ITT insufferable pricks with little or no talent. What the hell

>>83450046
He got blacked

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>>83450046
Moved to LA and niggered.

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>Ginger
>black girl
Does that make him a fire iron?

>>83450142
I can't even believe that.

Just post some pastas already, I need my laughs.

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NOW THIS IS THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW
MY WIFE FUCKED MY SHIT UPSIDE DOWN

NOW I'D LIKE TO TAKE A MINUTE
JUST SIT RIGHT THERE
I'LL TELL YA HOW I BECAME A KEK AND THEN LOST ALL MY HAIR

IN SOUTHWESTERN BOSTON
BORN AND RAISED
TRASHING DUMB BROADS AND GETTING DRUNK
MOST OF MY DAYS

CHILLIN OUT LAUGHING
RELAXING ALL COOL
DOING SKITS WITH CHAPPELLE
ACTING A FOOL

WHEN A COUPLE OF PHILLY FANS UP TO NO GOOD
STARTING CAUSING PROBLEMS WHEN THEY JEERED AND BOOED
I GOT IN ONE LITTLE RANT

THAT GOT VIRAL AND SHARED
I GOT SO BIG THAT I WAS SELLING OUT
SHOWS EVERYWHERE

I WAS FILLING UP THEATERS DAY AFTER DAY
BUT THEN I MET HER AND THEN I
FELL FOR HER WAYS

YOU SHOULDN'T MARRY YOUR ACT
PATRICE HE SURE DID PREACH IT!
I PUT MY BEER GOOGLES ON
AND SAID I MIGHT AS WELL BLEACH IT!

BLACK ASS! YO! I AIN'T MAD!
MAKING CAMEOS IN MOVIES AND IN BREAKING BAD?
IS THIS HOW THOSE EVIL BANKERS ARE LIVING LIKE?
HMMMM, THIS MIGHT BE ALRIGHT!

BUT WAIT SHE'S GETTING PISSY
ANNOYING AND ALL THAT
IS THIS THE TYPE OF PERSON I NEED IN ALL OF MY PODCASTS?

I DON'T THINK SO,
WE'LL SEE WHEN WE GET THERE
I HOPE SHE'S PREPARED
TO KEEP MY LIFE UNIMPAIRED!


WELLA,
FEW YEARS LATER AND I'M CHEWED OUT
ALL OF MY HUMOR AND MY WITTINESS NOW IN A DROUGHT

I AIN'T TRYING TO RETIRE YET I JUST GOT HERE!
SHE BLAMES ME FOR ALL OF HER PROBLEMS EVERY YEAR

WENT LOOKING FOR MY BALLS AND WHEN THEY APPEARED
I FELT URGED TO TELL HER FUCK OFF AND STOP KILLING MY CAREER

IF ANYTHING I WOULD SAY THIS THREAT WAS FAIR
BUT SHE SAID "NAH, FORGET IT
YO HOMES! I DON'T CARE!"

I PULLED UP TO THE POUND WITH MY DOG ALREADY SPAYED
AND I YELLED TO THE VETS YO HOMES! SELL YA LATER!

KEEP GETTING YELLED AT
SOLD MY DRUMS AND MY SNARES!
TIME TO ACCEPT MY ROLE
IN THIS LIVING NIGHTMARE

He drilled the oil, now he's spoiled.

There's still some hope - he did a good job calling out this cuck interviewer's bullshit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VmE7FHw9hU

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>>83450046
I literally can't listen to him anymore, so I won't
>latest rogan podcast

>>83450046
He got BLACKED

>>83450408
I loved Burr on o&a and everything but just every year he gets worse and less entertaining and more playing the game.

I get it. If you want to make it in tv and movies you gotta be a fag and play the kike game. His wife really is disgusting though and I don't get it.

>>83450192
That's not really fair, cause Seal is fuckugly

>>83450591
And this differentiates him from other niggers how?

>>83450613
I dunno, Idris Elba is pretty hunky

>>83450502
Bill has deep seeded issues with his dad (who hates black people) so he's probably doing it to get back at him or something. His dad fucked him up.

KILLTHATFUCKINGDOGRIGHTFUCKINGNOW

>>83450400
Bill hates women, that's no secret

>>83450046
I hope for nothing but the worst for him. Fuck this pussy whipped douche.

He gets to fulfill his plantation owner fantasies in the bedroom.

>>83450046
>>83450046
He doesn't want to rock the boat

He has a good thing going and he is shutting himself down to keep his current power in the public eye. Non of them re truly honest except Joey diaz, George Carlin etc....

Bill is trying to keep it together

>>83450348
slow clap

>>83450046
F is for Family is fucking awful.

I really, really hope he knows that.

The first damn minute, he turned into that person.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVMzygtggzI

>>83451978
this is objectively incorrect.

meh i think you guys are just angry that bill found someone and you are still bitter virgins who hate women while he is happy now and not as angry.

>>83450408
>>83450502
im with you bros, bill used to be funny now I can't go longer than 5 minutes without being bored too death or just turned off. Nia fucked him up, or maybe it was the fame. either was he comes off as an uninterested douchebag. For as much as Rogan postures to academics/professionals he still is goofy and seems like he's enjoying himself. Burr just comes off as dejected and annoyed, but not in a good way.

>>83450348
well done

>>83450046
he was funny when he hated women. "epidemic of gold-digging whores" era. now he is just another rich asshole.

So did Dave really quit because of him. I read that he laughed too hard at a black joke or something.

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>>83451895
Even Joe does this, see his opinion on Amy Schumer, he's afraid to go after her because that'd undoubtedly blow up completely. In both their faces probably, but self preservation is more important than taking another person down.

>>83453156
except spics that steal jokes

>>83453205
Yeah, but that's a pretty easy target in comparison. Amy is famous as fuck and supported unconditionally by many female comics.

It's probably the truth but I found it a bit rude when he said the only reason he was Rogans podcast was to promote the show.

>>83452389
>JUST for laughs

>>83450348
>PATRICE HE SURE DID PREACH IT!
I PUT MY BEER GOOGLES ON
AND SAID I MIGHT AS WELL BLEACH IT

kek

>>83451978
I feel like everyone who says this had an idyllic family life.