https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq4 m3yAoW8E Why are we not

>>83458269
It all looks moderately kino except for fucking Kenneth Branagh with a rat glued on his face as Poirot

>>83458269
BELIEVER

looks like oscar bait

Wow that looks like trash.

>>83458378
Are you retarded?

>>83458269
Because it's probably going to be okay at the least if not actually pretty good. Branagh knows how to make movies and as much as I don't really care for Depp he's actually a pretty good actor if given the right material and direction. Then there's Dafoe, Dench, and Coleman who are pretty good too.
>>83458342
That did bother me too. I don't know anything about the character but that stache was a little weird.

>>83458269

Is the person to the left of Michael Che the old woman boss from James Bond in reverse drag?

>>83458269

Nice cast except that SW bitch, Depp and the token nigger.

>>83458342
I thought that was Ewan Mcgregor desu

>>83458269
At least they got the music right

>>83458463
this. the stache more than bothered me though, it looks ridiculous

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>>83459102
Why did no one on the set stop him and tell him how silly it looked?

>>83458269
>All these obvious shill threads
Fuck off.

Poirot would never say he's the greatest detective in the world.

Why even bother to make anything Poirot related ever again? They will never be able to come close to the David Suchet series

>>83459308
Don't you want a Poirot Cinematic Universe?

>>83459181
Two options, he was going for the whimsical wes anderson look and didn't quite get the charm or he's fucking the make-up lady.

>>83459407
>they'll never be a crossover movie with Poirot and Tommy & Tuppence

>>83459603
Good. They'd have to come up with their own original story line, which they would completely fuck up.