Just watched this, what do you wanna know? There are massive

>>83384379
Spill everything.

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I wanna know how pathetic your life is that you would resort to making up lies on a Cambodian Cave Painting forum

>>83384379
How much time does Spiderman detract from Iron Man?

Is it the iron man spider man power hour?

is tony basically uncle ben?

how is vulture?

>>83384379
How much is RDJ in it?

Is that Mary Jane at the bottom?

>>83384402
What specifically?

Biggest spoiler is Uncle Ben is black/mixed

>>83384434
No, unfortunately that's Aunt May.

>>83384449
Way to blow it immediately

Thread over

what was the after credits scene?
does he keep the retarded ironman spidersuit, or does he decide to go with a normal suit in the end?

>Just watched this, what do you wanna know?

Post proof that you saw it.

>>83384421
Vulture is alright His fate is ambiguous, he basically gets sent up into the sky and there's an explosion

Tony basically gives him the responsibility speech

>>83384422
A fair amount, I'd say half an hour

>>83384475
You don't see his face, just a dark hand and an old black grandpa voice

>>83384552
Is Zendaya Mary Jane or not?

>>83384493
He loses the suit
Miles Morales puts his mask on

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>>83384693
WHAT

>>83384623
She introduces herself as Michelle Jane when she's saved by by Spider-Man, She figures out his identity when he calls her MJ in school, Spider-Man makes a Michael Jackson joke

>>83384449
JUST

>>83384379
Does Aunt May have a scene where she's naked, spreads her legs and dares Peter that he can't resist?

Is it bad or what

>>83385119
That's the post credits scene to set up the porn spinoff

>>83385119
Nah

>>83384410
you haven't answered my question yet

Any hints at Oscorp or the Green Goblin? He's one of my favorite villains desu

>>83385156
It's worse than ASM2, but its not extremely bad

>>83385264

Now that I find hard to believe.

>>83384379

wnat is it?

>>83385228
None, just the tower

>>83384379
which of the black girls is legit mary jane

>>83384615
>>83384882
LITERALLY WHY?

>>83385307
He kept using memes and i hated the vlogging angle
The plot was predictable and had major contradiction ls

who was your favorite character?

who was your least favorite

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>>83384552
>Tony basically gives him the responsibility speech
you gotta be kidding me. why is this manlet even in this movie.

I call bullshit on all of this. What the fuck reason could they possible have to change mary jane to michelle jane?

stupid shit.

>>83385524
Spider-Man and vulture


Ned was the worst, o understand he's comic relief but he takes it too far

>>83385555
it would make sense if they are retconning. for example Ned is a fat asian but he's not in the comics. Even though they do actually have an exact character like ned in the comics they didn't use him

it's so nobody can cry about retconning a character. they can simply say 'well she's not mary jane so you cant be mad"

>>83385637
any chance vulture is set up to be a good guy in the next movie? i like michael keaton

>>83384379
Where do you rank it among the other MCU movies?

>>83385533
>you gotta be kidding me. why is this manlet even in this movie.

What's so wrong with him giving the responsibility speach? It's not like Ben gave it in the comics.

>>83385637
Who does Childish Gambino play? Is he just a henchmen? Is there sequel bait?

>>83385264
ASM2 was extremely bad though.

Is Peter still a huge fucking faggot?

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The fuck is this shit?

>>83384693
Who plays him? Anyone the public would recognize?

Half of that god damn trailer I saw was just Iron Man.

Are they gonna stop shilling RDJ at some point?

Don't believe his lies.

>>83384449
>Uncle Ben is black/mixe
>>83384693
>Miles Morales puts his mask on
>>83384882
>She introduces herself as Michelle Jane when she's saved by by Spider-Man, She figures out his identity when he calls her MJ in school, Spider-Man makes a Michael Jackson joke

I refuse to believe this garbage

>>83384882
Sounds Marvel-esque

>>83386322
That's Jackson "Montana" Bryce, the Proto-Shocker.

>>83386004
Is not just that, is that basically everything that made Spider-man Spider-man is handled by Tony fucking Stark, nothing comes from Peter, this is destroying the character.

>>83384693
Is miles morales childish gambino?

>>83386322
Chitauri weapon. Literally in the trailer

>>83386865
>Chitauri weapon

Oh good, so something that doesn't matter.

>>83384693
Miles is in the not canon animated spider-man.

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>Miles Morales in the film
>Uncle Ben being black

credibility lost

Is the Soul Gem in this?

I can believe Uncle Ben being black.

The Michelle Jane thing was already hinted at months ago.

The Miles Morales thing sounds too far fetched though.

>>83387076
>The Michelle Jane thing was already hinted at months ago.

By sourceless rumors.

so what the fuck is the after credits scene?

>>83386573
I believe it. The people involved made it very clear they want to pander to niggers with diversity. Aka, white genocide and cultural appropriation of white things.

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>>83387222
>not putting white people in movies is genocide

>>83387273
It is a cultural erasure of people of european identity

>>83387222
>bronx is 50% white, 30% hispanic, 20% black
>peter goes to a high school in the Bronx
>a poor high school nonetheless
Yeah, so unrealistic that brown people are in this movie

>>83387408
yeah but its not genocide

don't make genocide equivocal with culture shit

>>83387408
White genocide is a /pol/ meme.

>>83387411
This. The amount of black and hispanic characters in this movie would normally make me roll my eyes but in this particular movie(a movie about the only white boy in an inner city high school in the Bronx), it just makes sense that Peter would be surrounded by nothing but ethnic kids.

>>83387466
In the sense that the Jews have conspired to wipe out the White race? Yeah. In the sense that White people are literally going the way of the dodo through below-replacement-level birthrates and mass immigration? No, that bit's true I'm afraid.

>>83384379
Is spiderman gay?

>>83387547
what's also nice is that it isn't a repeat of the other two spider-man kinos where he just goes to a generic school. I don't really care about the objective quality of it so much as I am interested in a different take on it (a smart kid like peter actually getting into a smart school)

>>83387447
At what percentage of the population will people of european identity be able to advocate for themselves as a group with collective interests? 50%? 40%? 30%?

>>83387585
>changing birth trends and race mixing = genocide

Ok bud. You know that if immigrants and whites are making babies that means by your defintiion the immigrant race is "dying" too right?

this would be more believable as a full plot summary dump on the 'ditt
dropped

>>83387209
Probably more Tony Stark.

>>83387672
world wide, people of european descent are below replacement. People of Color aren't

>>83387411
What's your excuse for half the cast being black in that new show about Romeo and Juliet? They are trying to erase European and "white" media/culture/art/etc from history.

>>83387447
Not genocide in the physical literal sense but genocide of white/european media, culture, art, etc.

>>83387585
Were doing you a favor though. White genes are lousy.

>>83387672
I never mentioned race mixing. Why do you Antifa faggots always sperg out about race mixing? It's got next to nothing to do with the thing people called "White Genocide".

>>83388030
Yeah everyone should be a black haired, black eyed poo skin

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>>83388030
Yeah, that's why they've created the greatest civilizations and everyone wants them. Shoo, joo.

>>83388024
>What's your excuse for half the cast being black in that new show about Romeo and Juliet?
There's not one, that show is shit and it got shit reviews. I didn;t even know about until now and it speaks volumes that you did know about it

>this movie has realistic diversity because the place it's set in is like that
>"WHATS YOUR EXCUSE FOR THIS SHOW WITH UNREALISTIC DIVERSITY THEN??XD"

kys

>>83385533
Honestly Iron Man is a cooler super hero than Spider-fag and Tony Stark is a better character than Petey Sue.

Spiderbabby is overrated af

>>83388097
Durable, stronger, faster, immune to sunlight and disease. They need to share that power with us.

>>83387585
>mass immigration
>>83388083
How else would mass immigration contribute to "white genocide" other than making nonwhite babies then?

>inb4 they're killing white people

a statistically insignificant amount. Try to learn how to formulate a clear argument

>>83388119
The Romans weren't white btw

>>83388196
>Durable, stronger, faster, immune to sunlight and disease.
That's all false nigger.

>>83388167
Stan Lee wants his babbys playing in the same sandbox though, understandably

>>83388145
>There's not one, that show is shit and it got shit reviews. I didn;t even know about until now and it speaks volumes that you did know about it
It was being blasted in commercials when I was watching old episodes of Forever one CW Seed. So it doesn't speak volumes about shit.

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>>83387672
Literally the U.N.'s definition of genocide

>>83388313
You know how our skin ages like milk and we go bald in our teens? Yeah that

>>83384379
>what do you wanna know?
how much of this movie is about Iron Man?

also which girl is Mary Jane?

>>83388167
Spider-man, at least before Marvel went to shit, was the most grounded character. Nothing went ok for that guy but it didn't feel like he had back luck. He was just an awkward /r9k/-tier kid who suddenly woke up and found he could lift a cargo train with his finger. I do agree that he became a Mary Sue sometime after the Spider Clone saga, but the original source material was dope as fuck.

Irom Man has always been fucking lame, though. B-lister who got lucky because of Fraveau

>>83388380
>we
Speak for yourself, weakling. Lots of niggers go bald too btw. You just don't think about it because they shave their heads when they do.

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>>83384449
So Uncle Ben is black now? Did they want us to make this joke?

>>83388370
>>83388202

>>83388428
I'll be real and just admit I've never read a comic in my life. So my Iron Man is RDJ, who is probably a big part of the reason it became so big. I think a cocky asshole billionaire superhero is kind of cool though, especially in juxtaposition with DC's resident billionaire who spends all of his time brooding in a dark room.

>>83385555
She's mary Jane's cousin

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>>83388435
>Black Uncle Ben
>They should be rich from rice sales
Your move marvelfags

>>83388253
What were they?

>>83384379
is that sam hyde in the yellow shirt and vest on the right?

>>83385264
>It's worse than ASM2, but its not extremely bad

That's a oxymoron

>>83388370
>>83388522
>"any of the following acts committed with intent to destroy, in whole or in part, a national, ethnical,
racial or religious group, as such: killing members of the group; causing serious bodily or mental harm to
members of the group; deliberately inflicting on the group conditions of life calculated to bring about its
physical destruction in whole or in part1
; imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group; [and]
forcibly transferring children of the group to another group."

Explain to me, in exact terms, what you think immigrants are doing to impose measures to prevent white births

If this is true (which I doubt it is) it'll be funny as fuck to see MCUcks wedged into a corner after complaining about muh SJW Wonder Woman. This shit is just to perfect to be true.

>>83389249
Purposely bringing in people to out breed another group is intended displacement

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>People actually falling for this shitty bait

So basically..

>Uncle Ben is black (Aumt May is BLACKD)
>Black spiderman
>Tony Stark delivers the responsibility line
>Zendaya is probably a secret, sleeper relevant nigger
>is worse than ASM2

This is gonna flop.
Which is probably what Marvel wants.

>>83389249
>tell people to interbreed
>t-that doesn't interfere

>>83386818
because we're getting MILESED and they're setting up peter to be a genius fullonrapist just like tony and making spiderman into the new ironman it's so obv

>>83389496
peter parker will die with stan lee

>>83388585
Yeah, the premise was original, but the execution was not. Tony Stark pre-RDJ had the personality of a wet cardboard

>>83389249
Well while I agree that what is happening is systemic rather than systematic, nobody is accusing the immigrants themselves of inflicting this upon us, rather the establishment itself.

>>83389811
This. The immigrants aren't conspiring to do shit but the system/government/whatever is forcing them into the country knowing full well it will brown the country up and slowly replace white people. They know these people will outproduce white people. They know it will mix the races. They know it will destroy european cultures over time.

>>83389249

White people don't like to breed in captivity.

Because white societies tend to be more K-selected, we're more likely to look at the environment around us and opt out of having kids until within a safer environment.

>>83389092
Ethnic Italians

>>83390884
Ethnic Italians were White. The only non-White admixture came later from the Moors.

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>This thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sDEzy_gBUE

Is that budget Tom Hardy with the electricity?

>>83384379

RDJ's face in this always makes me laugh

>>83389389
>>83389493
Yes, and I said in >>83387672 that would mean the immigrant races are facing "genocide" also you retards.

"changing birth rates" is not "purposeful measures taken to prevent births"

>what is reading comprehension

>>83391524
>Yes, and I said in >>83387672 that would mean the immigrant races are facing "genocide" also you retards.
And?