>3 bathrooms >3 bedrooms Is the Homer was poor meme

Americans actually do have massive houses like that.

>>83476965
>>83476995

wait, is this *rich* to you? Europoors exposed

>>83476965
They were poor in the sense that Homer barely earned enough money to cover their mortgage, bills and expenses so they didn't really have money to blow around.

>>83477056

>4 bedrooms
>3 bathrooms
>3 living rooms
>massive garage
>massive garden

ITs a big house

>>83477093
>he calls the back yard a garden
europoors can't help but out themselves.

it's an average/middle class home.

>>83476965
What episode implies that Homer is poor?

>>83476965
probably cheaper than my one bedroom in LONDON.
Fucking america man, house are built like flatpacks and have no heritage.

My friend recently moved to Portland and he bought a 5 bedroom, 5 bathroom twin garage monstrosity for 600k freedom bucks. its about 10k more expensive than my place in britbongs.

>>83476995
My family has a bigger house than that (Norwegian). My dad is a municipal janitor and my mom is a teacher. I live pretty far from the city though.

My dads house has 3 full baths and 1 half bath,1 master bedroom and 3 small bedrooms,a finished basement, 4 part garage (3 door and 4th is a connected full size shed) a nice deck and a yard bigger than the simpsons. It's a 250k house. The Simpsons are average/poor they live in the midwest where this is common and affordable.

Hell even my house has a giant yard barn, deck, garage, finished basement, 3 bedrooms and a 1.5 bath and it was only $124k.

I'd say a house like the simpsons around here would cost ~150-180k in my area and that's in 2017 not 1989.

it's in a small irrelevant city, houses like are probably affordable for middle class people

so did shittit recently start rehashing this old frasier/simpson house discussion or was it a youtuber?

>>83476965
>that episode where Lisa punches through the wall behind Homer and Marge's bed

2spoopy.

>my house has 7 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms on 2 acres of land
>we're barely outside of city limits so we have stinky, undrinkable well water instead of the fluoridated jew

feels bad man

>>83477093
for you

>>83476965
isnt it right next to a nuclear plant? nobody wants to live like that? cheap rent lmao?

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I can't even fathom living in a house that big, that thing is a mansion as far as I'm concerned.

>>83477251

Shut up cuck.

I would assume the house is about 3,000 square feet. Which is quite big.

>>83476965
A house with that layout is very old school, but something with that square footage is ~$200k where I'm from, which is easily affordable for the middle class.

>>83476965
what room was homer in in that episode where bart and his friends are fighting over that rare comic in the treehouse in the thunderstorm and marge asks homer if they are ok?

Also all those times bart or lisa were in their rooms and the sidewalk was right ouside there window

>>83476965
Three bathrooms and three bedrooms really isn't that extraordinary, I say that as a Brit where we have much smaller houses, but...
>THREE living spaces
Literally why?

>>83477093
That's pretty, pretty average

>>83476965
technically 2.5 bathrooms

>>83477173
Portland is a shithole though. Fucking homeless junkies everywhere

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>>83477093
for you

Jesus Christ the fucking bots keep bringing up threads too early. When is Hiroshima going to fix this?

>>83477346

this. enjoy your robberies.

>>83477312
>>THREE living spaces
>Literally why?

I feel bad for you bongs.

One living room is for entertaining, one is the family den where the tv is, and the last one is the man of the house's den.

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>>83476965
>this is a citycuck's idea of "rich"
LMAO

>>83476965
>what's up with the garage?

and he wasn't poor. He had a middle class job at a nuclear plant

>wake up early
>jealous of america hours

>>83476965
Well a 3,000 sq ft house can sell for just over 200K in Springfield. Property values are not that high.

>>83476965
I grew up in a house almost exactly like that and my parents were far from rich. You just think he's rich because you've been cucked into believing you deserve little for your work by corporate culture. Stay a slave.

>>83477368

bots?

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>tfw poorfag
>tfw will never have 2 couches

>>83476965
>back in the day, you could get a job straight out of college and earn enough to live in a house like that after a year of accumulating your wages
>now that's an endgame house and you have to live like a wage suck in a small cuckapartment
REEEEEEE KILL ALL BOOMERS. THEY SCREWED US OVER AND FUTURE GENERATIONS JUST SO THEY COULD LIVE LIKE KING FOR 30-40 YEARS

>>83477424
The bots that bring up old threads. They get tagged as topical or not and when they are not they get recycled. Most of the posts in this thread are from the old thread.

>>83477380

3 bathrooms is typically, 1 attached to the master bedroom for head of house/parents. 2 for kids or other house residents, and 3 is a half bath or is only used when guests are over. 3 bedrooms means 3 seperate people or 1 family or in my case 1 room for friends, 1 room for comic books and collectibles, and 1 room for me.

>>83477454

This isnt >>x lad

>>83477380
But if you had a fucking basement as well (again, something that very few people over here have), you'd put the "den" in there wouldn't you? A third living area on the ground floor is just totally fucking stupid. Genuinely feel like a house that's that big just for the sake of being big couldn't possibly be cozy at all.

>>83477388
That's a good starter home.

>>83476965
This was normal in America during the 80s.

Bathroom placement in the 2nd story is wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfXxoSuXB0A

>>83477488
>>x
Apparently it's /r/eddit though...

>>83477493
Basement for storage and maybe fixing up later if you want to do something with it.

Are you guys really so poor over there you can't have that many rooms in your house?

My house is even bigger than that and I don't work for a nuclear power plant.

>>83476965
>tfw 3rd world home

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>>83477507
>1:18 long continuous clip of the Simpsons
>don't laugh or even smile once
How did they let it get so bad?

>>83477507
>12 executive producers

No wonder this show is shit now

>>83477585
Don't fear, anon: they have stories... FOR YEARS!

>>83476965
american homes like this are built with thin walls and cheap materials, ready to burn down when fire hits or fly off when wind strikes, that's why it's cheap to expand to more rooms like that.

european houses on the other hand are built with stone and solid wooden doors, if fire comes the house won't care, if a tornado strikes it'll still stand firm, quality has its price and I don't mind less rooms if it means I won't be able to poke my finger through your paper doors

-german guy

Forget Homer

Did Ned even have a job?

>>83477251
t. grimey

>>83477659

>362 dollars for 40 years work

I make double that

>>83477644
Leftorium.

>>83477679
Do you live in the 18th century?

>>83476995
because they are cheaply built in comparison to european houses. not that it matters imo a house doesnt need to stand for a century

>>83477659

>12 bucks an hour

Literally less than minimum wage

>>83477679
You make $724 every 40 years? Anon that sucks

>>83477706
>>83477725

I meant 40 hours*

But yeah

>>83477251
back to your cuck-shed piss boy

>>83477716
Do you know what minimum wage in the US is?

Besides, you have to adjust for inflation.

>>83477716
In what state?

Pro-tip: none.

>>83477742
congrats on making less than the median salary anon

>>83476965
>watching simpsons past 2003

lel

>>83477885

IM sure you're make 300k a year right

Not a neet or anything

>>83477056
Lol this. What kind of shacks are you poor fuckers living in? Why is Europe so horrible?

>>83477914
No, but I don't feel the need to go online and brag about making ~40k a year

>>83477914
I'm a Rothschild, AMA.

>>83477659
>Bear patrol tax five dollars... WHAT? This is an outrage! It's the biggest tax increase in history!

>>83477937

>reply to a post
>Some austist neet sperges out because he doesnt have enough money left over to buy more pizza roles
>Somehow this is me bragging

>>83477659

This was the early 90s though, so that's the equivalent of $1000 today

In the episode where homer goes sugar hunting, marge says he lost $40 by not going to work that day, so he was earning $200 a week at that point

>>83477659

If this is what he was making in like ~1995 that's the same as $20/hr in 2017 so yeah not bad.

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>>83476965
>exterior walls of American houses made of the same struts-and-drywall cardboard as the interiors

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Rumpus room

>>83477961
>LOL i make double that
is literally what you said. you were bragging about making less than average income. keep projecting though.

>>83477942
>Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax

see>>83477679

I literally never said "LOL" since i'm not /r/eddit like you friendo

>>83477990


That's not true at all. Modern houses usually are all thick plywood sheeting and then a layer of insulation and then siding. We literally use no cardboard in our houses faggot.

>>83477914
Warren Buffet here, AMA.

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>>83476965
Does anyone have an explanation for this anomaly? There seems to be an empty space between Maggie's room, the bathroom, and the hallway. I did my best to outline it in Paint.

>>83478031
>y-y-you're a NEET
>y-y-you're /r/eddit
>hahahaha see I literally didn't type exactly what you quoted me as saying! gotcha there buddy!

>>83478006
>That's the home owner tax

>>83478001
The rumpus room was comfy

>>83478079

Its just floor

>>83478092

>Claim i LITERALLY said something
>I didnt

oright lad

>>83478079

There is no anomaly.

>>83477507
Theres a bathroom in the master bedroom though

>>83478118
you LITERALLY bragged about making $725 a week
you were LITERALLY mocked you in a greentext
you LITERALLY got hung up on semantics like an autist

>>83478152
There is, but that's not the bathroom I was talking about. In OP's pic, the other bathroom is at the end of the hall; in the video, the bathroom is between Lisa and Bart's rooms.

he bought his house and had a job before obama became president

>>83478108

Look closer at the walls of the hallway. There is empty space where a room could be but it has no door.

Maggie's room doesn't have a closet, effectively making it an upstairs den, not a bedroom (by accepted Appraisal standards)

>>83478079

Thats were the hatch to the attic is

>>83478230

The hatch to the attic is in the middle of the hall, above the carpets.

I live in a million dollar+ home and it is about half the size of the Simpsons home. Sometimes being a europoor sucks

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>>83478209

Looks like a spare room of sorts

>>83478365
Must be a linen closet of some sort, they don't seem to have one otherwise.

>>83478251
Canacuck here-- insane house prices not exclusive to Europe! Boomers please die off at an alarming rate so house supply opens up!

>>83476965
it was the 90s, way better market then. anyway the family wasnt really "malcom in the middle" poor, more lower middle class

What the fuck are those rooms behind the garage

>>83477093
For EU

>>83478521
Malcom in the middle was 00s. Simpsons (and married with children) started in the 80s. The definition of "poor" slid a lot in the decade between the two shows.

As married with children had a mall shoe salesman owning a similar sized house and supporting two kids and a useless wife.

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>>83478533
The den from the early seasons

>>83478533
bathroom which i'm not sure exists

>>83478626
>Malcom in the middle was 00s.
Holy shit you're right.

>>83478184
He's referring to the awful logic of the youtube clip

>>83478780
I figured. Didn't make sense for Homer to not use the bathroom in their room.

But, hey, they have shitty writers.

>>83476965
In the episode about Lisa's first word, irs revealed Homer was able to afford the house because Grandpa Simpson sold his home to give Homer the money to afford it. He let grandpa stay with them then moved him to the retirement home after a week.

I really don't remember seeing the first floor bathroom, just the second floor one and the one in the master bedroom.

>>83478602
Underrated

>euros can barely afford 500 Sq foot studios
>"Yeah well ur houses are flimsy m8, mine was built in 1500 by serfs fucking americunts"

Yeah and if my "flimsy" house gets destroyed I'LL JUST BY ANOTHER, THERE'S PLENTY HERE

Americans: 1
Euros: -1000

fuck, now I want to play the Sims.

Or, rather, now I want to take 2-3 hours to pirate all of the Sims garbage and then not touch it for a couple weeks and then uninstall it

>>83479181
>Or, rather, now I want to take 2-3 hours to pirate all of the Sims garbage and then not touch it for a couple weeks and then uninstall it

Isn't that how it always works? Shame, though; I remember playing The Sims a SHITLOAD when it first came out.

>>83477716
>>83477782
Isn't he a nuclear engineer though?
He would be bringing home the equivalent of $30k today, which is about half of the low end of that salary range.

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>>83476965
THREE BEDROOMS IN A GOOD NEIGHBORHOOD ON FIRE LIKE A MARGARITA MADE OUT OF WOOD

>>83477180
Jesus, where do you live?

That's a palace. I live in an apartment above a bowling alley and underneath another bowling alley

I live in Bongland and my house is on a road where houses go for £1m+ regularly. So, like, $1,300,000.

It's not that big, but the garden (or 'yard') is pretty big. Bout half an acre. If I could every single room in the house (as in a room you can walk into and close a door behind) I have 21 rooms. If you remove the 'meme' rooms, 14 or so.

Grandpa bought it for him. they're poor because they can't afford everything that goes with a big house.

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>>83479905

>>83476965
Even if they did get a loan they could never pay off the mortgage...heeeeey!

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>>83476965
>implying

>>83476965
Lmao frank Grimes brought this up
His house is quite nice