What did the men's room look like after your screening

I have no idea, I passed out from the strong piss stench in the theatre and woke up in hospital. I truly had a urinating good time™.

>>83338042
Like ritual sacrifice.

>>83338042
There was piss EVERYWHERE

But it's fine because I just got out from seeing Baywatch™, a hilarious new movie in theaters right now starring The Rock™.

Honestly if you're a fan of beaches, hot babes, and raunchy humor I'd highly recommend checking out this movie!

>>83338042
imagine throwing a dart at the bottom of that and just running

Is this, dare I say it? A daring synthesis?

Pristine. Everyone pissing themselves™ in the theater left almost nobody using the actual restroom

>>83338042
The smell of piss combined with the unending laughter of someone who just experienced a dose of the rock's raunchy r-rated summer fun and laughs, made for the FANS

I don't get it. Would a patrician care to enlighten pleb?

>>83338233
It would bounce off and do nothing because you're too weak to penetrate anything with a dart.

>>83338423
https://twitter.com/TheRock

>>83338423
The Rock™ was fighting back against the critics (who have a disconnect with the fans) on twitter and said that there were lots of people pissing themselves from laughter

>>83338042
Clean all the piss was in the aisle. I thought R rated movies were piss free god damn it. It's not exactly boss baby is it. It's an adult comedy for adult people!!!!!!

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>>83338496
the fuck you say to me pussy ass bitch? Ill rip your goddamn head off

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>>83338500
>Chivalrous gentleman.

>>83338042
I don't know what's worse; the fact someone did it or the fact that apparently SO MANY people just went with it.

BANANA HAMMOCK

>>83338632
i assumed that was the septic or sewer shit or whatever backing up

not just hundreds of people pissing in a full piss bag

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remember that scene in The Shining when the elevators open and a tidal wave of Blood gushes forth?
Imagine that same exact thing happening but with Piss

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MAHALO

>>83338042
post the feels version

>>83339355
This is not okay.

>>83339355
That's just wrong

>>83339786
normie get the fuck out reee

>>83339786
>>83339808
clean it up, wagecucks!

>>83339355
I'm in tears

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This was the men's room Friday night after a Baywatch screening. Beyond words, absolutely disgraceful.

>>83338496
You're too weak to penetrate anything
Let alone a big bag of pee

>>83339355
doesnt seem like an actual piss stream by the way it stutters

>>83339876
Is that a poo slingshot?

>>83339355
Maybe my prostate is in poor shape, but I cant remember the last time I pissed that much in a single shot

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>>83338973
I wish this Anon was joking.

>>83339910
t. Oldasfuckfag

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>>83339355

>>83339942
what movie were they showing on that pic?

Is Baywatch worth watching?

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>>83339876
>>83339355

>>83338042
I wouldn't piss in that out of fear that it might pop open on me....but then again...what if it doesn't?

>>83339355
Needs to be the sound version

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>>83339942
Another, people are animals. I haven't seen Baywatch, was there some sort of joke about urinating and defecating all over the place and people just kept repeating it in real life, like vandalizing the Atlantic Records Wikipedia article after White & Nerdy? I hope this dies down soon.

>>83340030
Sure if you are a fun person who loves a good RAUNCHY SUMMER ROMP.

#BAYWATCHBOYS

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Zero excuse for this, this was just malicious.

>>83339876
kek

>>83340067
No, the rock was fighting back against critics on twitter and said people were pissing themselves in laughter

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I'VE SEEN IT THREE TIMES!

>>83338042
Looking at these replies it becomes and more self evident that americans are disgusting, uncultured animals. I watched this film in a cinema in Germany and they gave all the men piss bottles and women bed pans to piss into. Also since Germany isn't as prude about seeing cock there were quite a few tweens in the movie. I even helped my 12 year old cousing insert a urine catheter into her tight little urethra because the bed pan was uncomfortable for her to sit on.

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>>83340033
>>83339876
>>83339355

holy fucking kek

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>Go to bed last night thinking Dwayne pissposting is dead
>Be out all day
>come home and see this thread
Will it survive? Is it kino?

>>83340177
If you go on the daily mail search Liam neeson and click on photos of him out at night he's usually pissed his pants.

>>83339355
CLEAN
IT
UP
WAGIE

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This was earlier today after I caught a cheap Alien: Covenant screening, you weren't allowed into the bathrooms without showing valid ID. Said they'd be stationed there for the duration of Baywatch's theatrical run.

>>83338042
Can you explain to me what is so special about baywatch and bathrooms?

>>83340601
You'll understand after some of the rock's RAUNCHY R-rated summer fun and laughs

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It's like a SAW movie

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>>83339876
>>83340667
>there has been more than one caca canopy
We have an epidemic on our hands, boys. Will The Rock ever be held accountable?

>>83338042
It was really clean since I was the only person in the theater to watch the movie.

Haha piss! Aren't we so zany? We're taking what he said and using it IRONICALLY fucking kek

>>83339355
This Literally happened in my house bathroom after a nigger from school visited. We beat his fucking ass so much that semester. Fuck I miss high school for shit like that. lol

how long until someone edits the hue on the shining elevator scene and makes a webm?

>>83340891
t. butthurt critic

>>83339876
top banter

>>83341113
Nah just mocking your autism

>>83341265
Nothing autistic about RAUNCHY R-rated summer fun! This blockbuster clearly wasn't made for you.

>>83340891
hello critic

>>83341265
>>83340891
Oh boy, critics had their venom & knives ready . Fans LOVE the movie. Huge positive scores. Big disconnect w/ critics & people. #Baywatch

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>>83339355

>Locks on the toilet paper

Do American youths really steal toilet paper?

>>83339876
who stocks public restrooms with toilet paper strong enough to tie together? thats the most impressive part of this

looks like piss and shitposting is back on the menu boys

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>>83341868
amen brother!
Anybody else get a six pack of corona with purchase of a ticket?

>>83338042
Neat trick for all my BROS that like to have FUN! Open up the bottom of your popcorn bucket then PISS into it and leave it on the floor (you'll have plenty of spare piss from all the RAUNCHY FUN), then when the ticket monkey comes to clean up he'll spill gungey PISSCORN everywhere, mad laughs all round!

>>83338042
The penis inspectors were running all over the place to check everyone had valid pissing permits but they couldn't keep up and the guards couldn't enforce it because,,,they were pissing themselves too! Even the kinoma flesh-gaunts joined in the FUN as it rained piss from all the guffawing falcons.

>>83339910
Well book tickets for BAYWATCH (in all good cinemas now) and you'll be pissing like a f***ing HORSE bro!

>>83340891
critic please

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This was my theater after just one showing!

>>83342589
R A U N C H Y

>>83342589
100% Proof that people just want to laugh and have FUN

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>>83338516

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>>83342589
>mfw I dipped my crablegs and scones in it because I thought it was extra butter

>>83340264
Its been rockposting all day here lad

Piss Memes

>>83339355
gotta go

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>83341697
Niggers do, especially when it's better than the shitty $1 rolls they buy

>>83338042

Someone had to dispose of that putrid bag. There is no way that thing didn't burst on the poor fucker. There are literally gallons of piss in there.