It's interesting to note how many other people you can find

you sound gay

>>83400469
I saw Flying Lotus at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>83400483
I had a period in my life when I was obsessed with Chris Evans so I watched every single movie he was in searching for fap material.
He looked great in Cellular.

Honestly, I think Fassbender might be one of the greatest actors of our time.

>not exclusively watching him on BoB this memorial day week

He was in 300 too.

To bad he did Assassin's Creed and I lost any respect for him.

>>83400568
Fuck you, Assassin's Creed is probably kino.

Wait, what?

>>83400854
He's saying that by following the tracks of Fassbender, you can find numerous other talented people.

>>83400568
>lost any respect for him.
He got a paycheck. Michael Caine did the shitty Jaws sequel, and bought himself a house with the paycheck.

>>83400921
He was also in three capeshit flicks with Bale, that can't have been fun.

>>83400921
>He got a paycheck.

He straight up put his own money into that movie he was a producer.

>>83400995
And it paid off, didn't it? It was a huge success.

>>83400568
>To bad he did Assassin's Creed and I lost any respect for him.
He probably just wanted to work with Kurzel again. Marion Cotillard was in it as well.

Macbeth was shit and you're shit for liking it.

>>83401042

>And it paid off, didn't it? It was a huge success.

No. Flopped domestically and barely made twice its budget overall, that's not a huge success.

>>83401159
You don't have to do well in America to be a success anymore. The days of this country's power are over.

They've already confirmed a sequel. That shows you just how well it's done.

I never realized how handsome he was until he played Steve Jobs

>>83400469
Are you 15? How did you not know who ben mendelsohn was?

>>83400469
New pasta inc.

>>83400469
>Inglorious Basterds (admittedly an awful film,

Stopped reading right there.
Whoever wrote this is a pretentious twat.

>>83401858
Ben Mendelsohn is a very annoying man.

>>83402375
Very annoying.

What the fuck is a film embryo?

>>83402249
What?

>>83402301
Tarantino a shit. All of his films are awful.

>>83400469
>not having your first Fassbender experience with 300
Disdain for plebs.

>>83404647
That's simply not true. Also, "a shit" is grammatically incorrect.

>>83404695
>he doesn't watch capeshit made for children, what a fuckin' pleb!

>>83404899
well, considering his first Fass experience was First Class, your post is simply retarded

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>>83400469
>I originally saw Michael Fassbender in First Class
Well sucked in, I have been following him since he made his first debut in the film: Hunger and then Shame with the same director.

Been following this guy right when he began his career and has been cool how far he has gone.

I hope his next major role is James Bond

>>83405238
Yeah, that is why it is called a shitpost.

>>83405534
>I hope his next major role is James Bond
That role belongs to Idris Elba.

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>>83405584
>That role belongs to Idris Elba.
No. Fassbender IS James Bond.

>>83404590
New pasta incorporated

can u even read

>>83405652
I'm not familiar with that company, what do they specialize in?

>>83405618
>says Fassbender
>posts a pic of Henry Cavill

What are you doing?

I hear Tom Hardy's got a higher chance of Bond than Fassbender, I'd prefer him to be frank.

>>83406519
I like Tom, but he doesn't fit Bond at all. Fass does.

>>83405898

What are YOU doing?

>>83400469
are you a part of his pr?

>>83407465
Tom Hardy is kind of a chameleon though. He could probably change his appearance significantly and do a very "Bondish" voice.

>>83400995
I don't think you understand what producing means.

>>83409040
Or seen The Producers.

>>83405534
Fassbender would be the GOAT Bond but I think he's a little too big for Bond now (same as Hardy), and he's getting older too. If Craig sticks for another movie then FassBond will never happen. :(

>>83400483
rt

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>>83409131
>Hardy
>"a little too big" for Bond

>>83403958
I wish I knew friend

>>83409347
Me too. Like, "embryo"? Really?

>>83405859
Pasta.

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>>83400469
I wanna have a drink with this guy

>>83410357
What is that?