>on a long flight >make small talk with the guy next to

do they really make people sit in giant flipphones on modern airplanes

>>83385628
>on a long flight
>make small talk with the guy next to me

Fuck off. No one wants to talk. I have my headphones on. Leave me alone. You deserve to be gassed.

>>83385710
he started it you autist

>>83385710
You are a literal mong.

>>83385710
This

The last time a guy tried talking to me on a plane I snapped his fucking neck on the spot (in my imagination)

>>83385673
modern airplanes dumped the "TV seat" crap and just have wifi and media streaming networks for people to use their own shit. Because anyone who can afford a flight can afford a decent phone.

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>>83385710

this, t b h

>>83385628
>spoils the ending

Oh man I haven't laughed like that in a while. I don't even care if this is real or not. This could very well be a comedy sketch ripped from some cable show but I don't watch TV so I wouldn't know.

>>83387856
desu it happened to a friend last week, not me, but he told me i could post it if i wanted. thought people would get a kick out of it
it's true as far as i know

no one actually does the 2x watching thing, its a maymay, a shitty one at that.

>>83387316
t. someone who never flies

>>83385710
This 2bh famalam

>>83387316
other way around, you retarded mongrel.

>>83387302
so ejjy

>>83388074
i watched inland empire at 3x

>>83385628
Kind of like what the goons of /tv/ did with House of Cards?

>>83387316
>airplanes that don't charge out the ass for wifi
wew