>Love should never be a secret. If you keep something as complicated

>>83389602
You realize he was talking about his love of gassing jews

>The power of Auschwitz in the palm of my hand...

What was Raimi thinking?

File: spidey2b.jpg (19KB, 485x274px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 485x274px

>With a furnace I could go through six thousand a day. How many can I go through with the power of the sun?

B U T T E R F I N G E R S

File: 67.jpg (40KB, 865x372px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 865x372px

>>83389602
>What I'm trying to say to you Peter, is that a woman's love can sometimes be... shall we say, unconventional. Women love surprises, Peter. You need to know this if you ever wish to woo Mary Jane. In my case, back when I first met my beautiful wife, well... let's just say that she didn't like me. This all changed the moment that I surprised her with rape. From that day forward, save for some nervous breakdowns, she's been deeply in love with yours truly. Remember what I tell you, and Mary Jane will be yours in no time. Go get her, Parker!

What the fuck did Raimi try to say about relationships here? Jesus...

You know what I really dont understand?
That scene where Doc Ock picked up spiderman and yelled to him "Now you're going to know what being a jew in 1942 was like!"

I mean what the fuck Raimi.

>>83389602
No one wants to hear about your love for ponies. Please keep it a secret.

>>83389800
He was advocating violent rape and a lifetime of abuse toward your loved ones. What else would you expect from a thrice-convicted Alabama synagogue arsonist like Raimi?

>>83389602
Thanks doc

>>83389602
Just pure, unadulterated K I N O

>>83389602
>Love should never be a secret. If you keep something as complicated as love stored up inside, it can weaken you to kike propaganda
Jesus Raimi, that came out of nowhere.

This thread is pretty LOL

File: 368045785fe0c18ae3203a6fdbf56c45.jpg (465KB, 1609x2000px) Image search: [Google]

465KB, 1609x2000px

>>83389602
you fuckers kept bring up best spiderman that I end up wathcing 2 and 3.. cried like a little girl and enjoyed and wanted more of peter and mary.. wtf

vid and pic related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rp3mkQeCu4

>>83389800
I really really would like to see an entire Raimi script draft by /tv/

>>83390145
No, this is a real woman I fell in love with. It happens.

Raimi is the true kino master. These movies get better every time I watch them and compare them to the cookie-cutter tripe that is 80% of modern superhero movies.

so what happened exactly with sony and raimi for them not to make spiderman 4?

I

LOVE

THIS

MOVIE

>>83389602
Hes good

>>83393352
Unknown to me. You're better off googling that. The only thing I know for sure is money wasn't the problem because 3 made more money than the previous 2 did. I think it was in the top ten highest grossing movies at the time, somewhere around 750 million in 2007.

>>83389602
how did Rami get spider kino so right?

>>83389602
>love
>complicated

Is this a normie struggle?

>>83393549
Because he put real, relatable human drama in them as well as great action scenes and good special effects.

>>83393566
Yes. You'll understand when/if you ever fall in love.

>>83393644
I'm starting to think I can't.

>>83393604
>real relatable human drama
>now dig on this

Okay, nigger

>I'm gonna rub some dirt in your eye

>>83389602
Huh?

>>83393680
I'm a literal autist and even I managed to do it, weirdo.

It was my 12th grade history teacher, who is much older and married. I wanted her so bad, you have no idea, but there was nothing I could do so I never told her how I felt. Like I said with the quote in my OP, I kept it stored inside, and it quite literally made me sick. Thankfully being away from her constantly after graduation allowed the feeling to fade and eventually subside.

>>83393771
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIlStdAb1EY

I fucking dare you to argue with me now, faggot.

>>83393680
SKY ROCKETS IN FLIGHT

>>83393604
Some of the special effects were awful. Seriously, they should have hired some parkour guys, and have them run and jump around in costume rather than use some of the computer puppets they did.

>>83395015
Some of them were, yes, which is why they did so much practical shit. Pretty much every scene that doesn't involve web swinging or being 100 feet in the air was cgi free.

File: 4517367-0399365560-green.jpg (29KB, 550x303px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 550x303px

>>83389602
At least he wasn't out, Jew

>>83393826
look her up on FB

>>83389671
>giant sun pulls all metal, including cars from streets away towards it
>but has no effect on Doc Ocks huge metal arms
H A C K

>>83389671
Maybe I'm just a huge retard, but his place was in the middle of the city somewhere right?
How the fuck did it get into the river

>>83396032
it was said in the movie by him the arms are impervious to magnetism

except when he fall in the water and gets electrocuted

>>83396011
I have, but luckily it doesn't bring the feelings back. I think I need to actually be in her presence for extended periods of time every day (like when I was in her class) to get the feeling. She's still cute, gained a little bit of weight though. Her growing kids must be taking their toll on her. They were very little when I was in her class back in 2010.

>>83393870
>You will never get a capekino movie as perfectly balanced as Spiderman 1 and 2
It hurts bros. I think Captain America the First Avenger was the last one that really felt like an actual movie that wasn't overtly over the top.

>>83396065
it was on the docks, that was the second one

>>83396400
the gift that keeps on giving

I'd love to hear Raimi make an actual statement on this shit.

>>83399655
Who do you think keeps making the threads?

>>83389671
Hah

File: doc ock sm2.jpg (358KB, 740x1252px) Image search: [Google]

358KB, 740x1252px

Spidey 2 was deep, DEEP, I say.

>>83391136
I'd love it to really rush through most of the action and boring bits and have simulatenious multiple takes of stuff like the Uncle Ben talk in the car, the goblin/spiderman talk on the roof or the rent scene

>>83401483
Ok, fuck, this one actually got me

>>83389602
>Love should never be a secret. If you keep something as complicated as love stored up inside, it can make you sick.
>So rape all you want, Peter, lest you become a mindless hairy ape under the Jew's control.
Jesus the extended edition of Spider-Man 2 really turned the dial up to 11.

>>83393352
I think it was something along the lines of Raimi butting heads with studio execs who wanted to force changes to Spider-Man 3, most notably shoehorning Venom in there somewhere because everyone loves Venom, right?

>I wanna... act. On stage.
>Really? Well that's perfect. You were awesome in all the school plays.
>Really?
>Yeah. I jerked my dick raw for months when you played Cinderella.
>Peter, that was first grade.
>Well, even so...
What the fuck is wrong with Raimi?

>>83402090
That one doesn't really work. There's nothing wrong with a kid jerking it to another kid their age. It should read:

>I wanna... act. On stage.
>Really? Well that's perfect. You were awesome in all the school plays.
>Really?
>Yeah. I still jerk my dick thinking of when you played Cinderella.
>Peter, that was first grade.
>Well, even so...

File: 1495586790492.jpg (22KB, 450x326px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 450x326px

>>83396142
Best taste in capeshit I've ever seen right here.
Spiderman 2>Spider Man 1>Captain America 1

>>83402259
First one was funnier. The image of a 6 year old being that sexually deviant is more apropos.

This meme was good until it turned into 9gag levels of shit, with anons claiming ownership over the quotes and asking other anons if they "should add something to it".

>>83391136
What are you talking about? This IS Raimi's script.

>>83404919
It's in desperate need of OC, as funny as Man of Spiders is the threads need some new blood

>>83391978
Except SM3 was the archetype for all the shit we have to deal with. SM2 was the peak of capekino. There is no going back.

File: 1495239630278.png (2MB, 1790x748px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1790x748px

>>83389602
>"Before we get started, has anybody seen a large roll of twenty dollar bills and a rubber band? Because we shot the nigger who stole it."
why did he even tell the audience this? just for pure intimidation? jesus christ raimi

>>83390488
It was a different time.

>>83401483

POTTERY

File: 1446920227863.gif (993KB, 320x240px) Image search: [Google]

993KB, 320x240px

>>83389643
>someone actually watched the movie

>>83389671
kek
>>83401608
with all the material the ben car scene would be half an hour itself. pure kino

File: image.jpg (90KB, 484x539px) Image search: [Google]

90KB, 484x539px

>>83401483
>tfw realizing that the first thing Otto thought of when he came back to sanity was that his wife was dead
>tfw will never live in that alternative universe where everything went right and they got to live happily together while humanity had a new energy source

>>83407169
kek

>>83389602
It's true. Try watching your secret crush date other people while you remain on the sidelines. It tears you up inside.

>>83401483
BRAVO RAIMI

File: impressive.webm (2MB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1080px

>>83408222
Bravo trips

>>83408167
>confess your love
>"uhhh sorry anon but i don't like you"
isn't that worse

File: 297926840.jpg (282KB, 419x1295px) Image search: [Google]

282KB, 419x1295px

Raimi was always to the point

File: blue eyes white.png (22KB, 645x770px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 645x770px

>>83401483
>expect memes
>get feels

>>83408321
Maybe for a short while, but doing nothing and watching your crush eventually leave your life altogether while you wonder "what if," perhaps for years, is much worse. I'd rather be rejected and then make an honest effort to move on.

>>83395015
>peter parkour

File: 1473258072274.jpg (127KB, 480x446px) Image search: [Google]

127KB, 480x446px

>>83408321
>confess your love
>"The thing is, I really do like you anon but I'm just not ready to be in a relationship right now."
I don't even know what to do now.

>>83408626
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

>>83408515
absolutely false. i watched my crush date with several guys and even heard she sucked some guys dick. but after 2 years i'm all good and i didn't suffer the rejection.

the truth is if you are good looking go ask her, if you are not the risk is not worthy of taking. deep down you will know if you are in the same league with her.

>>83404888
I'm going to have to agree with this.

>>83407169
is he wearing the Dr. Evil outfit? Raimi please.

>>83408967
You were let down easy. She doesn't like you more than a friend but spared your feelings

>>83407169
>his wife and the asian smiling approvingly

were there ANY redeemable or non-racist characters in these films?

>>83401483
>hudson river
>sea
lmao

>>83409041
If my feelings were strong enough for someone, watching them date other people and fuck others casually would tear me up, but still wouldn't change how I felt towards her. Rather than remain in the shadows, I would just come out with the news and hope she was looking for something more stable. Obviously if she's just a small crush then it would be better to just look elsewhere.


>deep down you will know if you are in the same league with her.

True, but I'd rather risk rejection from someone I felt strongly about than do nothing, which is a guaranteed shutout.

File: Untitled.png (228KB, 618x440px) Image search: [Google]

228KB, 618x440px

>Heh heh...I-I started this Nationalist movement....DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY NAZIS I SACRIFICED?

>>83407169
holy fucking kek

>>83389671
Jesus, anon.