You are given the task of creating a sitcom about Rasputin.

Jake Gyllenhaal

Each episode he teaches different members of the royal family a life lesson or helping them with problems they're facing.
Maybe a couple of sly dick size jokes.

>>83350120
>>83350373
I didn't fully read your post. I don't know who I'd cast

>>83350120
that swedish guy that always ends up portraying Russians

>>83350120
Pewdipie as Rasputin
Charlie Sheen as Tsar Nicholas
Bernie Sanders as Vladimir Lenin
Zack Galifanakis as Stalin
Ancient Aliens guy as Trotsky
Melissa McCarthy as the Tsarina

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>>83350435

>>83350504
I think he means the guy from Rambo IV.

>>83350527
*Rocky IV

>>83350120
y'all every had North Coast Brewing's Old Rasputin Imperial Stout? beerkino

>>83350120
"Crispin Glover"

>>83350527
nope, I meant Peter Stormare, he's the russian guy in American Gods and he looks about how i'd imagine Rasputin would look

>>83350120
Adam Driver

James Franco

>>83350637
This 2bqh

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>>83350120

This is the only casting that matters.

Zach Galifianakis

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So I was doing some research on Rasputin and I heard that when his drinking, lusting and hunger for power became known to more and more people the demands to do something about that outrageous man became louder and louder.
Can anyone confirm? Should I be asking on /his/ instead?

Julio Gomez from Blacked

Some black guy

dude looks like crispin glover

>>83350120
Adam Driver as Rasputin

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>>83351599
pretty much exactly how it happened

>>83350373
Sounds comfy

>>83350120
tom baker was pretty funny as rasputin in Nicholas and Alexandra (1971)

Neil Patrick Harris as Rasputin.

>>83350120
James Franco as Rasputin

It really sickenss me how the hell royal family put that hairy hobo that close to them. Russians are fucking stupid

Will Smith would do a cracking job.

Paul Dano as the Tsar.

>>83353677
Unironically this.

rah rah rasputeen

>>83350373

RT pls go.

>>83350595
this

>>83350120
Well, thats obviously Liam Neeson....

>>83353677
That's a good options.

I wanna cast peter dinklage as his dick.

>>83353677
Franco is a manlet. he can't play Rasputin, who was tremendously imposing both in stature and in voice

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>>83351523
Rip grumpy lolis

>>83350120
Adam driver

>>83357797
Great choice

>>83350120
It's a family sitcom. Nicholas II is the bumbling dad, the kids all have typical sitcom personalities. Rasputin is the CRAAAAAZY uncle type character played by Sasha Baron Cohen.

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>>83350120
It will be called Dear American People. It will star Zoe Saldana as a black female Rasputin. She attends a predominantly white Ivy League college in America. She, along with a diverse group of students navigate various forms of racial and other types of discrimination while trying to spread black power and Russian propaganda.

adam driver

>>83358805
adam sandler

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>>83351523
Maria > *

>>83350504
Stormare is a character actor from god, but why do they keep making him play slavs? He's a fucking scandiwegian. Dear deceased Anton Yelchin is more slav than that.

>>83350120
Every episode someone is plotting to kill him in different was because he's a gross POS and he's hated by everyone except the royal family and every attempt is more outrageous then the next but he always survives.

Climbs out of an icey lake still drunk or comes back to work with an axe sticking out of his head.

>>83350120
Andy Dick as Rasputin if he gets his act together and does it like the MTV days, remember the Oh Manson skit?

>>83358345
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zJwqUH5llw

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>>83350120
this goy

Joaquin Phoenix.
And it would be a raunchy dramedy, a Romanov dynasty Californication type show.

>>83361189
First thing I thought when i saw the OP, it's uncanny

>>83358805
This. He actually looks like Rasputin.

>>83351599
It was a shame how he carried on

>>83350120
Idris Elba

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>>83361189
>>83361557
same

Get him to lose some weight like in Silence and grow his hair and beard out and he's a perfect lookalike. Driver is a great actor as well

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>>83363226
Just needs a bigger beard