The king has spoken. http://www.nationalreview.com/artic le

Well that settles it.

>>83471619
>see majority opinion
>take opposing view
>disguise knee jerk contraianism with purple prose and grossly-inflated self-importance
I would be very suprised if he didn't actually post here

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>>83471619
NOOO NOOOO

>>83471619
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Based as always.

>>83471619
Garbage critic.

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BTFO

>>83471619
i love armond white

>>83471619
>/v/edditors on suicide watch

>>83471619

the film is like 95% fresh. of course he was going to hate it.

if it was 20% fresh he would have loved it.

>>83471619
Sad to see DC couldn't follow up the masterpieces that were BvS and Suicide Squad

The marvelpajeets have been completely decimated with this words from the king. This is final nail in the coffin.

Ding dong the pajeet is dead.

>>83471705
But he hated Baywatch

>>83471705
M8 there's at least a 20% YAS QUEEN SLAY boost.

Based Armond White strikes again
>They actually thought he'd stay loyal to DC as if he cared about your petty company wars

>>83471737

it doesn't apply to sophomoric comedies, just blockbusters and dramas for the most part.

>>83471619
He truly deserves the name "White"

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>Read review
>MUH SJWs REEEEEEEEEE

He truly is /ourguy/

>>83471619
Well lets be honest, It was made by a women. Nobody expected Snyder's high level of storytelling. it is what it is

>leni riefenstahl

he literally is /ourguy/, pol

>>83471813
But he liked Dirty Grandpa

>>83471619
fucking legend

>>83471715
The Maharaja is champion now, Randy boy.

>>83471639
this. when a movie is trashed by the majority he always forget about the political reading. when a movie is praised by the majority he always forget about all but the political reading.

I love how even when he's rightfully shitting on a movie, he has to make sure he adds his controversial opinions at every sentence (Sucker Punch was real good, guise)
Armond White is so fucking good. He's paid to troll people.

>>83471639
>>83471938

Explain Baywatch then, he crushed it along with everyone else.

>>83471966
He's a closet FAN.

>first DC movie with exactly the same audience score than critic scotr instead of the suspicious over 3 times ratio
>armond didn't like it
He is the antishill

>>83471619
Oh what a shock

>marvelcucks now love AW
He's still DC's guy, it's just that he expect nothing less than KINO from them

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>>83471619
Wow, I don't know what to say

Have any of you pajeets actually read the review? He actually gave it a good score. Or are you too plebeian to read?

>>83472055
Are you upset, Chapo?

>>83471966
He has to keep readers on their toes, you know

>>83471619
He uses his review of wonder woman to troll feminism. It's beautiful

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>One cannot ignore the fact that Wonder Woman was made under cultural pressure. Jenkins is not an action director; clearly, she was hired only as a politically correct token.

>Here, Diana is described as “the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen” when she interrupts the men-only sanctum of British Parliament. But Gadot actually looks girlish. Her features are so youthful that she can believably portray Diana as an innocent venturing into the adult violence of World War I; she combines a grown woman’s voluptuousness with the athleticism of a naïve tomboy. Wonder Woman downplays Diana’s pursuit of destiny in the fight against evil, so after much pyrotechnic superhero tussling with super-evil (David Thewlis as a proto-Nazi), she winds up declaring, “I believe in love.” She’s both a lesser character and a lesser icon than Snyder’s Superman and Batman. Diana, like her introductory movie, has childlike enthusiasm but no passion.

fucking savage

>>83472055
And you DCpedro?

>>83471619
https://www.instagram.com/p/BU1CCw7B-N2/
no shit with crap like this.

>>83471619
he does it again, all hail

>>83472055
poo in loo calling anyone pajeet
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>83472303
Fuck me that was bad

>>83472303
>this what /tv/ considers to be intellectual and nuanced capeshit
Really makes me think

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>>83472303
lmao hahahahahahahhahahaha
>then i will destroy youuuuuuuuu

Who gives a shit what this Uncle Tom has to say?

>>83472303
>it's another cgi shitfest episode
Why do people on /tv/ like this garbage, it's even worse than the doomsday battle at the end of BVS

>>83472328
He's a spic

>The best action sequence follows a bullet hurtling to its fatalistic destiny, recalling Snyder’s breath-baiting image of a bluebird fleeing the talons of a hawk in Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'hoole.

Jesus christ my sides weren't prepared

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>>83472303

THIS is the movie that womeme and nu-males are raging at people for reviewing poorly??

fuckin hell

>>83471619
LET'S GO CHAMP

>>83471619
>Wonder Woman needs to cohere with the way Snyder used comic-book fantasy to simultaneously elevate and deepen the complicated human drives of DC Comics characters.
I have nothing against Snyder, but he REALLY loves Snyder.

>>83472269
holy fukkkkkkkkkkkkk

also
>She-ro

Holy shit could he have hack snyders dick further down his throat?

>>83472459
>Snyder is DEEP
>Snyder ELEVATES the material
>Snyder Snyder Snyder

> Except for a flashback sequence that depicts the mythic history of the Amazons in a series of slow-motion Renaissance-style paintings (evoking the bas-reliefs in Man of Steel and the hieroglyphics in The Prince of Egypt), too much of Wonder Woman is realistic in a conventional Marvel Comics way, without Snyder’s visual passion. Maybe it takes PC women and whipped men to split that difference, but it’s a real let-down to realize that neither Bruce Wayne nor Clark Kent will appear to spark things up. Or maybe some fans will simply enjoy banality.


CALLED OUT
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>>83472459
>Snyder’s revolutionary approach to pop art lay in using eroticism to display the force of his characters’ wills; it’s what makes his movies “adult.”

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>>83472055
>DCuck calling anyone pajeet

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>>83471619
You some kinda sexist, Armond, what the fuck?

>>83472303

>wooooh wooooh

holy shit how dense do you have to be

>>83472530
Gal Gadot looks like her mother caught zika virus while pregnant with her

>>83471619
based arnold

>ywn get paid to be a professional contrarian
Feels shit man

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>Jonah Hex
>Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole
>The Great Wall

>>83472637
>you will never be stupid enough to think marvel movies are not garbage
feels good man

>>83472712
>ywn be stupid enough to take comic book company wars seriously
Feels fucking amazing man

>>83472398

I fucking lost it at that part

>>83472740
>being mad at a reviewer over a capeshit movie
anon I..

Tldr Wonder Woman is a banal superhero movie. If you claim it's better than Man of Steel and Batman v Superman you should stick to Disney flicks.

>>83472303
BLUE AND ORANGE AGAIN

>ctrl+F "Snyder"
I have the sneaking suspicion he wants to fuck Snyder.

>>83471639
>no no see Wonder Woman is universally loved and secretly the best movie of the year, it has a higher score on RT than Whiplash, Oscars incoming!!

just listen to yourself faggot

we've all seen the clips, the movie looks like absolute trash.

>>83472371
Seriously this is some Howard The Duck tier garbage.

>>83473071
Armond is just into all the buff dudes in 300

>>83473089
No one is telling you to watch the movie. The fact of the matter is he does generally take up a contrarian viewpoint. Even if it's forced, which obviously isn't always, it's still good for discourse.

>>83472712
I don't understand the relevance of this post to what he said.

>>83472303
why is this getting good ratings again?

.t someone who likes raimi spiderman and TDK/dont care about the marvel vs DC wars

Why does armond have such a hard on for Snyder? The guy acts as if Snyder is the best director of the 21st century

>>83472303
>german character
>THEN I WILL DESTROY JEEEEEEEWS
whoah, i can't believe they got Raimi to consult for them after marvel had to let him go

>>83473871
this is what armond is popular for. this is what triggers most plebs who call the guy agreeing with the tomatometer 1/2 of the times contrarian

Based fucking Armond always delivers with the goods

Based Armond.

>>83471619
I haven't seen WW yet, but I'm a guy that enjoyed what MoS and BvS did, if the DCEU is truly "fixed" I might not be the intended audience any more.

>>83474161
>The guy acts as if Snyder is the best director of the 21st century
He is though.

>>83474213
Sure, but calling him a contrarian for reviewing a DC movie negatively doesn't have much to do with Marvel.

AHAHAHAHAHHA BASED ARMOND

>>83474335
t. Underage from /v/

>>83474161
He's the only good cape director since Burton and Raimi. I think I remember Armond saying something similar a few years ago.

>>83472378
Take it back nigger

>>83472530
T H A T
F U C K I N G
A C T I N G

>>83471938
wrong, he praised BvS with a political reading

>In all film history, Leni Riefenstahl and Kathryn Bigelow remain the only women to exhibit proficiency at kinetic filmmaking.

Exactly!

>>83474662
>kinetic filmmaking
literally kino

>>83474161
Snyder is the only decent capeshit director. Even if you enlarge to blockbusters in general, he is near the top.

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>>83471841
>Snyder
>storytelling

>>83471966
It didn't have enough half-naked men in it.

>>83474161
He knows how to put together scenes, how to use camera blocking, how to direct actors and has a style. The problem is that his writing is terrible.

>>83474161
It's a troll. He never put Snyder's movie in his top 10 of the year.

>>83474662
Yes, this was one of the lines I enjoyed as well, both as fact and seldom-voiced opinion. Another is

>[T]oo much of Wonder Woman is realistic in a conventional Marvel Comics way, without Snyder’s visual passion. Maybe it takes PC women and whipped men to split that difference, but it’s a real let-down to realize that neither Bruce Wayne nor Clark Kent will appear to spark things up. Or maybe some fans will simply enjoy banality.

which is the most caustic passage in the piece. It's really more disdain than vitriol, like Armond felt his time was wasted instead of finding a piece of pop art esthetically offensive.

>>83471619
>Snyder named more often than the director of the movie he is reviewing
He seems a bit obsessed about him

>>83471619
>What Does a Wonder Womanchild Want?

W EEEE W

>>83472303
I see this shit and I think back to other "big final fights" and it just doesn't even fucking compare.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgrUa-IOf_8

COME BACK RAIMI

>>83473758
And you're a meta contrarian. So wary of contrarianism that you assume mainstream slop is ALWAYS good on principle because a bunch of out of touch fags gave it a 9 instead of a 5.

Even though Capeshit is the most obviously and heavily marketed genre of film out there, with the stronk womyn angle further incentizing "critics" to call a bad film good.

Honestly I don't think armond is a contrarian. He just has a very peculiar taste and looks at negatively/positively movies in a different light than the mass majority of modern critics. Some of his reviews can be very shallow where he doesn't even discuss the actual merits of a film, but some can be really eye opening. His jack and Jill review was actually pretty enlightening once you think about it, i may think it's a terrible movie, but still.
I mean the guy doesn't really have a terrible taste in movies(excluding bvs). His movie lists every year are always good. He simply has more variety than most critics do. Almost all mainstream critic lists are bland as fuck with only Hollywood flicks listed

>>83474959
It always impressed how physical the fights in the original Spider-Man films were(even the 3rd one despite it being mediocre). The goblin fight in the 1st movie was brutal as fuck and actually felt tense. Nowadays you just cgi disasters with zero stakes.
What went wrong?

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>>83474195
He was British.


>>83471995
>>83472251
>>83474718
>>83472158
>>83472280
>>83472328
>>83472518
Pathetic.

>>83474662
>kinetic filmmaking.
im sure Armond either lurks or shitposts on /tv/

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>>83471619
>>83472269
DCucks BTFO

>>83474923
Armond is something like a conservative leftist, so the ideology of Snyder's films appeals to him on top of the above-average blockbuster filmmaking.

>>83472433
I walked out after 30 minutes. It's so bad. What the fuck was Patty Jenkins thinking trying to make this

>>83472269
Armond "honorary" white strikes again

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>part of the Zack Snyder DC Comics universe magnificently dramatized in Man of Steel and Batman v Superman
>magnificently dramatized in Man of Steel and Batman v Superman
>Man of Steel and Batman v Superman

>>83471619
Is he dare I say it /pol/-ack?

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>>83471619

>>83471619
>feminist propaganda movie is feminist propaganda movie
why would any self respecting male want to watch this?

>>83475647
It's not feminist propaganda. Why does /tv/ want it to be?

>>83472505
>muh Snyder
come on.
WW looks like shit but this cocksucker can't stop shilling for the Zack the hack.

>>83474335
show me a Snyder movie with 0 CGI and low budget and let's talk again.

>>83475679
they marketed this failure as feminism/girl powah!, like they tried to with GB 2016.
i think you are just misinformed, so please refrain to do such a statement next time.

>>83475949
>misinformed
I watched it last night and posted spoilers about it. It's not feminist propaganda in the least.

Honestly he is right. Wonder Woman is not as good compared to BVS and Mos, wich imho are the best capeshit films alongside raimis first two spiderman, iron-man 1, burtons batman, nolan first two batman, donners first superman and maybe captain america winter soldier.

The rest are either awful or feel lke a template movie.

>>83471619
>Zack Snyder eroticism
What?

>>83471841
Shut up. That woman wrote and directed Monster.

Another good person lost to capeshit...

>>83472303
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BU1CCw7B-N2/

Fuck. That's even more cringworthy than the lamest Sailor Moon episode. I would even say that SM is more mature than this.

>>83473203
Shut up about based Howard! That movie was great and you are NOT!

>/poltv/'s favorite reviewer is a contrarian gay nigger
figures

>>83471715
I know English is your fourth language, but he absolutely shat on the movie.

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>ARMOND HATES THE DCINEMA UNIVERSE NOW THAT HE'S ON THE MOUSES PAYROLL

FUCK YOU ARMOND

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>>83476587
Armond was /tv/'s guy before /pol/ even existed you redditor newfag

>DCucks turning on each other, not knowing what to think or post, shitting on the movie then praising it in complete confusion.
This shit is tops.

>>83477050
>ARMOND HATES THE DCINEMA UNIVERSE
He spent most of this review praising Zaddy. It's adorable to see you trying to rationalize this without anyone to think for you.

I dislike how people throw away Armond's reviews due to their contrarian nature as though he never makes good points.

>>83471619
Almond bless

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>83471619
I don't care about wonder woman and will never watch it. But let's not act like /tv/ has good opinions.

>>83471619

I mean of course this movie is a piece of shit, just like all superhero movies, which shouldn't be watched by anyone over the age of 13, but this review is laughably awful. Armond has become such a fucking nutbag.

Of course a board where Trump is popular would love Armond White though. You guys do nothing but complain about SJWs and yet Armond does the exact same thing from the opposite perspective: every single thing becomes politically charged.

>>83477285
Quality arguement.

>>83477331

Quality spelling of argument

>>83471619

This is one of the funnies things I've ever read

The part about fanboys being wrong for ogling WW because she's girlish has to be one of the most hilarious things Armond has written in the last few years of his decline from a great critic into a very sad little man.

>>83471619
we wuz finally kangz, also stop pushing this nobody

>>83477542
whenever you stop replying. The best part is how much he triggers plebs

>>83477185
>her love trumped his h8
wew

>>83477614

He has pretty awful taste there ya pleb. Wonder Woman is obviously shit but in general his taste veers from pretty good to awful. See: Suicide Squad in his list of the best movies of last year.

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>>83472269
AW always on point

>>83471639
>purple prose
>on /tv/

>>83476020
>I watched it last night
Now why the fuck would you pay to watch capeshit?

>>83471639
I mean, contrarianism is in his nature. His name's White, after all. Have you looked at the guy? Walking oxymoron.

>>83477285
>every single thing becomes politically charged.
The industry became more political, armond is just riding the wave.
Dont hate the player, hate the game

>>83471966
What political reading did Baywatch have?

>>83478271

http://www.nationalreview.com/article/448002/baywatch-movie-idiotic-escapism

His reviews are always good reads, even if you don't agree with him.

>>83475811
.zack the hack
stop being dso triggered. feige

>>83472303
>Americlaps actually clapping

I thought this was a meme!

>>83475491
Yes that's common knowledge.

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>>83475882
apparently his next movie will be an original story with a train or some shit

then we can actually see if he's improved

>>83477185
Wow. She literally became Jesus.

>>83477185
THIS IS THE POWER OF LOVE!

Why isn't this on Rotten Tomatoes?

>>83480075
it will be soon

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>>83474772
wrong
http://www.bfi.org.uk/best-films-2016

>>83471619
>The Wonder Woman movie, part of the Zack Snyder DC Comics universe magnificently dramatized in Man of Steel and Batman v Superman, never gives us her essence. Director Patty Jenkins examines her subject less deeply than Snyder has done.

kek

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>>83471619
Daily reminder

>>83481373
R A U N C H Y
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>>83481373

Fake as fuck

>>83476181
Monster was repugnantly feminist

>>83481539
Or maybe he's just CONNECTED with the FANS and isn't afraid to wet himself watching a RAUNCHY COMEDY that is RATED R.

>>83471619
The only critic I trust. The only one.

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>>83477185
Didn't realize David is wasting his fucking time in capeshit

This shit just gets more saddening every goddamn day.

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>>83472303
>/tv/ will defend this just to spite MCU

i'm a dccuck but refuse to accept wonder woman for its poor casting and pandering

Based Armond putting children in their place once again.

THANK YOU BASED ARMOND

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triggered kike in the comments

>>83471882
kek

>>83472588
that's how most jews look

>>83475882
Dawn of the Dead.

>>83475647
it's zionist propaganda

>>83471639
He obviously made this thread.

>>83483150
>Jew haters
>politically correct
Imagine being this blue piled.

>>83478552
nuke amerika t b h

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>>83471841
>Nobody expected Snyder's high level of storytelling

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>>83472366
>intellectual and nuanced capeshit

>>83472030
BTFO DC

>>83472712
>you will never be stupid enough to think DC movies are not garbage also

>>83472530
She really is a terrible actor jesus christ.

Explain to me why Armond thought Jack and Jill was a good movie

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>>83474446
>>83474335
>>83474701
>believing Hack Snyder is anything but a complete retard

Miss me yet DC?

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YAS KANG

/OURGUY/

>>83471639
he is smarter than you and more often than not correct in his opinions. get used to it.

>>83471619
Armond is wrong.

The new Wonder Woman movie will not flop. I am a man and will see it 3 times at least. Every woman I know is going to see it. If it wasn't for the gender pay gap, it would gross much more. If the movie makes 700 million dollars, and 500 million is from women, then for each dollar made from women you can add 33 cents due to the pay gap

500,000,000*0.33 is 165,000,000 so the movie will actually have made 865,000,000, then you need to add the gross from the Middle East were women allowed to see the movie (they aren't due to sexist laws left in the middle east from white european colonialism)

The Middle East has 218 million people, half are women so that is 109 million extra tickets sold at 7 dollars each which is an extra 763,000,000 dollars which brings the total gross to 1,628,000,000 dollars, then you need to add the extra 33 cents for the pay gap for each middle eastern dollar, which is 763 million * 0.33, 251,790,000 which brings the total gross to 1,879,790,000 dollars

Then you need to add the 10% of the male population worldwide who will be bullied into not seeing the movie by the patriarchy, which is roughly 375,000,000 extra tickets sold at 7 dollars which is 2,625,000,000

So without sexism the movie would gross
4,504,790,000 dollars

>>83483742
Trump is a jew and Israel lover though

>>83484281
Yeah, Boss Baby and King Arthur were awesome!

>Snyder’s revolutionary approach to pop art lay in using eroticism to display the force of his characters’ wills; it’s what makes his movies “adult.”

what did he mean by this?

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>>83484391
Being an antisemite is bluepilled.

Learning how to master and control the Jew is the ultimate redpill.

>>83474662
I'm so glad he excluded Varga from that list. She's a major hack. I can't believe she couldn't even imitate here husband.

>>83484373
No one said it will flop

>>83473071
>I have the sneaking suspicion he wants to fuck Snyder.

doesn't everyone?

>>83473975
Because it stars a woman in a superhero movie.

>>83484441
>more often than not
I didn't say always

>David Thewlis as a proto-Nazi
HAHAHAHA
HE DIDN'T EVEN WATCH THE FILM
HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING RETARDS HAVE BEEN TRUSTING REVIEWS BY SOMEONE WHO CAN'T EVEN WATCH A FILM

Fuck, I bet he's an ironic contrarian who just reads other reviewers reviews and see's what he can do to tickle /tv/s taints

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>>83481631
Well he was already in Harry Potter so that shouldn't surprise you

>>83484531
>implying trump isn't an Israel and Saudi Arabia puppet

>>>/r/the Donald

>>83485062
>this is what stormfags tell themselves

>>83484196
His review explains it

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>>83485013
>finally figured out where that quote came from

>>83485175
half of it is Armond, the other half is Harold Bloom.

honk honk! here comes the patrairchy 18 wheel truck to smash your perfect score!

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reminder that if you think armond white is a "troll" or a "contrarian" you are reddit

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>>83476181
>>83476181
>Monster.

Jesus Christ anon. That movie is garbage.

>>83482620
Me too bro.

It doesn't compare to a Snyder kino.