How can the cars exist in a world without humans? Do the

>>83348546
they fuck

>>83348546
http://www.pixartheory.com/
Most accepted theory.

Why the fuck do cars need to go see other cars race?

it's a fantasy cartoon for children

>>83348706
>implying one day your car wont have eyes talk to you

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>>83348697
Why the fuck do humans need to watch other humans run?

>>83348886
>>83348697 btfo

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>>83348546
>Do the cars build other cars?
evolution from go-carts you stupid religious bigot

>he fell for the great automechanic in the sky meme

The cars are representations of humans. It's symbolism. Every car is actually a person. Only autistic people don't realize this

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here ya go

>>83348886
Running is a skill for humans. Racing is all the cars do. Would you watch humans humanning?

>>83349217
Too late to save yourself anon

how do cars build buildings
cars don't even have thumbs

>>83349007
>attack them with katana first
>send hatemail at them second

???

>>83349217
The majority of cars aren't racecars you moron. They go to watch someone like lightning mcqueen who would be someone like Usain Bolt, meanwhile they're all SUVs and family cars

>>83350442
this made me think about how depressing it would be to be a shitty hatchback instead of a racecar. then i realized that's pretty analogous to life.

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>>83350522
>tfw shitty hatchback

>>83350522
fuck that, imagine being a god damn forklift

Can't go over 30 miles per hour, and always expected to do work, since no other vehicle can do it.

>>83349154
If a Prius fucks a non-Prius, would their kids be a hybrid?

>>83350522
It's depressing because when you're human you at least some chance of changing your social class. In the world of Cars you're born something shit and that's it.

>>83350522
just b yourself

>>83349167
Based Brothers Chap

Homestar Runner is pure internetkino

>>83350701
if you work overtime this year maybe you'll get a big enough bonus to afford a v4 turbo! if there's anything left after the boss buys his new yacht that is ;)

Fuck it, if you were born a 1990 toyota corolla, be the best most fucking reliable corolla you can be

>>83350701
Makes me think, what would limousines do in the Cars world? They're made to transport people, have they ever been featured in one of the movies?

>>83350754
>muh wageslave meme

I said "some chance of changing your social class". Obviously the majority of people will be stuck with what they're born into.

>>83348665
I can't believe I read that
That was fucking retarded

>>83349154
>somebody put this much thought into this

the internet was a mistake

>>83349154
Why does that car have tits?

>>83348665
Considering what they had to work with that isn't too bad an effort.

>>83349154
you can't go in such excruciating detail like this without implying that male cars have dicks
I want to know what kinda fucked up logic he puts into them

The movie had campervans in it - what purpose do they serve in this world?

>>83349154
How do cars grow up?
Are you born a Camry that's just really small and literally grow more metal to become a bigger Camry?

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>>83349154
If I really thought about it (and god knows I haven't) I would assume cars would lay eggs.

Dunno why, it just seems more appropriate.

>>83349154
>>83351421
do cars even have parents?
has any character in the cars series ever had a parent?

why are we overthinking this?

How does an old Daytona actually compete against a G-Body stock car and a modern NASCAR?

>>83350522
Delet this

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Living machines are my fetish. I'll dump what i've got.

>>83350754
>the boss buys his new yacht
wtf that's slavery

>>83350221
Sapient Construction Vehicles
>>83351295
He has a deviantart

>>83351590
in the cars universe sentient boats that drift too close to shore are captured, broken, and used for land vehicle transport. if they act up they'll be beached until they've learned their lesson.

The world the cars exist in is actually hell

The thing I really like about Planes is that we learn that WWII happened in the Cars universe. Which means there was a Cars Hitler, a Cars holocaust, a Cars Pacific War, a Cars D-Day, a Cars nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki, a Cars Rape of Nanking, a Cars Battle of Iwo Jima...
This leads to so many important questions, like: were the Cars Little Boy and Fat Man nukes sentient? Was it a suicide mission? Are ALL Cars nuclear weapons sentient? Did Tsar Bomba have a personality?
What kind of car was Car Hitler? A VW? A forklift?
Was there a Cars 9/11? Were the planes hijacked, or were the planes themselves radicalized?
I could go on and on

>>83351695
hash but fair, boats are subcaran animals anyway and don't deserve rights

>>83351799
just because there was a world war doesn't mean it had the same battles or even the same people involved mongoloid

>>83351872
nigger detected

>>83351866
>subcaran
Don't you mean subautomotive?

>>83351799
there was no cars holohoax

Do motorcycles balance themselves?

>>83352714
BOAT FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL CARS

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>>83350871
Jay "Limo"
He kinda looks more like a Saab tho

When a car borns, it's a smaller version of itself? And if it's a for example a car model of 2005, does this mean that it born that year? That would imply that the car the protagonist will have to defeat is like 1/2 years old