In prison, dinner was always a big thing. We had a pasta course

onions CANNOT liquefy no matter how thin you slice them, this scene is utter nonsense and contrary to the facts of reality

>>83343298
What about garlic?

Vinnie was in charge of the tomato sauce.

I felt he used too many onions, but it was still a very good sauce.

>>83343357
he only used three small onions

>>83343402

Three onions? That's too many

KAREN

I BOUGHT THE MOST EXPENSIVE TREE THEY HAD

>>83343179
I fail to see how slicing garlic that thin has any tangible benefit to the flavor of the dish.

I always get hungry whenever I watch Sopranos or any Mafia movie

>>83343453
they were small onions, keep in mind

>>83343471
Because it liquefies as soon as it hits the pan with a little oil

>>83343357
>>83343402
>>83343453

how do you fuck up the quotes this bad

>I didn't put too much onions. Three small onions, that's all I put.

>Three onions?

lol they are in prison but like they are cooking and the narrator is describing their cooking techniques XD

>>83343179
I enjoy this film

>>83343471

Same reason you cut up anything before adding a lot of things to a pan: increases the surface area so the chemicals that provide its flavour more readily come out.

>>83343505
*whacks you*
that's all it took for a guy to get whacked. correcting somebodies shitposting

>>83343298
Never cooked have you?

>>83343565

it just always sticks out in my mind because i love how he doesn't say "too many onions" he says "too much"

>fibrous plants composed of cellulose behave like butter composed of fatty acid chains

no

>>83343484
>I always get hungry whenever I watch Sopranos or any Mafia movie

>tfw not italian
>tfw being an Appalachian white trash mongrel, and big holiday feasts consisted of shit like a jello salad

>>83343600
i felt anon used too many memes in his thread
but it was a very good thread

>>83343520
Reddi t

Billy Batts did nothing wrong

I like this one
One dog goes one way and the other dog goes the other way
And this guy is sayin "what do you want from me?"
He's got a nice head of white hair

>>83343726
now go home and get three small onions

>>83343520
Goodfellas truly is the ultimate pleb filter

>>83343737

Looks like a guy we know

>>83343737
Dont paint any more religious pitchers

>>83343815
i didn't paint too many religious pictures, i painted three, three small religious pictures

>What am I like a comedian? I entertain you?

>>83343913

Three pitchers? That's too many

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>I just wanna make sure I don't want to wind up kissing fuckin' Nat King Cole over here

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You know, Quasimodo predicted all this.

>>83343298
do you really think he means that the onions will turn to liquid? he means that the onions' texture will become jellylike after cooking them in olive oil for enough time when sliced very thin.

>>83343913
>three pictures
what the hell is the matta with you, that's way too many pictures

>>83344015

I predicted three little Quasimodos

>>83344061

One Quasimodo goes one way, the other goes the other way, and Bacala's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?'

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>TWO niggers just stole his truck

>>83344454
not too many niggers, two small niggers

>>83344490

Two small niggers? That's too many

Too much niggers

>>83344660
one nigger looks this way, the other nigger looks the other way

>>83343179
This scene always makes me hungry for Italian food

For as long as I can remember I've always wanted to be an onion...

>>83344777
ogres are like onions

https://youtu.be/uEjMyHccX8U

>>83344777
And now when I order pasta with marinara I get egg noodles and ketchup

I have to live the rest of my life like a chinook

>>83344880

REGRETS

IVE HAD A FEW

BUT THEN AGAIN

TOO FEW TO MENTION

>>83344996
I DID IT MYYYYY WAAAAAAY

>>83343179
1.) how did they get a razor in prison?
2.) how did they get a kitchen in prison?
3.) how did they get non-prison food in prison?

and don't tell me "just turn off you're mind, it's only a movie"

>>83345142

They truly were goodfellas

>>83345142
m o n e y

>>83343179
S H I N E B O X
H
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N
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B
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X

>>83345185
how did they get m o n e y in prison?

>>83345169
did prison CEOs really give people kitchen and razor blade permissions if they were well behaved while doing time?

>>83345231
They paid off guards to allow their wives and other people to smuggle things in, which created an endless cycle of payoffs and things being smuggled in.

>>83345231
>how did they get m o n e y in prison?
>>83345169

It's a cumulative thing. Money won't get them the stuff on its own, neither will being goodfellas, but they're goodfellas with money so they get what they want.

>>83345142
>thinks money is worthless in prison

>>83345231

On the off chance you aren't trolling, being connected to the mob like they were was how they got all that. The mob was insanely powerful back then. They could do whatever they wanted with little repercussions.

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>>83343520

>>83344863
>Binging With Babish
My nigga.

>>83345142

You've never left mommy & daddy's house have you?

>>83344863
>pleb who couldn't jellify his garlic wafers
it will taste like any competently cooked spaggy sauce instead of Paulie's special system sauce
>simmer for 4 hours
kek. system invalidated

in prison, dinner was always a big guy

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ALL I wanted was some fucking GABAGOOOL

>>83345631
no more gabbagool for you tony, the doctor says its bad for you

>>83345607
what do you mean big guy? you mean like a man with a mask? i'm here for you?

>>83345142
Money can be exchanged for goods and services

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>>83345678
GO GET
the
FUCKIN
GA BA GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>83343471
>I fail to see how slicing garlic that thin has any tangible benefit to the flavor of the dish.

The garlic flavor is infused into the cooking oil.

>>83345631
What's it take to get fucking smoked turkey in this thread? I bust my ass all day long, when I come online I want to post about a little smoked turkey.

>>83345607

For you

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I've never had baked ziti in my life. Is it as good as Monsieur Jughead says it is?

>>83346391
youve never had lasagna or a very moist, meaty shepherd's pie?

>>83346495
in shepards pie, meatyness was always a big thing

>>83343534
I really really really really like this film.

>>83345196
I love that quote....

>>83343179
Goodfellas was such a good fuckin movie

I don't give a shit about niggers and scarface, Goodfellas is mafiakino.

>>83346526
a fresh pie using freshly ground meat should be very moist to the point of soaking the crust because of the meat juices released from baking. that's what ziti looks, tastes and feels like except with more cheese

>>83346679
he used a little too many onions

nah nah, he didnt use too many onions, give us a little gabbagool

hey
gabbagool is on..................
the house

>>83343179
Eh Luigi, this is how a real italiano bambino slices garlic

>>83346748
This is how a real gambino paisano does it mama mia

>>83346740

I buy my own gabbagool

>>83346966
nah nah what liquefies liquefies right jimmy

nah you did liquefy him a little bit

hey i didn't liquefy nobody, give us a clove of garlic liquefied in oil

hey oil is on......................................
the house

>>83347042

Atlantis starts playing...

>>83347246
you FUCKIN non-liquefying garlic you

>>83347421
>>83347246

You two characters are a couple real clowns, you know that?

>>83347439
what am i, here to liquefy for you? like i'm some kind of flavour? what the FUCK do you mean?

What're you getting excited for? It's in my mudder's name.

>>83347471
hahaha i'm laughing for real over here man hahaha

>>83343402
That's why he said two many.
He only wanted one onion.

>>83347471
I just meant, ya know, ya taste good! cmon man!

>>83347439

No, I don't liquefy that

>>83345142
Its a minimum security white collar prison in the 70's.

>>83347534
He was thinking of one large onion though. 3 small onions = 1 large onion.

I'm gonna go put the onions, put the onions.

>>83343298
I know it doesn't matter either way, but it's obviously garlic you moron

>>83345142
Literally explained in the movie.


In that scene.

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>its /tv/ thinks their watching a "mafia" movie when it's about a glorified crew getting pushed around by some new york family, or a bunch of non-italian associates kicking up to a low level mafioso episode

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As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a shitposter.

To me, being a shitposter was better than being President of the United States.

Even before I first wandered into the internet for some pornographic images and memes, I knew I wanted to be a part of them.

It was there that I knew that I belonged.

To me, it meant being somebody on a message board that was full of nobodies.
They weren't like anybody else... I mean, they did whatever they wanted, They doubles-posted in a thread about Andrei Arsenjewitsch Tarkowski and nobody ever gave them a ban, In the summer when they complained about underage b&s all night, nobody ever called the mods.

>>83343520
gb2r

>>83344863
This dude is a faggot and so are you

What's some good Mafia kino?

I've seen Soprano's and Goodfella's

Drinks are on...
... the house.

>>83346557
Save it! It's all yours, my friend.

>>83348195

Don't put enough onions too much times jimmy.

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What the fuck was this guy's problem, tv

>>83343623

is that the green shit with the cranberries in it? I fucking hate that slop, only my mom's side of the family ever made it and I always thought it looked like somebody threw up in a bowl

>>83343726

childhood is idolizing Tommy, adulthood is realizing Billy Batts didn't go home and get ya fuckin shinebox

>>83343298
Are you an idiot? Have you never cooked?

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Why didn't they want to drink with a made man?

>>83350138

Real talk, the real Tommy DeSimmone had an uncle become an informant for the FBI and he felt he had to prove himself constantly by being a psychopath

>>83343640
The memes anon used were fine and they were agreeable and the other anons laughed and talked of times of other memes that made them laugh and it was a noble and fine time.

>>83350138
manlet rage

I liked goodfellas the first time I watched it but the second time I didn't like it at all. The entire movie is narrated, it gets annoying

>>83343179
dont put too many onions

medium rare... hmm an aristocrat

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>>83343471
have you ever cooked anything with flavor

>>83343815
>Dont paint any more religious pitchers
>its the mona lisa

>>83343990
fucking read it in his voice

>>83347981
3 small onions =/= 1 large onion you schmuck on wheels

>>83351587

Tommy was 6'2 in real life

>>83353110
medium rat... hmm an aristocat

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>>83344716