>rates movies on political lines >rates until everyone

Because he's right.

>>83418176
Sounds familiar...

You literally just described /tv/

>>83418176
Even if he is just some troll, he's one of the more verbose an interesting critics out there

>>83418305
>>83418329
you have to go back

>>83418176
Stop trying to put a brother down.

so hissy faggots like yourself can have something to whinge about.

>>83418176
He caters to us. Duh

>>83418358
lmao good one my dude ;)

>>83418457
did he give deadpool a bad review? :/

Because he dares to go against the grain and voice an opinion that diverges from that of paid Disney shills.

>hating on Armond White
Is Whimplash also your favorite film? pleb

>>83418176
His new reviews lately have been lazy but he still can raised a interesting point here and there.

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>rates movies according to their aesthetic invention, filmmaking competency, performances and ideology
>reviews anywhere from 1-4 movies every week regardless of if they're popular or small films released in fuckistan
>attacks shill manchildren critic millenials who'll """"review"""" up to ten movies a week and then pass seven of them, particularly adhering to a herd seal of approval, while at the same time shilling only popular independent productions while shitting on anything that challenges their limited expectations
>has several decades of film exposure, mainstream, foreign and independent
>has actually studied film, music and art as a medium throughout his highschool and college education
>offends liberals by being untouchable because of his race and sexuality but at the same time manifesting the definition of what they hate through his political views
>the only criticism you can make of him is "CONTRARIAN!" when he agrees with the populace over 60% of the time

>>83418489
did he give batman vs superman a good review? :/

>>83418811
>image saved from tumblr

yeah, saw that coming

>>83418176
this guy gave a thumbs up to fucking resident evil afterlife

he's funny but that's it, fuck off if you unironically like him as a critic

fucking afterlife man

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>>83418176
cant wait for his wonder woman review

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>gives bay watch and alien a bad review
>gives boss baby and Arthur a positive review
Is he just memeing at this point?

>>83418176
Because he's a meme. And also a faggot.

>>83418176
>filename
i love bait threads

>>83418644
This, and I'll add I don't even care if he believes what he's writing. Just the fact that he gives a contrasting opinion to the hordes of same minded reviewers is refreshing in itself.

>>83419158
I find it fucking bizarre that whoever links his reviews to RT will cherrypick a positive line out of it sometimes, even if the full review is him shitting on it. He disliked Boss Baby a lot.

>>83419294
>Alec Baldwin takes the charm out of the animated film The Boss Baby. Doing the voice of the title character, a newborn infant whose insistent demands challenge the family life of his young parents, Baldwin plays to type: court jester for the angry Hillary mob. He no longer has the mellow calm that established a tone of resigned poignancy for Wes Anderson’s The Royal Tenenbaums (2001). Now, Baldwin’s overbearing insistence on politics creates a problem that, very likely, will keep some viewers away from The Boss Baby, a surprisingly imaginative animated movie.

>http://www.nationalreview.com/article/446310/Boss-Baby-Alec-Baldwin-Strident-Politics-Mar-Movie
Oh shit you were right

Armond White is less of a critic than Doug Walker and his ilk.

>literally /ourguy/

>>83419552
You mean the band of literal cuckold numales who keep running out of money?

>>83419294
this

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>>83419552
You've gone too far m8

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>all these mad cunts who can't handle the truth

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>>83420118
BASED ALMOND, BEST NIGGERFAGGOT IN TOWN

DID HE SHIT ALL OVER WONDER WOMYN YET

LITERALLY 90% OF REVIEWERS ARE CIRCLEJERKING OVER THE POLITICS OF YASS QUEEN WOMYN EMPOWERMENT FINALLY THIS IS WHAT WE NEED IN DRUMPFS AMERICA #IMWITHHER
WHILE COMPLETELY IGNORING THE SUBSTANCE OF HOW ITS A TOTAL GARBAGE CAPESHIT FLICK WITH A LEAD WHO OBJECTIVELY CANT ACT FOR SHIT

>>83419294
He's been banned from rt before, then rt begged to take him back. Only critic in the site's history to do so. Man is a fucking living legend in the biz.

>>83419294
Critics choose the byline and Fresh/Rotten when they submit their review to RT.

This is Armond at his most based.