>wife on vacation in Detroit >i have the house for myself

>>83326519
Is your wife's son staying with you?

i'm in detroit fucking your wife

>>83326519
>wife on vacation in Detroit
she isn't coming back cuck

>vacation
>detroit
you arent fooling anyone you murderer

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Pic related with zero interruptions (besides the intermission).

hahaha cuck memes are so fucking funny

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>wife on vacation in Detroit
this shit writes itself

>>83327135
kys

>>83326519
>says he made the sweater out of eyelashes
>it was clearly made of eyebrows
Did this piss anybody else off?

>>83327354
spongebob is a lying kike

>>83327298
no u

I am in a similar situation as OP. My wife and her ex boyfriend (close friends now) are on a missionary trip to Kenya. It's just me and their son holding down the fort.

>>83326519
>detroit
>vacation
>wife

uuhhh buddy..

>>83327414
hahahahaha remember cuckholding? hahahahaha fucking classic bro

>wife on vacation in Detroit

bait as fuck, fuck off faggot

>staying in your cuckshed

Yes, it does seem like a vacation

She's your wife. Not your property. You didn't buy her vagina with a diamond ring. Women are free to do whatever they want with their bodies.

My wife's heart belongs to me, and mine hers, but her body is free for the taking.

It's 2017. Get over it

>>83327466
whoah elementary my dear watson KEK!

>>83327477
hahahahahahaha that's good stuff thanks for posting.

>>83327477
Very cool.

>>83326519
>vacation
>Detroit
Bruh I'm FROM detroit, with most of my extended family still around there and I wont go back for vacation short of a death in the family or wedding I'm obligated to attend.
But hey, between greektown and the lebanese you can find some great mediteranian food. And they got big boys with the based as fuck slim-jim sandwich.
So tell her not to fill up on BBC and to try some real food.

>>83326519
>vacation in Detroit
Your wife is either coming back with a black child in her womb, coming back as Robocop, or not coming back at all.

>>83327604
hahahahahaha you're acting like he's serious hahahahahahahaa

get back to work, Mike Pence

>>83327635
hahahhaahahahahah! cuck'd!

I enjoyed this thread back when I posted it in 2015

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>>83326519
>wife on vacation in Detroit

>>83327742
hahahahaha cuck a doodle doo you're wife has been jewed hahahahahahah

>>83327753
Are you alright?

>>83326519
cuckold porn, via skype

>>83327771
im just lulzing at all these EPIC cuck posts

>>83326519
Watch 3d porn, vr porn, or any porn you can find. And wank away.

>>83327800
>>83327753
>>83327679
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>>83326827
just accept it, your wife is full now.

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>>83327458
>>83327530
>>83327646
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>>83327753
>>83327800

>>83327880
hahaha i've been le cuck't i gotta tell my reddit karma bois about this.

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>>83327477

>>83327883
goddamnit I forgot aboooout this meme

>>83327787
underrated

lol nigger poopie dicks aaaaaaaaaaa

A hooker bouncing on your cock

>>83326519
Is spongebob high on weed in that picture?

>>83327635
>coming back as a robot.
Wouldn't mind this tbf

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>Wife on a business trip for the BBC in Nigeria
>Have to watch her kids
>They want to see a R-Rated movie but the wife said PG-13 max

Any recommendations? No gore or sex please. Cursing is fine just no gross or foul language.