Fuck this stupid retarded pretentious faggot with his faggy black

>pretentious
>drivel

Stop, you're embarrassing yourself.

>>83424834
L Y N C H E D
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>Mulholland Drive
>Blue Velvet
>Elephant Man
>Eraserhead
>Twin Peaks and Fire Walk With Me
>Lost Highway
>Wild At Heart
>Straight Story

You would have to be a complete moron not be able to love these films.

>>83424834
Were you literally shaking while typing that?

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somebody get this garmanbozia outta here

>>83424834
His song lets dance is pretty good. Show some respect a hole.

>>83424928
FUCK YOU! I HATE THIS PLACE!

>>83424901
>babby first taste in auteur films

>>83424901
Lost Highway was shit

>>83425063
I like Lynch so what? I have also seen more cinema than you faggot.

Only good film was elephant man.

>>83425132
Why are Lynchfags so hopeless?

>>83424834
>pretentious
you list me here

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>>83424834
Hahaha
LYNCHED
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Don't worry bro, I'm with you on this one. Lynch is overrated as fuck.

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>>83424901

I didn't like mulholland, but Elephant Man and Fire Walk With Me and Blue Velvet are great

Well some of his movies are okay I guess but they're no Batman vs Superman that's for sure

Elephant Man was good. Dune was weird, but ok. The rest? Arthouse pap for wannabe intellectuals.

>>83424834
>pretentious

HAHAHAHAHHAH

Looks like some poor pleb babby couldn't handle a little 2deep4u. Kys

>>83424901
>Eraserhead
>Wild At Heart
>Straight Story
The rest are good.

>>83425087
Shit taste.

>>83424834
Is he, dare I say it, a hack?

>>83427684
>when you have shit taste you can't defend

protip: it's a meme OP, just like we pretend to like the young pope or drive