Was Sabrina born a witch or did she become one through some magic

1. She was born a mudblood witch since her father was a witch however her powers didn't manifest till later.

2. By IRL standards, yeah I'd say she was pretty hot. By show standards though she was only mid tier. Zelda, Roxie, and the soulless ginger all blew her out completely.

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Caroline Rhea is like that one chubby aunt you have that used to be super hot when she was younger but now she's hitting the wall and she knows it and she's still single so she's always drunk on wine when she comes to visit and the past few times she has come to visit the family lake house and you have been there she has gotten super drunk and you two ended up doing hand stuff with each other by the dock and then fucking behind the boathouse after everyone else went to sleep and now at every family get together when she is in town you two go off on a trip to the "store" that is actually you two going to the woods behind the old empty supermarket and having sex in the back seat of her car then rushing to get the things you said you had to pick up and you've talked about just saying screw it and changing your names and moving to Canada so you can be together even though you don't actually mean it and just want to keep banging her, you know?

>>83487801
Stop fucking your aunt, Anon

>>83486623
You JUST know

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>>83490025

>>83487801
I watch the new Match Game just to see her big titties for childhood me.

>>83486623
Melissa Joan Hart made me an ass man

https://youtu.be/CpjiJxmCXMg

>>83486623
stuck a magic dildo in her pussy

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>>83490082
How can other animal companions even compete?

>>83490231
brrrrrraaaaaaaaappp!

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>"Expelliarmus"
>"Cup"
Still makes me laugh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b858rOO21Fw

>>83490880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q92EhS29Wf8

This has me remembering why I found her so hot.

Had my first sex dream about Melissa Joan Heart

>>83486623
She's still sloppy hot. Probably takes the fist now. Melissa and Joey for the win.

>>83486623
born a witch and she was never hot, she was cute af. there's a difference.

>>83487801
I know this feel.

>>83487801
Wrong aunt to obsess over.

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>star in three successul sitcoms
has anyone else done this?

Shake your whammy fanny

>>83487801
>tl;dr
>Caroline Rhea is like that spinster aunt

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>>83486623
Sabrina was the cute, down to earth, girl next door type, but Aunt Zelda was the hot, mature woman we all wish we could have, even for a one nighter.

>>83492972
I know I should've preferred the skinny one, but my hormones always made me want Tits McGee.

I can't help but think these could be answered by watching the first 5 minutes of the first episode of the show
>>83491700
Seriously. It's not like Zelda wasn't just as thirsty

>>83486623
Her father was a witch.
Her mother was a mortal.
She's always a witch but her powers manifest on her 16th birthday.

>>83493219
So pure witches have their powers since birth? No wait, they got to live in the magic world right?

I forget this show was pretty complicated.

>>83491761
>Clarissa explains it all
>Sabrina the teenage witch
What's the third one?

>>83491761
It's actually really impressive, especially since she fronted them all.

>>83493613
Melissa and Joey was quite a good success, as trash as the show might have been.

>>83493663
Ah, I never saw that one.

Salem was an evil wizard who was punished to spend the rest of his life as a cat because he tried to take over the world. Yet several time in the series he gets magical powers and never turns his self back into a human.

>>83493680
Yeah, I've never seen or heard of that one before.

>>83493663
>Melissa and Joey was quite a good success

IDk it reminds me of shows like Young and Hungry. Which have like 5 season, but I haven't met anybody else who watches it.

>>83493774
It's probably real nice being a cat.

>>83493774
Possibly because he'd get caught and turned right back again if he didn't pass parole.
Or that he just got used to being a cat that could live rent free and fuck with people at his leisure.

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>>83492972
She actually did a couple of porn movies in the early 80's. I think they're both on pornhub.

>>83494093
>live rent free and fuck with people at his leisure.
I'd love to be a cat. Or rather a magical cat that can talk and use the internet.

>>83493873
Yeah but ABC Family and shows like that usually throw out 5 sitcoms a season and hope 1 stick for more than one. They got 5 seasons out of it and worldwide syndication, it really was a hit like that Baby Daddy show, which I'm also sure nobody watched here.

>>83487801
I busted so many loads to her

>>83490231
Oh and i also busted loads to her