>character wakes up in the middle of the night because he

>>83402826
>character wakes up sweating because of a nightmare
>doesn't jack off to straight trap porn to make himself feel better

>>83402826
if you have coke cans beside you at all times then anon I'm afraid you're an obese degenerate american

>character needs to shit
>doesn't use empty KFC bucket beside bed

>>83402826
what the hell why would anyone do that

my barthroom is just across my bedroom. well I have 3 but the closest one, you know what I mean

>character is thirsty
>doesn't just drink his own piss

>character wakes up in the middle of the night because he has to piss
>doesnt get his girlfriend to drink his piss

>>83402826
Is that a picture of Diane Abbott?

>>83402826
How small is your dick that you can piss into a coke can?

>>83402826
>character wakes up in the middle of the night with dry mouth.
>doesn't crack a beer that is right near the bed and down it in one.

>>83402826
Managing the hole in the groggy middle is too tricky. Plus, that aluminum will cut on a penis head.

Best to go with an cleaned out mayo jar.