Who was in the wrong here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ih Xq_WwiWM

>>83366460
Labs are the dindu's of dogs.

>>83366524
aren't they a nice breed or something?

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>>83366524

>not pits or dobermans

What's with the fucking thumb stab to the neck at first? Is it an actual technique he's explained?

>>83366617
just a touch

I bet that family got this dog when it was grown already. What's why it doesn't trust them or anyone with food. You need to get puppers

>>83366544
theyre a very 'in' breed right now

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Was it ethical?

The real question is who was in the right here?

>>83366524
Pitbulls are the dindus of dogs.

And like every dindu, they have no place in the western world.

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>>83366756

doggo, obviously. fuck the beaner

>>83366460
What's that stance called?

>>83366706
Cesar is very vocal about adopting adult dogs instead of puppies, they get put down if nobody adopts them

>>83366524
I wouldn't go that far but they're either little shits, or just full on stupid in most cases.

>>83366965
Too fucking bad
I'll put down 5099 doggos before I get bit

>>83366460
This video is fucking sick.

>>83366617
Touching a dog sharply like that snaps them out of their current mind state/obsession. It obviously doesn't work when they're full on attacking something though.

>>83366927
the angery stance

>>83366570
QRD on dobermans.

It's not fake for tv. I mean, it's not like he subtly punched the dig to get that reac... oh, wait...

>>83366460
what is this stance called?

>>83367235
Please never own a dog.

>>83366524
>Black labs trubros
>Yellow labs are dindus

>chocolate labs are full on autist retardation

>>83367269
I have had a dog all my life. Went to train with them each time since I was 12. That thumb stab isn't a real thing, it's for tv and it's why the dog goes full attack mode.

Even a trained dog you don't mess with their food, that's dog owner 101 ffs. Even in the K9 units they know not to do that.

>>83367357
t. beta follower

>>83367357
Bitch I own my dogs food I can take it out his mouth without him trying to attack me, learn2dog Jesus Christ

>>83367357
>you don't mess with their food
Pussy ass american, I pull the food out of my damn dog all the time never had a problem. I fucking raise him like that so when some one else would feed him they could do it with out a problem.

>>83367357
>Even a trained dog you don't mess with their food

I hope you're joking.

If you are dominate over your dog, as you obviously supposed to be, then it will trust you to mess with its food. Cats are even the same way.

>>83366746
Underrated reference

>>83366746
Is that dog sucking his dick?

>>83366746
>Now I will proceed to introduce my pene into this dog's mouth to establish dominance over it
Should I try this with my puppy, he's been making messes lately.

>>83367479
In a cut scene Cesar thumb stabs the dogs butt hole and the dog then fellates him.

>>83367479
They're called service animals for a reason.

>>83366460
This episode ends with the Cesar personally putting a bullet in the dog, sad stuff.

>>83367357
A badly trained dog will act that way with food. My dog will drop anything out of his mouth if I fucking tell him to. Training a dog is very easy and you on't have to be horrible to do it. People like you are just WAY too soft when raising dogs. It's similar to bad parents letting their kids do whatever the fuck they want. Those kids usually grow up to be complete assholes.

Sometimes you just have to punch a dog in the gut and beat it into submission. Some dogs think they're hot stuff and the only way to tame the beast in them is to punch their head in until they see stars.

>>83367534
I don't doubt this dude sleeps naked with dogs and maybe even touches boners together.

>>83367408
>thinks all dogs react the same regardless of training
>"learn2dog lol"

the irony

>that episode where Caesar teaches a dog obedience with jumper cables to the testicles

i mean, i know its necessary but i couldnt watch that bit

Why'd the delete the scene where Cesar establishes a rapport with the dog by stripping nude and crawling around going "murr murr murrrrr"?

It was very informative.

>>83367728
na, you're thinking of 'the hunt' m8

>>83367582

t. black or chinese person

>s06e19

It's no secret Cesar prides himself on his unorthodox methods...but waterboarding? Isn't that a little extreme?

>>83366746
why the fuck you looking at me for? No habla ingles remember

If you manage to fuck up raising a lab this hard you shouldn't own a dog. The dog did nothing wrong.

>that one where milan puts the dog's testicles in a vice and keeps repeating "whose a good dog? not you"

jesus christ cesar relax

>>83366460
u r 4 making this thread again hope u kill urself op

>>83366734
because theyre predisposed to being devoted master pleasers. objectively the best breed of dog to give your kid

>>83366460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlN6NsbWAQg

They are friends now.

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>>83366460
hes a lovable doggo now. also cesar got fat af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlN6NsbWAQg

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dog looks very pissed off

>>83368398
>>83368398
that is a VERY angery pup

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>>83368412
dog pretends afterwards like nothing happened.

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These dogs come up to you and drool on your shit. What do?

>>83368466
TAQIYYA

>>83368557
Pet doggos, play with them.

>>83368557
what breed is this?

>>83366460
>Mexican
>outside of mexico no less
Caesar obviously

>>83368731
newfoundland

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he's a big boy

>>83366460
DO U FEEL IN CHARGE?

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lol

>>83368778
great dogs but they have the lifespan of a gerbil

>>83367262
Old Yeller's Revenge.

>>83368903
fucking kek

>>83367529
no rub his face in his own shit

>>83366524
>not pit niggers

>>83366544
I wouldn't go so far as to compare them with pits, but labs are in need of serious training. They aren't necessarily prone to violence, but they can have very shitty behavioral issues like nipping and hyperactivity with every pat on the head. It can take them a very long time to get out of the puppy phase.

>>83368903
THEY CALL ME CUBAN PETE

>>83368905
I've heard that, gorgeous dogs but they're prone to a ton of different health problems. I've got a springer spaniel and the worst thing for them is hip dysplasia which would be heartbreaking to see

>>83369033
don't give me Ideas, now I have to do this.

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>that episode where Cesar skins the dog alive and wears a suit made of its hide and gets down on all fours in front of the owners and chants "bow wow! i'm a good boy now! thanks cesar!" over and over again

Will that training work with small dogs too?

>>83368398
>>83368412
>>83368466
i like these posts. Proceed

>>83368731
woofer

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Afraid I might.... court your cat?

>give dog food
>punch it in the neck
>it's obviously angry but doesn't attack anyway
>somehow it's wrong
I don't understand

>>83367357
>retard with a poorly trained, food aggressive dog.
Fucking idiot.

>>83366524
Labs are best dogs, german shepherds are the dindus of dogs.

>nervous
>dumb
>agressive

>>83367658
>thinks it isn't easy to dominate any animal

>>83368557
pet the fuck out of them and wrestle with them

>>83366524
There was a study not that long ago that found that labs are missing a gene that codes for feeling full. Which is why they're so easy to be trained with food, they're literally hungry all the time. Poor doggos.

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I always mess with my puppers food, try to take it away from him until he gets butthurt.
then I stop and provoke him again, whenever my hand comes closer and closer he starts to get lounder and louder with his anger sounds, sounds like a motorbike when you move your hand back and forth.

I never beat him and he never bites me but sometimes he gets so butthurt he starts barking and following me and ramming his wet nose into the back of my knees until I promise to give up.

>>83370264
It was bred into them.

They are literally built to consume MASSIVE amounts of calories to be able to keep up with work demands. Working line labs are fucking unstoppable if you give them a task.

grrr

>>83366617
try it on yourself.

it hurts but doesnt actually cause injury
>>83367357

>Even a trained dog you don't mess with their food, that's dog owner 101 ffs. Even in the K9 units they know not to do that.

bad dog owner. you say you train your dog, but you are afraid to stop it from eating the dead rabbit it found?

>>83368971
That doesn't work, you need to do operant conditioning. You reward good behavior (shitting outside) and ignore bad behavior and they'll get it

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James King needs to teach that dog some manners.

>>83368192
na. small dogs are the best for kids. no chance of them killing your kid. plus labs are kind of dopey

>>83368856
DOGGO'D.COM

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>>83366460
>dog growls
>guy enters crab stance and pinches dog
I don't know why this destroyed me.

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>>83370563
This stuff is good.

>>83366460
Why are spics ALWAYS fat? Seriously even when they're muscular they're always built-fat. I've NEVER seen a skinny or lean Mexican in my life.

>>83367357
>Even a trained dog you don't mess with their food
nigga I could reach into my dog's bowl while she's eating if I wanted to and she was a stray for 3 years. Do better at training them.

>>83366460
>trying to mind my own business
>this asshole keeps getting in my face
>trying to steal my food
>doesn't back off
Yeah I would have bit that cunt as well.

>>83370695
>implying ceasar is fat
the fuck?

>>83366524
>implying pitbulls aren't
I'd feel safer locked in a room with a rabies infected lab than a pitbull on a leash.

>>83368250
DAYUUUM, CESAR LOOK LIKE THAT?

THICC

>>83366460
R E L A X A T I O N

>>83371620
D O M I N A T I O N

>>83366460
we need a cut of that pose with cesar by himself

>>83370695
>I've NEVER seen a skinny or lean Mexican in my life.
TOOOOMAAA!!!!

Y no te doy otra nomás porque mi abuelita pesaba 40 kilos.

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>>83371744
Shit, I forgot the image :(

Fue sin querer queriendo

>>83371744
>tfw your abuelita weighs 20 punds and 15 of them are her saggy tits that reach the floor

>>83366460
*puts water on cut*

Woah...

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>>83368398

>>83367357
Found the little BITCH

>>83366460
He drinks from the bottle and then pours it onto his hand. All the bacteria from your mouth right into that open wound. What a dumbass

>>83370264
It's not that they're always hungry, they just have insatiable, craving appetites. Basically the "my 600 pound life" of the animal kingdom

>>83371971
dog bites are sterile you fool

>>83367427
>american
Not all Americans

>>83371971
>A report by scientists from the Netherlands identifies a compound in human saliva that greatly speeds wound healing. This research may offer hope to people suffering from chronic wounds related to diabetes and other disorders, as well as traumatic injuries and burns.
http://m.fasebj.org/content/22/11/3805.abstract?view=abstract&uritype=cgi
:3c

>>83370195
its established pitbulls are dindus

how you could think such an esteemed breed could be dindu means you might be one yourself

>>83367357
Maybe become a cat person you fucking numale

>>83367553
He shed one wetback tear too on his dominate cheek as the sound effect roared. Shot almost didn't make the cut.

>>83367582
It the same behavioral philosophy with cumskins, they only understand hot stuff language

>>83368250
wow he actually owns the dog that sent him to the er now?
thats fucking awesome
the dog looks happy too

its obvious now that the pup was in the wrong, cesar just wants to help he a good man

>>83367974
>all labs are good
>mine dindu nuffin

The delusions of dog owners.

>>83370647
1 lil piece of eggroll?

>>83366617

Per his books, it's meant to be reminiscent of an adult dog nipping a misbehaving puppy to let them know they are doing wrong.

Pretty useless tactic desu, when I was a new owner I had all his books, read them, then realised that nothing he said beat positive reinforcement/clicker training.

>>83366460
>getting your dick so close to the head of an angry dog

>>83368903
>BECAUSE DA BREN EES GAS TAAA
>SO YOU CAN SEE EES DA RELAXATION EES UNDERST--
>GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUURRRRGH

Anyone who didn't immediately realize this wetback was a retard talking out of his ass is the same perennial fish giving baiters a reason to exist

>>83367357
having a dog that gets aggressive over food is having a dangerous dog. My bulldog doesn't eat without permission and he steps aside if I approach his bowl, because I'm the leader of the pack and that's how dogs/wolves work in the wild. If your dog shows aggression over food it doesn't see you as the pack leader.

>>83366460

reminds me of the scene in Sicario where Del Toro shoves his crotch in his face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-UqMU-MIig