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> Opens with bashing Trump
> Cum on tits joke
> Laser hair removal joke
> Hair removal is worse than losing a child.

I'm less than 10 minutes in.
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>it's a "neckbeard hates women so watches a woman's comedy special and pointlessly lists the categories that their jokes fall into as though he's making some kind of point" episode
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>>83363039
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>>83363142

Actually I'm a huge comedy fan and I'll give anyone a go to see if they are good / have gotten better.
I fucking hate Schumer, but I watched the leather special just to see if the hate was justified.

She's on a My dog / squirells bit that either isn't funny or it's just not for me.

The soft light is pissing me off too.
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U GO GIRL :)
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>>83363142

I only hate stupid women
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>>83363142
>neckbeard
Opinion discarded.
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She keeps mentioning that it's jokes or how a joke works or what kind of joke it is.

These jokes don't need explaining, they aren't hard to follow concepts.

She's treating her audience like fucking idiots, this must be so insulting to be her fan.
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> She says Goyim
> No-one reacts
> Uses people beating up Jews as a way to again attack Trump

At least when people shit on Bush or Obama it was actually funny for the most part.
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>>83363039
So, you love Trump is what you're saying?
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>>83364011

No, but her 'jokes' about him are just attacks, there is no real humour in what she says.

Its a case of 'I dont like this guy, so ill just insult him'
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>>83364043
Jokes about politicians are always just attacks.
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Girl humor is basically saying gross things about genitals because girls aren't expected to say that.
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>>83364114

Disagree, some people will poke at the person in charge like a court jester regardless of their alignment.

She's attacking Trump because she doesn't like him, not just because he's in power.
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>>83364172
Well maybe...but i still see nothing wrong with that. He's a joke in itself. There's no need to "add humour" when you talk about him. The facts are laughable.
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>>83364220

I'm entirely ok with people being the cour jester and prodding at the kings and queens, it's a healthy thing for a society and even for the leaders.

What's she's doing is insinuating shit that isn't true or funny.

Like she did the whole my dad got sent to goyim i mean bording school and got beat up there every day and no-one said shit because its back when america was great.

Now, a few issues here;

1) trump loves Jews, and it pisses off large parts of /pol/.
2) She used anecdotal stories from her past to attack a man who had fucking nothing to do with it
3) Goyim is a derogatory term for non-jews used by jews, they see anyone else as less than them, but somehow it's ok for her to do this while attacking the president of her country.

By all means make fun of the man, just make sure it's actually funny, otherwise, like her, it comes off as petty and butthurt.
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>>83364301
is goyim derogatory?
I thought it was just a neutral term for non-jew

I probably would cum on her tits though
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>>83364220
>he lets fiction on tv form his opinions
Try watching Trump with out news actors filtering him. He recently made a speech at the nameless soldiers grave, watch the raw source of that event and think on it in your own view. Then turn on tv and see "Russia, Russia, impeachment, idiot, Russian" crammed in the space of 5 minutes by a privately jew owned news corporation.
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Another jewess taking about gross things like her stinking vag. How engaging
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>>83364415

It means cattle/slave depending on the sect.
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>>83364474
its funny though, if someone calls me cracker or goyim I don't feel the least bit offended

don't really care at all.
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Will she lie about getting paid less again?
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>>83364515

I personally dont feel offended, I dont care, my issue is her reactionary rowd that's entirely ok with trump attacks but ok with her labelling people as cattle/slaves based on their race.
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>>83363039

If it was a bloke telling jokes I would like to see jokes about Trump too. Even if you like him, you have to admit he is a fucking clown, that is his persona. He made himself out to be this poorman's PT Barnum and some comical figure with statements like "I'm gonna keep out the immigrints with a great big wall, it'll be a fucking awesome wall a bigly fantastic wall. the sort of wall that when the immigrints will see it rather than just climbing over it they'll pull down their pants and start waking all over the wall because they're over come by its bigley greatness, their mexican semen will plaster the wall and strengthen the structure when dried out. Oh and Mexico will pay for the wall. They're goona pay, folks, they're gonna pay."

This sort of thing actually enabled him to become president in the firts place so don't complain if people make jokes about him, he wants them too.

If he didn't why would he do and say dumb things all the time?
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>>83364169
Pretty much exactly what Norm wrote about this in his book:
>There’s a lady up onstage now and she’s saying the most unladylike things, quite shocking. The folks in the crowd are looking at each other, astonished. They can hardly believe what they’re hearing and I can tell that they don’t know what to do, so they decide to laugh.
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>>83364114
I disagree, also impersonations are often just exaggerations and pretty funny. Some people use even those to attack tho.
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>>83364888
it isn't innovative, succinct or even poignant humour. Trump is a perfectly good topic, but when a comedian shows a total bias towards something they'll never be funny, its one reason why women aren't funny actually; they are always biased and cannot imagine being in other people's shoes.
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>>83364169
>>83364943
it is more that women can only talk about sex because it is all their life
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>>83363210
[muffled hello darkness my old friend]
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>>83363039
>This is the state of comedy in 2017

been dead for a decade
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>it's another female kike that is a shill for the democrats episode.
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>>83363039
>>> Laser hair removal joke
>> Hair removal is worse than losing a child.
She could just, you know, not fucking do it instead of being a disgusting whore.
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>nobody posted this yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xsaMcw69D8
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>>83364043
So you're saying 'Trump sucks COCK" is not a great gut buster in and of itself?
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>>83364474
No it doesn't. It means 'heathen'.
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>>83363039
I usually like Silverman. I think her show on Comedy Central was really funny, one of the best comedy shows since Seinfeld. But ultimately she's a jew and she's gonna jew.
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>>83364415
>is goyim derogatory?

Depends on the context, but it can be.
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>>83363142
For me personally, it's that it's the same shit over and over again.
Trump's a fucking dolt, but everyone knows that, low hanging fruit. Overdone
The other stuff is on par with amyschumersvagina stuff
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>>83363039
I thought she went on a rant about not having kids due to working as hard as a man while most comics have no problem having children?
What a cunt,what a massive cunt.
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>>83366492
thats helpful.
white can be derogatory depending on context.
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Why has comedy been such shit for so long?
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>>83366648
Seriously. She also fabricated a story about not getting paid for gigs because she was a woman.
Why does she keep getting work? Actually never mind, I think I know.
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>>83366884
because it's run by jews, and its sole purpose is to destroy anything that is remotely moral, traditional and beneficial to whites
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>>83366884
because after youtube you have seen it all and now we are in PC comedy hell,they will start taking the old good stuff down soon I bet.
Bravo to OP for making it through it...I had to leave and watch some real comedy even though I seen everything good a million times.
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Why does Netflix keep giving specials to washed up hacks that were never funny to begin with?
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>>83364415
The neutral term is gentile.
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>every comedian is going down the way George Carlin did in his later years by using their stand-up to vent their bitterness, eventually coming across as nothing else but an unoriginal grumpy fuck
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>>83367596
Gentile is literally latin for goy.
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>>83363142
Roastie detected, someone call arby's
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I'm not a polfag but i really wish hitler had finished off the jews once and for all. Just think how much better the world would be today. The muslims could have the whole me to murder themselves and people in the west wouldn't be a bunch of sjw retards.
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>>83367672
at least Carlin waited to he was an old grump fuck instead of in his 20s to 40s.
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>>83364888
im just bored of it all
its the same 5-10 formulaic points about him over and over, its fucking tedious

>muh wall
>muh twitter
>muh pussygrab
>muh bigly
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Will Netflix give a special to every """comedian""" that spoke at the DNC?
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How was Louis CKs special? I might give it a watch if it's not bad.
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Jim Norton's special was pretty funny
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Why did Sarah Silverman get a comedy show? She hasn't been relevant in like 15 years.
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>>83369511
well, she belongs to the tribe
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>woman is terrible
>called on it
>"yeah but he had a tiny penis!"
>everybody laughs
>"haha but I have a stinky vagina!"
>everybody laughs even harder
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>>83366540
WAS THAT RLM REFERENCE???
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>So how about that Trump eh?!!
>You know why's he's building that wall right?
>TINY PENIS!!!
>also I just farted!
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>I think I'm so fucking hot but in reality I'm just an ugly kike
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>So how about President
>He likes to grab women BY DA PUSSY!
>I'd like to see him try that shit with me
>He'd be all like "Sarah your pussy stinks!"
>Don't wash ladies, keeps 'm from grabbin' ya.
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>So some kids complained about my nude scene
>they were all like "you have a bush!"
>So I respond with "yeah well you have a Trump!"
>Also I farted on those front seats.
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>>83363480
>She keeps mentioning that it's jokes or how a joke works or what kind of joke it is.

Isn't it comedy 101 that if you have to explain a joke it isn't funny?
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>>83370000
Muh quads
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>Trump Trump Trump
>My ex complained about my dingleberries
>So I farted on him
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>>83367883
wtf is a roastie
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>So I'm Jewish
>And I hate Trump
>"Audience laughs!"
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>>83363039
Oh no-NO! She made fun of DADDY?
Our DADDY!
We cannot let this pass! Not daddy!
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>>83370355
An hero
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>So Trump went to Germany
>I heard he was accused of GRABBAN DAS VAGINA HOLEN
>I just pooped myself.
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>>83364421
It doesn't matter, she's a shitty comedian who relies on shock humor and queef jokes. She still has every right to make fun of whoever she wants, including the president. Go fuck yourself with your censorship and your mental diarrhea, you sycophant.
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>Remember Obama?
>He was a good president right?
>"Audience cheers"
>Not like pussy grabbing Trump
>I just peed a little, very unlady like.
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>>83370355
>Still can't bring myself to hate her
How do i stop thinking with my dick?
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>How the hell did we end up with Trump?
>Didn't you all vote?
>"Audience mumbles"
>I would have voted but I had an explosive case of diarrhea that day.
>"Audience cheers"
>Seriously there was shit everywhere!
>Audience slapping knees"
>It got everywhere, my tits my tummy my butt
>"Audience rolling over the floor"
>It even got into my hairy bush!
>"Audience has to be resuscitated by paramedics"
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>>83370569
I like this.
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>>83370469
She's not even moderately attractive, but she uses a technique that's effective: she makes herself out to be slutty and talks about her vagina a lot, which leads the average male mind to assume she's easy, which makes you *feel* attracted to her because there's the hint of getting some.

Ugly chicks do this all the time. It's what they fall back on when they don't have looks or a personality.
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>>83370569
Keep resizing you fat fuck
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>Hey there Goyim
>Yeah that's right, I'M JEWISH!
>And I farted into my Trump undies.
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>>83370622
>I am virgin hear me roar
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>So I was having sex last night
>"Audience cheers"
>And I accidentally queefed on his dick
>But it was okay since he had a tiny dick and voted for Trump.
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>So Trump wants to change all the laws right?!!
>How about he changes the law where you have to be chosen by a majority
>HILLARY FOR PRESIDENT AM I RIGHT WOMEN?
>*farts*
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>TRUMP
>*BRAAAP*
>CHEER
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>>83363142
>it's a "roastie/numale comes to /tv/ and gets offended at people making fun of it's beliefs" episode
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>So I was tv the other day
>"Audience laughs"
>And Trump was on
>Audience boos"
>And he was all like "ALL WOMEN SHOULD BE PUT INTO CAMPS WITH MUSLIMS AND NEGROES AND GAYS AND BE GASSED!"
>"Audience gasps"
>Hah, okay he didn't say that but since I'm Jewish I can pretty much joke about being gassed.
>"Audience laughs"
>"Where's the toilet I gotta take a shi.. nevermind."
>Audience rolling on the ground laughing.
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>>83363142
HOLY SHIT. Look at all these triggered replies. Damn..
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>Queefing
>I love to queef
>"Audience is intrigued"
>I do it all day, queef queef queef, little queef here little queef there.
>No wonder my vagina stinks!
>"Audience in stitches"
>Well at leas it keeps Trump away.
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>People often ask me "Sarah why are you so gross?"
>To which I reply with "Why did you vote for Trump you tiny limp dicked rightwing racist."
>"Audience cheers"
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>>83363039
>hair removal is worse than losing a child
typical response from someone whose barren
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>it's a leftist gets triggered by 4chan shitting on their ideology episode
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>>83363039
>I'm less than 10 minutes in.

Nigga why did you even start? you have no one to blame but yourself.
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>>83370336
Fuck off normie
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>So a co-worker of mine lost a child
>"Audience sighs"
>She was all like "The pain in unbearable Sarah."
>So I got angry and said "What about the pain of when you're on the toilet constipated as fuck due to eating too many chilly fries cause you're so fucking angry at all the horrible things that Trump does on a daily basis you insensitive cow!"
>"Audience cheers" a "you go girl!" can be heard from the back.
>*Sarah lets out a good fart and waves it towards the audience*
>You know what I'm talking bout right ladies??
>Audience laughs their ass off.
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>>83364043

This is what ruined Davis Cross' special for me. I'm no big fan of trump and an atheist but halfway through his set it turns into amateurish trump and religion bashing. Neither of those things are wrong when done well but all his jabs were such obvious Day 1 fedora points that werent so much clever jokes as they were big neon signs for liberals to react to that it became cringe and ruined the generally decent first half of the special. Makes me think Bob Odenkirk was the real brains behind Mr Show.

He even made multiple Catholics fucking kids jokes. Like if that's still your material you gotta go back to the writers room.
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>Hey men in the audience, am I still hot?
>"Male audience hollers"
>You still think my breasts are firm and perky despite me being in my forties?
>"Male audience and some women hollering even louder"
>And my butt, is that still bangable?
>"Entire audience is now hollering, some are making thrusting motions".
>Well... *jiggles booty*
>*farts*
>Audience bursts out in laughter
>FUCK TRUMP AM I RIGHT?!!!!
>*Sarah dances on stage*
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>>83363039
>Implying that bashing Trump is a bad thing
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>Nobody is funnier than Sarah Silverman
>Except dudes.
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>>83368521

I was pretty damn disappointed desu. I can't exactly place why but I had just finished watching Birbiglia's and they btfo Louis' desu

You know who I was surprised at though? Rogans special was pretty damn good made better by the fact that he made transgender jokes in front of a Frisco crowd
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>>83363039
I hope you don't give netflix money
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leftists are fucking boring
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>>83373463
>I only watch Larry the Cable Guy and Jeff Dunham
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>>83373519
>implying that I watch any of them
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