>everyone talks about superhero movies
>never watched a superhero movie myself
>decide to finally watch one to see what the fuzz is all about
>try out Birdman since it won an Oscar
>mfw it's the most boring and stupid, crappiest movie I've ever seen
What the fuck? How can people like capeshit so much? Are all superhero movies as shitty as Birdman?
>>83451617
>boring
Why boring?
That's not a superhero movie my friend.
XD
>>83451656
>title ends with "man"
>literally about a guy in a spandex suit
>>83451617
michael keaton played batman.
there, the movie makes more sense now.
>>83451687
So everything that ends with man is capeshit?
It's not literally about a guy in spandex suit.
>>83451617
Birdman isn't a capeshit movie, it's a movie about capeshit with a shitty ending.
>>83451728
It's literally about a guy in a spandex suit and muh actor problems
>>83451756
How many times do we see the guy in spandex suit?
>>83451865
>reeeeeeeee they are insulting my superhero shitfest movie
Okay, manchild.
>>83451932
Do you feel like i'm crying? I'm not crying, and that's not an argument my friend. Although may I say it seems that you're stressed out by my questions. It's just a question anon.
>>83452043
>I'm not crying!!!1
>reeeeeeee
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Okay, buddy.
>>83451617
>think its a movie about Harvey Birdman
>It's not
Fuck this gay earth
>>83452132
This.
A friend of mine's dad kept assuring it was a movie based on Condorman (he thought Condorman was called Birdman) even though I kept telling him that it's actually just a parody of Batman.
>>83451716
>>83451747
>>83451865
>>83452043
>Actually replying to the most obvious bait thread in the entire history of the universe
>>83452218
This. What the fuck?
>>83451617
stop lying you loser
>>83452098
So the only thing you can answer with is that thing that kids do? Okay, I'll leave your ego alone. But can you do something for me? Read your replies again. If you don't feel ashamed about yourself, you should check yourself, because your acting like that dude from the office, lmao.