OKAY, so me and the boys just got back from babewatch 2017(Baywatch™)

just got back from Viewing that Comedy Kino

I can confirm its a urinating good time for the whole family.

There I was sitting in the dark theater. Wearing my Jean Shorts and Sandals (my regular theater fashion).
its a non stop laugh riot. actually its too many laughs because i missed some jokes when the entire audience were guffawing uncontrollably. About half way into the showing i felt a warn wet sensation on my bare feet. I looked down and noticed a steady stream of urine washing down over my feet.
By the third act the piss stream turned into a mighty cataract of warm yellow liquid

These posts are an ab working, cannot stop laughing.

>>83334614
*workout lel

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I know this is kind of an overworked meme, but my sides don't care

Literally just exited the theater, had to shoot off this comment REAL quick.

Baywatch (from the minds of Jay Scherick and David Ronn) is an absolute COM-BOMB. Non-stop laughs to be had. Its a straight up laugh machine. This raunchy little summer flick will have you rocking in your seat!

>>83334450
something trickled down my leg as i read this post

Did daddario or any woman go nude

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>>83334450
>i really, really like this movie

two words:
hella f*cking epic

I went to go see Baywatch™ this morning and boy it was the best film in a long time. I was laughing non-stop the whole time. This really does the original Baywatch™ justice. The rock hits another home run with this great comedy. I kept feeling a warm sensation trickle down my legs. Boy this was great, definitely gonna go buy this on blu-ray when it comes out. I might have to see this again! haha

Where my #BayBros at?! Let's keep this thread litty! Needless to say I already saw the flick with my girl, and wow luckily we have been dating a while and are comfortable together because it was extremely RAUNCHY. It was a non-stop laugh roller coaster from start to finish! A perfect FUN summer romp!

>>83334450
I think.
I hate every single one of you.

can someone explain this meme to me please?
I don't get the urine thing

>Baywatch is Rated R in US
>in Europe it's rated 12
Americucks are sad

>>83334614
this is the funniest meme ive seen since sad-celebrityposting

Honestly I wasn't going to see this movie before but now I'm feelin' pretty lit about it

>>83335816
The pebble lashed out at critics on twitter and said audiences were peeing their pants watching Baywatch

>>83335898
cheers anon

Bros, this movie has it all. Babes, beaches, dead dude dicks, fuckin poo in the loo villain with nice fuckin titties and shit. Fuckin vomit comet guys fuck yeah.

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>>83334795
>overworked meme
Do you guys live on this board? First time I seen it.

>>83334450
This is the best one so far

>>83336262
fuck off leddit

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>>83334450
I started believing the whole shilling thing going on with this site. But now I just think it's trolls pretending to be shills because they think it's funny. Which means we have idiots on this board who are literally advertising a movie for free just because they think they're being funny about it. Some of you guys have reached autistic levels I could never have imagined.

That is some gratuitous use of the shift key, my man. Well done

>>83336352
This is the most reddit post ive seen all morning

good job anon

>>83336352
wow, what a fucking faggot.
>>>/t/rash

>>83336352
You should only be embarrassed that you didn't realized this with all the DC and Snyder threads

>>83336352
>people like to shitpost
Wow what a fucking amazing discovery.

Are you from /v/ perchance?

When the sexy lady bent over I thought it had become too raunchy, but then she did a toot and I was crying with laughter again!

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>>83336376
You sound pretty familiar with the site, my friend. Almost like you need to go back yourself.

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>>83336440
Those threads were about being ironically contrarian to the deserved criticisms that movie got. This Baywatch shit is just stupid.

>>83336464
You mean people like to pretend they're retarded? Yeah, I had trouble wrapping my brain around that.

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>>83334816
jesus christ

>>83336660
It's the same fucking thing

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>>83336660
kys you dumb faggot. continuing posting reaction images though, you sure will show us retards

>>83336352
Could you be any more paranoid? They're just mocking the Rock for how he handled criticism.

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>>83336482
>impact font meme

>>83336660
Well I just got back from seeing BAYWATCH with my crew. We roll pretty deep and let me tell you, not a dry seat in the house. The piss was intense. Piss dripping out the seats, piss flowing down the aisles, piss in the popcorn. Piss jets in every direction. I actually shit myself three times, I told the door monkey and he was like "Aww here goes" and we fist bumped. It was all a good vibe. Great night out and if you roll with a chill crew and not a bunch of permavirgin goobers then you'll have a wicked sick time. SLAYED.

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>>83336851
please tell me this is irony

Who /PissPals/ here ?
Me and my #BayWatchBros will be quoting this film for years to come

Reminder that memes are commonly used for advertising now. No publicity is bad publicity.

>>83337020
lmao sounds like #urinetrouble there my #baywatchbro! I myself am looking forward to getting soaked by #goldenshowers

>>83334450
is it urinekino?

>>83336352
you really think anyone reading these memes is going to go to the theater?

does anyone remember when real shills actually posted on here?

90% of Purge and Jump Street threads were actual advertising

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>>83334931
That's 4 words you fucjink retard

>>83337029
Memes are great and all, but I'm not really willing to put down 12 dollars and 2 hours to have a deeper understanding of the internet joke of the day

>>83337314
oh no no no buddy, this isn't the meme of the _day_. this is the #meme of the SUMMER, we're lit bros!

>>83337240
YOu mean 5

>>83336352
>implying it's a bad thing for the sort of people who would voluntarily watch baywatch to lose there money
Haha, sounds like you need to loosen up #BROCHACHO, Chill out with the pebble and watch this lil RAUNCHY COMEDY

Rockposting will save Baywatch

ALRIGHT BAYBROS AND BAYBABES listen UP

JUST got back from a screening of this RAUNCHY classic!! Got there 20 minutes early and I still got the last two seats (me and my bro obv)

So from the word go this ROM COM BOM had me CRYING. 25 minutes in I thought I was DYING

Then it hit the 30 minute mark and all that natty light from the pregame hit me. I pissed myself!!!!

But no one cares because I'm not kidding bros. 70% percent of my cinema pissed themselves !

Thank you @therock for this kino. FUCK THE HATERS (critics)

>>83337314
>joke of the day

bruh this shit will continue for YEARS, as Baywatch™ will be talked about by families and homies alike

>>83337562
Baywatch doesn't need saving bro! It's a SMASH HIT, the audiences love it! It's going to make BILLIONS once the German piss fetishists get a hold of it.

>>83337408
get #litty

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What's his name again?

>>83337005
impact memes are pretty reddit desu

>>83337619
the boulder

>>83336352
CRITIC detected. BIG disconnect with you and the fans. they want RAUNCHY FUN

>>83337562
Only disconnected critics think Baywatch™ needs saving. The FANS know whats up!

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>>83334450
>a SPLASHY Summer ROMP

>>83337619
Dwayne "urine for a good time" Johnson

>>83336352
but it's funny

Immerse yourself in golden pools of laughter with the new Baywatch, in theaters now! #putthatumbrelladown #noshelterfromthepissstorm

>>83337213
The first purge was legit shills

>>83334886
No but there was a full-out penis in this DELIGHTFUL SUMMER ROMP

>>83336352
Nice bait

>>83336352
>But now I just think it's trolls pretending to be shills because they think it's funny. Which means we have idiots on this board who are literally advertising a movie for free just because they think they're being funny about it.

AND THAT.
Is the real meme here.

>>83336469
>tfw this genuinely really makes me think

>>83337610
>BILLIONS once the German piss fetishists get a hold of it.
Are you saying that it's slightly-below-expectated box office in America was due to Trump being out of the country?

>>83336352

makes me depressed that I share a board with redditors like this

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>>83336352
Go the fuck back to r*ddit you metaposting cuck

>>83336352
It's a meme.
You dip.

>>83334450
>Guys, you're going to the SMASH COMEDY ROMP of the Summer, possibly the decade. You're going to get piss on your feet.
kek

I like how they just sneak the piss thing in there

>>83338711
Xir is right, /tv/ is #WithHer!

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>this is what /tv/ considers quality memeposting

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>>83334450
>big ass turbo geek

His instagram is hilarious. When he prattles on about finding your anchor in the gym or long-ass exposition about some hawaiian word. It feels so fucking fabricated. Sure he's positive about everything, but I'm so jaded I fully expect he's gonna turn out to be a child molester or commit suicide. Or both.

>you took the time to write this

>>83339449
I appreciate his efforts, this meme is funny

JUST LIKE THE ROCK™'s NEW BLOCKBUSTER SUMMER HIT BAYWATCH™

>>83339449
It's the least our bruv Dwayne "The Rock™" Johnson and his latest comedy R-rated romp Baywatch™ deserve

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>>83334450
>mfw gonna drink 4L of water before entering the cinema to watch this
normies better bring umbrellas

>>83334450
im in fucking tears at your raunchy r-rated summer fun and laughs

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>>83334536
Hell yeah bro I already bought my second ticket. This movie is an hilarious SUMMER ROMP that isn't afraid to get a little RAUNCHY.

Took a girl to the movie and she way literally PISSING herself, this time though we are prepared with our own adult diapers. That's how funny this is.

Butthurt CRITICS who are disconnected from normal people wouldn't GET it!!