>Its a Simpsons thread Post in this and have a good

>>83493090
>'empowered' femenest comedian steps out of line.
>suddenly no longer empowered, chooses to role play as 'powerless' female victim, because being a victim is the easiest role for a woman to play since anything you say makes you look good as a victim.

>>83493691
This shit makes me sad, brehs.

YOU DON'T WIN FRIENDS WITH SAL-AD
YOU DON'T WIN FRIENDS WITH SAL-AD
YOU DON'T WIN FRIENDS WITH SAL-AD

bort's sneed and fuck

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>it's a Simpsons thread

>>83493963

POST IN IT

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>the lady gaga episode was 5 fucking years ago and the simpsons is still going

just let it die, who even watches new simpsons

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>>83494243

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>>83494953

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was recommended this on Amazon the other day. It's an ice cube tray that shapes your ice into little Homers

>>83495298
Pitt the Elder though

>>83495458
are you supposed to piss into it?

>>83495449
>Irish_Poster_on_4chan.webm

>>83495828
>Hothead_on_Bane_thread.jpg

>>83495828
DOWN IN FRONT

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>>83495828

>>83495878
here we go.....

>>83495757
of course

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> Hey, Vern. Help me get my head out of this toilet.

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TRA LALA LA PADOO!

>>83493691
>>83493813

Seriously. Shut the fuck up you pathetic redpilled faggot.

>>83494075

>I can't believe I paid 10 000 bucks for this class
>what the hell was that lab f ee for?

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Bane?

>>83495828

SOMEBODY GET THAT CAT OUT OF THE WAY!

>>83495936

After lunch, can I whip you?

>>83496670

That was alcohol free champagne

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>>83495298

>Hey Fraiser shut up!

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>>83495926

>>83496260
>RDJ.png

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What the fuck was his problem?

>>83496953

best one time appearance characters? Aside from Mr. Scorpion

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>Simpsons thread

"Groovy"

>>83496953
The spirals, they speak to him.

>>83496978
>Hank Scorpio was the bad guy from Drive

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EXCUSE ME I work in a power plant I think I know...

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>>83496988
>>83497013

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THE BOX, THE BOX

>>83497475

I wonder what was inside of it.

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I was looking up stuff about Jessica Lovejoy cause she was so hot and perfect and I saw this...

>When Springface was introduced to Springfield, she became one of Lewis' online friends.[3]

what did they mean by this?

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>>83495926

What's the matter Sneedhead? Can't handle the bantz?

>>83495728
>fat guy hat

>>83497525
it could be anything! it could even be a boat!

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If you die before you wake

>>83497753
>kerbapple hair still on scene.
If you're going to shitpost at least do it right.

>>83497763
really makes u think....

>>83493691
>femenest

die

>>83497763

The fuck is dry? What would you use to get a dry flavor in beer?

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>rag on a stick

>>83497763
What about Duff Raspberry?

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I sleep in a drawer

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CHOWDA

>>83497984

Made me chuckle

>>83497795
>kerbapple
It's Crandall

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Well Scooby Doo can "doo doo"
But Jimmy Carter is Smarter

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>>83498040

>>83497946
Loved that episode
>Freddy hun, I think something just crawled into the backseat.
>I'm not paying you to talk

>>83497884
mmmm steamed clams.

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>>83498114

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>>83497852
>momma's pryin' bar

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My favorite scene

You Only Move Twice is my favorite episode.

>>83495201
When will manlets learn?

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>>83496328
Let's get em fellas. Heheheheh

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>>83498286
>mfw trying to comprehend this meme

>>83495828
poor little black cat

>>83496429

YOU'RE OFF THE CASE, MCGARNAGLE

>>83497190

DROPPED HIS NOTES

AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HIS NOTES

THE FLOOR

hahaha...

>>83498377
Goddamn I miss Phil

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>>83498286
>No one who feeds sneed could be an evil man

>>83498377
There's the TRUTH....>:(
and
The TRUTH! :D

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>>83498426

>>83498168

ITS BEEN ON THE BEST SELLER LIST FOR THE LAST 18 MONTHS

>>83498426
H-hey, this isn't the YMCA...

>>83498482
I'LL SCREAM SO LOUD THE WHOLE COUNTRY WILL SHARE AND LIKE AND LEAVE A COMMENT ON THEIR SOCIAL MEDIA

>>83498608
[SPOILER]boing[/SPOILER]

>the font that is used in "The Simpsons" title and end credits is not only unique, but also has trademark and copyright protection.

Damn

>>83498653
autist

>>83498568
watch the potty mouth, honey

will there ever be a reddit/4chan crossover episode

god fucking dammit. I'm watching American Sniper right now and there's a fucking DIA agent named Snead.

>>83498434
IT'S A GEO!

>>83497821
Lower the sugar content you fucking pleb
dry is the opposite of sweet

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Johnny!

>>83499215

Are you tra-tra-tra-trolling me?

>>83499353
Normally the phrase isn't used in reference to beer. It's more of a wine thing. I actually think they meant dry as in non-alcoholic given the context. But when it comes to wine, the yeast converts the sugar into alcohol, that's why dryer wines have higher alcohol content.

>>83494243
Itchy & Scratchy needs a spinoff with movies, TV, Broadway, theme parks, everything.

Why is the best part of The Simpsons still the only thing that they didn't cash-in on?

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Please take the fries off my head.

>>83499578

Yeah, I understand that, but how do you lower the sugar count when fermenting is what causes it? Are there "weaker" yeast strains to lower said sugar count?

>>83493691
Fuck off /pol/

>>83499633
I think they control the amount of yeast added. The reaction stops when the alcohol is strong enough to kill the yeast in there, but you can add more yeast to convert more sugar into alcohol

>>83499546
Have you been up all night eating cheese?

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>>83499723

Gotcha, thanks for the explanation.

>>83499578
Don't forget dry ciders

>>83499743

I think I'm blind

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>>83499765
Cheers mate!
its literally my job

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>>83499810
900 dollary doos

>>83499810

AAAAANNNNNDDDDDYYYYYYY!

I want your job

>>83499779
Yup, there's those too. Not exactly my style ciders, though I do prefer dry when I have them. A local apple orchard makes a dry cider with hopps added. Tasty stuff.

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>>83499840

>>83499846
It's a good job. To be clear, my job is knowing wine and spirits, not making them.

>>83496955
Fuck off /pol/tard

>>83497903
>"YOU'RE FAT!"
>"Just more of me to love, honey"
>Gets knocked out by a bottle
Always loved that scene

>>83499959

Either way, sounds like a fun job.

Prost!

>>83498185
>Look Smithers, GARBO is coming!

>>83495449
Am I the only one that feels this was actually too racy for The Simpsons?

>>83500389

They gay joke or the women dancing?

>>83500470
The women.

>>83500506
post golden age simpsons has done alot of stupid shit

>>83501603

Awwww, you added the stink lines and everything

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>>83495146
>>83495146

>>83501663
Mmm, this lemonade really hit's the spot.

>>83501663

You are my best friend

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>>83495926
...?

i don't get it

>>83502218
not getting the sneed feed sign has become a /tv/ meme

>>83502218
>>83503322
Chuck's Feed & Seed?

>>83502218
chucks meme and bait

>>83499795

HOT STUFF COMIN THRU

>>83497821
Look closer. Therw is 1 (one) main pipe which goes to 3(three) barells with different names

>>83495034
>Me a lika da flied lice
>Me frappa dickey rong time

>>83495757
Get litty

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>This is just like every other Simpsons thread
>Yes, but with one important difference...oh, they took that out...Yes it is like every other Simpsons thread.

>>83499154
wow all this time i thought ned said 'It's at G-O'

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How did he get away with this?

>>83495449
>accidentally clicking on /u/ instead of /v/

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I wonder what my life would be like if I robbed the Kwik-E-Mart

>>83497984
>>83498009
>>83498081
>>83498144
>>83498269
>>83498303
>>83498348
These are pretty good.

>>83494169
>and those

Really? Fucking hell, man

>>83510528
What epidose was this?

>>83511334
The cartridge family

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>>83511604
Thanks senpai

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Carl hole

>>83511932
*Card Horde

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u8hN4J7y7E

>>83511622
Kek, 20 years later and I can still hear Burns' moans.

>>83497903
>>83499998
there's probably some nasty barafag jerking his cheese-encrusted microdick to fat bart right now

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>>83493090

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>>83496931

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpxgO3oKqdg

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>>83499633
>>83499723
Fermentation doesn't create the sugars. The yeast feeds off the sugar in the grapes/apples/honey etc.

>>83513194
>What a crappy candle
>You've ruined our vacation!

>>83512988
Getting that Cadillac in Simpsons: Hit & Run was such a drag

>>83513194
Now what can you tell us about apple cider and specifically about how to separate it from apple juice?

>>83501178

This wasn't too far post golden age though. Still in the scully era.

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I would also like to express my fondness for that particular beer

>>83495728
>dad what are you doin down there
>WASHING MY FAT GUY HAT HONEY

>>83494075
DUDE WEED LMAO

>>83514008
If it's clear and yella, you've got juice there, fella.
If it's tangy and brown, you're in cider town.
Now there's two exceptions and here's where it gets kind of tricky.
It's even trickier this side of the Atlantic with cider being alcoholic and having recently undergone a popularity boom with what I call "soft" ciders that are much less potent than the traditional stuff as well as being carbonated.

http://www.mass.gov/agr/massgrown/cider_juice_difference.htm

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>>83498333
Trips of truth

>>83494075
>flagrant false advertising

>>83512490
>not making the men Pepes
>not making the monkeys Wojaks

Fucking pleb.

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>Homer: 10
>Terrorists: 8

imagine them putting this in an episode today lel

>>83506894
>Therw
>barells

Had one too many Duffs, lad?

>>83502218
Sn-eed's F-eed and S-eed -> Ch-uck's F-uck and S-uck

how do people not get this?

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>>83516143
Why would there be a business called "Fuck and Suck"?

Probability theory tells us that to start assuming complexity based on nothing makes the outcome far less likely to be true. Based on what we know, Chuck's Feed and Seed is far more likely than your alternative.

Just because it's a children's cartoon doesn't mean everything has to be a joke.

>>83515672
Why wouldn't they?

>>83512963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhe3vSe-mmw

>>83517232

what if the joke was that the store was just called Chucks, instead of Sneeds Feed and Seed? If it was called Chucks, they could sell anything, which is why its funny. Why go from selling everything to only selling feed and seed?

>>83518066
that may be one of my favourite simpsons moments. i even use that reaction IRL from time to time, completely with pulling a fictional cigarette out of my mouth. good thing my friends know i'm a simpsons quoting machine so they're used to it

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Lord Palmerston!

>>83496429
>They slit his through from ear to ear!
>Hey! I'm trying to eat here!

>>83506894

They're fermenting tanks.

>>83516143
If that was the joke, they should have gone with Reed instead of Sneed. Sneed shares the first letter with Seed and also has a second letter not found in Feed and Seed. So if Chuck's store followed the same naming gimmick as Sneed's, it would be Chuck's Fuck & Cuck.

>>83518963
that a way barney
>Pitt the Elder

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>ywn get flashed by Marge wearing nothing but the candy coat

>>83495757
BORT GET OUT IM PISS

>>83496953
what the fuck? i haven't seen this episode and i thought i had seen all of the classic episodes, what is it called?

>>83520828
It's the radioactive man movie episode. Bart goes to look for Milhouse.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBprQffr2g4

>flint, michigan

why would they use this town out of all the towns in america? hmmmmm

>>83520828
dude, wtf? it's from the radioactive man episode. you have to watch it right now!

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WOOHOO look at that blubber go!

It was a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

A part of us all, a part of us all, a part of us all!

Hello Bart. This IS the air and space museum, isn't it?

>ywn get eaten alive by fat Krebaple while she makes bad puns
It's an abstract sort of feel

>>83514478
>false advertising
literally where, pothead?

>>83494301
what? impossible

>>83495798
R9K.webm

>>83520553

Shame they never brought him and Mister Srehtims back

>>83498475
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?

>>83520471
Correct. I would have also accepted "snacktacular".

If you have three Pepsis and drink one, how much more refreshed are you?

>>83522186
pepsi?

>>83522264
Partial credit!

>>83522264
I also would have accepted "snacktacular".

Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.

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>>83512016
>he's probably jerking to said barafag right now

We rigged the cards. They're all in events that Communists never lose.
>I like, I like.
This just came over the wires, Big K!
>Uh-huh, Soviet boycott, U.S. unopposed in most events. How does this affect our giveaway?
Let's see...you personally stand to lose 44 million dollars.

>>83522540
>275x183
why even bother?

>>83522637
>this was a real promotion by McDonalds
>it was such a huge disaster that some of the locations began to run out of free Big Macs

>>83522264
LEARNED, son. It's pronounced LEARNED