WATCH MY FUCKING MOVIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE

>>83357327
Best Dwaynepost thus far.

Honestly I wasn't sure about BAYWATCH starring The Rock, but after finding out critics were out of touch I decided to give it a go. Boy was I not dissapointed! This raunchy romp fest is filled with big laughs, hot babes, and a great cast. I highly recommend checking it out. Stay litty! #pissjets

already saw it twice with the squad and let me tell you, FUCK the CRITICS!
Raunchy? check
Adult comedy? check
Piss fest? you bet your CRITIC ass!
this is a film for the FANS!
Rock does it again!

FOUR SCOOPS

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>>83357432

>>83357432
Can I get a quick rundown on this colbert scoops thing, is thisvjust related to the nigh train wreck

>>83357489
I think its a combo of:
>Colbert literally flipping the fuck out over Trump, probably a tweet. (hence the rage face)
and
>A news story about Trump getting two scoops at some event when everyone else only got one, yes that is the state of news in the US.

>>83357489
it a p. litty meme boi, gotta get in on that shit

YOU DONT UNDERSTAND MY ART REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

L I T T Y
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>>83357590
Wew, sorry I asked

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>>83357488
droooooOOOOOOMMMMPPPHHH

Thank you for curing my uromysitisis President Rock
Haven't had a good PISS like that watching BAYWATCH in ages

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>Dwaynetty SEETHING that his movie can't draw a dime
>Meanwhile Based Big Bucks Batista raking in all the dimes with GOTG 2

Finna Based

Piss off

>>83357489
CNN did a 60 minute scoopsgate expose.

Who /litty/ here?

>>83357327
Just came back from my local cinema with a box filled with bottles full of PISS from watching Baywatch™! Absolutely hilarious movie, I urge all RAUNCHY fans to watch it!

>>83357327
Fuck off Disney shill.

>>83357327
No

>>83357590
The image is from when he was impersonating Alex Jones

>>83358121
Do wrestlers normally work for dimes?

>>83357327
so is this /tv/'s version of toddposting?

I had the chance to see this movie free at a pre-release screening and I still didn't go.

>>83359757
No, they work for the FANS

If they had shown boobs instead of dick. it would be #1

>>83359831
do they actually show dick or is that a meme

>>83359847
both

>>83359760
The difference is that with this case, even the critics are against him.

>>83359831
Yeah, they fucked up really good.
How the fuck do you put Daddario on a r rated Baywatch movie and don't have her bare breasts flailing around for 40 minutes?

>>83359847
yes but only flaccid and its not even a feminine penis

>>83357327
FUCK THE CRITICS PEOPLE JUST WANT TO LAUGH AND HAVE FUN

>>83359905
I would have paid if the entire movie was daddario's tits out intercut with her smiling into the camera.

erotic horror is my favorite genre

what the fuck does litty mean

>>83360036
>being a pedo

>>83358121
Man I'm so fucking happy for him. WWE refused to give him movie deals and now he's in AAA after AAA movie. I can't wait to see him in 2049

>>83359831
I might see this movie then

>>83360036
>>>/8ch/

>>83360104
>he's in AAA after AAA movie
Lmao are you delusional? His movies are terrible besides Guardians and SPECTRE.

>>83360036
kys ya nonce

>>83357489
>>83357590
>>83357596
>>83359574

It's a synthesis of Colbert getting upset at Trump getting two scoops and the Rich Piana meme from fit.

Go to YouTube and search Rich Piana Four Scoops.

It's a pretty popular /fit/ meme

>>83357590
but colbert isn't news