rock fucking hard in Wild at Heart.

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>>83505408
Over the line.

>>83505408
This isn't a screenshot from the new TP, is it?

Was Maddy Laura's doppelganger?

>>83505522
>Originally, the film featured more explicit erotic scenes between Sailor and Lula. In one, she has an orgasm while relating to Sailor a dream she had of being ripped open by a wild animal. Another deleted scene had Lula lowering herself onto Sailor's face saying, "Take a bite out of Lula".[8]

>>83505408
I don't think it counts as cuckoldry if you're getting paid to pretend to be one.

>>83505592
Is gay for pay gay then?

>>83505577
Jesus.
Q2 extended fanedit when?

>>83505618
You'd be either gay or stupid to even consider gay for pay.

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Late night doorknob appreciation begins.

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>>83504898
these threads always seem to suffer from a serious lack of Isabella-posting

>>83505618
No.

>>83505651
Anybody else catch that Josie never stayed in the doorknob and could just travel through wood in the forests of Twin Peaks? Even Pete started talking to her above the hotel's fireplace in the finale.

>>83505569
There is no new TP, there is no old TP, there is only Kyle in all contemporaneous forms.

>>83505444
>>83505522
>>83505577
I just have to say these are, excuse me, some damned fine digits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf5qXiS2-_U

>>83505623
The scene where the guy shoots his head off was somewhat censored in the US release and the censorship was kept in the dvd/bluray release which I think is weird. There apparently is a box set that contains 32 deleted scenes from the movie, like a green box set is what I've found, but I don't know if you can even find it anywhere.

>>83505757
>every instance of a MacLachlan character, from the Stone Age to the year 10,191 is actually a manufactured being created to prevent Cooper's return

Now that's some fucking lore.

>>83505777
You can own that set if you have 400 fucking dollars to spare. Never could find a rip of the Green Box's content.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ydwejYxQKw

is this canon?

>>83505850
It's $200 on Amazon right now from a third party seller.

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>>83505577
>In one, she has an orgasm while relating to Sailor a dream she had of being ripped open by a wild animal.

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>>83505775
10/10

>>83505850
>>83505903
Also the mystery disc is on Soulseek. I'll try and get it but it's a lot of large files and people on Soulseek are ban happy.

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>>83505824
Better than the paltry tidbits in the Georgia Coffee ads that's for damn sure.

>>83504945
cant wait

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>>83505430

Bobby is /ourguy/

>>83504815
Look at that freak show. Hope Kyle at least got a tit job from that fat latina

>>83505430
He's unpredictable, sneaky, unapologetically evil, and he has those fucking nasy-ass meth teeth.
I wouldn't want to deal with that crazy asshole in passing, and Sailor ended up having to face the business end of his gun. There's also the fear that if he killed Sailor and made it back, the first thing he'd do is rape Lula.

Jeffrey Beaumont.

What a name.

>>83504815
I'm 7 episodes in to the first season because of /tv/ memes and its boring as fuck. If I don't like it so far should I quit?

>David Lynch was born in Missoula, MT

What did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okoOe5ho3VM

my DOG barks some...

>>83506427

just stop watching it if it's that boring to you anon. not that hard

>>83506446
Why the fuck did he consider this place a good idea?

>>83506446
>fucking guy with the fire every time

>>83506347
Big pee pee :)

JACK, COME HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnWsjtr3Ioc

>>83506523
Then at some point during this whole thing there's 3 morbidly obese women that come running out of some trailer naked.

>>83506554
You just know Peru fucked the shit out of all three of em too.

>>83505892
>there is only Kyle in all contemporaneous forms

Canon

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>>83506546

>>83506546

what did he mean by this?

>>83506819

she

wore

BLUUUEE VELVETTT

>>83506706
Brutal fucking murder

BABY WANTS TO FUCK

>>83505824
Until thousands of years in the future he breaks free and ascends as the Kwisatz Haderach

>>83507169

HEINEKEN? FUCK THAT SHIT! PABST BLUE RIBBON

they made lucy too stupid. She's stupid but she got TOO stupid.

>>83506819
Who was the dead guy with his hands tied?

Also I genuinely thought the guy in the costume was gonna be Isabella rosellini

>>83507269
The mind rots as you get older

My mother used to have certain aspects of intelligence but now she's just an idiot

>>83507270
It was Dorothy's husband. The husband whose ear Jeffrey finds at the beginning of the movie. Frank kidnapped him (and her son) so Dorothy would basically be his sex slave.

>>83507270

Isabella Rossellini's character's husband

>>83507193
My dick can only get so hard.

@83507309
What kind of a dumb ass response is this? Not even giving out a (You) for this shit. Take an @ you stupid faggot.

>>83507269
She's aging, and age slows your mind down.

This isn't the first time she freaked out on a mobile device, either. Lucy similarly jumped when Harry walked in while she was talking to him on the intercom. Can't remember if that was from FWWM or an FWWM deleted scene.

@83507396
@83507309
Stop samefagging. No one cares. Move along.

>>83507435

you're not on discord, @ isn't how you reply to posts here

>>83507435
old angry faggot with a disintegrating brain detected

>>83506639
What did he mean by this

>>83507478
Weird amount of projection there. Is everything okay?

>>83505618

Gay for pay is gay because you're literally a guy fucking a guy.

Being paid to be a cuck in a porn video isn't cuckoldry because you're not the boyfriend/husband of the porn actress. You're basically just getting paid to have a front row seat to a live porn show and act like you're not enjoying it. You have no real reason to give two shits about some porn actress fucking some porn actor.

>>83505430
I actually laugh every time he goes "those are dummies....dummy."

>>83504894
>I just got done watching and I have to say this series is very problematic. They way that men talk to and treat women is extremely sexist and degrading. But the worst thing is how transphobic it is. They use Denise to get a cheap laugh by exploiting the stuggle and pain of the transsexual community. Also the few token minorities are extremely stereotypical, Josie speaks in broken English despite living in America for 6 years, Hawk is and expert tracker, Bob wears all denim, and the Asian man is a karate expert. Fuck this show and fuck the writers.

I can just imagine the most whitest cis man with an ugly fucking beard and glasses wrote this garbage.

>>83507530
Wow you really are infuriated over something. All I did was reply to your post and cite an example of Lucy always being an idiot. You're the one spouting accusations of samefaggotry.

>>83505430
Is wild at heart kino?

>>83507578
It's one of the few films that deserved the Palme d'Or it got.

>>83505775
I...I think she's legitimately weirder than David Lynch.

>>83507570
I'm someone else buddy. Your outlandish reply simply caught my eye. Like, where does it even come from? Can't be healthy.

>>83507633

maybe that's why they were a couple for a while.

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>>83506427
Hahaha
LYNCHED
Y
N
C
H
E
D

>>83504894
Fuck Lynch and fuck white people.

>>83507664
I mean as much as Lynch gets labeled as "weird" he's a pretty folksy stable guy at heart, hes just in tune with creative energies

Something about Isabella Rossilini is...off. She seems like a legit alien, or someone who would freak out for no reason.

>>83507638
He was making crazy as fuck replies to anybody who said that Lucy was older as an explanation for why she wasn't as smart. His angry and dismissive replies made me wonder if he was experiencing some mental slowdown himself and didn't like thinking about it.

You're all wrong, Lynch made Lucy legitimately retarded because he's allowed to now and he loves strange old people and retards

>>83507713
Pure projection.

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So apparently the censored version of the now now free on youtube was actually edited by Lynch himself. He's taking the piss out of people. Literally LYNCHING the normies.

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>>83507770
Lucy and Andy were always legitimately retarded and this has never changed. The studio would never have attempted to censor stupid characters. Again, this was far from the first time Lucy has freaked out at the concept of talking on the phone with a person who was walking.

Both characters along with Dick Tremaine, were parodies of a daytime soap, and acted like little kids emulating shit like Days of Our Lives.

>>83507868
>OH!
>You're nice.

I kek'd. This is comedy gold.

>>83507713
Some of it though like @ is a typical 4chan meme. Look at you getting all worked up into a froth over it.

>>83507902
Right, but their dumbness was played for cutesy laughs, while it's now played to be as uncomfortable jarring with the real world (other normal cops) as possible

>>83506427
The first 9 episodes of season 2 are much better.

>>83507996
Just can't wrap my head around a guy getting so worked up over posts that weren't insulting or even particularly stupid.

>>83508007
That's your interpretation. I saw it as perfectly in line with both characters. Sounds like you're just not liking the juxtaposition that was always in the old series, but never really shown until now.

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Hopefully Laura Dern is in the next episode.

>>83507996
He's not from 4chan.

>>83507542
And this isn't even cuck porn. It's just a TV show. Kyle isn't even playing himself.

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>>83508020
Howard says hello

>>83508187
He's like Ralph Fiennes's autistic brother.

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>tfw reading fan theories

>tfw Donna is no longer canon

how the fuck does Harold's death make any sense now??

>>83504894
It seems you got LYNCHED

>>83508222
Hey, everybody called Michael Cera as Lucy's son.
Nobody realized Dick would be the father, but they were half right.

>>83508236
She's canon, she just won't be mentioned again probably, and for the better. Now if only the same would happen to James.

>>83508236
How the fuck is Donna no longer canon?

She obviously died in that motorcycle accident that fucked James up.

>>83507709
I think she's just crazy, but ultimately pretty decent herself.
It was her idea to help Lynch get over his fear of working in front of a camera. Gordon Cole could've been somebody else entirely if it weren't for her.

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>>83508236
Best Donna is crucial to Fire Walk. What the fuck is Lynchpin thinking?

>>83507709
Yes bozo.

https://youtu.be/VY6P_Ws0kzY

>>83508441
Lynch must have shit taste in television

He must have watched Family Guy before taking a role in The Cleveland Show

>>83508187
Howard is comfy desu

>>83508575
He's probably friends with Seth. He's been involved with plenty of garbage in the past for the same reason.

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FEBRUARY

NINETEEN EIGHTY NINE

>>83508700
What could he possibly mean by this?

>>83508700
>Laura Palmer died on my actual birthday

>>83508619
stop calling things comfy. You make everyone in these threads a lot less intelligent.

>>83508826
Somebody get this hothead a blanket.

Hellllo~oooooo~OOOOOOOO

And they told me Twin Peaks wouldn't be comfy anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCGtJ5Gcj0o

Is this where we talk about Judy?

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>>83508889
'no'

What are you listening to RIGHT NOW /tpg/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfjDNCQQaFU

>>83508931
are you sure because i thought we were going to finally talk about Judy

>>83508948
Fucking hell she's cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jdtMIpF56s

>>83509006
>>83508931
>>83508889
>>83508863
>>83508948
>>83509020
>all this cringe

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In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all.

We're gonna keep her out of it.

>>83508948
Lynch's 2013 album. Most of his music is pretty good I think. Hope he makes another album at some point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKpaLg5dIF0

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Ah found somethin, in Seattle at Jewdies

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>>83509037
>using cringe as a noun

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>>83509037
FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE

>>83508122
3/10

>>83508863
Sonny Jim, such a knowing and loving soul.

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>>83508826

>>83509074
How interesting, I thought we were gonna leave Judy out of it.

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>>83504815
t.plebbit

>>83509338
>crossing out his name

>>83509373
that's because it's him

>>83504815
Everything about this "The Return" and the original is fucking terrible.

I gave it every opportunity to do something.

It did nothing.
Fuck this shit. It needs to be cancelled.

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>>83509402

>>83509402
OK Michael J Anderson you can stop posting now.

>>83509402
it did a lot of things. you are just a super faggot.

most probably an ausfag.

>>83509108
Is there any symbolism behind the fact that they have an adopted child?

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>>83509402
Unclench your anus and enjoy the ride. Here's a (You) if that's what you needed.

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>>83509402

>>83504815
/tpg/ is already dead after only 13 days. What a joke of a series and fanbase LOL

>>83509582
ROFLK

>>83509582
13 days is still pretty good for a show without any new episodes yet LMAO

I found a download for those Wild At Heart deleted scenes. It's got both the being torn apart by wild animals part and the "take a bite of Lula" part. I'll make some webms tomorrow and maybe upload the whole disc (with a lot of stuff besides the Wild At Heart scenes) somewhere if I manage to get all of it.

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>>83509685

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What washed up comedian do you want to see next?

>start watching twin peaks
>impressed by the first season
>start watching second season
>edgy shit slowly drips in
>keep watching because I like the characters
>it becomes a soap halfway the second season
>finish it anyway
>watch pilot of the new season
>non stop edgy shit that's not even remotely related to anything that made the original series work

Forced retirement for senile directors and writers when?

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>>83509338

>>83509854
Hi, Michael. Get any Omegle wins lately?

>>83509757
Joe Rogan
Doug Stanhope

>>83509900
>literally admits he's too stupid for an accessible lynch production
>blames the director/writer for not giving a shit about him anyway

Jesus Christ.

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>>83509728
>Coop's thumbs up comes from wanting to communicating with Gordon without screaming at him

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He's not wrong

>>83510021
This show can't be that hard to figure out. Holy fuck, Inland Empire was more confusing and even it wasn't that hard to piece together. We're only 2/9ths of the way through it, too.

>>83505699
She wanted to flee Twin Peaks. Bob made her a permanent resident of the Great Northern.

>>83510104
Karma's a bitch. Josie was a horrible person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TSyU6djt7M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IuW3boAPfg

>>83505777

Weird; my copy has the head being blown off.

>>83509757
Bill Burr

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How do you feel about Lynch promoting his new musician friends at the end of each episode?

>>83510339
As long as Morrissey doesn't show up I'm fine with it

>>83509051
the other one is better

>>83510102
>Inland Empire was more confusing and even it wasn't that hard to piece together
So, what was it about then?

>>83510179
>4minutes of clapping
no wonder, the audience was full of americlaps

>>83510421
why?

>>83510314
COOP
THE SPIRITS
GOSH DARN IDIOT

>>83509900
>only liked Blue Velvet and Mulholland Drive
No shit you're not gonna like neo-Lynch.

More importantly, why would anyone go on a Facebook rant because they don't like a fucking tv show? Have some self respect.

>>83510593
>why would anyone go on a Facebook rant because they don't like a fucking tv show?
not only that but the post is taken from ShowTimes offical page and he wrote that under some video that was related to the new season
he went out of his way to post that fucking wall of text

>>83508122
She's not

>>83510553
>doesn't even know about the official cannes clapometer

>>83510665
>>83510553
Yea, at Cannes they either boo and walk out or they clap for 10 minutes. It's practically protocol by this point.

>>83510621
Feels like he's self conscious about it. He's in the vast minority and he knows it.

>>83510468
A cursed film that sucks the actors into its world, built upon on a series of real events (in the world of Lynch's film). It uses this to string together a variety of strange vignettes that David Lynch had filmed while he was messing around, as well as an excuse to parody aspects of other films.

>>83505057
he couldn't find the killer in time to save madeline and he got scared by his doppleganger instead of confronting him. Also his flaw now currently is that he is brain dead

>Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
>When I take you out in the surrey
Every Ray Wise scene is amazing

>>83510102

Nice reading comprehension.

am I wrong if I liked all 4 episodes of the return so far?

anyway I hope evil cooper was up to something more than simply being a criminal

>>83510904
>am I wrong if I liked all 4 episodes of the return so far?

Yes. It has nothing in common with the original season.

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>>83510665

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>>83510904
>something more than simply being a criminal
yeah he clearly was out for some information that the principal had, he was clearly possed by a spirit from the lodge so maybe thats related?

>>83505057
He's too optimistic about human nature, which makes him unable to really confront the atrocities which happen around him.

>>83510904
No. They were good episodes.

POST MAID JOSIE RIGHT NOW

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>>83510904
Don't forget about GAR-MON-BO-ZIA. When it looks like he's just being a criminal remember that he's creating pain and suffering, and feeding off of it.

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>>83511058

>>83511084

Perfection.

>>83511069
My guess is that the extent of his machinations will be gradually explained as the series progress.

>>83511137
Yeah he's locked up in the same prison as that principal who was born the same day as Dougie right? And there was something about a senator's car, the mercedes he was driving I guess.

>>83509685
Gj Anon, DO ET

>>83510766
You have no idea what you're talking about, and you're wrong

>>83507868
He's basically saying if you're watching this on youtube then fuck off.

>>83511342
I wondered why the episodes were uploaded. The censoring is fucking hilarious.

>>83507868
Is this for real? Why would Youtube care about a statue even.

When I walk around town naked statues aren't covered to protect under-18s.

>>83511450
Lynch apparently did the censoring himself. He's taking the piss and parodying censorship in general.

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Why is Cole so perfect? This character is better than he's ever been and Lynch's acting has significantly improved.

He's just so endearing this guy. I hope he plays a major role in season 3.

>>83511450
Lynch did it because he knew they were going to censor the real nudity, so he's just fucking with them by censoring something completely innocuous.

>>83511483
It's looking like he and Albert are the mains until Coop gets his shit together.

We have to go back. Twin Peaks, Missoula, Canada, I don't care. Not enough comfy.

CARSICK

>>83510573
His music is awful. he's a twat in person. and his voice is shite.

>>83511692
This, he's an absolute wanker.

>>83507868
this is great

>>83511659
MONTANAAAAAAAAAA

>>83511734
I know right? Such a hateful right wing bigot ^^

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will he be back?

>>83505057
failed the test of the black lodge, told laura to take the ring to save himself

>>83505892
every appearance by kyle is canon

>>83512060
>told laura to take the ring to save himself

Are you retarded, anon?

>>83506347
rkelly stuck in the closet

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>>83511496
I wouldn't mind agent Preston being a main...

>>83511891
He's always been a bag o dicks. His opinions all suck. He hates jazz, says dully, "like, it's going nowhere, like". Shut yer cock trap, you fookin pillock, your pants smell of shite irish lager and yer mum's piss.

>>83506446
kino

>>83506706
rape murder

>>83512058
We can only hope.

>>83512102
>he didnt get it
lmao okay pleb

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>>83512148

>>83512280
Explain

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>>83512148
>>83512289
MORE

Fire Fuck With Me: Teresa Spanks and the last seven lays of Laura Palmer

>>83512154
rude

>>83511483
>nd Lynch's acting has significantly improved
but nothing will ever top
>JEFFRIES, WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? YOU'VE BEEN GONE DAMN NEAR TWO YEARS!

>>83512148
she's the author of the dossier in the secret history so I'd assume that she plays a big part

>>83512343
>ring stops lodge spirits from possessing wearer
>laura puts on ring to stop bob possessing her
>bob kills her as a result
>time distortion exists in twin peaks (annie appearing on laura's bed)
>coop uses this to tell laura not to take the ring so that he wont have to come to twin peaks and get trapped in the black lodge

>>83512289
this video was practically deleted from the internet
I wonder why?
https://ok.ru/video/32967953077

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>>83512357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpsisSk_cYE

>>83512407
This is actually a relatively coherent theory, but I choose not to adhere to it because I still believe that Coop is a good character and wouldn't do something so deceitful.

Unless of course the "Coop" she saw in her dream was actually Bad Coop trying to trick her into getting possessed by Bob.

>>83512407
>coop uses this to tell laura not to take the ring so that he wont have to come to twin peaks and get trapped in the black lodge
pretty sure he said it more because he didnt understood the ring or because he thought it was some bad mojo

>>83504898

I love that Kyle considers this the canon origin story of Dale Cooper, because the characters are very similar in their idealism and it's not a stretch at all. It's basically young Cooper being exposed to the harsh realities of the world with a thirst for mysteries.

What would it take for Blue Velvet to be the canon origin of Coop? David Lynch saying it is so? Or is it impossible to bring that into the fray at this point?

>>83512461
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>>83512465
Coop is good to a fault. He tells her not to take the ring because he knows it results in her death or at least giving her soul up and he always believes there is another way.

>>83512461
Essential fapcore.

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>>83512432
OH CHRYSTA BELL

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>>83512407
>>83512474
>annie uses this to tell laura not to take the ring so that coop wont have to come to twin peaks and get trapped in the black lodge

fixed it

Season has been great so far.
Michael Cera was perfect.
Retarded Cooper scenes take too much time though.

>>83512501
>I love that Kyle considers this the canon origin story of Dale Cooper
Source?

I think that's a cute idea but it's also pretty absurd and defeating of Blue Velvet's ending thematically, to have Jefferey stay or go back into that dark world which he learns to live in ignorance of by the end of the film.

>>83505057

Yeah. Plenty, actually. He's basically playing catch-up the entire series.

>>83512465
he's trying to get out of spending, for all he knows, eternity in a red room

>>83505699

Nah, that's retarded. There is zero precedent for a citizen of Twin Peaks to suddenly possess wood upon death.

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>>83512540
IT DOESN'T GET ANY WIDER

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>>83512601
>There is zero precedent for a citizen of Twin Peaks to suddenly possess wood upon death.

>>83512540
I recognize that bulge.

>>83512432
Because you can see she's a tranny.

>>83512383
Already been topped.

>THERE THEY ARE, ALBERT. FACES OF STONE

>>83512703
>implying that's bad

>>83512684
>>83512703
>implying it's not padding to insure her vagina isn't seen through all white lingerie

>>83512148
She's such a terrible actress, though. I guess I'm too much of a fag to fawn over her based on looks alone.

>>83509093

Honestly... I love how these 4 episodes have produced memorable, quotable moments like this and HELLLO--OOOOOOooOOO.

It kind of shows that they still have it. Even if nobody has ever been able to define what "it" is.

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>>83512734
>Chrysta Bell Defence Force

>>83512734
Yeah, that's why the "padding" looks like she's tucking in her dick.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXa8xWiFd9U

>>83512741
>She's such a terrible actress, though.
she's not the worst actress in Twin Peaks. That's obviously Leo. And Harold, Window Earle and Bobby and James have worse moments than her

>>83512726
It's a great thing, actually.

>>83512510
No. Taking the ring = death.
Not taking the ring = possessed by Bob/losing her soul.

>>83512768
>>83512769
you might be literally retarded if you actually think she's a man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMckyFoEEGI

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>>83512793
>bobby has bad moments

shit taste

>>83512793
Windom Earle wasn't terrible, his character was awful but he did at least alright given the material. Bobby is alright too. Leo and Harold, agreed they're the worst actors on the show.

Season 3 is different from the original run though, gone is that soap quality so having a terrible actress stands out more now.

>>83512831
She's a chick with a dick.

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>>83512831
>tall for a woman
>deep voice
She could easily be a man who started taking meds and had extensive facial reconstructive surgery. There are lots of trannies out there who pass for women if you don't look carefully enough.

>>83512838
he does have bad moments
the part where his father tells him his dream
it feels more like Bobby is mocking him than actually feeling authentic.

>>83506819
Mfw he's dressed just like Dougie

>>83512909
I thought it was more authentic as bobby seemed like a guy who has trouble being honest with himself.

>>83512902
>>83512868
nice bait, but I'm not falling for it. There's more than enough proof that she's actually a woman if you actually researched into her.

>>83512960
Such as?

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>>83512902
>>83512769
>>83512768

Nigga, if you're gay or want to lop your cock off you should just own that shit instead of projecting.

>>83511450
>When I walk around town naked statues aren't covered to protect under-18s
This has a completely different meaning to what you actually meant to say,
>When I walk around town, naked statues aren't covered to protect under-18s

David Lynch is actually a female, and there's no way you can prove otherwise

>>83513125
>implying women can be that creative
nice meme

>>83513179
m'lady

why are normans so butthurt over the ben horne civil war arc?

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>new episode tomorrow

Hey, is it necessary to watch The Missing Pieces before going in to the new Season?

>>83508655

Not Seth, Clevelands voice actor.

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>>83513296
pretty much essential

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>>83513202
>the 2 fucking weeks wait is finally almost over

>>83513346
I just watched Fire Walk With Me, any way to get them without the movie?

>>83504945
Honestly when I first saw this scene I smirked a little bit. I imagined some goofy music playing in the background.

Leland is kinda terrifying, but at times he also looks really funny, like Bob. It's weird.

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>>83512461

>>83513396
Don't worry too much, the new season is fairly cryptic right now anyway.

>>83513396
>I just watched Fire Walk With Me
so watch the "Missing Pieces"
how lazy can you be that you cant even watch some fucking deleted scenes

>>83511483

The whole buddy cop subplot between Albert und Cole is one of my favourite plotlines so far.

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>>83513493
Where? All the torrents I've found have put them together.

>>83513075
She's got a nice bulge.
That is proof she's a tranny.

>>83513562
https://pirateproxy.cc/torrent/10647751/Twin.Peaks.Fire.Walk.with.Me.1992.The.Missing.Pieces.BDRip.x264-
Its not even that hard

>>83513562
there is this compilation on rutracker that is basically a montage of FWWM and MP together

https://rutracker.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=5250836

Anywhere I can watch the first episode? Sorry if this question has been asked a bunch

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>>83513634
>>83513634
>>83513634